Chapter 15: The Voice!
Originally, the monk sold the scriptures with the consent and strong support of the monkey, and as the monk's first big customer, the monkey once bought all the monk's scriptures at one time. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Although the monk sells it very cheaply, only charging two yuan for a scripture book, he can't stand the large amount! The monk has the idea of making small profits but selling quickly.
In order to buy these scriptures, the monkey spent almost all his savings on Huaguo Mountain at that time.
We all know that monkeys want to save face, and if they want monkeys to pull down their faces to make money, it is difficult, it is as difficult as the sky!
So where do these savings come from? They are all monkeys and monkeys who play monkey tricks for the guests, make the guests happy, and the guests give them rewards.
So, with this basic income information, you can take it and imagine: "It's hard for monkeys to make money, and it's even harder to get monkeys to spend money!"
In order to support the monk in selling scriptures, the monkey suddenly spent almost all his savings, which can show the sincerity of the monkey.
But what about the monks? They sell monkey scriptures.
The cover of the scriptures is not beautiful enough, the paper is too poor, the punctuation is wrong, there are typos, there are sick sentences or sentences that do not make sense, and the printing handwriting is blurred...... These monkeys can tolerate it, but there is one thing that monkeys can't endure.
The contents of these scriptures are all fake, like those "Nine Yang True Scriptures", "Nine Yin True Scriptures", "Jade Maiden Heart Sutra", "Royal Maiden Heart Sutra", ...... As long as it is a scripture that the monkey is interested in, it can't be cultivated, it's all a fucking sheep's head and selling dog meat!
The monkey was furious and went to the monk to theorize, but in vain he returned, and came back with a gray nose.
"How much better do you expect it to be for two dollars?" the monk explained confidently.
It was because of this incident that the monkey had a deep grudge against the monk, and directly pulled the monk into the blacklist and belonged to the undesirable persona.
Coincidentally, at this moment, the sand monk came to the monkey to borrow money urgently.
The monkey can be described as poor and white at this time, just been almost finished by the monk so he has saved up, and he is not in a good mood, and he sees a monk coming to borrow money from him, can he give a good face?
Sha Seng: "Brother Monkey, borrow some money!"
Monkey: "This kind of thing, your senior brother needs to discuss with his wife." ”
Sha Seng: "Brother Monkey, when are you getting married? ”
Monkey: "So it's not negotiable!"
Sha Seng was honest and left without saying a word.
Don't look at the monk's reputation in the sales industry is so loud!
In fact, in the matter of selling scriptures, monks do not make money, and they have to put money into them.
Monk play is a popularity!
Selling scriptures is a petty fight, just a means for monks to play.
The monk's main focus has always been on philanthropy, and the monk has a compassionate bodhisattva heart to create the Sanzang Charity Salvation Foundation.
In order to raise funds, the monk himself did it himself, running all over the country, inside and outside the gates, and when he met a person, he would tell people about the Sanzang Charity and Salvation Foundation, and sometimes in order to persuade a rich man's donation, the monk himself was worn out to persuade success!
Of course, the monk's mouth has not been worn out, and others have already agreed to donate.
Even if a beggar sees a monk, he must make a modest contribution to the monk's charity.
"Miser" Yan Jiansheng has heard of it, before he died, he saw the oil lamp in his house was on, he just couldn't swallow the last breath, only his wife extinguished the oil lamp, he was relieved to swallow the last breath!
Yan Jiansheng's stinginess is notoriously, but it is still not enough to meet the monk, the monk only spent a day and a night, Yan Jiansheng disarmed and surrendered, obediently offered his love to the monk, and from then on he took the initiative to contact the monk and asked the monk's Sanzang Charity Salvation Foundation if he needed his help.
This time, in order to deal with the monkey, Lord Yama was slaughtered and hemorrhaged, but he donated money to the monk's Sanzang Charity Salvation Foundation.
Of course, the monk will not accept the paper money of the Lord of Yama, the monk only accepts the world's currency such as real money and silver, and those dark coins are still kept by the Lord of Yama for his own use!
The monk's donations are set aside to save the world and help those in need.
The first charity project of the monk's Sanzang Charity and Salvation Foundation was the sale of scriptures, which not only helped people realize their wish to have a meritorious practice, but also effectively reduced the unnecessary competition between energetic warriors for scriptures, resulting in a large number of casualties.
Compared with the super popularity of the first project to sell scriptures, the popularity of the second project is not too much at all.
As the first reader of this book, I was a little curious when I saw this, what is the project, what is it?!
Holding a variety show The Voice, this is the second charity project done by the monk's Sanzang Charity Salvation Foundation!
Rather than facing the scriptures all day long in the first charity project, the monk prefers this good voice.
The monk's love for music is well known to the world, and you can associate this from the picture of the monk singing the demonic brainwashing divine comedy in the Journey to the West.
This program is very well organized, which can help a large number of young people who have dreams of music to realize their dreams of music, and also attracts a large number of idlers to watch this program, all of whom are busy watching the sound! Naturally, they will not be idle and cause trouble everywhere.
The Voice show live.
"The mentors include Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, Yang Yuhuan, Sima Xiangru, Bai Juyi, and Su Dongpo. After speaking, Tang Bohu stepped forward, glared at the audience with his nostrils and continued to introduce: "After Tang Yin, the word Bohu, and the famous family, Tang Bohu, the head of the four great talents in Jiangnan, and the romantic genius Tang Bohu, who fascinated thousands of beautiful girls, is down." ”
This scheming is comparable to the Internet celebrity Faulkang.
Farewell My Concubine, The Drunken Concubine, The Phoenix Seeking the Phoenix, The Long Hate Song, The Water Tune Song Head, even if the five tracks are staged in turn, they can't match our scheming boby Tang Bohu's one, "Peach Blossom Nunnery on Peach Blossom Mountain, Peach Blossom Fairy in Peach Blossom Nunnery." The peach blossom fairy planted peach trees, and picked peach blossoms for wine money......"
This year's The Voice students are the greatest and the strongest in history!
"If the previous dozens of The Voice champion students are compared with this year's Voice students, even the top 20 students of this session will not be able to enter. Many media commented on this.
This year's The Voice has seen a large number of talented students who have rarely been seen for decades, and it is even more amazing that three music wizards who are rare in a century have appeared!
The popularity of these three music wizards has surpassed that of the mentors, in order to allow these three to join their own teams, the competition for the students of several mentors can be described as full of gunpowder, what my team has more sisters, more handsome guys, more shemales, and the degree of intensity is far greater than in previous years.
Let's scream the names of these three together!
"Sand Monk!"
"Ryoma!"
"Dragon Lady!"
The three's fan group has a strong lineup, and some of the emperor's superstars are just that.
"Sand Monk Sand Monk I love you like a mouse loves rice!"
"Ryoma I love you, you are my sky, my earth, my only myth! Without you, it's like a fish out of the water, unable to breathe, for you, I'm willing to sacrifice myself at any time, this is my house key!"
"Dragon Maiden, you are the goddess in my heart! I am ready to fight, and I will always guard you like a saint warrior until the last drop of blood is shed. ”
There was a fainting on the ground, no exaggeration, absolutely real, and there were absolutely no extras in it.
Looking at the enthusiasm of the fans, Tang Bohu sighed for a while, he vaguely remembered the scene when he first came into contact with Sha Seng!
"Cadet, why did you wear a mask to The Voice?"
"Isn't this a tryout for the Masked Singer?"
"This is the Voice!"
"I'm sorry, it seems that I made a mistake, there are a lot of variety show selection programs reported, you know!"
Sha Seng took off his mask, revealing his handsome face with a big beard and unshaven ballast, and the mentors were sweating profusely!
I have to say that Sha Seng sang so well, he chose a skewer, and the male and female voices sang very well, although there was such an embarrassment just now, it was still a hot commodity in the eyes of the mentors, and they extended an olive branch to him.
You can imagine that if Sha Seng went to KTV, he sang Farewell My Concubine and the drunken concubine, a song of love for a slender man, he could solve it alone, and even saved the money to find a young lady to sing.