Listening to Tang Ru's funny words, Zhang Yi laughed and said, "Now I have slipped a lot of mouths." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoYou haven't been so playful before. ”

Tang Ru said with a smile: "It turns out that there is really nothing funny, and after I mixed with you, I feel much more fun, and my life is full all of a sudden. ”

Zhang Yi nodded and said: "It turned out to be for survival, but now you have no worries about survival, but there are no more requirements, and there is no desire to be rigid, this is very in line with the heart of the Dao, what I yearn for the most is to be at peace with what happens, there is nothing that must be achieved, if you have time, you will toss more, and if you don't have the ability, you won't toss, then I will be very relaxed." ”

Tang Ru didn't hear the connotation of Zhang Yi's words, and said with a smile: "This requires strong ability to say this, but you can really toss, you still have a lot of information on the Internet, saying that when you were in military training, you became a soldier king, and said that there were hundreds of female apprentices in the martial arts hall when you were in college, by the way, those apprentices of yours have built a lot of them, and the most popular one is called "Yi Zhichun" ,The moderators are all girls.,Now it's the main place where your apprentices are concentrated.,I often go in to see.,I posted a lot of photos of you and girls.,It's really a beautiful woman.,It's all stories that you have to say.。

Zhang Yi shook his head and said: "They are just alumni, or students, not my apprentices, training classes, just mix some change and spend, besides, they don't really want to learn martial arts." ”

Tang Ru pushed Zhang Yi with his hand and said to Zhang Yi: "I know, you are a heartthrob, on the first day of the opening of your martial arts hall, there were more than 100 girls who signed up, from freshmen to graduate students, all of whom wanted to win you, a martial arts master. ”

Zhang Yi laughed and said: "This is really not an exaggeration, in order to persuade me not to join the army, our school authorized me to open a martial arts hall, as a result, on the opening day of the martial arts hall, more than 100 people signed up, all of them were girls, not that I don't accept boys, it's that they don't like me, even the boys in our class, don't come to cheer, because of the military training for a year, I all train with the soldiers, in addition to classes, I usually don't play with them, when I just entered the school, I became a public enemy of boys." ”

Tang Ru asked with a smile: "Fortunately, you are a martial arts master, otherwise I don't know how many people will beat you." ”

Zhang Yi smiled and said: "They thought, although I didn't talk much at the time, but I was young and vigorous, I fought with them, originally I only charged 200 yuan a semester, and there was no distinction between male and female students, and the price increased the next day, and the girls came in again or 200 yuan, and the boys came in at 2,000 yuan. And for the next four years, I will always be at this price. ”

Tang Ru smiled and said, "You want to offend the boy to the end." ”

Zhang Yi said with a smile: "Where is this going, in order to recruit team members, I was also very fierce at the time, and it is funny to think about it now." ”

Tang Ru hurriedly asked: "Tell me, I can't imagine how fierce you will be." ”

Zhang Yi said: "At that time, the school assigned me a gymnastics hall, the martial arts hall and the gymnastics class shared, at that time, there were more than 60 girls who practiced gymnastics, and the gymnastics were taught by young male teachers, graduates of the gymnastics, retired gymnasts, I was a normal Yanqing boxing routine, he was watching from the side, and when I finished practicing, he said to my female students in front of me, what kind of learning do these fancy shelves have, it is better to practice gymnastics with him, you can shape a perfect body." ”

Tang Ru asked, "This teacher is really excessive, did you fight with him?"

Zhang Yi shook his head and said: "No, I am a civilized person, he is still a teacher, how can I beat the teacher, when I heard him speak, I didn't demonstrate, just sat and waited." When he took the student to somersaults, I imitated his movements and turned his heels as well. He came over and asked me what I wanted to do, and I said, I've done a show, and I want to do a few flips. ”

Tang Ru asked him: "Do you dare to do somersaults with those who practice gymnastics?"

Zhang Yi smiled and said: "What's not to dare to do, my basic skills are much better than his, and his movements, I can see both sides." The teacher said that when he was my age, he could do things that scared me to death. At that time, it had been two years since he graduated from the sports institute, and his figure had already been fat, he was not tall, a little chubby, and he could only talk about the past. ”

Tang Ru asked, "What do you say?"

Zhang Yi said with a smile: "I just didn't say anything, I ignored him, just turned a few spins, imitated taekwondo movements, kicked a few more dazzling turning and flying legs, and then gathered the students and continued to learn the routine." ”

"The teacher watched my movements and knew that he couldn't beat me, so I ignored him and could only leave in a huff. The next day, he found a few male classmates and helped him move a pommel horse to the gymnasium, right between our training area and theirs. ”

Tang Ru asked, "This teacher is a pommel horse specialty." ”

Zhang Yi said with a smile: "No, he can't play rings and horizontal bars, and the pommel horse has less requirements for strength, all relying on skill and balance, and he can still play some tricks." Kurama is very difficult to practice, and he knows that people who have not practiced will definitely not be able to play, and if I dare to imitate, I will definitely make a fool of myself. When we went to training, he was on the pommel horse and started playing. ”

Tang Ru smiled and said, "He will definitely let you imitate." ”

Zhang Yi smiled and said: "Of course, otherwise what would he do with it, after he finished practicing a set of movements, he stood on the side and looked at me, I glanced at him, ignored him, and took the students to prepare for the activities." ”

Tang Ru smiled: "If you ignore him, he will definitely not give up." ”

Zhang Yi smiled and said: "Yes, he saw that I ignored him, so he took the initiative to call me and asked me to learn his movements again, I ignored him, he thought I was afraid, and urged me to learn his pommel horse movements." ”

Tang Ru said: "Then you imitate it, and finish it more beautifully than him?"

Zhang Yi turned his head to look at her and said, "How is it possible? I really don't know how to play that, isn't it humiliating to play that?"

Tang Ru asked, "What should I do then?"

Zhang Yi said: "Cold salad, he provoked me first, and repeatedly provoked, of course I want him to make a big appearance, when he walked in front of our team, and asked me to imitate his movements, I asked him, what's the use of learning your pommel horse movements, you perform this, which of your students will learn from you?"

Tang Ru laughed suddenly: "You are really bad, pommel horse is a men's event, and their gymnastics class is all girls, of course they can't learn." ”

Zhang Yi said: "Yes, he took a project that no one has learned, and when I asked, he was speechless, and our female students laughed, at that time, if it wasn't for me being bigger than him, and better than him, he really wanted to do it, his face was flushed with anger, and then he suddenly turned around and left, my eyes were good, and I saw that he had tears dripping on the floor, and he was really angry with me and cried."

He is quite bad, he doesn't dare to fight if he can't fight, he cries when he can't say it, and he has to take the initiative to cause trouble. The students' eyes are bright, who is right and who is wrong, of course, they can distinguish clearly, and then, more than 60 people in the gymnastics class have signed up for our martial arts class. Less than a week after we entered the gymnastics hall, his gymnastics class was disbanded, and all the students were incorporated by me. ”

Tang Ru said: "You are so powerful, as soon as you entered the school, you made the teachers unemployed." ”

Zhang Yi continued: "What is this, a month after the start of school, there was a school basketball game, the rest of our class was average, I took them, beat those classes with school team members, and finally won the championship, after the basketball game, those girls who like to stand on the edge of the basketball court to watch the heroic posture also came to join our martial arts class, and there are more than 100 girls." ”

Tang Ru was surprised and asked him, "Do you still play basketball?"

Zhang Yi smiled: "When I was in middle school, I often played in physical education class, and rarely played at other times, but the members of the school team tried to juggle me, but none of them succeeded." I have good eyes, fast movements, stable next game, I can break their balls casually, and I have practiced knives since I was a child, I have strength in my hands, and my strength is accurate, in any corner of the court, I can throw the ball into the basket, my physical strength is good, I can't run to death, I can run back and forth all over the court, and a few classmates play cover, we rely on my hundred steps through Yang, with a three-point shot to kill them. ”

Tang Ru asked, "Why didn't they recruit you into the school team?" ”

Zhang Yi said with a smile: "I'm a freshman, I didn't play basketball before, I opened a martial arts gym, I have time to be busy with my martial arts gym training, how can I have time to play basketball with them, I also participated in that basketball game, and I didn't participate in it later." In the basketball game in the next few years, the team that won the championship was also very unhappy, because many people in the audience said that Zhang Yi didn't want to play these, otherwise where would they be embarrassed. ”

Tang Ru nodded and said, "You are indeed hated by boys, the public enemy of all boys in the school, no one will gather a group of people to beat you." ”

Zhang Yi shook his head and said: "I don't bully people, no one has a big enmity with me, plus I have always stuck knives in my sleeves, they are all sabers with open blades, who dares to beat me? The security department asked me if I could not bring a knife, and I said no, people who practice knives will lose their feel if they don't carry knives." They don't have the right to fire me, they can only ignore me. ”