Chapter 056: Joke

"Ah, that's it, I thought you made this song casually!" Li Junmin was obviously typing quite quickly, and quickly replied. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"By the way, Guanda, I forgot to tell you something, we have a transfer in personnel at the end of the Chinese network!"

"Personnel transfer?" Zhang Xiaowei was a little puzzled, what does this personnel transfer have to do with himself, it can be said that his treatment is the treatment of an ordinary author, without any speciality, so even if you are transferred, it is estimated that you will not be able to move his interests, you can't reduce my treatment to be lower than that of ordinary authors.

"yes! It's possible that my editor-in-chief is going to be transferred!" she was a little depressed, literally.

She is afraid that after her editor-in-chief is transferred, it will be troublesome for her to change the best Jiading, after all, it is difficult to find a boutique like the best Jiading in the vast sea of people, no, it should be in the vast sea of books.

"This has nothing to do with me!" Zhang Xiaowei replied speechlessly.

Li Junmin was stunned when he saw Zhang Xiaowei's reply, yes, what does this have to do with the other party, his treatment is the treatment of ordinary authors, changing leaders is not like this, the treatment of the end Chinese network above you can't give people the privilege of wearing small shoes! Maybe after changing the editor-in-chief, he will be promoted to the treatment of a great god in terms of treatment.

"It's okay, Guanda, I'm just talking to you as a friend. But I'm in a much better mood after listening to your Bei Shuang'er, thank you for the song/smile!"

"The grapes are big, look at everything and think in a good direction!" Zhang Xiaowei looked at the other party's words and knew that her mood was a little low, but what does the matter above have to do with you, a little pony, you just need to do your part.

"Well, that's what I said, that's the above thing, thank you for the comfort of Guanda, the words of cultured people are different!"

"Don't say it, I still have this beforehand!" Li Junmin followed the previous message and sent a message.

"Well, bye-bye!"

Zhang Xiaowei opened his bot, and it was still a message sent two days ago.

After listening to Yang Bo's inspirational story today, a joke about his own world not only came to his mind.

At the beginning, it reads: "Teach you how to buy a Ferrari a year with a monthly salary of 3,000!"

If you make a monthly salary of 3,000 and don't want to buy a Ferrari, here's a true story.

With a monthly salary of three thousand, you can buy this Ferrari in a year, and today's young people, if they don't work hard, complain about social injustice all day long.

A friend of mine is named Xiao Ming, who works in a private company and earns 3,000 yuan a month. The company arranges room and board, so I can save about 2,500 a month, and I walk to work, because the dormitory is not far from the company, and I can exercise while walking.

The arrangement of 20-30 yuan for telephone bills a month, usually does not buy clothes, does not buy shoes, does not smoke, does not drink, and if there is a party, it is also invited by others, so he does not need to spend any money, and he arranges 100 yuan a month for daily necessities.

He doesn't have a girlfriend, so it doesn't cost a penny to make it convenient. Transportation expenses, occasionally going out to take the bus, this he is almost 20 yuan a month.

The company's weekend canteen is not open, so he has to eat his own 8 days a month, 3 yuan of steamed bread and soy milk in the morning, 6-9 yuan of fast food in the afternoon, 6 yuan of fast food in the evening, and 120 yuan a month.

He usually doesn't go to work or play, he reads books, so he needs to buy books for about 30 yuan a month. The cost of other emergencies adds up to about Wu Baiyuan a month, and then saves it like a bank.

Frugal, worked hard for a year, saved enough 30,000, and then added the 4.97 million given to him by his father, and finally bought a Ferrari worth 5 million, this story is so fucking inspirational!

Zhang Xiaowei wrote hundreds of words and sent them out, which is also the largest number of words he has sent since he opened Bote.

"Ding Dong!" Li Junmin, who was a little depressed and in a good mood, picked up the teacup and was about to drink tea, when the bot she set up to pay special attention to suddenly had a message.

There weren't many people her bot was paying attention to, so she clicked on it and found that it was Guanshan Hai who had updated her bot, and she was curious about what the other party had updated.

"Teach you how to buy a Ferrari a year with a monthly salary of 3,000?" she was quickly attracted by this beginning, she believed that she would not dare to be interested, and it is estimated that many people would be interested in how to buy a Ferrari with a monthly salary of 3,000.

So she clicked on it curiously, and then she was sad, and the tea she had just drunk sprayed all over the computer screen.

"Ahem, ahem, I'll go, this story is so inspiring. She choked on the tea and coughed, and said in her heart: "No, I want to forward this such an inspirational story to more people." ”

Xu Shaozheng was busy working in the office, and suddenly there was a sound of "Didi" in his computer, he slowly raised his head, rubbed his neck vigorously, and looked at the computer screen a little strangely.

found that there was a message of concern on Bot, and there were a few people on his Bot, and he clicked on Bot a little strangely.

found out that it was Guanda who updated Bote, and he wondered what content was updated in this Guanshanhai, which rarely updated Bote.

"Teach you how to buy a Ferrari a year with a monthly salary of 3,000?" Xu Shao looked at the title very strangely, he had Ferrari, and naturally knew that the price was expensive. If you really say what Guan Shanhai said, you can buy a Ferrari with a monthly salary of 3,000, then the Ferrari is too worthless.

"Poof!" When Xu Shao finished reading it, he was suddenly scorched by the thunder.

"This story is very inspirational, I hope that the current wage earners will learn this inspirational story!"

Then he forwarded this post to the Xu Jiameng group, and he changed the title slightly: "Guanda teaches everyone how to buy a Ferrari with a monthly salary of 3,000 a year." ”

"Go, this post is so inspirational, I fucking watched it with tears in my eyes, I didn't expect to be able to buy a Ferrari with a monthly salary of 3,000, how can you make me embarrassed with a monthly salary of 50,000, ah, ah, with a long list of tearful emojis. "The Xu family is ten.

"It's easy not to publish it, but it will be a classic when it is published!"

At this time, Bot was already boiling because of Zhang Xiaowei's remarks.

"It's so inspiring, why can't I buy a Ferrari by the end of the year with a monthly salary of 5,000!" commented Che Xiangnan.

"Upstairs, that means you didn't have enough 30,000 at the end of the year. The girl next door Chu Changcheng commented.

Zhang Xiaowei saw that 300,000 people were paying attention to his bot, and he hadn't moved for a few days, and after he posted a message, the number of people began to soar again.

"Guanda, my monthly salary is 30,000 yuan, I will give you the money, don't want a cent, you can buy me a Ferrari!" commented under the tree.

"Teach you how to earn 3,000 a month and buy a house in Wanghai City in a year!"