Chapter 19: Conversation Before You Start!
Oh heck, ready to face off against the strong!
I don't care about other people's strange eyes, my big knife is already hungry and thirsty!
Wang Dingtian stood up and proposed a "40-meter long knife", posing as a fierce look to cut people, so it wasn't scary!
Oh my God! A forty-meter long knife should be as tall as a dozen floors, right?
Well, anyway, the knife is long. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
There is no 40-meter-long broadsword, but there should always be a 4-meter-long broadsword!
In fact, there is a reason why Wang Dingtian is only making a move now.
That's because you want to pretend to be cool and handsome, according to the script routine, only the last shot can meet the noble status of Boos, and it won't seem too cheap.
At the same time, when his subordinates were entangled with the enemy, Wang Dingtian was not idle!
Wang Dingtian has been constantly adjusting his state and trying to keep his condition at the best peak.
Sharpen the knife and don't mistake the woodcutter!
If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools!
Just by grinding their guns in battle, some cattle can charge for one minute and fight for ten hours!
And Wang Dingtian is very sure that there should definitely be a place for him among these cattle people!
"Uncle Dingtian is super strong, super powerful, you will regret it, little sister!"
Wang Dingtian felt good about himself, and even took the initiative to talk to the beautiful woman, and began to chat nonsense!
"Pretty girl, do you think Uncle Dingtian is handsome, do you like a warm man like Uncle Dingtian?"
, it's really like things gather, people by groups!
It's not a family, it's not a door.
What kind of boss there is, what kind of little brother there is!
No wonder these bandits are all like teasing, it turns out that they are all because Wang Dingtian usually teaches well!
"Brother Dingtian is so reliable, I'm so lucky to have such a boss!"
"Lucky fart, it's embarrassing, right? Look at his embarrassment, he actually blushed when he said two words to the little beauty! With such a thin face, how can he say sweet words to please Boss Yan's wife!"
"Rub, you seem to be very good at pleasing women, and I saw you kneeling on the washboard in front of my sister-in-law in the morning!"
"What do you know about a single dick? This shows that my brother loves your sister-in-law!"
I have to say that this bandit's den is different and has given birth to a group of strange bandits.
Compared with other murderous and cunning bandit gangs, this "Dingtian Society" is much more cute!
Wouldn't it be great to have less routines and more sincerity!
Watching these teasing bandits brag and fart, Kong Fang felt a sense of familiarity that he had not seen for a long time, and these words were somewhat familiar.
Kong Fang vaguely remembered the hard years of codewords in the past, eating one meal a day without a meal, and sometimes starving until two or three o'clock in the night. Kong Fang even thought of giving up, but it was those lovely group friends who have been silently supporting and working hard behind the scenes, so that Kong Fang has survived that hardship!
I want to think about the water group, bragging, fighting pictures, advertising, and knocking down bullshit management......
It's a pity that there is no chat tool in this other world!
"I accidentally let you pretend to be a beautiful force again, it's really hard to prevent!"
"Old driver, take me!"
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While thinking about what is right and wrong, Kong Fang was forcibly interrupted from his thoughts.
The person who interrupted Kong Fang's thoughts was the little witch - Shuiwan Bay.
A delicate woman's voice was next to Kong Fang's ear, and said: "Brother Fang, your opportunity to perform has come, this hard stubble will be handed over to you Brother Fang, people worship you very much!"
"Shhh!!h
Kong Fang was called goosebumps by the little witch in Shuiwanwan!
"Eldest sister, can't I go?" Kong Fang said with a bitter face.
"Count you as a kid, you don't live up to my deep love for you, my sister didn't hurt you in vain!"
"Uh! Tricks on me again...... Completely called by the little witch as a coolie!?"
In Shuiwanwan's eyes, men are probably born to do hard work, right?
Seeing that there was no one next to this pair of young men and women, Wang Dingtian was very unhappy in his heart!
Nima, a flower was stuck in cow dung!
Made, how can the good cabbage let the pig arch!
What's even more annoying is that this pig also put on a face that he can pay cheaply and sell well!!
His uncle, he must teach this stinky boy a lesson......
Lao Tzu has not yet skimmed the word "eight", why has this kid already embraced the beauty?
After all, Lao Tzu is so handsome, how can he lose to a stupid child?
Wang Dingtian said domineeringly: "Boy, did you come to my Dingtianzhai to send Mrs. Zhai?
Bandits are bandits after all, and they just talked to a beautiful woman with a hippie smile, which means that if you turn your face, you will turn your face!
This is the same as what his little brother said, it seems to be a mold coming out, is it really that the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked?
Kong Fang stepped forward and stepped forward, and responded domineeringly: "With all due respect, you are really a piece of garbage! I definitely don't mean to target any of you, because my meaning is very clear...... Everyone here is garbage!!"
"Young man, you are still so arrogant and reckless when you reach the territory of my king's top sky, haven't you heard that I am the master of my territory? It's irrational!
"She is my Kong Fang's person, if you want to rob me, my Kong Fang will have a hundred ways to make you unable to stay, and you are helpless. Kong Fang: I don't like to talk nonsense, if you think you have strength, Kong Fang will never mind playing with you. If he doesn't know each other, he likes to do it to those who think he has outstanding ability. Remember, my name is Kong Fang!"
"You've managed to get my attention, young man...... What if you are Kong Fang? My king is not convinced!"
Is this Nima talking about cross talk? It's too smooth!
Seeing this, not only did I not feel any nervousness, but I also wanted to laugh!
"Poof......
Having said that, it looks like these two teases are going to fight!
According to the routine of the novel, no matter what thirty-seven twenty-one, the author will first let the two sides talk and tear up, and after tearing up, they will start fighting directly!
Both of them have been torn for a while, and the heat is almost ready, judging from the years of reading experience of old readers, they have to do it in less than three sentences!
Kong Fang: "If you don't accept it, hold it for me, don't waste your natural deflated three phases! In front of Kong, it is the dragon who has to lie down for me, and the tiger has to lie down for me!"
Wang Dingtian: "Little doll, the cowhide is blowing up, right? Modest, modest! I, Wang Dingtian, have a character that goes against the mandate of heaven, and I am so low-key that I only say three points when I meet people...... Can't young people be as mature as I am?"
Stunned!
Sure enough, they had to do it within three sentences, and these two people ...... I even started to move my hand in the middle of the conversation!