He took a nap and went to the office at two o'clock, and his regular life made him feel very fulfilling. The first and second classes don't have anything to do with the class teacher, the key is how the class meeting should summarize what to say in the class. I have been leaning softly in my chair, holding the previous class meeting records and reading them non-stop. The records of these class meetings are extremely empty, there is no content to speak of, there are things to say in the good, and if there are problems, avoid the big and small, and sigh and say: "This predecessor of mine, if he writes a report for the mayor as a secretary, he will definitely be competent." ”

In the afternoon, Liao Xuebing finally met Gong Xuelin, Minister of Education and Research. This is a fifty-year-old woman with a serious face, very tall, her hair is meticulously coiled, and she wears a very neatly permed suit and skirt, and it can be seen from the details that her attitude to life is extremely rigorous.

Because the teaching and research department manages all teaching work, in addition to the grade director, Gong Xuelin is his biggest leader.

Minister Gong walked around the office, and everywhere he went, the teachers stopped what they were doing and said, "Good afternoon, Minister." ”

Liao Xuebing found the strangeness of the atmosphere in the corner of his eyes, and secretly wondered: "Who is this old woman? ”

The palace minister passed by him, and when he saw that this man was still smoking and reading leisurely, he said, "Who is this person?

Yu Dinglou, the second-grade director, ran over and said, "Minister Gong, he is Teacher Liao Xuebing, who just came to report yesterday, and the second-year class teacher. The materials have been delivered to your office. Secretly pulled Liao Xuebing: "Stand up quickly, this is the palace minister." ”

"Hello minister!" Liao Xuebing immediately stood up and bowed ninety degrees: "I am Liao Xuebing, the teacher of the second class of the second year, please take care of me!"

Gong Xuelin's color was a little dark: "Teacher Liao, I will ask you for the second class of the second year." ”

"Yes, under the light of the minister, our teaching and research department will definitely move forward forever, and I will also work hard to improve my self-cultivation so that I can follow in the footsteps of the minister. ”

Gong Xuelin bowed slightly, ignored him, and walked away.

Yu Dinglou secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "I thought that young people would always be a little arrogant, I didn't expect Xiao Liao to be able to restrain these shortcomings, although the words are a bit exaggerated, but the starting point is always good." ”

After grinding for two hours, he occasionally met colleagues who did not have classes, and he occasionally said hello and pulled some cowhides to shorten the distance. Yu Dinglou also muttered: "Usually Qiu Daqi comes here every day, but since Xiao Liao started working, he can't see his figure, it's really strange." ”

Liao Xuebing sneered in his heart: "Make a yin trick to get me to the death class, he still has a kind of to provoke me, that is really called an evil sect." ”

When it was time for the third class, Liao Xuebing walked into the classroom. Cui Zheng has made a special trip to apologize for the cigarette incident, whether it is sincere or false, and then he can only show that he is small, as for the turtle that was pasted on the back, many people did not pay attention to it at that time, and he couldn't find out the real murderer for a while, so he had to wait for the future to slowly scout who painted the painting closest to this style.

He decided not to mention these two ugly things in the class meeting summary class for the time being, in short, he was more careful to take precautions, and he would gradually put an end to them in the future.

On the blackboard, I don't know who wrote a limerick poem: "Spring is not a day to read, summer is just a good time to sleep." There are mosquitoes in autumn and snow in winter, so it is better to go home for the New Year. "It is clear that writing this poem is deliberately provoking oneself. Lao Liao once again felt that his dignity had been trampled on, and finally he shouted in his heart: "Be generous, be generous! Don't be like a child." He never changed his face, touched his chin and praised a few times: "Who wrote it, it is very good, the handwriting is neat, the sentences are smooth, and it is a little playful, and it vividly points out the mood of a helpless reader." But it's a pity that today is not a literary appreciation meeting, so let's start the class meeting. Reach out and wipe the limerick off.

"Cui Zheng, you are the squad leader, everyone is here, right?"

Cui Zheng looked at a few vacant seats and said: "Zhong Bai, Shen Zhihui, Meng Jun, Murong Lanluo, Chen Wei, Li Yan, and Li Yuzhong didn't come. ”

"Why did you go home without my consent? This is not okay, if there is no next time without my consent, the leave will not take effect, and it will be treated as absenteeism and early departure. Liao Xuebing was slightly unhappy, should I be the head teacher? The leave slip read: "Teacher Liao, I asked for leave to go home to watch "Salted Egg Superman" at five o'clock. "! What is the reason, I thought his father was sick and his mother was in a car accident and the house collapsed, it was so undisciplined.

Clip the leave slip into the handout, and say: "I just became your homeroom teacher, and I don't know a lot of the situation, maybe you really have your difficulties, absenteeism, late arrival, and I don't know if I am, and there is anyone who cares about studying and goes home to watch "Salted Egg Superman", I won't be polite to him." You're close to adulthood, can't you tell which is more important?"

Suddenly, a group of people shouted: "Damn, only Xia Wei's incomplete brain development birdman watches "Salted Egg Superman", and we all watch "Goddess City" now." ”

"What kind of name is "Goddess City"?" Liao Xuebing asked with a wry smile.

"Teacher, you're too outdated, aren't you? "Goddess City" is a romantic urban movie starring Bai Youcheng and Murong Bingyu, which is super good-looking. It is recommended that the teacher go home and see more often, which will help improve your rigid brain. ”

"By the way, Murong Bingyu will come to Zhonghai to hold a concert next week, and it's hard to find a ticket now. Cui Zheng, your dad has a relationship, how about asking him to help us get a few tickets?"

As soon as the name Murong Bingyu was mentioned, most people were excited and excited, and they talked about it endlessly.

"Quiet, quiet! Class meeting time, please talk about extracurricular topics after class. Liao Xuebing knocked lightly on the table and said, but he thought about it, anyway, he was not familiar with the students when he first arrived, and there was nothing to say at the class meeting, nothing more than to teach the students, but in this way, it aroused their hostility and rebellion, and it was easy to gain more than he lost, so he changed his words and said: "Who is that Murong Bingyu, are you very familiar with her?"

"Wow-" The students were in an uproar: "Teacher, you must be an outcast of society, right? I don't even know Murong Bingyu, how can I survive?" Thirty or forty people kept arguing, and the classroom exploded.

Chen Younian raised his hand, and Lao Liao motioned for him to speak. Chen Younian glanced around with triumph, cleared his throat and said: "Murong Bingyu's current most dazzling star, Asia's greatest singer, since her debut at the age of eighteen, the total global sales of the album have exceeded 20 million, and her latest starring movie "Goddess City" has swept the world, with a box office of 430 million, forming a 'ice and rain boom'. ”

The class burst into warm applause, Chen Younian sat down with high spirits, and the classmates behind him smiled: "boy, you forgot to mention her latest single "Goodbye, Moonlight Lover". Chen Younian patted the back of his head, "Oh, why did I forget it when I was excited!"

Next, Liao Xuebing tried his best to bring the topic closer to life, and talked to them about the latest fashion information, the most popular TV series, computer games, and comics. Lao Liao didn't know anything about this, and often followed their words to develop tirades, and no one knew that he was pretending.

"Hehe, I also play the computer game "Magic Race", which is well done, the graphics are very good, and the characters are also beautiful. "Liao Xuebing generally says very empty words of praise. He studied 386 computers and Dos operating systems in college, and never touched a keyboard again, so his understanding of today's young people's increasingly avant-garde preferences is really limited.

"Teacher, what profession are you practicing, and what level are you at now?"

"Confidentiality for the time being. ”

"Teacher, do you like the Dream Group or do you like the Aegean Orchestra a little more?"

"I love ...... both"

For a series of mentally handicapped problems, Lao Liao was holding back his chest, it is understandable to pretend to be mature, but it is too uncomfortable to pretend to be naïve. Fortunately, not everyone asked him that, and some of his classmates lazily crouched on the table reading or sleeping, and seemed to be very uninterested in him.

The long-awaited bell finally rang, and Liao Xuebing couldn't wait to announce the end of class, and slipped out of the classroom with handouts.

After the students said goodbye to the teacher, they all left the classroom in twos and threes.