"Chirp~Chirp~Chirp~!"

"Negative sentiment value from Fat Chirp, +2+2+2......!"

Fat tweet I'm afraid I'm not going to get out of anger haha!

The white cardamom smells like this fart, it really stinks!

Of course, the dosage she used for Fat Jiu was already very small.

After all, the fat chirp body is only so small.

Then cardamom added some stinky raw materials such as coriander, folded ear root, sour bamboo shoots, durian, stinky tofu and other stinky raw materials to reconcile it.

Sure enough, the stinky fart beans that have been added to the ingredients are even more smelly when they fart after eating!

However, the flavors of the stinky fart beans themselves are a bit heavy!

The white cardamom thought about it, and finally added a kind of pycnogenol that masked the smell!

This is a kind of medicine that can mask the smell, and many poisons with a strong taste are because of the addition of such herbs, not because the poison itself is colorless and odorless.

After adding this herb, the stinky fart beans themselves have no taste at all.

Ha ha!

Succeed with flying colors!

I'm thinking I'm going to come up with a name for my new gadget!

Is it called a stinky fart bean?

Cardamom originally wanted to let it tear off the face of a lady, and its function is similar to that of a flower and a face!

Thinking about choosing a name, I have to correspond, and at this point, cardamom is also a bit obsessive-compulsive.

Plus the color of the finished product is green again, then add two words, just call it green stinky fart beans!

Thinking that I am going to go further and further down the wrong road!

With green stinky fart beans, cardamom can continue to develop a lot of similar gadgets in the future.

For example, vomiting pills, incontinence pills?

Whoever dares to provoke me again, give you a spitting pill, you will be grateful to Dade for stealing fun!

Give you a pill of incontinence pill, let you directly urinary incontinence and feces incontinence in front of thousands of people, do you dare to believe it?

Hahaha!

Cardamom couldn't help but be impressed by her own brain.

It's just that I'm so smart that there is wood!

Okay, the stinky fart beans have also been made, and now I want Lu Yihua to eat them.

It's a pity that the soul wood that was finally condensed is not.

Otherwise, you can send her to be drugged.

"Fat Jiu, it's still just you!"

Fat Jiu didn't provide negative emotions this time, and happily accepted this glorious task.

I was forced to eat so many stinky fart beans and let out so many big stinky farts because of that stinky woman.

Hum!

Now, my torment is finally over!

It's time for your show, so enjoy!

The next day's breakfast was naturally eaten in Douzhuang.

This Douzhuang tofu brain is very distinctive, and it is a must-order item for guests.

White Cardamom has learned through observation that except for Lu Yihua, everyone else eats sweet tofu brain.

Therefore, the cardamom wants to be fat and tweets the stinky fart beans in the minced meat of the tofu brain and the salty toppings of shiitake mushrooms.

This topping is Lu Yihua's only one!

Cardamom ate her breakfast very quickly.

Because, she was afraid that she would lose her appetite for a while......

Then, she took the spoon and pretended to continue eating, secretly observing Lu Yihua.

I saw that after Lu Yihua finished eating the bowl of tofu brain, Erlang's legs, which were originally cocked, began to change their left leg to their right leg, and their right leg to their left leg......

"Negative sentiment from Lu Yihua, +66!"

Oh my!

I don't know if I ate too many soy products yesterday, why are there so many farts here?

Lu Yihua thought angrily.

She worked very hard to maintain the image of a lady.

Cardamom was not bad, at this moment, Lu Yihua felt that her stomach was about to explode, but she could only fart secretly.

I have to clamp the fart into a deflated fart and release it slowly, slowly.

Oh my!

I was careless just now, and I almost didn't hold back and let out a sound!

It's so embarrassing, really!

Moreover, even Lu Yihua herself can't pretend not to smell it.

These farts really stink!

Lu Yihua is about to be stunned by her own fart!

Grown so big, I've never smelled such a stinky fart!

Hey, after a while, the white cardamom also gasped, it stinks, this really stinks!

The smell was worse than poop, and the smell was so strong that it could smoke people to death.

The few people who were still eating also put down their chopsticks one after another!

It stinks!

It affects my appetite so much that I almost feel so sick that I want to vomit.

Who would have such a stinky fart?

Feng Ming thought, I'll go, it's really, it smells bad!

It's like the smell of pig manure, plus the smell of stinky socks that have been fermented for days on a hot day......

"Negative sentiment from Feng Xiao, +66!"

"Negative sentiment from Feng Ming, +66!"

“......”

Lu Yihua couldn't bear to leave early, because as soon as she left, the stench disappeared.

Then it must mean that she is the one who just stinks.

Cardamom certainly didn't care so much, she got up and hurried out of the table with everyone.

I feel like I'm going to be smoked to death in one more second.

Poor Lu Yihua originally thought that it would be convenient and convenient to go quickly, and it would be good to line up.

It turned out that this fart seemed to be endless.

Just after she went to the toilet, she put it well, it was so comfortable.

"Positive sentiment from Lu Yihua, +66!"

It's just that the fart sound is really terrible.

I can't imagine that farting out loud can be so refreshing!

When she came out, the people outside looked at her strangely.

The look in his eyes seemed to say:

Look, such a beautiful beauty, but she farts so vulgarly!

Ordinary people know how to cover it up, but she doesn't know how to be shy at all, so she just farts "poof" and "poof".

Lu Yihua ran away as if she were running away.

In my life, I have never been so embarrassed.

And then, what she was suffering was still to come.

If this stinky fart is endless, what can I do?

This is a lot of people, and you can get through the trick.

I'm going to sit alone with my mother in the carriage in a moment.

There were only two people in the carriage, either you or me.

Of course, my mother will immediately know that it was her own stinky fart.

Oh my!

How so?

Lu Yihua felt that she wanted everyone to know that she was farting, which was even more embarrassing than taking off her clothes in public.

But what should come will come after all.

Lu Yihua reluctantly got into the carriage.

is still full of forbearance, and she straightens her waist all the way.

When she felt that she couldn't help it anymore and was about to hold it back, she gently put her weight on half of her buttocks, and at the same time used her body strength to gently move her entire buttocks in the opposite direction.

So she lifted her left butt for a while and put it down, and then her right butt lifted and put it down again.

Even if I feel like I can't hold it anymore, I can only continue to fart secretly.

Continue to clamp the farts into a deflated one, and then slowly, slowly turn into wisps and quietly release them.

But the sound can be masked, and the smell can't be masked no matter how much it is masked.

For her practice of covering her ears and stealing the bell, Mrs. Lu really couldn't bear it:

"Yihua, let it go if you want! People have three urgencies, farting and burping are normal needs of people!"

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