A generation of legendary grandmaster Monkey San, although he has the aura identity of a myth creator, there has always been a regret in his heart!

Someone once said, "Behind every successful man there is a woman." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Although this sentence is not absolute, there is a certain truth in it, and after all, this sentence has been baptized by the years and can be handed down.

"Could it be that there is also a woman standing behind our myth-maker, Monkey Three, could it be his first girlfriend when he was in elementary school?"

In fact, there is indeed a figure standing behind Monkey Three, but this figure is not a woman's figure!

If this news is announced, some people will definitely think, "Isn't it a woman? Is it a man? the base, a man? Uh, there's something wrong with sexual orientation!"

The truth is often unexpected and will fall out of everyone's eyeballs!

The figure standing behind the monkey was a monkey.

"Emma, it's hardcore!"

If you really think so, then you have misunderstood our Grand Master Monkey Three.

Monkey San is just regretting that he was not able to worship Wukong as a teacher!

In a remote cave!

The deity of the figure behind the three great masters was surrounded by a huge cocoon, and this huge cocoon was constantly and slowly absorbing the rich aura outside, for the life inside the cocoon to extract and refine for its own use.

The life inside the cocoon is undergoing some kind of deep transformation, and when its transformation is successful, it is the time when it breaks out of the cocoon and is reborn!

The life inside the cocoon is a monkey, although the monkey's cocoon is very irrational, seriously inconsistent with biology, beyond the scope of human science can understand, but it does exist, and no one can erase it. "This amazing fact!

This monkey is a freak and cannot be measured by common sense!

Not to mention that the monkey just learned from the silkworm baby and formed a cocoon, even if the monkey immediately learned from the Namek on TV and spit out an egg, the eggshell quickly shattered, and a Wukong II came out of the egg, there is nothing strange about it, because this monkey has always been an unstable factor!

There are many people who have already seen this monkey unhappy and want to kill this monkey, but they are all full of enthusiasm to devote themselves to this matter, but in the end they get scars all over their bodies, with a blue nose and swollen face and a bleak ending!

This is a divine monkey who has rebelled against the sky, and has done many earth-shattering things, causing a panic at the top of the Three Realms, and even the Buddha has always wanted to suppress this divine monkey, saying that he is a splash monkey, and even slandering him as a demon monkey.

The most representative thing that the monkey did was to mention the Havoc in the Heavenly Palace.

The Emperor of Heaven is lustful and unreasonable, and he collects beauties in the Heavenly Palace everywhere, causing complaints from below, and everyone dares to be angry but dare not speak!

Finally, a warrior appeared in the Nether Realm and stood up for the Heavenly Dao and defeated the Heavenly Emperor on behalf of the victims!

Chong Guan is angry and red-faced!

Although there are 10,000 people, I have passed!

The warrior is alone, single-handed, brave and champion of the three armies, and he is unstoppable!

He singled out the top masters of the entire Heavenly Palace with one stick and never tasted defeat!

He fought to the point of madness, and no one in the entire Heavenly Palace Society under the command of the Emperor of Heaven was able to subdue this fang!

He was domineering and said wildly, "The emperor will take turns to do it, and he will come to my house next year!"

According to this plot, the status of the boss of the Heavenly Emperor Society is not guaranteed, and he needs to move out of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall to compromise with him in order to escape.

Seeing that the situation was out of control, at this critical moment of life and death, the Emperor of Heaven opened his mind and did not move out of the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, but ordered someone to move out of the fraternal society to rescue the soldiers.

This rescue soldier is very insidious and cunning, take a roundabout road map, take the method of boiling frogs in warm water, the warriors fight to brain fever, I don't know what to do, it is too late to find out, and the ambush is pressed on Wuzhi Mountain.

The above is the noisy online version of the Havoc in the Heavenly Palace!

The monkey's deeds have been rumored to be miraculous, and he himself has long been the object of worship of all beings.

West Heaven Elysium, Lingshan Leiyin Temple.

The Buddha, who played the role of a rescuer, condensed the light of the Buddha behind him at this time, reflecting the three thousand worlds and accepting the worship of all beings!

"Kneel! The Buddha is worthy of being the master of a religion, and we are beyond our reach, and we are left to look up. ”

It turned out that seven days ago, the South China Sea Guanyin Bodhisattva came out with a pair of upper couplets, and the whole spiritual mountain except for the Buddha wanted to scratch their scalps, and after thinking for a whole week, no living beings came up with the next couplet, and this pair of upper couplets had just reached the ears of the Buddha, and the Buddha immediately came out of the lower couplet.

Guanyin Bodhisattva came out of the upper couplet: It doesn't rain when it snows in the sky, and it turns into rain when the snow falls, and it is troublesome to become rain, so it is better to rain directly.

If the Buddha comes to the following couplet: If someone eats without eating, the meal will become in the stomach, and it will be troublesome to become, so it is better to eat directly.

Glancing at the worshipping beings, the Buddha smiled with satisfaction, and the golden light emitted by the great sun behind him was even more dazzling, this is the Buddha secretly exerting force, trying to cooperate with the sentient beings, and trying to leave them with a lofty image, which is very suspicious of pretending!

Happy and sad, pretending to be struck by lightning!

A foul smell suddenly emerged from the Lingshan, and the smell was tangy!

Burning the piano and cooking the crane, the scenery is ruined!

The worshipping beings couldn't stop the lethality of this stench, and they dispersed in a hurry!

Among the living beings, some people suspect that this stench comes from a turbid gas, and it is simply a stinky fart released by someone!

This smell is very unique, and some even suspect that this stinky fart is put by the Buddha, because the Buddha has an amazing record, a fart flew a herd of cattle and smoked to death a roaring dog, Erlang God once ran around for this roaring dog to seek medical treatment, and finally with the help of the divine doctor Dao Gong, the roaring dog was carefully healed by the Great Dao Gong for seven days before returning to the yang.

"Presumptuous! If the Buddha doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, how can he fart? This is obviously a deliberate person who is planting a false accusation, what good is it to him to wantonly blacken the Buddha? This person has ulterior motives, and his intentions are not small!"

"The Buddha is still smiling, worthy of being the leader of the sect, the stinky fart collapsed in front of him and his face did not change!"

"Nima, of course you can fart yourself without changing your face. ”

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There are many discussions in private, and there are different opinions, the public says that the public is reasonable, and the mother-in-law says that the mother-in-law is reasonable.

Go your own way and let others say go!

The Buddha took out the "Yali Five Generations" on his body and was video chatting with someone, and the video was a man, who was once considered a master by the monkeys.

Lai Jiu is telling the Buddha that Sanzang has a heart of disobedience, telling the Buddha to be more careful, he suspects that there is a great terror behind Sanzang!

It's a pity that the Buddha didn't care, and he didn't believe that an honest Tang Sanzang could come up with any conspiracy and tricks, and how much of a wave could he set off?

The two didn't know what to talk about later, and they chatted and chatted about the controversy!

"Shut up, you unruly man!" the Buddha angrily rebuked Lai Jiudao.

Lai Jiu retorted: "It's not good for us to be like this, the combination of men and women is the mainstream, and the same sex is not recognized by most people!"

"Same-sex is true love!" the Buddha was a little emotional.

At this time, Lai Jiu, who had always thought that he was excellent in eloquence, felt that his eloquence was not as good as he imagined, and he was speechless!

Even if the person at the helm is the Buddha, can he really never capsize?