Chapter 14: The Last Killer!
Seeing the failure of this foreign aid tactic, the lonely island pig beast said to Lord Yama: "The strength of the demon monkey is really strong, even such a powerful foreign aid can't stop him from moving forward, it seems that the only way to use that last trick is used." Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info”
"Now, I can only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor. The personnel are exhausted, so they have to resign themselves to fate. I hope this killer move will have a miraculous effect on the demon monkey!" sighed Lord Yama.
"Even if Lord Yama puts one hundred and twenty hearts, this killer plan will definitely work, and this time it will definitely succeed! ”
"I hope so, I hope so!"
The monkey walked over with the attitude of a victor, looked at Lord Yama with extremely aggressive eyes, and said, "There is no foreign aid, if there is none, my grandson will start to take out my stick to pound you!"
Lord Yama couldn't help but feel a chill, and screamed loudly: "Sanzang Zen Master, hurry up and save me, the demon monkey is stubborn, and he wants to commit murder and hurt people!"
"My grandson sees that you are poor in donkey skills, and you actually sang an empty city plan to my grandson, and I want to take the bald donkey to meet my grandson, the idea is very good, but unfortunately there is no way!"
"That's it, you are now the meal of my brother and sister, you can eat as much as you want, and no one will come to save you if you cut your throat, hahaha......" Bajie, the animal, also said to the monkey on the side.
"You still obediently obey my grandson, let my grandson's stick pound on you, and forget it after venting. If you dare to resist, hum! Let you know the full power of my old grandson's stick. Then you will know what it means to be unable to survive and die! What is called not to be able to live and not to die! Then you will suddenly wake up and know that you have not come to this world in vain, and that is because your experience is something that no one else has. "The monkey's eyes are fiery, and one can't help but think of a beast in heat.
I can't write it anymore, and this writing is also easy to make people think crookedly, isn't it too evil? An ordinary dialogue can also be written like this, facing the wall and thinking about the past.
"Bang, bang, bang...... "slap yourself in the face!" The book will continue to write:
"Not necessarily, right? Everything that cannot be done is too extreme, and there must be a glimmer of life left in the endless road. "The lonely pig beast jumped out with the monkey theory.
Xiucai met Bing, and he couldn't explain it clearly.
"Nima, when will it be your turn to be an Oriental in front of my grandson, dare to be a clown jumping beam in front of my grandson, begging for a beating!"
"Smash, pound, pound, smash......" The monkey was screaming in his mouth, but his hand was unambiguous, and he smashed his baby out very strongly.
It's too late, it's too soon! Seeing that the lonely island pig beast was about to be stabbed to death by a monkey with a stick.
"Stop! Splash the monkey Xiu's murder and hurt people, don't put down the butcher's knife, and become a Buddha on the spot!" A Buddha voice interrupted.
"Amitabha!" the monk said in his mouth.
What a Buddhist monk, this sound of Buddha makes people feel like a mushy empowerment, which is similar to the pure heart mantra of Taoism!
It's a pity that it played the harp to the cow, and it was used on the monkey's body, and it was destined to be a big blow.
Trying to get a monkey with severe ADHD since childhood to stop the movements of his hands is an almost impossible task.
Let people insult in every way, threaten in every way, the monkey I have a stick in my hand, I don't bird you, the monkey is a dick bursting!
The monkey's inner world is too strong, he is strong, and the breeze blows the mountain post. He let him be horizontal, and the bright moon shines on the river!
The monkey was originally a colored stone left over from Nuwa's refining stone to make up for the sky, absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon over time, and the heaven and earth were conceived.
"Smash, pound, pound, oh pound......" The stick trend remains unchanged, and it continues to be pounded to the isolated island pig beast!
It is impossible for the lonely island pig beast to close its eyes and wait for death, and it is busy using many of its own life-saving hole cards.
Five demon knives that emit a miserable green demonic light form a five-element sword array, guarding the isolated island pig beast.
This is nothing, there are thirteen top-level puppets outside the sword formation to form the defense of the thirteen bronze human formations.
This is nothing, there is also the earth guardian magic released by the saint-level magic scroll in the Five Elements Sword Array.
Is that enough?
Is this reassuring? No, the Lonely Island Pig Beast is using the power of the law to defend with all its might.
At the same time, he also maximized the operation of the Vajra Immortal Body Divine Skill in his body.
In addition, he wore Xuanwu armor, dragon scale armor, and soft hedgehog armor, and wore three layers of armor.
I've seen someone who is afraid of death, but I've never seen someone who is so afraid of death!
If you have a thousand means, all kinds of tricks, in front of absolute strength, it will be like a paper tiger, it still looks quite majestic, but it is a pity that it will be broken when you stab it.
And the monkey definitely has such strength, look at the lonely island pig beast has been exhausted, the means are exhausted, but it is still not enough to see!
With just a gentle stab of the stick in his hand, the monkey broke through the defenses of the Five Elements Enchantment, the Thirteen Bronze Human Array, the Five Elements Demon Sword Array, and the Holy Grade Magic Scroll Earth Guard.
The monkey smashed a stick at will, and the Tao was shattered, the three major armors such as the Xuanwu armor were shattered, and the Vajra Immortal Body was abolished.
At this time, the lonely island pig beast looked very miserable, and the whole person was inlaid on the wall without image, and the wall was full of cracks, with his body as the center spreading like a spider web to the surroundings, spreading far and wide.
This is very inconsistent with the image of a cool and elegant man who is confident in his chest on weekdays.
"Brother Monkey is amazing, my old pig wants to go out for convenience, just come when you go!"
"Go, go, lazy people have a lot of and urine, my grandson knows. ”
"How do you talk? Ouch! My stomach hurts, I'll be back and I'll reason with you later!"
"Cut!" the monkey gave Bajie two middle fingers.
Seeing these two middle fingers, the monk couldn't bear it anymore, "Splash monkey, you really don't change your bad nature, and you come out to hurt people again!"
"You don't care about my grandson, if you didn't have an old relationship with Guanyin in your previous life, and Guanyin covered you, you would have been smashed by my grandson with a stick. You don't have to tell my grandson anymore, you have that three-inch incorruptible tongue, and my tongue blooms with lotus flowers, and my grandson won't buy your scriptures!"
This monk doesn't learn scriptures, only sells scriptures!
As long as the scriptures in his hand are sold, he sells them!
Yijin Sutra, Washing the Pulp Sutra, Dharma Sutra, selling!
The Sutra of Eternal Life, the Sutra of Imperishability, the Sutra of Transcendence, sell!
Huayan Sutra, Lotus Sutra, Water Injection Sutra, sell!
The Emperor's Inner Scripture, Shennong's Hundred Grass Scripture, and Forty-two Chapters of the Scripture, sell!
Although it is a royal collection, a street stall, a legendary scripture, and a Buddhist door does not transmit secret texts...... Monks are sold!
Jumping the price, tearing up the sale!
Joke, this is not a monk's style at all!
"It doesn't matter if you buy it or not, it's welcome to take a look! Two pieces for everything, two dollars for everything! If you buy it, you grab it, and if you buy it, you will earn it! You can't buy it for two yuan, and you won't be fool......ed if you can't buy it for two yuan."
One trick is fresh, eat all over the world!
Relying on this trick alone, the monk's reputation in the entire sales business industry is the greatest! At the same time, his performance is also the best!
In the past few years, Sanzang Zen Master has won the Nobel Peace Prize in the human world every year, that is because of his relationship of selling scriptures, and the scriptures have become worthless......
That's right, the monk is the killer weapon prepared by Lord Yama!
The above sentence seems a bit redundant to me, because I believe that the clever reader, you, must have known it for a long time.