In the prison of the underworld, two ghost soldiers were drinking and talking, and one of the ghost soldiers was the monkey who had knocked on the door of Lai Jiu's house before. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It turns out that Monkey San said that this is what he said, this meal!

The wine has passed three rounds, and the dishes have passed five flavors.

The ghost soldier's intention to invite Monkey San to dinner began to manifest.

"Monkey San, I heard that your kid recently made an appointment with the goddess and had a relationship with her?"

"There's such a thing. ”

"Can you share the details?"

"Yes, no problem. Monkey San agreed.

There is a saying called drinking and spitting the truth!

On that day, Monkey San met a beautiful woman and took the initiative to strike up a conversation.

"Little girl, my brother looks at you a little familiar, go home with my brother, my brother invites you to dinner!"

The beautiful woman slapped the monkey Sanyi when she went up, "Where is there a stinky rascal who doesn't have long eyes, and he dares to tease Miss Ben! I want to invite your sister to dinner? Wait for the next life!"

Khan! I really made an appointment with the goddess and had a relationship with her.

It's just that the appointment is in the next life, and the physical relationship is that the goddess slapped him!

Obviously, at this time, the Monkey Three Bubble Girl cheats have just been introduced, and they are still very immature in practice, and they need to practice more.

As the saying goes, "It's hard to get started!"

Monkey San has successfully crossed the hurdle at the beginning, and has a good start, which is already a big step towards success.

How bold is man, how fruitful is the earth.

Love to fight to win!

Although the monkey three at this time is a little immature, but he dares to fight, constantly challenge himself, he has always believed that he is the most handsome in the struggle of the concept, victory is beckoning to him not far ahead, he is coming!

In the end, the teasing monkey San really succeeded in breaking through, stumbling along the way, his head was bleeding, and he finally found a path that suited him.

A kung fu road!

On the main road of the commercial street, a handsome and handsome sunny boy walked in the middle of the road, attracting a group of people to look sideways!

Suddenly, the figure flickered, and a middle-aged man with a smile on his face intercepted the sunny boy's way, and started a burst of crater-style bombardment around the boy.

"Brother, I'm the star scout Lao Liang of Tiandi Xinghui Entertainment Company, it's a pity that you are not a star with the right conditions! With your appearance and temperament, this is a natural star, are you interested in filming with me, after a little packaging from me, I will make you popular, and easily become an international superstar, with an annual income of more than 100 million yuan. ”

"Brother, you have to believe me, I definitely have the strength to help you become famous, you must know that the king who is now popular all over the world, Alexander and the queen of heaven Bu Toyi were all excavated by me, I think one of them was a waiter in the restaurant, and the other was a barmaid in the bar, and they quickly became popular after my help, so as long as they have a little talent, anyone can be a star!"

"Brother, if you cooperate with me, you will definitely be able to surpass them far and become a national idol!"

In this way, Goku II entered the showbiz, and he did not forget this day until many years later!

Make no mistake, this handsome and handsome sunny boy is Wukong II, a monkey who has broken out of a cocoon and been reborn!

The monkey really has an amazing change, this change is earth-shaking, from the inside out has become thorough, for a while there is no way to judge whether it is good or bad, the worst point is good, the monkey now looks so handsome that it makes men jealous and female hormones surge.

People live with a face, and trees live with a skin.

Who doesn't want to have a handsome face that sleeps and wakes up? I don't see many people who spend sky-high prices for plastic surgery for this, and they have to borrow money when they have no money, and there are many public figures among these people.

Everyone has a love for beauty.

Compared with the hairy face in the past, this beautiful face is really popular, it helped Wukong II conquer the city, lay down half of the country, and made countless achievements.

Wukong II's popularity is as fast as riding a rocket, and the number and speed of the increase in popularity stunned the star scout Lao Liang, a phenomenon he has never heard of in his decades of talent scouting career, and there is no such example as Wukong II, breaking the convention and making the old Liang who witnessed it fall through the eyeballs.

In order to persuade Wukong II, a super potential stock, Lao Liang can be said to have brought his eloquence into full play, and even boasted that Haikou mentioned that Wukong II has the possibility of becoming a national idol, this sentence is a lot of water in it, in fact, Lao Liang himself does not believe that anyone will become a national idol, because this is too difficult, the national idol is simply a flaunt, just used to show people, there is almost no possibility of realization.

Flaunting is used to look up to people, but some people are naturally good at breaking conventions, this kind of person is called a demon, and Wukong II is such a demon!

Wukong II immediately became popular all over the world as soon as he debuted, and there was a whirlwind of "Wukong II" all over the world, "Wukong fever" lasted for a long time, intensified, and seriously affected people's clothing, food, housing and transportation, Wukong II did a trivial thing at will, all like a butterfly waving its wings, which may cause the famous butterfly effect and cause a huge sensation!

The value of an autographed photo of Wukong II was speculated to more than one million, and any product of Wukong II will cause product sales to be hot, and the employees of the manufacturer will work overtime to rush the shipment, and he has become a fashion spokesperson, leading the trend.

He has always been imitated, never surpassed!

Wukong II's advertising endorsement fee has reached a record of more than 10 million, this is an advertisement for hair removal cream, there are two pictures in this advertisement, one before hair removal, one after hair removal, before using hair removal cream is a humanoid monkey with yellow hair all over the body, after using hair removal cream is the current star of idol Wukong II.

The queen of music Nora, who terminated the contract with Hydra because of Wukong II, announced that she would not marry for life, and the real cause of death of actress Lilith was because Wukong II praised her for being gentle and considerate, and Emily, Lilith's economic person, was jealous and murderous, which was not caused by debt disputes at all, and had nothing to do with money; actress Alice and diva Nala competed for the position of the heroine of Wukong II's new movie, and the two good sisters turned against each other"The Legend of the Dragon and Phoenix" was renamed "One Dragon and Two Phoenixes"; after the dance, Lin Meizhi saw that she had not forgotten to chase Wukong II, so she crashed and died while taking a private jet; top supermodel Catherine entered and exited seven times in a drug rehabilitation center, and there is also the shadow of Wukong II in it, and the star Yumiko has been thinking about Wukong II in prison.

Wukong II's influence has surpassed the emperors of many countries, even the emperors of all countries are loyal fans of Wukong II, there is a country that maintains the traditional virtue of playing seppuku when it fails, their emperor officially invited Wukong II to enjoy the beauty of his harem concubines at will, but was rejected, and was beaten by Wukong II, and slashed this stinky and shameless emperor, this emperor was beaten but very excited, saying that he worships Wukong II more, and wants to tear down the bronze statue of the male part and set up the bronze statue of Wukong II instead, which has to make people suspect that this emperor has masochistic tendencies, or that he is forbearing, which belongs to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles。 Of course, it is not ruled out that he is really a die-hard fan of Goku II!

In the market, there are hundreds of people in the two gangs, each with a cold weapon in their hands, preparing for war!

"Boy, who are you messing with, dare to spread wild on my ruthless wolf's territory!"

"I'm following Mr. Goku, what do you want?"

"Haha, my boss is also Mr. Wukong, a misunderstanding, it turned out to be his own people. Let's go, brothers, let's go for a drink, I'll invite you tonight!"

In this way, the two groups of people carried the guy to the big hotel together, watching these hundreds of people carrying the guy to the hotel, scared the owner of the hotel to personally go over to entertain carefully, he was afraid of making some mistakes, and he didn't dare to collect the meal money, the hotel owner said the scene, "It's rare to meet all the friends on the road today, and I have covered all the consumption here tonight." Have fun!"

Something went wrong during the meal, two younger brothers drank too much wine, began to tease the waitress, and put their hands on a woman, but the two younger brothers were each chopped off by the ruthless wolf, and the ruthless wolf was really ruthless!

"Remind me again, don't bully the waiter! I know that my mother used to be a waiter, and whoever bullied the waiter is tantamount to bullying my mother! Next time, let me see who bullied the waiter, and directly chop it and throw it into the river to feed the fish. The wolf scanned the crowd with a ferocious gaze.

What kind of logical thinking is this?

In a middle school, a few well-dressed students blocked a sturdy boy's path.

"Classmate, I heard that you said Mr. Wukong, didn't you?"

"There's such a thing, I'm talking about it. ”

What follows is a picture that is inappropriate for children, these students who are flowing in the air are all blue noses and swollen faces, and they left down this sentence before leaving, "Don't talk about Mr. Wukong's rights and wrongs in the future, it's really wrong!"

Look at the rest of the sturdy boy, who also has a blue nose and swollen face.

And at this moment, these angry students blocked the way of a thin boy.

"Classmate, who is your idol?"

"Wukong II. The skinny boy replied weakly.

"Oh, we have a common idol. This is the last time you were charged for protection, and now it will be refunded to you, please check. ”

In an elementary school, a group of urchins are surrounding a child who appears to be from a wealthy family.

"Say, Who is among your idols?"

"Constellation Superman!"

"Smack!"

"King Turkey!"

"Smack!"

"Cave Man!"

"Smack!"

……

"Smack!"

"Wukong II!"

Eventually, the urchins stopped educating the well-to-do child.

In kindergarten, the teacher is asking the children, "Children, what is your ideal?"

"Grow up!" replied in unison.

The teacher asked, "So what do you want to do when you grow up?"

"Marry Mr. Goku!"

"Be the next Mr. Goku!"

The answers diverged and divided into two voices.

This is the era of Wukong II, he is extremely brilliant, and he has truly achieved the unseen ancients and become the first national idol!

Scout Lao Liang didn't expect it.

There is a small car parked at the intersection of Gao Laozhuang, it is a pig demon selling cakes!

"Brother Monkey, where have you been, the old pig is looking for you so hard, in the days without you, the old pig is really lonely!"

"Okay! The old pig admits his mistake, I want to eat and drink together, and without your support, I was driven out by those monkey cubs. ”