"Teacher, please introduce yourself!" a girl shouted.

"Haha, I want to say it too?" Liao Xuebing scratched his head, "I like to study, I like Chinese, mathematics, geography, history, biochemistry, I am also particularly interested in art, such as music, art, sculpture, calligraphy, photography, in addition, sports are also one of my hobbies, football, basketball, volleyball, tennis, badminton, swimming, running, cycling, housework, laundry, cooking, cooking, taking care of the family, I also love to play, go on outings, travel, play racing, street dance, fashion shopping, ......" gushed a lot of pairs, and added a sentence in my stomach:" It's just a joke, and a lot of them I've only heard of names, but I've never even seen them. ”

"Wow-" The students exclaimed, and they all said, "The teacher has a wide range of interests, that hip-hop dance, can the teacher have time to guide me?" "Teacher, I want to learn to play the piano." "Teacher, there's a school-wide football tournament next week!"

"Piano, it's a little meaning, I'm also good at playing football, how to say that in college, people used to call me 'golden right foot'. As for Fauvism and Impressionism, I've dabbled in some of ......."

Liao Xuebing was triumphant, anyway, he didn't have to pay taxes to brag, he could say whatever he wanted, at least let the students realize his "erudition", and coughed: "Everyone be quiet, it's still class time, extracurricular activities, you can stay outside the classroom to say, I will take everyone to Denglongxiang Mountain, go to the beach to swim, in short, the combination of work and rest, will definitely let everyone have a good time." But only if you have to increase your grades slightly. ”

"Yes, I want to go to the beach the most, there are bikini beauties to look at. "It's fun to go camping in the wilderness. "Tomorrow is the weekend, shall we go tomorrow?"

Unlike other teachers who put on a majestic posture when they met for the first time, Liao Xuebing's jerky and nonsensical atmosphere gave the second class of the second year another feeling.

Several students in the last row of the class were handing out notes, their hidden and swift movements would always fly out in the blink of an eye of the teacher, Liao Xuebing didn't have eight eyes, and he couldn't find it at all. "It's kind of interesting. "It seems to be pretending. "Wait a few days. ”

The class was spent in a relaxed atmosphere, and the cool early autumn morning breeze seemed to be his mood, and as soon as he relaxed, his interest was also high, and he laughed loudly: "Is it good to go camping? That's very good, 37 kilometers away from the western part of Zhonghai, there is a Bibo Lake, where the scenery is picturesque, the woods are quiet, and it is a good place to relax." I caught a 27-pound salmon in Bibo Lake last year, and several people ate it for several days, and the meat of that fish was delicious, and I still remember it!"

"Teacher, I remember National Geographic saying that there could be no salmon in our waters. ”

"Oh, yes, why there are salmon in Bibo Lake, this is a big discovery, maybe oceanographers will be interested. It could also be a trout that looks like a salmon, and it's been so long that I can't remember it clearly. Liao Xuebing's demeanor was calm, but there was a lot of cold sweat behind his back: Don't you say that today's students don't know how to learn, how can they even understand such a difficult knowledge?

"Huh?" said the student who asked the question, "Teacher, trout belongs to the salmon order, the salmonidae family, isn't it a kind of salmon?"

"Hehe, there are a lot of small animals in the nearby forest, and there will be little fluffy foxes arching into sleeping bags to keep warm when camping late at night. Liao Xuebing directly bypassed the problem that gave him a headache.

"Wow, that's so cute!" the girls' eyes lit up with little stars, "I'm going camping!" Teacher, take us there, I'm going to fish for salmon and trout......"

Liao Xuebing cleared his throat, it was enough to say this point, and said with a straight face: "I just served as your homeroom teacher, and there is still a lot of work that I haven't had time to deal with, so let's do it, I will test your results next week, and if there is a 90% pass rate, I will take you there." The 90 percent pass rate may seem humiliating, but it is a grand goal set by Liao Xuebing after referring to the poor report cards of the whole class.

Some of the students cheered loudly, some flashed their eyes, some were indifferent, and it was not the whole class that he imagined stood up and shouted in unison: "We will definitely work hard!" ...... Anyway, the previous class teacher left a lot of class fees, why not use it to contact feelings?

After class, Lao Liao was just about to leave, and a group of students came up to Hula, surrounded him and said, "Teacher, if we do well in the test, you will definitely fulfill your promise, right?" or "Teacher, your skin is so white, what brand of cosmetics do you use?" and other boring topics. The teacher on the left and the teacher on the right made him float like a cloud.

The students are really enthusiastic, which can reflect the water and harmony of the teacher-student relationship from the side. Liao Xuebing couldn't leave, so he stayed on the podium and continued to talk with the students, and occasionally the slippery skin of a girl came into contact with him, and he was suddenly excited, and he seemed to be twelve years younger. Cui Zheng, the class leader, took out a pack of Viceroy brand cigarettes and handed it to him and said, "The teacher has taught us so hard, please smoke." ”

"Why do you have cigarettes? Don't you know that school rules don't allow students to smoke? Cui Zheng, as a class leader, you should lead by example. ”

"No, teacher, we know that you have been working hard, so we collectively pooled our money to buy a bag of Viceroy to honor you. ”

"Oh, I see, I decided to confiscate the cigarettes as a punishment for carrying cigarettes at school. Liao Xuebing put Viceroy in his pocket.

Cui Zheng got out of the crowd surrounding Lao Liao, and whispered to a cold boy in the corner with his arms on his chest: "Ah Hu, he is greedy and cheap, and he seems to be very easy to deal with." ”

Liao Xuebing felt the attention of pedestrians all the way to him, and returned to the office satisfied. As soon as he entered the door, as soon as he turned around, Jiang Feng shouted: "Xiao Liao, it is said that the second class of the second year is a death class, why are you not careless at all?"

Liao Xuebing really didn't scratch his head: "What kind of death class, just talk nonsense, the students are very kind." ”

Jiang Feng pointed at him and shouted, "Don't move!" walked over and carefully peeled off a blank piece of paper behind him and sent it to him.

A large turtle is drawn on it. The author has great drawing skills, the shadows, perspectives, and lines are vividly outlined, and even the radiant expression of the turtle's face is vividly drawn on the paper, the paper is brand new, and there is a transparent tape left in the corners, which is obviously pasted on when the students surrounded him just now.

No wonder why so many people looked at him when he came back all the way, and thought that he was as handsome as the first star in China?

Liao Xuebing was petrified in an instant, stood still for a moment, tore the painting in half and threw it into the trash, and said with a smile indifferently: "In which era is there no particularly rebellious problem students? Maybe the new teacher has just taken office and aroused his rebellious mentality, rest assured, this is just a very rare phenomenon, and it is not worth making a fuss." Let's go, I'll bring a pack of good cigarettes, let's enjoy it. ”