Chapter 18 Routines, All Routines!
The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart!
How does it sound...... It's all Lang who is affectionate, and the concubine is intentional!
What a flirtatious young dog man and woman......
These two little dolls are too unrestrained, right? The tryst will actually be chosen, our Fengshui treasure land of Bandit Mountain!
Could it be that you haven't heard of the prestige of the "Dingtian Society" in Bandit Mountain?
It's simply ...... It's Tetmad...... There's no one in sight!
"The man can go, but the woman must stay! Accompany the masters to make a fun and happy game together, and be happy like a fairy together!"
"Tut-tut, beautiful skin, super punctual figure, big eyes, small mouth... Such a cool little goblin!"
What kind of human language do you speak?
Your Excellency is so awesome, why don't you soar to the Nine Heavens! This is the rhythm of shoulder-to-shoulder with the sun?
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This can be predicted, because the author is reluctant to give him a name similar to "Song Bingjia", even if it is a name of "Bandit B", it's fine!
How unattractive does this bandit dragon have to be to be treated like this?
Of course, there is another situation! that the author is lazy. [Auditory hallucinations: "This is not ruled out, it is very likely!"]
Kong Fang has understood a truth since he was a child: "You can't offend women, especially beautiful women!"
The great hero Qiao Feng has such world-shattering skills, it is because he inadvertently offended a woman that he was killed so badly!
Sure enough, the stupid child who spoke was still thinking about what was wrong, and he learned the power of Shuiwanwan's flirting legs.
It feels so cool!
This sour is authentic!
Wei Zhongxian: "The organization is absorbing a lot of fresh blood recently, and this seat is optimistic about you." Dongchang is in great need of talents like you!"
This child is extremely loved by Father-in-law Wei, and later became a celebrity around the "Nine Thousand Years Old".
"This is spicy and exciting! I like ......"
The second stunned man stood up, revealing a happy expression when he saw the hunt.
Er's real name is Huang Er, he is good at using a long axe, and he is the number one general of the "Dingtian Society", and his combat power cannot be underestimated.
After saying a few words for a while, Huang Er had already taken out a long axe, which was a long-handled rusty axe.
Don't underestimate this rusty axe, it's stained with the blood of many people.
This is a bloodthirsty demon soldier, drinking both the blood of the enemy and Huang Er's own blood.
Once, Huang Er was stunned and met a fierce opponent, the two of them came and went, and the battle was inseparable!
When you meet on a narrow road, the brave wins!
Rise from the ashes!
Huang Er was stunned and tried his best, but he was still unable to defeat the enemy. At the critical moment, he decided to take a risk, exhaust all his remaining strength, and decide the winner with his opponent within three moves!
One move!
Two moves!
Three moves!
Huang Er was stunned and slashed his buttocks with an axe, and the bleeding did not stop!
It turned out that due to the old weapon and the excessive force, Huang Er was stunned that only a large part of the axe handle was left in his hand, but the axe had already flown out and hung behind his buttocks.
The opponent was dumbfounded and laughed: "Hahaha...... Silly dog!"
"Poof!"
Huang Er was stunned and used the remaining large axe handle to insert it into the opponent's throat!
"Silly dog, the previous move was a mistake, this is the real third move!"
Watching his opponent slowly fall to the ground, Huang Er said coldly.
After this battle, Huang Er not only killed the strong enemy, but also comprehended the trick of "Flying Axe from the Sky"!
After that, Huang Er's battle with others was like a tiger with wings, and it is still rare to resist!
Huang Er was stunned and tightened the long axe in his hand!
Huang Er was stunned and tightened the long axe in his hand again!
"The enemy is strong, and this is not easy for young men and women!"
That's right, it's the instinct of a master. Relying on this intuition, Huang Er was stunned and didn't know how many lives he had picked up!
Is Huang Er stunned a master? Of course!
As soon as the connoisseur stretches out his hand, he will know if there is one!
Don't look at Huang Er's mouthful, in fact, he didn't dare to underestimate the woman opposite - Shuiwanwan!
Not only is it not underestimated, but it is also very important!
After all, in this world, there have been many peerless female masters. Such as the six-fingered piano demon, the white-haired witch, the Tianshan Tong Grandma, the stone Guanyin, the White Water Virgin...... Wait.
At this time, Huang Er was stunned and tightened the long axe in his hand again!
[Some readers: "Tight your sister! This kind of teammate is too cheating, isn't it? Hurry up on me, my sword is your sword!]
Some friends were cheering Huang Er up and said: "In terms of strength, it still depends on the first general of our club." Come on, comrade-in-arms Huang, my axe is your axe!"
Huang Er was no longer fighting alone, he was fighting with the wishes of his companions!
Only win, not lose!
One second!
Two seconds!
Three seconds!
……
Oh, I wiped it, and the chain fell off at the critical moment? The body didn't obey the call.
Actually kneeling!
Only three seconds, and then kneeling?
This surrender is coming too quickly, isn't it?
Brother, Red Bull!
I'm sorry, you're a talent! You've set the all-time best three-second record.
It's so fast, and there's no way around it!
Who let him choose the opponent of Shuiwanwan? This is a little goblin who can't pay for his life!
As one of the seven genius students of the golden generation, Shuiwanwan is not a Huang Er stunned who can handle it!
The powerful, talented realm and the talented realm are cleverly combined, and Huang Er's stunned hands are played!
It's better to see than to hear, and it's really not the leader of the golden generation!
[Auditory hallucinations: "Admire and admire, cool and crazy cock to blow up the sky!"]
[Kong Fang: "Where, in fact, it's all the credit of Your Excellency's bragging!]
At this point, it's finally Boos' turn!
Wang Dingtian appeared on the stage, put on a beautiful pose, showed a sunny smile, read out the lines that had been prepared for a long time, and said in a calm tone: "Treat my subordinates as monkeys, isn't it okay?!"
The boss doesn't play early, doesn't play late, but plays at this juncture?
Routines, all routines!
Since ancient times, only routines have won people's hearts!
Ancient times!
The man came to the door to propose.
If she is good-looking and the girl is satisfied, she will say, "The parents are the masters of life!"
If she is ugly and dissatisfied, the girl will implicitly say, "My daughter wants to honor her parents for two more years!"
The hero saved the beauty.
If the hero is handsome, the beauty will say with a shy: "The hero's life-saving grace, the little woman has nothing to repay, but to promise herself!"
If she is not handsome, the beauty will say sadly: "The hero's life-saving grace is unforgettable, only in the next life will be a cow and a horse, and this kindness will be repaid!"
It's really a world of faces!
I'm from the countryside, please don't use routines on me!
The city routine is too deep, I want to go back to the countryside!