Chapter 20 Don't Stimulate Single Dogs!

The Buddha secretly hated in his heart, hating that this uncompetitive man actually compromised with the world and failed to live up to his good intentions. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

He is unwilling, unwilling to let all his efforts turn into a wasted stream, and his long-cherished wish for many years will come to naught!

From love to hate, the deeper the love, the deeper the hate.

Love, pouring out the spring water of the three rivers, the Milky Way in the sky, is difficult to describe.

Hate, blood reincarnation, blood spilled in the sky, difficult to wash.

Love and hate are intertwined like reincarnation, and friendship is endless.

The upper poor blue falls into the yellow spring!

The Buddha secretly vowed to kill this negative man, Lai Jiu will not die for a day, the Buddha will not be liberated for a day, the demon root is deep, Lai Jiu is his demon root, from the Buddha to the devil, the demon barrier is deeper!

It's just that if you really want to start killing Lai Jiu, how can it be so simple?

The Buddha himself didn't understand in his heart whether he wanted to kill Lai Jiu at this moment, or did he want to see Lai Jiu?

The answer is no, he doesn't know whether it's love or hate for a while?

Who is Lai Jiu?

This is the name of a nobody, if you go out to inquire, this person's name can be seen everywhere, as many as cow hair, like a stall on the side of the road, just grab a handful, very ordinary.

The name Lai Jiu is very ordinary, but this name is related to the son of Yin and Yang, so this name is not simple.

"Yin Yang Son" Lai Jiu.

The world only knows that there is a yin and yang son, but does not know the name of the yin and yang son.

Yin-Yang Gate, a single lineage, each generation only accepts one heir, each heir is called Yin Yang Gongzi, a new generation of Yin Yang Gongzi is born, the older generation of Yin Yang Gongzi will soon retire, this is a very terrible sect.

The heirs of each generation of the Yin-Yang Gate are peerless geniuses, they can be swept within the same level, and the challenge of skipping the level is as simple as commonplace, this is the lowest qualification among the Yin and Yang sons of the past dynasties, if there is no such qualification, it is impossible to be selected by the Yin and Yang Gate as the heirs, and the name of the Yin and Yang Son itself represents a kind of glory.

The code of conduct of the Yin and Yang Gate is to act according to the personal preferences of the Yin and Yang Son, there is no distinction between good and evil, this generation of Yin and Yang Sons is constantly chivalrous and righteous, determined to be a generation of heroes, maybe the next generation of Yin and Yang Sons will be replaced by a ruthless, has been doing no evil, determined to be a big devil who dominates the world.

Yin Yang Gongzi has mastered a miraculous skill against the sky, and many big people have thought about this miraculous skill, but it is a pity that most of them have not met the conditions for obtaining this miraculous skill to cultivate.

The double refining of yin and yang reincarnation is divided into yin and yang double refining, one person refining yin, one person refining yang, and two double cultivation, which can quickly break through its own bottleneck, constantly break the shackles in the shortest possible time, and achieve sublimation. It is rumored that when this exercise is practiced to the highest level, it can transcend reincarnation and live a second life!

And this generation of Yin and Yang Gongzi is more mysterious than the previous generations, so mysterious that almost everyone has no sense of existence in their memory, this phenomenon is a hidden performance, which can effectively protect themselves.

Some people are boldly speculating about the Yin and Yang of this generation, suspecting that this generation is even more extraordinary than the previous generations, and there is no surprise now just because they are secretly planning a bigger conspiracy, and their ambitions are so big that they want to trample everyone under their feet, and what makes people who speculate can provide strong evidence to prove their conjectures.

The evidence is in a cave, this cave is really not ordinary, it is rumored that this generation of Yin and Yang Gongzi has lived in this cave for a long time, carved on the stone wall of the cave, and the cave is full of Tai Chi patterns where Yin and Yang fish meet.

The guesser said to everyone that he had a big discovery in this cave, he found a complete conspiracy book and published it to the public, what was said in the book was incredible, and everyone who read it suspected that this was a conspiracy novel based on the Yin and Yang Gongzi and the first-person perspective of the protagonist, which was too fucking whimsical.

"This child is not lightly ill, and he needs to be cured!"

The guesser earned everyone's meal, and some people were scolding him while being rude: "Call your sister, call you stupid child to come here to pretend to be Lao Tzu, you pretend again! I'll let you pretend again...... Let you pretend!"

"Woo...... Oh...... Woo......"

This man wanted to cry without tears, he hated God for deliberately playing tricks on him, he roared at the sky: "Thief God, is it easy for Lao Tzu to write a novel? You want to kill me like this!"

Sure enough, in the future, all the protagonists of the novels written by this person will open and close their mouths to go against the sky, and in the end, all the boos will be heaven!

What is heaven? Heaven can represent a person, a creature, a thing, a force...... Or is it a system?

And this person successfully incarnated into the protagonist of his book, Long Aotian, who is powerful for no reason, lucky enough to pick up a garbage and turn it into a treasure, all the beauties have to revolve around him, and all those who oppose him will be unlucky, God is no exception, all enemies will be trampled under his feet in the end, and he is about to blow up the sky!

This guy has vented the grievances or grievances he has suffered in reality through the pen in his hand and vented it in his book, and some people are slightly unhappy, so they vent it on other people's bodies, and build their momentary pleasure on the pain of others, which is not advisable.

If you use the terms of Feng Shui to explain it, then it should be called bad luck at the moment.

Yin Yang Gongzi Lai Jiu was quite depressed at the moment.

Lai Jiu was barricaded in a room.

"You are a negative person! Tell the old lady, why are you always avoiding the old lady? The old lady has sent you dozens of invitations to the peach conference, and you haven't given the old lady once, do you have another woman?" the queen mother rebuked angrily.

"You have sent me dozens of invitations to the Pan Tao Conference? No, there must be another article in this! You have wronged me, heaven and earth prove that I only love you one, you have to ask me how much I love you? The moon represents my heart. ”

"I'm sorry, people misunderstood! Death, the mouth is so sweet, it will make the girl happy. The queen mother's attitude changed greatly, her face suddenly turned red, and the words in her mouth became soft.

As a veteran of flowers, Lai Jiu is good at seizing the opportunity and is very good at observing words and feelings, he found that his words worked, and now is the time when he needs to add a fire, and he really did it.

Lai Jiu stepped forward and hugged the queen mother's willow waist and looked at the queen mother with affection, and said in his slightly magnetic voice: "If you want to coax, I will only coax you alone, three thousand weak water, I will only take one scoop, and you are the scoop that needs to be taken in my eyes!"

The queen mother's eyes were like silk, a strange flame burned in her eyes, and she looked at Lai Jiu with fiery eyes!

"Do you know I'm waiting for you?"

"Love me, are you afraid?"

At this moment, a thousand words are in plain sight!

The queen mother glanced at the inner room, Lai Jiuyi understood, picked up the queen mother and walked to the inner room, there was a bed in the inner room, a large bed.

Lai Jiu gently placed the Queen Mother on the bed and reached for the belt of the Queen Mother's clothes.

"Ding Dong! Ding Dong!"

There were two knocks on the door, interrupting the movement of Lai Jiu's hands!

"Who?" Lai Jiu's tone was a little impatient, anyone who was disturbed at this time would not be in a much better mood.

A delicate female voice outside the door replied: "Brother Jiu, I'm Xiaomei, my sewer is blocked again, come to my house at night!"

"Oh, okay, no problem. Lai Jiu agreed.

"I'll see you that night, people are waiting for you!"

Soon after Xiaomei left, Lai Jiu let out a scream like killing a pig!

The Queen Mother was pinching a large piece of Lai Jiu's waist flesh and spinning it, and at the same time said, "Isn't it through the sewer?"

"It's really just a sewer!" Lai Jiu tried to argue.

"Ding Dong! Ding Dong!" there was another knock on the door.

"Who?"

"I'm the third monkey, thank you Brother Jiu for teaching me the cheats of picking up girls last time, I did what Brother Jiu said, I really made an appointment with the goddess and had a relationship, Brother Jiu is really my reborn parents, please accept the little brother! I still have an appointment, next time I'll come to Brother Jiu. ”

Listening to the voice, Monkey San also left.

"Smack!" the queen mother slapped Lai Jiuyi hard and said, "How else do you want to explain?"

"Ding Dong! Ding Dong!" there was another knock on the door!

"Is Lai Jiu at home?"

"Lai Jiu is dead!" Lai Jiu shouted.

"Then it seems that no one signed for the takeaway that Lai Jiu ordered before?"

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It seems that the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard!

Obviously, our flower bush veteran Lai Jiu has not yet reached the realm of a hundred flowers and no leaves.

Although Lai Jiu is very strong, both men and women eat, and one person cultivates the yin refining and yang refining of the yin and yang reincarnation double refining technique at the same time, and the yin and yang double refining are the same body, but this does not help him improve the level of the love field outside of cultivation.

However, Lai Jiu's title of veteran of the flower bush is not called in vain, and the identity of the founder of the deification of the great master Monkey San in the future also depends on Jiu's contributions, otherwise Monkey San will not be able to create an undefeated deification at all.

Lai Jiu doesn't teach Monkey San Bao Niu cheats, Monkey San can't raise funds in the pockets of those rich women, can't raise funds can't raise so many orphans, can't afford to raise so many orphans, can't have luck, and can't create an undefeated apotheosis without luck!

However, there is one thing that has to be mentioned, Lai Jiu will encounter such an embarrassing situation, and he also has a credit for Monkey San!

There was no one around the corner, and Monkey San muttered in a low voice: "If you don't teach me the second half of the cheats of picking up girls, I'll let you stimulate the single dog again!"