Chenyang suddenly came to say, Tan Pengfei and Cao Jin were a little dumbfounded. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

A few minutes?

They really haven't calculated.

However, thinking of Chenyang's performance in the audience just now, and then related to the big words that Chenyang said just now, as well as the beating in the words of the two brothers when they spoke, Chenyang's words smelled of counterattack in the ears of the two.

Suddenly, the two brothers came to their senses and thought, you kid still want to embarrass us in memorizing lines?

With his thumb cocked, Cao Jin pointed behind him and said, "One glance and ten lines, without blinking within three minutes, as long as you have a book, you can immediately let our brothers go on stage." ”

Tan Pengfei also said, "Don't say that there is a book, even if there are words, our brothers can also go up." ”

These two brothers are more mysterious than the other, Wen Xia is a little unaccustomed to it, and said in her heart that you are so powerful, why did you just hear the two of you tell old jokes, and the two of you can only memorize lines, not innovate?

Of course, Chen Jiujiu knew that this was the two brothers embarrassing the little nephew, but now that time was pressing, she didn't say anything.

Chenyang didn't understand his aunt's thoughts, he looked down at his watch, there were 20 minutes left, and after a simple calculation, he said to his aunt, "Auntie, give me a computer." ”

Reception desk.

The audience can't wait for Zhao Rong's appearance!

"Teacher Zhao Rong is coming out soon. ”

"yes, there are two more shows coming on, I'm really looking forward to it. ”

"I really didn't expect this September small theater to be so powerful, I can invite Mr. Zhao Rong, I also heard yesterday that Mr. Zhao Rong's schedule is very full, and he usually won't come to this kind of small theater. ”

"No matter how you say it, Mr. Zhao Rong is also a native of G City, and someone has not invited him to come?"

"That is, don't look at this kind of small theater, the price of the invitation is at least more than double the market price, who doesn't make money if you have money. ”

"If you can see Teacher Zhao Rong, then this ticket is not bought in vain. ”

The audience's discussion is getting louder and louder, and the cross talk actors who performed on stage are obviously a little overwhelmed, and they have said the wrong words several times, but with many years of experience on stage, the two of them still hang a lot of stalks, but unfortunately there are few laughs, and the audience doesn't buy it very much.

Background.

The host Mao Xiaoman was already sweating profusely.

Also anxious are the other cross talk actors of the September Small Theater.

The news that Zhao Rong can't come has spread backstage, and if the audience makes a fuss, the ticket can't be refunded!

For a moment, everyone's hearts were in turmoil.

"The boss wouldn't really believe the layman. ”

"Her nephew hasn't been here a few times in three years, and he can write cross talk?"

"Who knows, in my opinion, after this third anniversary, our little theater will be dissolved. ”

"What about Cao Jin and the two brothers? Didn't you say to take a look? Why haven't you come back yet?"

"Who knows, no, I'll have to go and see. ”

"I'll go too. ”

The theater has been established for three years, although everyone knows that the boss offended Zhao Rong this time, and the theater may be dissolved, but the first thing that comes to everyone's mind after years of feelings is not their own interests, but how to save this doomed anniversary cross talk meeting.

Lounge.

More and more people came to inquire about the news, and soon, the whole lounge was no longer inaccessible.

Chenyang sat on the dressing table, tapping on the keyboard without squinting, and the speed of his hands was so fast that the keyboard made a thumping sound, however, the most astonishing thing at the moment was not his hand speed, but the onlookers in the front row burst out "oh" exclamations again and again, during which there was sparse applause.

Later people couldn't see Chenyang's documents, and could only listen to the sounds.

Because of the relationship between Chenjiu and Chen, many people actually know or know Chenyang.

But in addition to being the boss's little nephew, this guy doesn't seem to be anything special, not even a senior ticket holder, let alone creation.

It is indeed not difficult to say that the art of cross talk can be said by one person, one table, one mouthful.

But its doorway is inside, how to open the "mat talk", how to throw the "scoop" in the text, how to say "the right job" and how to start the "bottom" at the end, there are strict rules.

In addition, it is also necessary to intersperse baggage, what repeatedly shakes, praise first and then depreciate, yin and yang, pun intended, self-contradiction, inconsistency, distorted interpretation, violation of conventions, these seemingly simple skills mixed in the burden all require effort, ordinary people do not have seven or eight years of study, don't even think about it.

Hearing the series of exclamations in front, the people standing behind were stupid.

What's going on?

Could it be that a layman really writes amazing works?

Before the doubts were solved, Tan Pengfei opened his mouth when he heard the front of him, "Yangzi, this "Treatise on Friends" you wrote is really good! Don't worry, this "Treatise on Friends" gives me three minutes and I will be able to smooth the words down." ”

Cao Jin also said, "Yangzi, don't worry, don't say it for three minutes, I'll be able to follow the words in two minutes." ”

Just now, Cao Jin and Tan Pengfei followed Chen Jiu to call Chenyang Yangyang, wanting to use their identity as elders to beat him, but now after seeing the script, their posture instantly lowered and put Chenyang above their peers.

"Actually, I think this "On Friends" is very in-depth, Xiao Tan, Xiao Cao, you two are still too young, and your understanding of society is not very profound, this "On Friends" should be written by me and Brother Lu. ”

The person who spoke was Hao Jing, one of the veterans of the September Small Theater.

Another patriarch also spoke, "Brother Jing, this is your fault, you see, you have lived so smoothly so far, ticket friends, yes, fame, yes, income in our entire small theater, you are all this," the patriarch who opened his mouth gave a thumbs up, "What friends do you still lack, this kind of joke should be given to me and Brother Wang, especially Brother Wang, if you are careless in making friends, it is better to say this." ”

Brother Wang also spoke, "That's it, Brother Jing, let's do this kind of cross talk, I don't dare to say the lines in three minutes, but within five minutes, we can smooth out the words." ”

The crowd was dumbfounded.

it!

That's it!

What kind of thing is this "Friend Theory", which can make a few veteran-level characters rob it!

The point is, this is not finished yet!!

The sound of Chenyang banging the keyboard has not stopped, and several elders here have begun to grab it, is there anything crazier than this?

One minute.

Three minutes.

Five minutes.

Fifteen minutes!

Zhao Rong's performance is about to start.

The last group of cross talk actors has already reached the end.

Mao Xiaoman couldn't wait any longer, he directly put down the microphone and rushed to the backstage, as soon as he entered the lounge, he saw that it was crowded with people, and there was no place to put his feet at all, so he immediately became anxious, "Get out of the way, get out of the way, let me in." ”

Shouting as he squeezed inside.

Mao Xiaoman is an old man in the theater, and now that time is so tight, everyone has made way for her.

With almost no effort, Mao Xiaoman squeezed to the front, "Boss Chen, what should we do with the following program? There are still five minutes left for Mr. Zhao's program to be released." ”

Chen Jiu was also a little anxious, looking at Chen Yang, "Yang Yang, have you written this?"

"Give me two more minutes. ”

Chenyang didn't raise his head in reply.

"On Friends" is the work of Guo Degang and Cao Yunjin in the previous life, which is not the most famous, but it is also the most naked attack on friends on the basis of reality.

At the beginning, Cao Yunjin left Deyun Club, and after many years, the master and apprentice finally started a tearing war, and many people on the Internet ridiculed this cross talk, and now in the situation of the aunt, this cross talk is the best.

But there is a difficulty, that is, cross talk is not Chenyang's specialty, so it is somewhat difficult to recall, and some bridges are very vague, which also leads to Chenyang's slow creative speed.

The last paragraph.

Chenyang paused briefly and began to remember.

Mao Xiaoman couldn't stand it anymore, so he walked up directly and asked, "There are still five minutes, even if you write it down, three minutes is not enough time to memorize the lines." ”

The surrounding cross talk actors also agreed.

"yes, three minutes, it's too fast. ”

"That said, it's too hard to get the words right. ”

"Isn't that a test for everyone? ”

"How could Boss Chen believe such a layman. ”

Tan Pengfei, who was still grabbing the book just now, stopped talking, although they liked this book very much, and they also said a big thing just now, but the time was really stuck in a few minutes and seconds, and they were not sure that they could really get the book down.

Chenyang didn't have time to pay attention to Mao Xiaoman, still racing against time to recall.

Seeing that Chenyang ignored him, Mao Xiaoman was even more angry, and came up and grabbed Chenyang's shoulder, "I'll talk to you." ”

"That's enough!" Wen Xia stepped forward, "Can't you see that he's thinking about things?what's the use of arguing now, can you help him remember?" As he spoke, he asked everyone, "Even if the time doesn't come to this, do any of you have the confidence to go on stage and let the audience forget that Zhao Rong didn't come?" Don't forget, now the task of all of us is not only to present the best works to the audience, but also to make the audience accept that Zhao Rong is not here!"

Silent.

The real crows are silent.

The crowd who was arguing just now suddenly fell silent.

Although cross talk actors often test improvisation, they are really not sure that the audience will forget about everyone and focus on themselves.

What they have to do now is not only to let the audience see more exciting programs, but more importantly, to minimize the negative impact of Zhao Rong's absence on the audience!

Hao Jing stood up, "Listen to me, this matter has come to this point, let's wait for two more minutes." ”

Tan Pengfei: "Yes, let's not worry, there are still four minutes, let's wait another minute." ”

Cao Jin: "I agree with Brother Pengfei's opinion, everyone, to tell you from the heart, I didn't believe that Yangzi could create any cross talk just now, but after I read the script, I can guarantee that this script will definitely make the audience refreshed." ”

The veteran who grabbed the script just now also spoke, "Yes, judging from my years of experience, this script is really good, although the time is a little tight, but until the last moment, none of us can give up, Yangzi, you can rest assured to create, it's really not good, Brother Wang and I will go up to the top for two minutes." ”

Several veteran-level figures spoke, everyone also quieted down, in the lounge, only the sound of Chenyang banging on the keyboard could be heard, Mao Xiaoman looked at Chenyang angrily, and said to Chenjiu, "Boss, I'll go back and let Daming and them top for two more minutes." ”

Chen Jiu frowned, his heart had already risen to his throat.

Daming They just came to the small theater this year, and their adaptability is not so strong, two minutes seems short, but it takes strength to really sell it, and Daming they will definitely not be able to do it.

Change the show?

That won't work either.

Everyone's program today is arranged, and the most important thing is that no matter who goes up to the next program, it will not come according to the flow chart, and the audience will know that something is wrong no matter how stupid they are, and maybe they will bang down.

With Chen Jiu's frown, the lounge, which had just had a little movement, fell into a deathly silence again.

"No!"

It was Chenyang who spoke, and as he spoke, he stood up and handed the computer to Chen Jiujiu, who was frowning, "Auntie, you see who is going to say this paragraph, no matter who says it, there is only one premise, you must memorize all the lines within ten minutes." ”

"Ten minutes?" Mao Xiaoman was furious, "There are more than three minutes left before the next show, where did the ten minutes come from!"

Chenyang smiled indifferently, "The rest of the time, I'll come!"