Brother Fang: "Only I am the most swaying, only I am the most swaying, no one is more handsome than me! Swing together, swing together!"

Brother Chong: "Swing a fart, swing! Shake again, and the plug of the speaker will be shaken off by you." ”

Speaking of speakers,Brother Fang has a little joke to share with you,I remember that this joke was seen in a joke book by chance when I was a child。

A man arrives in front of a shampoo room and is ushered into the store by a beautiful waitress.

The man pointed to the waitress and asked, "What is this?"

The waitress replied, "It's a pair of speakers." ”

Man: "Why doesn't the speaker ring?"

Waitress: "That's because the plug under the speaker hasn't been plugged in yet." ”

(Auditory hallucinations: "Nima, slap in the face, how many times have you said it, we are a regular group! What? Say this is not a regular group? Then this is a regular website, right!)

Well, let's not talk about useless topics, the is getting farther and farther, and now I'll go back!

While the victor accepts flowers and applause, the loser can only hide in a no-man's corner, silently wiping his wounds alone.

"Senior Kong Fang is really powerful! Even Han Chong has already lost to Senior Kong Fang, and was swept away by Senior Kong Fang like a leaf swept away by the autumn wind!"

"How can you say so powerful, I also went through a hard battle to narrowly defeat one and a half moves!"

Kong Fang put on a smile that he thought was more upright, and humbly accepted the favor of everyone.

"Don't be arrogant in victory, don't be discouraged in defeat! This guy's future is limitless, and young people like this are really rare now!" a mentor nodded secretly on the side.

Overhearing this mentor's words, Han Ba couldn't help but roll his eyes, secretly despised this mediocre mentor was too stupid, and was so easily deceived by Kong Fang, it was simply weak!

"Is Kong Fang's swaying and triumphant energy a modest performance? It has a half-dime slippery relationship with winning or not being arrogant! I don't know where to start, since a few years ago, this Kong Fang jumped out of a crack in a stone and jumped to the academy, he has never been defeated at all, and where did he come from? Hey, this speechless stupid tutor!"

Of course, Han Ba can only scold in his heart, and he doesn't dare to say it out loud! Because after saying it, he was unfortunately heard by a certain mentor, God knows if some stupid mentors will give themselves small shoes to wear and come to find fault every day?

"Paralyzed, I was angry when I saw the swaying appearance of this dog's Kong Fang, and I had an endless fire in my stomach! Miscellaneous pieces are waiting for me, the young master must find this field!" Han Ba grimaced his face and gritted his teeth in the corner.

Look at Han Ba's brother, Han Chong, who is also scolding in a corner at this time, these two brothers really have some heart-to-heart connection!

After a competition, a few families are happy and a few are sad!

Seeing that Kong Fang won Han Chong without danger, Xue'er sister was so happy, especially when she saw the appearance of Mary, a female classmate in the same class, next to her, it was simply too relieved.

Xue'er remembers clearly, just a few minutes ago, Kong Fang was a stinky rascal in the eyes of this Mary's classmate, and this Mary didn't say anything bad about Kong Fang in front of Xue'er!

The baby is unhappy, and the baby is a little emotional!

Haha, Xue'er is really a funny and cute girl!

"Brother, you're so awesome! Sure enough, you're not the first person on the school's grass list!" Zhou Qingxian said when he came to celebrate.

"The first person on the school grass list?"

Kong Fang was a little confused by this, and Kong Fang asked in confusion: "When did I become a school grass?" ”

"It's the new one that came out of the list a few days ago! Men and women in love are sluggish, this sentence is not wrong at all, this is the result of a public vote in the whole school, I didn't do a lot of canvassing for you!"

"Day, can't you keep a low profile? This kind of wind will attract hatred, I said that in the past two days, my classmates have looked at me strangely!"

Kong Fang still remembers watching a martial arts drama called "Xiao Li Flying Knife", in which Baixiao gave birth to a weapon spectrum ranking, which can be said to have set off a bloody storm on the rivers and lakes, and a weapon spectrum ranking killed countless people, and how many people died because of this!

"I'm Brother Di, Miss Xue'er was named second on the school flower list, as her male ticket, shouldn't she be stronger?

"Paralyzed, I'm so handsome, just discussing my handsomeness can't be finished for three days and three nights. Let me ask, is there such a handsome cow dung in the world? The person who said this is too vicious, and he who can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour all the way!"

Now, Kong Fang suddenly understood why Han Chong and Han Ba took the initiative to find fault.

"This is obviously jealous of the handsomeness of me, the first person on the school's grass list!"

It's a pity that Han Ba can't hear Kong Fang's heartfelt words, if he hears it, he will definitely refute and angrily reprimand: "The paralyzed shameless vote swiper, a handsome beautiful man like my brother can't get into the school grass list, just you stupid can choose the first place on the colonel's grass list? You dare to say that you are not a brush!"

Since he was a child, Han Ba has always thought that he looks quite good, even the star Song Sanhua does not have his own handsome appearance, in terms of handsome appearance, Han Ba has only served one person, Han Chong!

I remember that Han Chong once took a question for Han Ba, and the question was as follows: "Xiaobao's mother has three sons, the eldest son is called Dahua, and the second son is called Erhua, ask what is the name of the third son?"

"The third son's name is Sanhuabei!" Han Ba replied wittily and quickly.

"Wrong, my brother! ”

"Awesome, my brother Di! It turns out that it's not Sanhua?"

"One more question! There was a rabbit, running, running, and suddenly it hit a tree. Why is that?"

"It doesn't know how to make brain teasers!"

Haha! The children can be taught, but this time Han Ba has learned smartly.

Before you know it, things have come to this point, and the answer is already coming out!

That's right, the reason why Han Chong deliberately came to find fault this time was mainly because he was not convinced that Kong Fang had a cheeky face to occupy the title of the first person on the school's grass list!

"Brother Chong is so handsome and compelling, nicknamed the love field killer, he can't even get on the school grass list!

Brother Chong desperately wanted to get on the colonel's grass list, but Brother Fang was ignorant and got to the first place on the colonel's grass list, which is really full of irony? People are more angry than people!