Brother Fang: "Fool! It's not easy to be on the list, you can also swipe the ticket! Who wouldn't draw a gourd according to the scoop?"

Brother Chong: "I brushed it!"

Brother Fang: "Are you sure you really brushed it?"

Brother Chong: "It's really brushed!"

Brother Fang: "Are you sure you really brushed it?"

Brother Chong: "I swear!

……

Every time, as long as he thought of such an embarrassing scene, Han Chong's old face couldn't help but get hot, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, "It's so fucking embarrassing, I can't even get a ticket!"

Haha, this guy has such a strong imagination! I really wonder if Han Chong had an out-of-body soul in a different time and space when he dreamed, and accompanied his aunts and sisters to watch Korean dramas?

Cheating is shameful, and the price is despised by associations despising cheating!

In addition, the friendship reminds the majority of stealers that cheating can only be used for a short time, and it is not a long-term solution after all, and only if you have the real strength you have is the king!

As the old saying goes, "If a person is not a sage, he can do no wrong." After that, it can be changed, and it is very good!"

It's not terrible to make a mistake, it's terrible to keep making the same mistake next time.

There was a sentence in a cartoon: "Using the same trick a second time is useless for Saint Seiya!"

If you rely on real strength to advance into the list of ten people on the school's grass list, you have to mention the "data expert" Wanda senior, this title is well-deserved for Wanda senior!

White and pure, Sven Wen, always wearing a pair of glasses full of wisdom, coupled with his sunny and handsome appearance and his own unique cold temperament, such a handsome guy was selected into the school grass list, which is indisputable!

Fat Mountain clearly remembers that Senior Wanda once received hundreds of courtship letters from female students in one day, and confessional letters such as love letters and love poems have not been broken for a few years.

In Fat Mountain's memory, the most impressive and shocking thing about Wanda Senior is that incident!

One day, Fat Mountain witnessed a super beautiful and super punctual female student boldly show her love and invited Wanda seniors to shake the bud valley in the bud valley in the mountain behind the college at night. It's a pity that Wanda senior refused to be invited!

", I actually refused the invitation! If the senior doesn't like it, you can recommend other young talents to do it for you! For example, a good boy like me, how come I can't meet such a good thing?" Fat Mountain secretly envied.

If Han Ba heard these undisciplined complaints from Fat Mountain, and the young master Ba's mouth was cheap, he would definitely say: "Don't daydream, you will laugh off your big teeth, that's because you are ugly!"

(Auditory hallucinations: "Fifty steps and a hundred steps, don't talk about the eldest brother, is it okay to say the second brother?") ”）

(Han Ba: "Director, can you add a special effect to me?, no! God, can you give me a close-up?")

(Han Ba: "Great God, I'll reward you with the alliance leader, hundreds of alliances! No, hundreds of supremes.") How???

Ou, the cake seller! How weak is the sense of existence of this author surnamed Fantasy?

There was no if, so we turned our gaze back to Fat Mountain.

"Such a cool mature girl took the initiative to hook up with Wanda seniors, and actually ate a closed door!

"Can Senior Wanda sit still like Megumi Shimi? No way! Then there is only one possibility, the question of sexual orientation, Senior Wanda is bent !!."

Fat Mountain thought about it for a long time, and came to such a ridiculous conclusion!

This conclusion is really ridiculous!

Senior Wanda will be bent? Fat Shan himself can't convince himself! It's unbelievable at all, it's just a guess, and it's far from enough to convince the public.

Silence is golden, facts speak louder than words!

Time will tell, and the truth will soon emerge!

Sure enough, it was a misunderstanding!

"Senior Wanda is straight!" This important piece of information was discovered by Fat Mountain.

One day, when a bewildered goblin appeared in front of Wanda's seniors, Fat Shan clearly heard Wanda's heartbeat beating faster than usual!

If this is just an accident, then how to explain that every time this little goblin is present, Wanda's heartbeat will become heavier?

There is only one truth!

This little goblin is different from other female students, and he is the favorite of Wanda's seniors!

After knowing the truth, Fat Shan will no longer be restrained when talking to Wanda seniors, and will be much more casual.

Seeing that Kong Fang was so coquettish on the field, Fat Shan muttered: "No matter how good he looks or what he likes, the first place on the school's grass list should belong to Senior Wanda! ”

"The school grass list is just a gimmick, and the Super College Overlord Tournament is the top priority, have you seen the number one on the strong list bubbling? According to reliable intelligence, the top ten on the strong list are all doing the final intensive training in the barren tower to prepare for the upcoming Super Academy Overlord Competition!"

As he was talking, Senior Wanda's heartbeat accelerated inexplicably!

That, who's the number one on the strong list? Forget it, I can't remember! Or let's talk about the first place on the school flower list?

Knowing that he had picked up the position of the first person on the school's grass list, Kong Fang was still very happy.

After being happy, Kong Fang began to gossip again: "My Xue'er is not the number one on the school flower list!

"Brother, this school flower is the first, you must know her! She is the only female student among the Golden Seven students, Shuiwanwan!"

Kong Fang couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth: ", it's actually this little witch!"

At this time, a delicate female voice said, "I seem to hear someone talking about me behind my back!"

I'll rub it, I really said Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive!

There are beautiful women in the north, peerless and independent.

One look at the city, and then look at the country.

Rather than know the city and the country?

It's hard to get a beautiful woman!

Kong Fang once sighed: "If the little witch is really in ancient times, it will definitely be a disaster for the country and the people, and it will definitely not be inferior to Praise and Su Daji!"

Seeing that no one said anything for a long time, Shuiwanwan said: "What, you're not welcome? I have a new love so soon, and I forgot my old love!"

"Poof, big sister, please spare me! I still want to live for two more years, for fear of being torn to pieces by your flower protection group. When Kong Fang spoke, he glanced at Wanda without passing.

I saw Wanda running over, and said courteously in front of Shuiwanwan: "Coincidentally, Wanwan is also here! This is the latest information I have collected on the top ten on the list." ”

"It's over, let's get ready to collect the corpse! This thing is not saved, and it has completely fallen under the pomegranate skirt of the little witch!"

That's right, this little goblin has such a lot of magical power!

I remember that on the first day the little witch came to the reincarnation academy, a rogue student named Wei Zhongxian took the initiative to come to provoke the rookie schoolgirl, but after eating the little witch's pussy legs, she dropped out of school!

Nowadays, Wei Zhongxian's favorite song "Keep the Roots", and Wei Zhongxian's most hated song "A Cut Plum".

Yes, Wei Zhongxian became a father-in-law!

In the future, the curse of Wei Zhongxian becoming a father-in-law still cannot be lifted, even if he is nine thousand years old?

"I don't regret the gradual widening of the belt, and I will make people haggard for Yixiao!"

It's about a 500-pound fat man who eats Ma Ma Xiang, and because of the little witch, he lost so much weight that he only had less than 100 pounds left!

Is the goblin at the top of the school flower list so scary?

Tell a story, the story of the old monk and the little monk!

The little monk went down the mountain, and the old monk told the little monk: "The woman under the mountain is a tiger and can eat people!"

As a result, after the little monk came down the mountain, he found that the woman under the mountain was not only not a tiger, but also very hospitable?

"The guest officer is coming!

The little monk has a red face and red ears.

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