Chapter 5 Nonsense

In the residential area, a dead body was just found in a western-style building, and at this time, many onlookers gathered outside the western-style building, and they were talking!

"The deceased Kong Fang, aged about 20 years old, had a wound on his head that was caused by a heavy blow to a hard object, and there were no obvious injuries on the rest of the body, so it can be confirmed that this was a fatal injury, and the cause of death was due to excessive blood loss in the brain, and the possibility of his death was extremely high! Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info also found an unknown animal hair and a broken bench with the blood of the deceased at the scene, the bench has been determined to be a murder weapon, the unknown animal hair has been sent to the relevant departments for testing, and after the test results come out, the police will quickly solve the case by analyzing the case, because there is a 'detective' man, there is no case that cannot be solved!" said the leader of the serious crime team in an interview with reporters.

"The famous Internet popular writer Kong Fang, died mysteriously at home, whether he killed or committed suicide, whether it was the weakness of the law and the degradation of morality, or the distortion of human nature hidden behind the unknown people, please pay attention to the next issue of "Lao Wang's Words" column. The well-known "big mouth" host Wang said on the show.

In order to mourn the popular online writer Kong Fang, Da Feilong Network Literature Club announced today that it will hold an online essay contest to continue to write "The Legend of the Asylum", the activity period is 10 months, the first place in this event will receive a prize of 100w yuan, 2-6 will receive a bonus of 50w yuan respectively, and the final interpretation of this activity belongs to Da Feilong Network Literature Society. Entertainment Network Gossip Reporter Xiaoru reported exclusively on the spot.

And the protagonist of this incident, which has aroused widespread social attention, Kong Fang, was dozing off on a train at this time, stretching his waist, and in a daze, Kong Fang was woken up by the suspected horn sound on the train: "Comrades passengers, please pay attention, welcome to take the 'soul place' train, this train has a long history of hundreds of years, and has been rated as 'Titanic on land', 'the train that never rolls' and many other reputations! This train is a civilized train, and passengers on the train can take other people's luggage. Bring other people's wives and engage in extramarital affairs as a third party to enrich their spare time; they can also carry out suicide terrorist attacks with flammable and explosive materials such as thunder canisters, explosives, and fuses, so as to make some contributions to 'family planning' within their capacity; they can also throw melon and fruit danders, urine, and thick phlegm at will, and so on, and experts suggest that it is best to take them in the mouth, so as to carry forward the Chinese nation's virtue of diligence and thrift. Finally, I wish you all a pleasant journey, and the final stop is - Heaven, Amen!"

Kong Fang struggled to find the source of the spoof's sound, and eventually, he found the source of the abominable "sound" - a metal robot that looked like the "Future Terminator" from the movie.

"Funny flight copycat?" Kong Fang whispered in confusion.

"Wrong, wrong, wrong, this is the final version. The metal robot said.

"Wow, 'Devil Terminator', that's cool!" a doll on the train screamed and threw herself in front of the metal robot, and then surrounded the robot's whole body in a frenzied mess, and the doll read as she touched it: "No. 89757, factory on November 11, 1494 BC, the tenth anniversary of Lai Liuer's divorce!"

"Poof・・・・・・

The doll was immediately thundered around, among which there was a young man with a full "ruffian", at first glance it was mixed in the "road", the young man was excited and spit out the mouth of the long-accumulated thick phlegm, thick phlegm in a strange route, no coincidence, in the middle of a middle-aged man's white sneakers. The middle-aged man is five big and three thick, and he is full of horizontal meat, and he is a "superenergetic type" at first glance!

"Boy, wipe clean and apologize!"

"Cut!" the young man spat at the middle-aged man's sneakers with disdain on his face, "Bah!"

"Drink!" The middle-aged man felt that he had been slapped hard in the face, and he lost everything, and immediately gave the young man a little color to see, and threw back the young man's body, "Lose everything, and you can't lose face!"

The relatives and friends of the two saw that their companions had something, and they were embarrassed to sit down again, the so-called "shoot when it was time to shoot!" Soon, the two conveniences triggered a huge "war of words", and the number of people inevitably "affected the pond fish", and the result was like a "snowball" Rolling bigger and bigger, the new force cut like a leek without wave after wave, among which a very few figures were particularly active, Kong Fang also sank into it unconsciously, unable to extricate himself for a while, fighting to the heart, and couldn't help but let out an earth-shattering ghost crying wolf howl from time to time!

In the chaos of everyone, a song vaguely came out: "How many times have I fallen on the road, how many times have I broken my dreams・・・・・・" I saw the train driver wearing a tattered jeans and pants, with long yellow hair on his head, pierced ears, holding a broken acoustic guitar in his hand, shaking his head rhythmically, playing rock, obviously, he has completely entered the world of rock and roll, forgetting that he is driving a car, there is such a driver, can he not fall on the road?"

Happy times are always so short, unconsciously, the child grows up, the adult gets old, the old man dies, you should face it, you will eventually face it, life is rape, since there is no escape, it is better to try to learn to accept.

For passengers, it is normal to arrive at the destination, and what is abnormal is that you can't reach the destination! At this time, for Kong Fang, there is no suspicion that there is a thunderbolt in his heart, and he has to accept the fact that he is dead, because the "gate of heaven" in front of him is the most direct and powerful evidence.

"Dead, dead, all dead, ah! how did I die・・・・・・ how did I die・・・・・・

In recent years, university professors have learned to "steal vegetables" from mining migrant workers, and kindergarten children have become "team captains" of elite special forces, which have made it possible by the Internet, and with the improvement of people's living standards, the Internet has gradually been accepted by more and more people. During this time, the most popular search term on the Internet is "ghost talk", and when it comes to the popularity of "ghost talk", I have to mention a person, this person's surname is Kong Mingfang.

Soon after Kong Fang's death, the outside world soon had many versions of the cause of his death, not to mention English, Russian, French, Italian, Jamaican ・・・・・・, etc., just the Chinese version, there was a large basket.

"Stepping on dog shit and drinking cold water and choking to death", "Hualiu has no face to kill people with a bench", "offended the underworld and was assassinated by a killer", "being a negative person was killed by a gay boyfriend for love", and ・・・・・・so on.

Among them, the most widely circulated and most recognized version is that Kong Fang was scared to death by watching the horror film "Ghost Story", and the result is that more and more people know the horror film "Ghost Story" and regard watching "Ghost Story" as a challenge to prove that he has a bear's heart and leopard gall. Therefore, the horror film "Ghost Stories" became a "dark horse" in the movies of that year, and it was in the limelight for a while.

For this reason, Mr. Bu Fugui, the director of "Ghost Stories", specially sent Kong Fang a pair of elegiac couplets "The nameless of life, the glory of death!" I believe that Kong Fang will be angry when he sees this elegiac couplet.

However, the geographical location of this elegiac couplet is a little remote, and ordinary people should not be able to see it, and the most eye-catching position is placed in such a pair of elegiac couplets, "I only sigh that Zhou Lang is too short-lived, and I knew that Li Jing was a hero!" [Plagiarism is shameful, the person who wrote the elegiac couplet moved a little cleverly, and added a (turn) to it]

Internet café, good at searching for "Ghost Stories" on the Internet:

The movie "Ghost Story" and "Black Week Ten" were included in the "Top Ten Banned Films in the World", of which "Ghost Story" was nominated for the "World's No. 1 Banned Film", according to incomplete statistics, the number of deaths after watching "Ghost Story" around the world has exceeded 1,000, of which suicide accounts for 40%, and the other 60% is composed of the elderly, children and heart patients, this data is still growing, and the number of missing people after watching "Ghost Story" has also reached 279 people, and the same data is still growing.

"The crew of "Ghost Stories" appeared in front of everyone again today after three days of collective disappearance, facing reporters' questions, 'Where have you been in the past three days?' All the crew members said, 'I don't know. The reporter learned that they had no impression of the past three days, and of course it was not ruled out that the crew would hype!" The above is reported by Xiaoru, a reporter from the entertainment network gossip newspaper, for you on the spot.

Internet celebrity "Pig Head Couple" left a message on Weibo: "After watching "Ghost Stories", I dreamed that I went to the Mandarin Duck Tower with the Ximen officials to drink flower wine, and when I was happy, Wu Song came, but I was scared to wake up, and when I woke up, I found myself sleeping on my own grave. ”

"The septuagenarian lady broke the news, since she watched "Ghost Stories", she has suffered from mental illness, and since she has been mentally ill, the whole person has more energy!" Wang said in the "Lao Wang Speaks" column.

"Brother Kong Fang, you died so miserably, how could you be scared to death by the horror movie "Ghost Stories", idols, even idols!" A brother with eyes seemed to have fallen into evil and was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment by a well-wisher, according to his neighbor, this person had just watched the horror movie "Ghost Stories" before.

Sitting in front of the computer desk in the Internet café, the benevolent elder with "Erlang's legs" laughed when he saw this: "Hahaha・・・・・・ Kong Fang turned out to be dead, no wonder I spent a lot of effort and couldn't find it after looking for so long." It's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get there!"