Yanyan, a remote area, UFO Detection Alert Center. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Alarm! Alarm! Alarm! Important things Alarm three times! There are alien creatures invading the airspace of Yanyan Star, the defense system has entered a state of overload, and the advanced state of readiness of the arsenal has begun to be activated, please quickly study and discuss the best countermeasures!"

Not surprisingly, it took another half a day to discuss, and after a heated verbal battle at the nebula level, the supreme leader of Yanyan Star successfully fought the crowd and defeated several strong opponents, and secretly ordered the 007 special operation team to act according to the principle of maximizing interests, and act according to the thunderous plan A, and be sure to defeat the imaginary foreign enemy at one time, so as to attract the attention of the people, so as to ensure that the rare peace and prosperity of Yanyan Star can last longer, because Yanyan Star can no longer withstand any civil war.

On the front line of the military base, the leader of the 007 special operations team, NB, was carrying out the final mobilization work before the war, pointing to the super war sniper and saying: "The mood is relaxed and swaying, the target is 30,000 meters away from you." ”

"Don't worry, he's our Yan Yanxing's famous 100 shots, don't forget that the entire Yanyan Star can castrate mosquitoes, he is the only one, there is no semicolon!" TJ, the deputy leader of the 007 Special Operations Group, said disapprehantly.

Absolutely perfect pair of hands, no sweat or shivering, hidden dangerous outlines, when you are most relaxed, never start without any feelings, cross-eyed long inhale the "Mars" brand cigarette in his mouth, silently start a rhythmic countdown in his heart.

"Temperature OK, humidity OK, wind direction OK, weapons OK, angle OK, personnel preparation OK, countdown begins!"

"10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, launch!"

The miniature Scud automatic homing missile shot from the sniper cannon in the cross-eyed hand really lived up to expectations, and after hitting a humanoid target 30,000 meters away, it brought a gorgeous picture to all the residents of Yanyan Star!

A meteor shower!

This marks another victory over the terrifying invasion of evil alien creatures by the heroes of the 007 Special Operations Group, and the interstellar power of Yanyan Star.

"Come and take a look, let's watch the meteor shower!"

The residents of Yanyan Star watched the meteor shower together, and many of them made wishes for the meteor shower!

"Ahh

"Ahh

……

Looking at the meteor shower, NB was slightly excited and said: "Okay, good, well done, really good, for the eye-catching performance of Comrade Cross-Eyed this time, I will truthfully report the truth to the organization." ”

After listening to the words of appreciation from the top boss, Cross-Eyed said happily: "Thank you, please also ask the team leader to say a few more kind words for me from the superiors, with my talents, here is to bury talents, I need more opportunities to perform, to realize my personal values!"

"Of course, haha・・・・・・ must drop!" NB said, "See, aren't we all good brothers!"

There is a kind of person who smiles in front of him and stabs him in the back!

NB is undoubtedly this kind of person!

Afterwards, inside the NB office.

"Under the wise leadership of the team leader, the 007 special operation team performed their duties, was not afraid of hardships, overcame all difficulties, and finally completed this arduous task assigned by the superiors. NB looked at the passage he wrote, and said with a satisfied smile: "Hehe・・・・・・ spare you like a ghost, drink my footwashing water!"

The golden scales are not the things in the pool, and they will turn into dragons when they encounter wind and clouds!

Freezing three feet, not a day's cold!

In the future, Yanyanxing will be in turmoil, warlords will be divided, and the people will live in dire straits, and there will be an urgent need for a hero to save the world!

Super War Sniper Cross-Eyed resolutely joined the rebel army of the peasant uprising, starting as a small soldier, and worked his way up the ladder to eventually become the supreme leader of Yanyan Star and establish a new country.

Left an unforgettable legend of the little soldier to future generations!

In the starry sky, Kong Fang has no concept of time, he is tired and thirsty, his head is dizzy, and his heart is so uncomfortable.

These days, Kong Fang has been floating in this starry sky, such a time is too boring, he is about to collapse, death may also be a relief, at this time Kong Fang suddenly has an inexplicable sense of crisis entangled in his heart, this sense of crisis is completely different from the feeling when playing games hp to the end, this is a deep sense of powerlessness, he sighed secretly: "Is it really going to die?"

In the face of death, Kong Fang laughed and laughed at himself: "I don't know if this is the legendary smiling nine springs?"

After that, Kong Fang's eyes were dazzled, and he actually saw a giant panda appear in front of him, and he secretly doubted in his heart: "Hallucination, this must be the hallucination that people see before they die! How can there be a giant panda here?"

Kong Fang was physically and mentally exhausted, reached a certain limit, and fainted.

"Haha, what is that? Is the vitality bomb exploding? Look at me, time pauses! Teleportation!" a giant panda squeaked and disappeared into the beautiful starry sky with Kong Fang in its pocket, leaving no impressive back on the inhabitants of Yanyan Star 30,000 meters away.

In one room, Kong Fang slowly woke up, slowly opened his slightly heavy double eyelids, and a giant panda came into view.

Although there is a considerable difference between the panda face and the human face, Kong Fang can tell at a glance that the panda is smiling, looking at himself with a smile, Kong Fang asked with weakness in his tone, "Where am I?

As soon as the words came out, Kong Convenience already regretted it, he was really a fucking stupid fork, he was actually asking a question to a panda, isn't this playing the piano to a cow, a panda can understand human speech? Even if it can, it can speak human words? Failure, failure!

The panda seemed to know Kong Fang's thoughts, and answered his question with a real mouth, saying, "This is in your newly bought bungalow." ”

"Ah, Karma, hallucinations, auditory hallucinations, I'm sick, I'm mentally ill!" Kong Fang shouted as he slapped his head with both hands.

At this time, the panda once again spat out: "You are not sick, you are normal." ”

Kong Fang was still a little unconvinced, and asked like a stupid idiot, "Am I not sick?

"No, these are real, not hallucinations, and you don't have auditory hallucinations. ”

"Haha, great, I'm not sick!" Kong Fang was quite willing to accept the fact that he was not sick, and suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and Kong Fang said on guard: "Then who are you? Kung Fu Panda? What are your intentions?"

"I'm a panda, this time I'm going to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, I have questions to ask you, I hope you can solve my confusion. ”

"Don't be ashamed to ask, it's good, just ask any questions, my smart brain will answer them for you. Kong Fang said casually, thinking to himself, "How difficult can a panda's problem be, it is nothing more than how much is 1+2 equal? ”

Panda said: "Nunchucks are soft and rigid, what knives, guns and halberds, I have played a good look, and I am proficient in all eighteen weapons, light up your eyes, polish your eyes, polish your eyes, help me choose the same." ”

"The bench!" Kong Fang said: "The secret of the bench is that it can be hidden in the dwelling, and it can be used to hide the killing machine, even if you are caught by the police, you will not be sued for carrying dangerous items・・・・・・"

Kong Fangzheng said with relish, just listened to the sound of "pop", and after that, Kong Fang's brain went blank.

"Hehe・・・・・・ little guy don't blame me, it's you who called me like this, I don't want to, but I can't help it, there is an old saying in nature, eat hard, only bear on bear." The panda was clutching a bench leg and muttering to himself, and the rest of the bench was on the ground.

Internet café.

"Good man!" Wen Daoran greeted an old man who was surfing the Internet in the Internet café.

The good man looked unnatural for a while, and his right hand quietly used the secret of shadowless feet and unpassed on, quickly closed a small video movie, and shouted in his mouth: "You, what kind of wind is this day, send Brother Wen into this rolling red dust." ”

Wen Daoran said: "Look at what you said, it seems that I am some kind of worldly master, but in fact, I am just a good look." ”

"Haha, Brother Wen is modest, don't forget that excessive modesty becomes pride. ”

"Where, where, Brother Dao is really a man of temperament. ”

"You and I are all like-minded people!" said the good man.

Wen Daoran said: "I have something important to do, and I need to leave first." ”

The benevolent chief was curious: "What's the important thing that needs to be driven by Brother Wen?"

"Watching the finale of "I Have a Misunderstanding with Xi Shi" is the coldest in history!"

"Wait, what did you say?"

"Watching the finale of "I Have a Misunderstanding with Xi Shi" is the coldest in history!"

"No, it's the previous sentence?"

"I have something important to do, and I need to say goodbye first. ”

"Yes, I have something to do!" said the good man, who was happy and ran away like crazy.

"Damn, there's something wrong, the cultivation has broken my brain. Hearing this, Daoran scolded with a smile and turned on the machine by itself.

And at this time, Jing Yizi sat in the secret room and scolded angrily: "Good at growing this wine bag rice bucket, let him look for Kong Fang, and find that there is still no news, there is a saying that is really right, not afraid of the most cunning enemy, just afraid of pig-like companions!"