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"Poof!" Guan Xiaohui, who had just finished class and hadn't left his seat yet, picked up his mobile phone and prepared to reply to Zhang Xiaowei's message. However, when she saw the update prompt of Guanshanhai's Bot, she was very curious, so she opened her Bot account.

However, after she looked at the updated Bot of Guanshan Hai, she immediately laughed.

"Xiaohui, what's so funny?" He Xiaoqian was sorting out her books, and Guan Xiaohui next to her suddenly smiled, she felt a little strange.

"Xiaoqian, Guanda made another inspirational statement on Bote!" Guan Xiaohui handed his mobile phone to He Xiaoqian.

"What is this!" He Xiaoqian didn't smile when she saw the information, and she didn't understand what it meant.

"Hey, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you nerd!" Guan Xiaohui saw that He Xiaoqian had no comedy cells, and snatched the phone from her hand.

"I thought you saw something, this is not so funny!" He Xiaoqian continued to sort out her books, and kept humming in her mouth: "Bei Shuang'er, that's it!"

He Xiaoqian withdrew from her bot and landed on CC, but when she saw Zhang Xiaowei, she replied to herself with a message, and her eyes suddenly darkened.

In GZ City, Dong Meilan is looking at the ranking of her songs on the cool cat in a villa!

Her song came to third place after half a year of precipitation, and now the number of downloads behind the song is almost not moving.

But when she looked up, her eyelids suddenly jumped, and she saw that on her song, there was a new song (Bei Shuang'er) that had jumped to second place, and it seemed that she was only a few thousand times away from the first place.

She didn't believe her eyes, but rubbed them vigorously and realized that she was not mistaken.

"Who sang this song?" she clicked on the song's synopsis with some curiosity.

The lyrics and singers are all the same person, and the soundtrack is the Coyote Band. She naturally knows that although this band has been on a decline in the past two years, it has influenced a generation of people before.

"It's just that who is this Zhang Xiaowei? The lyrics and singing are actually done by him? Could it be that the Coyote Band did the lyrics and songs themselves, so they deliberately gave Ann a name in order to win attention?" Dong Meilan thought in her heart, and at the same time opened the song and prepared to listen to it.

"It wasn't like the voice of any one of the coyotes, it sounded like it was the first time to sing, but he had a good way of hiding it, and you wouldn't be able to hear it if you didn't listen closely. Dong Meilan only listened to it once, and she heard that the other party was singing for the first time, and I have to say that she still has some skills.

However, judging from the lyrics, it doesn't look like it was written by the Coyote Band, the lyrics they wrote are generally more obscure, unlike this song, which is obviously a saliva song, catchy, and the elderly and children can hum two sentences. ”

"To make such lyrics and songs, it is estimated that I can have the level of a master, but I don't know which master it is, but I actually wrote a song casually, so that a person who has never sung a song will sing it hot. If you write a song for yourself, will you be able to go further in your musical attainments? Dong Meilan listened carefully and quickly came to a conclusion.

She is also one of the best female singers in China, but it is difficult to go further. In the past year, she has not released any songs, she is precipitating herself, and she wants to break through it, but the idea is very good, and she has written no less than ten songs intermittently in the past year, but none of them can satisfy herself.

Now that she heard this Shou Shuang'er, she felt that this was the breakthrough that God had brought to her, and she was eager to find the other party and let the other party guide her to break through herself.

She also knew that Zhang Xiaowei was just a porter, and he was not a master, so if he was asked to copy two songs, there might be no problem, but it would be a little difficult for him to give him guidance.

Dong Meilan took out her mobile phone, flipped through the contacts, found a person's name from it, and then broadcast it.

"Hey, hello, do you need our services for anything?" After the other party answered the phone, a relatively hoarse woman's voice came from inside.

"Hey, hello, can you help me check the contact details of the author of the song?" Dong Meilan could clearly see a very disdainful expression on her face when she was talking to the other party.

"Hello, if you inquire about this person, we need fifty thousand!" the somewhat dumb woman said indifferently.

"Okay, no problem! Are you still the same account as before?" Obviously, Dong Meilan is not the first time to cooperate with the other party.

"Yes, the old rule is that we do things when the money arrives. ”

Dong Meilan didn't speak, but opened her bank account on the computer, found the account number of a transfer record from it, entered 50,000 yuan in it, and then clicked confirm.

"Alright!" heard a 'ding dong' sound from the other party's microphone, apparently the other party had received the money she had sent.

"You must find each other for me as soon as possible....!" Before she could finish speaking, the other party interrupted her.

Bei Shuang'er's lyrics and singing are all Zhang Xiaowei, and the one who accompanies him is the Coyote Band that was popular all over the country five years ago. ”

"I know all of that, can you say something I don't know. Dong Meilan listened to the other party's words, and almost didn't throw away her phone, your sister, is this cool cat also good? I still need to spend 50,000 yuan to let you check.

"And this Zhang Xiaowei didn't have anything brilliant a month ago, he made a sketch at the 20th anniversary celebration of Xiangcheng TV half a month ago, and you want to see that sketch, which is the most popular rain and dew recently. ”

This time, Dong Meilan learned wisely and didn't interrupt the other party's words, but he was still surprised when she heard the other party's words, and she naturally knew that the rain and dew were all stained with this sketch.

But she is a musician, so naturally she doesn't pay too much attention to the sketches. After saying that, she had a faint feeling that there was a planning team behind the scenes, so she didn't take it seriously, after all, these things were not something she could manage.

At this time, I listened to the other party's words, and I was very surprised, I didn't expect that a skit maker could create a song with such a high degree of singing.

"That's all we've found for the time being!" The other party's voice was faintly hoarse, and I don't know if the other party did it on purpose, or if her voice was like this.

"Do you have Zhang Xiaowei's contact information?" Her eyes widened at this time, staring at the computer screen tightly, and she was even more eager to find the other party's contact information at this time.

Because she asked the other party this time, the song of Bei Shuang'er on the cool cat has surpassed Tengjiade's grassland song in the first place.

"We didn't get the other party's contact information for the time being, but we just got his CC!" I don't know if the other party deliberately concealed it or what, the other party didn't give her her the phone number.