Someone was tapping on the carriage window, and Feng Xiao put her finger to her lips and shushed it.

He pressed the button to close the curtain and set his seat up again, and then opened the door.

It was Feng Ming, and when it was time to eat, he came over and called the two of them to come down to eat.

Fortunately, this Feng Ming knew to knock on the window in advance, otherwise he would have seen it.

Feng Xiao got out of the car with Cardamom, Feng Ming saw Feng Xiao's uncomfortable face, and couldn't help but joke:

"What are the two of them doing hiding in the carriage, and how nice it would be to go to the room for whatever they want. ”

Feng Xiao was afraid that Cardamom would be embarrassed, so she hurriedly diverted the topic:

"What's so delicious?"

"There are fish villages, noodle villages, bean villages, sheep villages, and cattle villages, you can choose. ”

Feng Xiao looked at Cardamom and said, "What do you want to eat?"

Cardamom was born by the river and has always had an extraordinary love for fish.

It's just that now, she suddenly has a new brain hole, so she said without thinking:

"I want to go to Beanfarm. ”

Feng Xiao nodded, and Feng Ming went to arrange it.

Before, didn't Cardamom keep thinking, what trick to use, not only to make Lu Yihua receive a little punishment, but also not to let the other party notice?

Too strong poison is definitely not going to work.

People can't be hurt, so what about making her ugly and embarrassed, like losing her face?

Huahua is used to directly drop the face on the body, such a direct way, ordinary people can't bear it, and they are scared to death if they don't die of pain.

So what if there is a way to make the other party not lose his face physically, but mentally?

For example, cardamom is going to make her vomit and make her have diarrhea?

It's not difficult to do, but it's easy to perceive that someone is doing it.

This time I came to the bean village for dinner, and suddenly gave cardamom a hint.

Eating soy products is easy to produce a lot of "intestinal gas" in the intestines!

In fact, the common name of this "intestinal gas" is the "fart" that we all cover our noses for.

It is a type of human waste gas that is excreted from the body through the anus.

Healthy people have to fart an unequal number of times a day, and normal people have to fart 5~10 times a day.

Waste gases such as nitrogen, hydrogen sulfide, and ammonia produced by bacteria in the intestine after decomposing residual food are mainly excreted from the body by farting, which is good for the human body and a magic weapon for the human body to self-regulate.

Originally, through farting, the stomach and intestines can be healthier, and fart is a mirror of people's physical health, which is proven by medicine.

This is actually a very normal and natural phenomenon, and there is such a saying in Cardamom's hometown in his previous life, "People laugh at farts, but they have no ambition", which can be regarded as justifying the name of fart.

However, many people are embarrassed by farting and are reluctant to bring it to the table.

In addition, many people often hold back their farts in order to save face.

Especially some humble gentlemen and ladies, in order not to lose their dignity, would rather blush than let go of that "breath".

As a result, the gas that endured did not break through the door and did not produce a smell.

However, it accumulates in the large intestine and exchanges gas with the blood that comes to the intestinal mucosa and flows with the blood.

Toxic gases cannot be released in the simplest way, and can only find another way to detoxify, which not only increases the burden on the body, but also is likely to cause chronic poisoning of the body.

It can cause abdominal distention, bowel groaning, lack of energy, indigestion, dizziness, and may even cause peritonitis, intestinal obstruction and other diseases.

That's right, you can make a medicine yourself, and eating it can make people fart a lot!

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Hahaha!

Cardamom wants to laugh when she thinks about that scene!

As an elegant and dignified lady, Lu Yihua must hide her fart and not let it go.

Let it go, and her ladylike image will collapse!

Holding back her fart, she is sucking exhaust gas!

Farts are gases produced when food in the intestines is fermented by bacteria.

Farts are originally a kind of waste gas produced in the human body, and the nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, methane and other components contained in it are harmful substances.

If you hold your fart, these harmful substances cannot be discharged, and they will be repeatedly absorbed by the intestinal mucosa, causing symptoms such as chest tightness and bloating.

Therefore, if you hold it for a long time when you have a fart, it is easy to cause chronic poisoning in the body, resulting in symptoms and signs such as lack of energy, indigestion, dizziness and sallow complexion.

In this way, even if Lu Yihua was suffocated by internal injuries because of this, she had nothing to say.

After all, it's her own internal injury, what's the matter with others?

As soon as he said it, Cardamom pretended to wander around casually, ran to the kitchen of Douzhuang, and walked all the ingredients in the kitchen.

After eating, Cardamom couldn't wait to enter the room.

At this time, Cardamom suddenly discovered that the soul of Liu Xiaochan, who had been beaten by Lu Yihua before, was gone.

And she can't sense it anymore, that means that the soul has disappeared?

Special!

What about the soul that Lao Tzu has worked so hard to reorganize?

Blown up by your punch like this?

This deepened her anger towards Lu Yihua.

She quietly hid in the Jade Dragon space, and she arranged the things that came by the way in a row:

In addition to various beans, soy products such as bean sprouts and tofu, there are also gas-producing foods such as onions, kale, eggs, milk, oat bran, and lactose.

Plus some of the dishes that already exist in the Cardamom Jade Dragon space itself:

Sweet potatoes, chestnuts, pumpkins, potatoes, taro, cabbage, tomatoes, onions, leeks, celery, cabbage, mushrooms, broccoli.

In addition, there are fruits:

Bananas, apples, oranges, strawberries, raisins, and more.

Eating these things can make people produce gas in the intestines, yes, the key to the problem is to concentrate!

This thing must not be put in large quantities, and if you put too much, the taste will be big, and people can't eat it?

So be sure to condense!

Just a little bit, or a small one, can make a person feel good when you eat it.

Cardamom will these raw materials can be processed on site for the second time, so there is a lifting and reprocessing on the spot.

All kinds of dishes are several times stronger than those in real life!

Therefore, cardamom's wood control technique is very good, and it is very down-to-earth!

After that, Cardamom experimented with a variety of combinations, and after the preparation and various fermentations were completed, they let the fat chirp try it.

All kinds of hard coercion and temptation!

It's good to talk about it so that Fat Jiu Jiu agreed to be this test subject.

Am I easy?

"Negative sentiment value from Fat Chirp, +1+1+1......!"

Poor fat chirp, I don't know how many versions of stinky fart beans I ate this night.

There are countless farts, and the bird's body is about to be tossed and scattered!

In the end, Fat Jiu couldn't figure out which version was more effective.

Suddenly, Fat Chirp's eyes widened, and a series of coherent farts followed.

"Chirp~Chirp~Chirp~!"

"Are you sure? Are you sure this is the most powerful? Didn't you just say that you almost forgot the previous one, do you want to try again?"

Cardamom asked.

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