I'm going to kill Li Xiaomei, kill Li Xiaomei with a kitchen knife, but Li Xiaomei and I are getting closer and closer, soaking in a bar, drinking wine, and chatting...... However, I risked the crime of being a hooligan to strip Li Xiaomei clean, made a huge sacrifice of turning over my intestines and vomiting bitter bile water, blocking Li Xiaomei's wine and blocking famous entrepreneurs, knowing that there are tigers in the mountains and leaning towards the tigers, and knowing that I am not afraid of jumping into the trap of thunder and jumping into the trap even though I am dead, Li Xiaomei is kind enough to treat me as a donkey's liver and lungs, and she doesn't want to pay attention to me more and more, and she won't let me go to her, and she won't even answer the phone. I really can't figure it out!

What's wrong with that?

The "gas canister" sitting across from me said with extreme contempt. For this problem of the century, which has plagued me for two and a half months, it seems to her that it is a piece of cake and not worth mentioning.

The surname of "gas canister" is Pang, and I can't remember my real name for a while. This pang...... , because he is fatter, shorter, has no waist, no neck, and is about the same size as a liquefied vapor tank. Everyone called her a gas canister, and at first, it was just a joke, but I didn't expect her to be very generous, saying, who called me surnamed Pang, and there was no unhappy look at all. screaming and screaming, everyone only remembers her nickname, and few people know her real name.

The gas canister was not at all like an unmarried woman, and I was amazed by the depth of her research and insight into the little things between men and women.

The gas tank said, from the perspective of love psychology, you and Li Xiaomei's little is very understandable!

The theoretical interpretation of the gas tank is-

Men love out of pity, and women love out of appreciation. This world is dominated by men, and women are born weak. The women in this world, every woman, want their man to be a strong man. The strength of a man is first and foremost the strength of appearance, which is why those muscular hunks make so many girls, young women and even old women scream. Do you understand now, you look at those NBA stars, European football league stars, which one is not a wife. It doesn't matter if these stars are simple-minded, well-limbed, and ugly, as long as they have muscles, models, or celebrities, which one is not scrambling to be the first, vying for the top, and rushing to the top? Of course, the strength of a man lies in the strength of the spirit. Firm, brave, persistent, domineering...... This is the role mission given to men by society. A man is coquettish, which looks like a man, at most he is a shemale. …… A man is a kind of spiritual support for a woman, and it is a shoulder that she can lean on when she is sad and painful and crying. A woman's hope for a man is that when she is confused and helpless, the man can tell her what to do and what to do. Even if it's not the best opinion, even if it's wrong, it doesn't matter, what women want is men's opinions. Men don't have to be affected by women's emotions, if a woman is happy, you will be happy, and if a woman is lost, you will be depressed, such a man will only make women look down on him. You must know that a man's calmness, even domineering, is lethal to a woman......

Oh my God, it's better to listen to your words, it's better to read a book for ten years, no, it's better to read a book for a hundred years—— so what should I do?

Don't you just want to see her and ask her out? Do you think that if you beg her bitterly, again and again, and ask her, she will agree to you? Don't dream! Have you seen the marriage proposal of the male protagonist in "The Family of Gold Powder", no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, she will not be able to stand it and will melt away. If I were Li Xiaomei, I would like to see a man who rushed directly downstairs to me and told me that Lao Tzu had been waiting for you for ten minutes, and if you didn't come down, Lao Tzu would shout, and the whole community would be noisy, and Lao Tzu would come up and kick the door if he couldn't move...... This way, although abrupt, vulgar, domineering, and unreasonable, is sincere, and women can't refuse it at all......

So, I decided to kick the door of Li Xiaomei's office right away!

When I pushed open the door of Li Xiaomei's office, I found that it was not Li Xiaomei sitting in Li Xiaomei's office. The eldest sister, who was about forty years old, said in surprise, isn't this Xiao Bian run by the government. Looking for Li Xiaomei?—— she was just called away by the leader, saying that she was going to talk, she was promoted——, I heard that she was going to your government office. You're really well-informed, you came to worship the pier first, right?!

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Li Xiaomei came to the city government office to report for duty the next afternoon, and there was no grand ceremony. The director called a few of our secretaries at home, some other miscellaneous people, and about a dozen people to his office, and said, "This is Comrade Li Xiaomei, the new section chief Li from your confidential office, and everyone should support Section Chief Li more in the future."

Li Xiaomei and Section Chief Li were sitting on the sofa at the time, and they didn't make a sound, nor did they greet everyone, just smiled slightly, looking proud and proud......

That night, the director called five or six of us, set up a private room in a small restaurant next to the compound of the organ, ordered a few dishes randomly, and did not drink alcohol (saying that it was now strictly grasped and the rules must be followed), which was regarded as picking up the dust for the new section chief Li.

The dinner was eaten quickly and dispersed quickly, and the director was the first to drive away, and the other people either drove themselves or took a taxi. I was thinking about how to go home, but Section Chief Li Xiaomei stopped me and whispered to accompany me.

In fact, Section Chief Li Xiaomei is not just walking, she is shopping for clothes in nightclubs, and she walks from the east end of the clothing street to the west and back to the east. It's really troublesome for women to buy clothes, they have to look at one store after another, they have to pick one by one, they have to try, and they have to give you comments and opinions after trying - how is it? Is it okay? Is it a little spent? Is it a little thorough?...... Accompanying a woman to buy clothes should be one of the most painful things for a man.

Section Chief Li Xiaomei visited almost twenty stores and only bought a pitiful shawl, but she showed no signs of ending. Later, when I went to a Jinlilai men's clothing store that specializes in jackets, she also went in and said to me, "Don't you want to see it?"

I said, forget it, I can't afford it.

Section Chief Li Xiaomei didn't look at me, took down a milky white jacket from the hanger, looked at it for a while, and said, you try, this style and color are quite good. Seeing my hesitation, she glared at me and said, if you like it, you can buy it, and what I give you is a gift for us. ……

sent Section Chief Li Xiaomei to the door of her community, it was almost ten o'clock in the evening. She said, you should go back early, and give a ...... Thank you for staying with me for so long tonight, I'm so happy. As soon as I turned my head to leave, she stopped me again, walked over, looked at me, and said very seriously, you should call me Li Xiaomei in the future......

It was the most embarrassing half of the night I've ever experienced in my life. In the past half night, from eating in a restaurant, to accompanying Li Xiaomei to go shopping, to putting on the Goldlion jacket that Li Xiaomei bought for me, to leaving the gate of the community where Li Xiaomei left...... My mind seemed to be a mess of paste, and it seemed to be blank, and my heart seemed to be thinking about something, and I didn't know what I was thinking, and there seemed to be a thousand words in my mouth that I wanted to spit out, but for four or five hours, except for uh-huh, ahhhh......h From beginning to end, I haven't said a complete sentence, a decent sentence.

I don't know if it was a short time or a long four or five hours, which turned my IQ into a zero egg. Don't I want to see Li Xiaomei every day? Now, Li Xiaomei is here, so suddenly, so unexpectedly. From Li Xiaomei to Section Chief Li, I am going to become Li Xiaomei again, God, what's going on?......