"Ha, a stick in hand!"

"Drink, a stick into the soul!"

"Hey, a stick!"

"Quack, quack・・・・・・ the power of my grandson's three moves, the 'one-word stick method', is really much stronger than before. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" The monkey turned excitedly in front of a "golden pillar of optimus" with red eyes, turning a somersault that had not been turned over for a long time.

At this time, the Heavenly Palace was shaken, and the Jade Emperor Long Yan was furious.

Jade Emperor: "Who in the Qing family can describe that monkey in one sentence?"

Tai Bai Xing: "He has yellow hair and has extremely serious violent tendencies, which can be summed up in one sentence, 'Very yellow and violent!'"

Jade Emperor: "The strength of that monkey is unfathomable, and the potential is even more terrifying to the extent of shocking the world, crying ghosts and gods, intimidating demons, and making people speechless. ’”

Tai Bai Xing: "Your Majesty, it is the gateway to the Heavenly Palace. ”

Jade Emperor: "That monkey comes to the portal every three or five times, can't always let him poke in when he wants to, pull out when he wants to pull out, if it goes on like this, where will my face remain?"

Tai Bai Xing: "Your Majesty, it is the gateway to the Heavenly Palace. ”

The Jade Emperor was a little annoyed, "It's the gateway to the Heavenly Palace, isn't it also the gateway to me?"

Tai Bai Xing said expressionlessly: "Go and invite the Buddha." ”

Jade Emperor: "This plan is not appropriate. ”

The Jade Emperor fell into memory:

One day, Rulai and the Jade Emperor competed over who was the boss of the Heavenly Palace.

Jade Emperor: "I have practiced since I was a child, and I have experienced 1,750 eons, each of which is 129,600 years・・・・・・"

Rulai: "Your daughter was slept with by mortals. ”

Jade Emperor: "I have practiced since I was a child, and I have experienced 1,750 eons, each of which is 129,600 years・・・・・・"

Rulai: "Your niece was also slept with by mortals." ”

Jade Emperor: "I have practiced since I was a child, and I have experienced 1,750 eons, each of which is 129,600 years・・・・・・"

Rulai: "You yourself have been bullied by monkeys. ”

Jade Emperor: "Get out of your mother's Western Heaven Elysium!"

・・・・・・

"Wake up, wake up, Your Majesty, wake up!" Tai Bai Xing interrupted the chaotic thoughts in the Jade Emperor's mind, causing him to crawl out of the bottomless abyss of depression, and the topic continued again!

Tai Bai Xing: "Seal him a well-known official, recruit the monkey over, when the time comes, the king will die, the minister has to die, and I am afraid that he will not comply, and His Majesty does not want him to die, His Majesty only needs to support him, let him go to the remote ravine to work as a coolie, and if he does it, he will not be able to return home for hundreds of years, and then His Majesty can rest easy." ”

Jade Emperor: "Aiqing's plan is feasible, but I don't know how to implement it?"

Tai Bai Xing: "Seal him as the 'Auxiliary Heaven Catcher', what is his duty? Naturally, it is to help the Heavenly Palace to assist in the investigation of the Three Realms and arrest key criminals, this monkey is strong, and if you want to catch it, you must catch more difficult characters, otherwise it will not drag him out for much time, and then this plan will be in vain." ”

Jade Emperor: "Is there a suitable candidate for Aiqing?"

Tai Bai Xing: "There is a sacred realm in the far west, and there is a beautiful goddess living in the sacred realm, the goddess holds a golden war spear, and some people say that the goddess wears a sunflower crown on her head, the scepter of the goddess of victory in her left hand, and the shield of the earth in her right hand, and there are 88 powerful guardians under the goddess's hands, and she is habitually called 'Saint Seiya'. ”

Jade Emperor: "You're talking about the 'Goddess of Wisdom' Athena and her 88 Saint Seiyas. ”

Tai Bai Xing: "Your Majesty is wise and martial, majestic and strategic, it is really the blessing of the Heavenly Court Society, the blessing of the common people in the world! Especially His Majesty's vigorous and resolute implementation of this series of law changes, it is simply breathtaking, I have to say that the last sentence of the earth-shattering stroke has become a good conversation after people's tea and dinner, which can be said to have created an era - the era of the revival of the heavenly court, which has been passed down through the ages and has been passed down for centuries!" For this reason, Wei Chen felt very sad, sad that he was born in this great era of heavenly revival, sad that he could only be reduced to a supporting role like a passerby, hiding alone in a no-man's corner to practice the gloomy ecstasy palm, singing his own one-man show. But at the same time, Wei Chen felt an inexplicable excitement, so excited that the hairs on his body stood up, excited that all his pores opened, excited that he could be born in this great era, to be able to witness the birth of a legend, to be able to follow a wise monarch, to do his best, and to be able to contribute to the dream of the same heavenly court in our hearts.

After saying such a lot of words in one breath, Rao is Tai Bai Xing also took a long breath, asked the divine servant for a bowl of Hundred Flowers Elixir, and began to moisten his throat.

Jade Emperor: "Monkey vs. 88 Saint Seiya? It's very funny, find a few more famous actors to hype, the box office income is quite considerable, it's too bloody and violent, and the lack of emotional drama is a very serious shortcoming, how high can the achievement of a work be?

Tai Bai Xing: "This is simple, the title of the play is 'Monkey Falls in Love with Athena', casually add a little dog blood plot, not only solves the problem of shortcomings, but also satisfies the audience's appetite, it can be described as killing two birds with one stone, killing two birds with one stone!"

Jade Emperor: "There is still a more serious problem in that ・・・・・・ that needs to be solved immediately, otherwise the idea just now will be in vain." ”

Tai Bai Xing: "What's the problem? It's a funding problem?"

Jade Emperor: "Yes, it was this 'Ah Block' that had a big problem for me, and my money was trapped in the alchemy market by Lao Jun, and there was a problem with capital turnover for a while. ”

Tai Bai Xing Divine Consciousness Transmission: "Can I withdraw my capital?"

The Jade Emperor's divine sense echoed: "I can't withdraw, Sanqing is in charge of the god list, and I can't offend." ”

Tai Bai Xing's divine sense replied: "In this way, then ask Lao Jun, when will the market of the alchemy market improve? It doesn't matter much if you wait for three or two years." ”

"Okay, I'm going to ask. The Jade Emperor's divine sense echoed.

Jade Emperor: "Old Jun, I wonder if the situation in the alchemy market has improved recently?"

Taishang Laojun: "The alchemy market is very good, I believe it won't take long for us to make a profit soon." ”

Jade Emperor: "I don't know how long it will take?"

Taishang Laojun: "Come to the medicine boy, show your majesty how long it will take, your majesty is waiting." ”

"Yes, Master!" the medicine boy began to "crackle" with a laptop computer in his hand, typing on the keyboard and counting.

One minute!

One hour!

One day!

The Tao is the sky, the heaven is the way, and the Tao is natural!

"Bang!" As soon as the laptop lid was closed, the medicine boy said: "Qi Yu Master, Master's alchemy still needs 10 billion experience points to upgrade to the top alchemy level, and then it can be said that it is useless to condense qi and refine medicine with one hand." According to one experience point every 30 days, that is 100x30 = 3000 (100 million days). During this period, the master has to postpone preaching and meeting friends, meditation and practice, clothing, food, housing, transportation, and human sophistication, etc., and the disciples need to postpone the collection of rare medicinal materials, and need to postpone the rest of holidays, and the days of the month need to be postponed for the ・・・・・・ of the teacher's mother."

Is this medicine boy's arithmetic taught by an aerobics instructor? Such a simple arithmetic problem takes a day!

No, his teacher is obviously too old man, and he said a lot of things that he didn't say, could it be that this medicine boy is a dead runner, and he has been doing all day, and he is just acting?

Boom! The heavenly palace is shaken.

"Dead monkey! here it is again!" said the Jade Emperor angrily.

High in the air!

"Hmph, I want you to look good!" the monkey smacked into the sky.

"Brother Monkey, why don't you stop and don't leave?" Bajie asked.

"Suddenly I felt a sense of unease, my old grandson sensed a powerful aura, which direction was it!" The monkey pointed to the sky with a stick and said: "That's the distant planet Namek, that qi is a hundred times stronger than Frieza, a thousand times・・・・・・ no, I'm going to save my friends and relatives!"

"Brother Monkey, you've watched too many cartoons, and the Monkey King is not you. ”

"Oh, that's right!" the monkey touched the monkey's brain, pointed to the sky, and said, "Whoever you are, don't mess with me, or you'll regret it!"

The Jade Emperor is very innocent, and he is too late to hide from the monkeys now, so how can there be any reason to get up? The idea of beating the monkeys is also because he was forced by the monkeys.