Chapter 21: Caught in a trap
Please rest assured, I won't abuse the protagonist all the time, our protagonist is the underworld, he is very tough, I believe in Xiaobao, I believe in the call of the people. It's just that you have to use love to influence the students, and you will naturally be iron-blooded against the enemy...... However, hehe, the front is foreshadowing, and at the end of episode 3, a series of good shows will be on the gong......
Haha, Liao Xuebing's fierce life doesn't need a reason!!
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He took out a Viceroy cigarette and handed it to Jiang Feng. Jiang Feng's eyes lit up, this cigarette was different from the ten-yuan ordinary Viceroy sold on the street, but it was packaged in an iron box, with different colors and styles, and it was very exquisite, "The best goods, there are more than 400 yuan a box on the market! When did you become so extravagant?"
"I don't have any money, just now the students said that they scraped together money to honor me. ”
Jiang Feng's face was so shocked that his face was distorted: "You...... Why didn't you say it earlier......"
Before the words fell, they suddenly heard two loud bangs, accompanied by the spilling of tobacco and confetti, Liao Xuebing and Jiang Feng's faces were scorched, their lips were red and swollen, and their mouths were full of smoke full of fire.
wiped the blood off his lips, rubbed his numb cheeks, and spit out a sentence for a long time: "Damn, I actually buried firecrackers in the smoke......"
Several other teachers who remained in the office gave them sympathetic glances, and Mr. Yang, a third-grade advanced mathematics teacher, said, "Go to the infirmary, there will be reimbursement for work-related injuries." You are very lucky, last semester they invited Mr. Zhuo to eat cake, but Mr. Zhuo pulled his stomach for half a month. ”
Someone must have been behind the scenes, and I had to chop off his tongue when I found out! Lao Tzu has never been so ashamed before.
Jiang Feng could only acquiesce to bad luck, and said with a wry smile: "Teacher Yang is telling the truth, you are lucky, Teacher Wang in the first semester is still ...... now."
Before he finished speaking, Song Yuhao broke off and said, "Old Jiang, what are you talking nonsense!"
Liao Xuebing said curiously: "Where are you still there?"
"Nothing, still at home. Don't forget that today is Friday, and you have a class teacher summary class in the afternoon, so be careful. Jiang Feng shook his head and silently walked back to his desk.
Teacher Yang continued to speak coldly: "It's safer to go to the fire station to borrow a set of fireproof clothing, if you feel that you can't do it, no one will laugh at you if you quit early." ”
"Old woman, what are you talking about?" Liao Xuebing slapped the table.
"What? Call me an old woman? You stunned young man with no hair will slap the table, I won't do it?" Teacher Yang also slapped it and said angrily: "Go home as soon as possible, you don't have the level to teach well in the second class of the second year!"
"Teacher Yang, don't say a word. Xiao Liao is new, there are still many deficiencies, please be considerate. Song Yuhao said that he and Liao Xuebing drank once last night, and their relationship deepened greatly, naturally they were not comparable to the old woman with a black face and a cold face, and they spoke in favor of each other.
Song Yuhao still has the name of the grade director, and Teacher Yang snorted and stopped talking.
"Why is this woman targeting me? I don't seem to have offended her, judging from her look, she may have had ulterior ties with Qiu Daqi, and Qiu Daqi instigated discord from behind. Then he asked Jiang Feng carefully, and after getting affirmation, Liao Xuebing found that his amazing sensitive sense of touch actually guessed eight or nine.
The turtle and the cigarette ruined the good mood of the day, "My brother told me not to take the cigarette from strangers, why didn't I remember it?"
He saw that Jiang Feng's face was full of fire dust, and his upper and lower lips were slightly swollen, and if he looked closely, he would feel that there were two sausages hanging on his lips. I didn't think I was much better, I was angry and annoyed, and I didn't want to write teaching handouts, so I thought hard about how to give those birdmen a dismount when the afternoon class would summarize the countermeasures in the class.
How can I say that I am also the leading big brother of the Suzaku Street Speeder Party, and if I can't even shake a group of young students, what face do I have? Cui Zheng, the "executioner" who personally delivered cigarettes, you should wait for the verdict of the dawn of justice.
"Let's go, let's go to the restaurant on the second floor for lunch, I heard that there is a dog meat casserole. Jiang Feng picked him up and said, "After eating, you can go to the teacher's dormitory building to rest and wait for the afternoon class." You also have a room where the keys are left in the lockers. It's just that the room hasn't been cleaned yet, so you can't live in it. ”
There are two cafeterias at different prices, offering breakfast and lunch, dinner, and supper, and some students eat here, but many more bring their own box lunches, not to save money, they feel that only the meals cooked by the family are the most delicious and tasty. There are also some student couples who also bring their lovers a boxed lunch made by themselves. Those who do not have a boxed lunch will be considered uncared for by their mothers and wives, and will be ridiculed by others as if they were abandoned.
Song Yuhao took out the lunch box, lifted the lid, and suddenly a fragrance came to his nose, he took out his chopsticks and picked up a piece of meat and sent it to his mouth, and said while eating: "Wow, sour pepper duck breast, my wife knows my taste too well." Ah, and spicy shrimp with green onions, stewed river eels with black dates...... Eh, old ginger, how do you go to the restaurant to eat?
"Don't mention it, I went back late last night, I was trained by my wife, I didn't make breakfast today, and I'm still hungry. Old Song, that piece of river eel seems to be good, you can't eat so much, give me half of it. ”
"Go farther, I'm not enough to stuff my teeth, which is your turn!" Song Yuhao hugged the lunch box tightly.
At night, the bar fights for the amount of alcohol, and the richness of the lunch box is the evidence of the happiness of the family and the gentleness of the wife.
"Let's go!" The gray Jiang Feng hurriedly pulled up Liao Xuebing.
"Yesterday I heard the news that the chef of the restaurant on the second floor had made a black dog, as the saying goes, one black, two yellow, three flowers and four white, among the dogs, black dog meat is the best. ”
Meimei ate a meal, touched into the teacher's dormitory building, and found her room.
Not a lot of space, one bedroom and one living room, with bathroom and balcony, only an old-fashioned wooden bed, and very dirty. It should be enough to clean it up and use it for a lunch break. If he wasn't afraid of other people's jokes, he would want to move all the belongings of the Aoshui apartment to live, anyway, the restaurant dishes are delicious, much more nutritious than instant noodles, and it is close to the place of work, saving him the tiredness of running back and forth every day.
I didn't have a place to buy household utensils for the time being, so I found a few newspapers and slept on the floor. The wooden floor is as clean as new after being cleaned, and for a person like him, who is not particular, it is no problem to roll on it.
Looking up at the ceiling and thinking about it, a person suddenly broke in.
"Cui Zheng, what are you doing here, what's the matter with breaking into the teacher's dormitory during the lunch break?"
Cui Zheng, the second class leader of the second year, is 17 years old this year, tall and handsome, his father is a member of the city hall, and his mother is the head nurse of Nanguo Hospital. Liao Xuebing flashed through his file and had a lot of questions: "How did he choose the class president?"
"Old, teacher!" Cui Zheng seemed to have just run a five-kilometer run, holding on to the door frame and panting, "Then, don't smoke that box of cigarettes!" When I put it at home, my naughty brother thought it was for my father, so he played a prank and stuffed firecrackers in it. Oh my God, isn't it, teacher, your mouth ......."
Liao Xuebing had just eaten the spicy dog meat casserole, and he didn't wipe his lips, as if they were dripping blood. Cui Zheng looked panicked: "Teacher, are you okay?"
Liao Xuebing couldn't cry or laugh, he really didn't know what to do if he should believe him. If he wasn't really unintentional, then the acting would be terrible. Lao Liao would rather choose the goodness of human nature: "I, I'm fine, this, classmate Cui, you better go back to your lunch break, you still have to go to class in the afternoon." ”
Cui Zheng once again expressed his apologies, and left only after Liao Xuebing repeatedly said that he didn't mind.