In the past, there was a fool who moved the gods of heaven and ordered the mountain gods to move away from the two mountains of Taihang and Wangwu. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Now, some old readers are asking the river god to help him find the missing eunuch author.

In the future, there will be street writers who are hungry and kneeling down to beg the local tyrant readers to enjoy their food.

At night, the night is as cool as water!

The rainstorm that had been falling all day had just stopped, and the night sky was starless and moonless, and the earth was shrouded in darkness!

And in the courtyards of several houses on the top of the bandit mountain, they are brightly lit at this time!

It's a den of bandits, and there's a carnival scene in full swing!

The leader, Wang Dingtian, shouted loudly: "Boys, cheer me up! If you don't get drunk tonight, you won't return, and the decisive battle will be fought until dawn!"

"Ah......h

"Ah, your sister! The big boss makes you high, you're too hilarious, aren't you? Nima, you actually sang to me at night! I don't know that you are stunned and I have congenital heart disease!"

"What, you're stimulated? Or, the second stunned master shows his hands to open everyone's eyes?"

"How embarrassing is this, people will be shy!"

"Come on, hurry up and get on the props!Haha, there's another good show now!"

Dragon, dragon, you keep your eyes open!

Wait and see! The time to witness the miracle has arrived.

The head is broken with a steel plate, the nails are slapped with bare hands, the blade is walked with the feet, the sword is swallowed by the mouth, the chest is broken with a large stone, and the wind is extinguishing the candle through the glass......

Eat rats raw, eat green worms raw, eat cockroaches raw, eat venomous snakes raw, eat spiders raw, eat geckos raw, eat toads raw......

Who would have thought that the second stunned man would be such a strong body and many strange superpowers, and he would be a patient with congenital heart disease!

It is a miracle that a patient with congenital heart disease can live to this day and live so chicly!

[The second stunned master: "Who can have me to live tenaciously, I am a man who came out of the pile of corpses of 'cockroaches'!"]

"The second stunned master is good, I want to write a big 'suit' word for you! and praise you!"

"Great God, please accept my worship! I want to reward you with the alliance leader!"

Made, I can understand it, what the second stunned master said before was just foreshadowing, in the end, it wasn't to pretend to be forced?

666, the predecessors' pretending skills are perfect, and they have already reached the point of full score!

If you talk about pretending to be strong, which one is stronger?

The storm is suddenly rising, and the golden light is flashing!

A pretending aura that was so powerful that it was impossible to ignore faintly emanated from Wang Dingtian's body, and the bandits were silent, trembling under the leader's powerful aura!

That's right, it's just a fart accidentally, so you don't need to be so restrained!

In order to alleviate the embarrassing atmosphere of the scene, Wang Dingtian took the initiative to perform with both hands for the little ones to see!

"Come on, get on my old buddy!"

Soon, a big package was delivered to Wang Dingtian, with the words "Headwind Express" on the surface of the package.

Wang Dingtian opened this magical package in public, and after unpacking the eighteenth layer, he found that it was actually filled with ten steel bricks and dozens of eggs, this combination is absolutely amazing!

It turned out that it was a brick-splitting performance! This performance is very difficult.

Put ten steel bricks on top of the eggs, and at the same time split the ten steel bricks, ensure that the eggs under the steel bricks are intact!

Not everyone can spread Chinese kung fu to the world, but Bruce Lee did.

Not everyone can immediately stop your quest for civilization, but Mosaic does.

In the same way, not everyone can complete this difficult brick-splitting challenge, but Wang Dingtian successfully did it, and Wang Dingtian did a perfect job in this challenge process!

Under the praise and exclamations of many subordinates, Wang Dingtian showed a very exaggerated smile, this smile definitely does not contain a trace of reluctance in it, you have to believe the people of the old Wang family!

"Made, it hurts! The surface of the steel bricks is not at all, these slags are like steel needles piercing into the heart, and the unscrupulous producers of the dog days are forcing the old capital to capsize!"

The ten steel bricks were all split, the eggs were intact, and the flesh and blood on Wang Dingtian's hands were blurred!

"Oh, I'll wipe it! Someone will help me stop the bleeding!"

The boss has something, and of course the younger brother must rush forward!

"Big boss, let me help you stop the bleeding!"

"it, will you bandage your wounds, the old man's hands have been wrapped into zongzi!"

"Hehe, the old man has never done this fine work, the big boss will be the first!"

"Made, I don't know any of this, what kind of hero are you rushing to be a hero?"

"Wow!

Talent, it turns out that the master is in the people! How could he think of spitting on the wound?

Was it because I was inspired by seeing animals licking their wounds? Some scientists have found that saliva has the effect of sterilization and disinfection and promotes wound healing.

"Second stunned master, this thing is not done properly! How can you spit on the injured hand of the big boss?"

"That's it, salt should be sprinkled on the wound! It should be sprinkled with salt to be effective, what do you mean by spitting?

"You know what a fart, the second stunned master is helping the big boss to pray for blessings!"

The bandits are buzzing!

"When the second stunned master helps the big boss to pray for blessings, can you help me pray for blessings along the way? Please God give me a cute sister paper girlfriend! Without cute sister paper, the royal sister can do it! The royal sister doesn't, and the young woman can too! If there is really none, the female man can also settle down!"

"Cut, you're too hungry to eat, right? At least you have to be on the same level as the proprietress of the worry-free restaurant!"

"Rub, look for death! Isn't this a pot that can't be opened? The proprietress Yan of the worry-free restaurant is the dish of the big boss! Do you know why you want to be high until dawn tonight? That's because the proprietress Yan spoke to the big boss! The big boss was so happy that he couldn't sleep. You're so bold that you want to take the food!"

"Think about how majestic the big boss is, he would blush and be shy in front of Boss Yan, and his words would become stammering! That situation is so funny, hahaha......"

Wang Dingtian was annoyed and angry, and scolded: "Shut your mouth and want to practice your body's ability to resist attacks, don't you?"

"You're the boss, you have the final say!No, you can't stop!haha......"

Wang Dingtian was furious, and stepped forward and flew away with this benevolent brother who couldn't stop at all!

A gang of teasing bandits, what a painful realization!

"Who else, how lonely is invincible!" [Wang Dingtian: Director, give me a special effect!]

Wang Dingtian entered the worry-free restaurant, and the proprietress Yan Hongyan took the initiative to come forward to greet him.

"What do you want to eat?"

"Ah, that...... That...... One, come, come...... A bowl of cloud ...... Swallow noodles!"

In fact, Wang Dingtian is here to rob money, and when he is interested, he will rob by the way!

However, when the words come to the mouth, how can they turn?

That's love!

Hey, what a promising big brother? That's it!

Poisoned by love, there is no cure!!!

"Wha...... I'm laughing to death!"

"Who? Tema's ability, isn't it!"

In the robber's house, two young figures suddenly appeared!

One man and one woman, the man is handsome, the woman is stunning!

Wang Dingtian found out the owner of the laughter, it was this handsome young man!

This man and woman are both top figures in the golden generation, and they are both included in the "Golden Seven Students", and there is only one girl among the Golden Seven Students, as the name suggests, she is undoubtedly Shuiwanwan!

What about the man?

Kong Fang: "I guessed right, I was right! After I won Han Chong, the little witch found me." ”

"The moon is on the top, people make an appointment after dusk!

"Give me less poor mouth, sour or not?"

"Well, the eldest sister taught me a lesson. Xiao Fangzi has a greeting for you!"