I just crossed a few mountains and waded through a few rivers, why are there so many demons and monsters?

Emma, you've finally arrived at the monster's lair!

Wukong and the Bajie brothers sharpen their knives Huo Huo! (Correct!Maybe it should be changed to a monkey and a pig two demons holding a magic stick or a treasure rake, and they can enter the state of conquest at any time!Anger index: five stars.) Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info Violence Index: Five stars. Sentiment index: one and a half stars. ）

Underworld, Yama Palace!

Wukong and Bajie began to call for war outside the door.

Bajie took it and scolded according to what was written on this papyrus. The monkey suddenly thought of something, and took out a piece of "earwax" from the monkey's ears and threw it to the animal called the pig.

Bajie's pig's trotters were then connected, and he found that the monkey's head was thrown over a graffiti, on which a beautiful monkey king was painted with his mouth open, holding a ruyi golden stick and saying something, and there was a large paragraph of text next to it, which was written as a dragon flying and phoenix dancing, the handwriting was crooked and twisted like a team of ruffians arrayed, and there was no standing phase, standing horizontally and vertically.

Bajie looked at the words on the graffiti, spat on it, and began to shout and curse loudly:

Old Hades, I see that you are handsome and chic, the jade tree is in the wind, the graceful and suave, everyone loves you, and the flowers bloom, presumably you must be the scum of the scum, the beast of the beast. And according to my old pig's observation, you are lacking calcium since you were a child, growing up lacking love, grandma doesn't hurt, uncle doesn't love, the left face is not pumped, the right face is not kicked, the donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on. You are born with a cucumber and owe a beat! The day after tomorrow is a walnut and a whim! You look so creative and live with real courage, and ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper. Throw you into the hair pit, and the hair hole can be vomited. Throw you into the space-time rift, and the space-time rift can explode on its own.

You said that you asked Grandpa Pig to teach you to practice kung fu, Grandpa Pig, I taught you to practice rake, you don't practice, you want to practice swords, you don't learn gold and iron swords, you prefer to learn silver swords, you still don't learn to learn swords, there are so many sword moves, you just want to practice drunk swords. Finally, you have practiced the two great martial arts masters: the drunken silver sword and the drunken sword! give you a sword god, you don't do it, give you a sword immortal, you don't do it, you just cry and shout that you want to be a sword man.

I want to look at your face and speak, but why do you bury your face in your ass? Oh? I'm sorry! I don't know it's your face, so where is your ass? You're really a waste of air alive, a waste of land when you're dead, and a waste of soft girl coins if you don't die. It's better to soak the urine and drown yourself, people are cheap for a lifetime, pigs are cheap with a knife, today I will do good deeds for the old pig, and accept your girl instead of God!

"Brother Monkey, a large part of your swearing and not spitting out dirty words is very good, where did you copy it from?"

"Well, provided by enthusiastic netizens. The monkey didn't want to say much about it.

Bajie had reason to suspect at this time: "There must be a guy who is not long-eyed who has scolded Brother Monkey like this on the Internet, and this suspicion is based on facts, because there are comments on the Internet that Monkey is very stupid and naïve, and there must be a behind-the-scenes driving force behind these comments!"

Ren Bajie shouted and scolded, but Lord Yama was with the new judge at this time, the lonely island pig beast, happy like a fairy!

If a tree has no bark, it is difficult to live, and if a person has no face, it is invincible!

There must be demons when abnormal!

What kind of fuss is this?

Bajie has been scolding for a while, but no one has come to take care of it. What's going on?

"Brother Monkey, do you remember what you ate in the morning?" asked Fat Pig.

"I ate kiwi fruit, water hair peach, walnut, and pan peach. The skinny monkey replied.

"What else did you eat besides peaches?" the pig demon asked again.

"Eat bananas!" replied the monkey demon again.

"Besides peaches and bananas, what else?" asked the Fat Pig Demon again.

"Dog ignores buns!" replied the skinny monkey demon without thinking.

"Fuck, his uncle's old immortal old Yama! How dare he treat my old grandson as a bun? My old grandson wants to let this ghost Yama know why the flowers are so red today?" The ......monkey said angrily.

Bajie interrupted Wukong's free play and asked, "Brother Monkey, there seems to be a token or something hanging on the gate of the Yama Palace, what is it for?"

The monkey used his fiery eyes to look at the door in the distance, and said rudely: "His grandmother is a bear, and his uncle's war-free card!"

In ancient times, the two armies were at war! There was a rule that no one would be killed.

In addition, one side will hang up the free battle card, and the other side will also have a tacit understanding not to take the initiative to attack. In most cases, it's just a symbolic way to send a few minions to shout and scold in front of the battle, and it's okay to make a show.

Lord Yan is bursting with self-confidence, this is learning from the Qing court to seal the country, and he is still using the old routine, you must know that as early as a few years ago, the monkey had already put on a copycat version of Metersbonwe underwear, this trick is destined to not work, it is outdated.

"After doing so for a long time, you treat us like little minions? Is it tolerable or unbearable! Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't bear it. The tiger is not powerful, and it has become a sick cat. ”

Three days, be impressed!

It had been a while since he had repaired this bastard old Hades, and his eyes had gone up to the sky, and his tail had begun to again!

This old Hades is now a heifer marrying an elephant - bull is big, and heifer is flying - bull is going to heaven.

"Smash, smash, smash, I'll smash ......" The monkey carried the stick in his hand, eager to try!

As soon as I dozed off, a pillow was delivered!

As soon as the monkey was about to pound the door with a stick, someone helped open the door.

Lai Jiu hurriedly opened the door of the Yama Palace, hurriedly found an outer neck, hurriedly untied his trouser belt to make it easier, and hurriedly found a pig demon and a monkey demon looking at him.

"Damn, defecate anywhere!Brother Monkey, I'm going to knock out this ghost soldier. ”

"Wait, don't provoke! He's a master!" said the monkey solemnly.

"Master, how tall can it be, is it as tall as an eighteen story building?"

"Very strong, belonging to the top of the pyramid, the strength is not below my grandson, maybe it is already at the same level as the Buddha. You know, my grandson has only touched that film now, and the master in front of me may have pierced the film one step ahead of my grandson. If he is at the same level as the Buddha, in front of him, my grandson can only rely on his strong fighting talent to barely protect himself!"

"In that case, it would not be advisable to stay here for long. Bajie also looked solemn.

Zhu Bajie's sentence is nonsense, a normal person knows that he is going to flash, and someone is "throwing bombs" and "poison gas" in front of you, can you not flash quickly?

"Let's go!" sang in a song, the two demons of the pig and monkey sang in the song, they really said let's go, and walked towards the magical gate of the Yama Palace.

"Brother Monkey, the fight will start in a while, this master won't interfere halfway, right?"

"No, you don't understand the world of masters! A master will have the demeanor of a master, how can he speculate with a low hand? Generally, before tearing his face, the master disdains to shoot at the junior, because he wants to put on a master's posture and emphasize his core position in the rivers and lakes, martial arts, courts, a certain field, or the cultivation world of immortals, Buddhas, gods and demons!"

"When my old pig looked at the suspense and made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, didn't you also have no fear? In the end, didn't you still provoke the Buddha!"

"Cut! That's my grandson's itchy hands haven't stopped for a while, and he has gone too far, plus the thief is bald and thick-skinned!"

"This master is a master of open defecation, have you ever seen the grandmaster who has broken the void wandering around the kiln and lingering between the Lichun Courtyard and the Lichun Courtyard? The forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds. Be careful to sail the ship of 10,000 years, my old pig is ready to retreat strategically at any time. ”

"Idiot, Hugh has to talk nonsense again, increase the morale of others, and destroy his own prestige. ”

"I don't want to say anything if I have something to say. ”

While speaking, the two demons of pigs and monkeys entered the Yama Palace, and the battle was about to break out!

"Bastard old Hades, your mother won't recognize you when my grandson wants to beat!"

Whether it's teasing the monkey or being teased by the monkey, it seems that a monkey show can't escape.