Fate is really a moody widow. Creation makes people, I don't even say hello, and I don't give you the slightest hint. When I simulated and rehearsed the action plan, implementation plan, details of dealing with Li Xiaomei, and even the remedies in case of messing up, I simulated and rehearsed N times in my head, which can be said to be in my chest and just waiting to do it, it suddenly gave you a 180-degree turn, so that all your previous efforts were in vain and in vain.

Li Xiaomei suddenly came to the government office, and inexplicably became my boss, which caught me off guard and did not have the slightest mental preparation. Every time I see Li Xiaomei, let alone greetings, chatting, communicating, and communicating, I just smile, nod, signal, and say hello, and I feel very fucking awkward and embarrassed.

Li Xiaomei, Section Chief Li, is not my "top" boss or my "direct" boss, but she is also a "chief". In this compound and officialdom, as long as she has a "chief", I have to be polite to her, nod yes and shake her head no, or she will commit the following crimes and be rebellious. Although, Li Xiaomei said that she wants me to call her Li Xiaomei in the future, what Li Xiaomei thinks in her heart, I can't guess, I can't figure it out, and I can't figure it out. However, do I really dare to shout in front of the public and in front of everyone? Isn't that supreme and unpretentious, and people don't think I'm crazy!

In order to be able to find a basic way to live in peace with Li Xiaomei as soon as possible, I recently set my sights on online novels. My friend Ah D listed and recommended more than a dozen of them to me in one go, what "Domineering Female President", what "My Charming Female Boss", and "Sexy Female Boss......

However, when I turned on my computer, I was disappointed. For one thing, these novels are so fucking long, often hundreds of chapters and hundreds of thousands of words. When I finish reading it, it is estimated that my hair and beard are gray, and Li Xiaomei has become an old woman, even if I have learned any tricks, it is useless. Second, when I read the first chapters with great patience, I found that their storylines are always strikingly similar and identical, not only plain, but also seriously detached from reality, without any operability, let alone the value and significance of imitation.

Those web novel stories are nothing more than a routine -

At the beginning, the male protagonists all had low status, either as security guards, or drivers, or secretaries...... Anyway, they are all low-level people with great ambitions, but they don't meet talents, and they live a life of nests all day long......

Suddenly, one day, a female boss came, all with angelic faces and devilish figures, all of whom had a common characteristic: big shelves, irritable temper, angry at every turn, and beautiful eyes glaring at the slightest disappointment......

Next, the male protagonist was tossed by his female boss in every way, and how many times he was ashamed, but he secretly paid attention to it in his heart, waiting for the thunder to fight back......

Finally, the opportunity came, and the female boss was either frustrated in love, or lost power in the shopping mall, or lost in officialdom. At this time, the male protagonist stepped forward, protected the flowers, and the hero saved the beauty, and shot when it was time to shoot,......

In the end, the male protagonist won the heart of the beauty and fell asleep with the beauty...... Since then, he turned into a serf and sang.

also blamed me for talking a lot that day, and accidentally leaked my mouth, and told Li Xiaomei all my thoughts and understandings.

That day, I originally sent the documents to Li Xiaomei to arrange the archive, it was a very simple matter, it was said that the documents were delivered, and you could get out, only to blame me for taking a look at Li Xiaomei more.

Li Xiaomei stamped the document, looked up and saw that I was looking at her, and asked, what's wrong with you?

When I came back to my senses, I hurriedly said, it's okay, it's okay, I'm leaving. Just as she was about to turn around, Li Xiaomei gestured to the chair opposite her and motioned for me to sit down. At that time, there was no one else in the confidential room. Li Xiaomei looked at me with a smile and said, You seem to be a little abnormal lately, you have a cold, a fever, and your brain is burned out?

Li Xiaomei seduced me with provocative humor, and my embarrassment was put down a lot at once, and I hurriedly said, no, my brain is basically functioning normally.

It's working? I don't think so. Li Xiaomei said, you don't even know me now, it's normal? Your old gentleman is now, when he sees me, he can hide if he can, he can pretend, and you treat me as a plague?

I'm a person, on the surface, it seems that the city is quite deep, but I can't stand the agitation of others at all. As long as I get excited, I will run the train with my mouth full. Li Xiaomei seemed to have eaten me, and every question hit my point and provoked me, I was excited, even impulsive, and the words that I usually held in my heart blurted out-

Li Xiaomei, I asked you and waited for you, how many times, but you ignored me, and didn't even say a word, what's the matter with you? Now, you have come out, you have been promoted, but I don't know, I don't know how to get along with you......

Li Xiaomei stayed for a minute. After a minute, Li Xiaomei's tense face gradually relaxed, and said, It's no wonder. From now on, we will set a principle of getting along, we must get by in public, and we must be measured in private and not mess around. Do you see it?

When Li Xiaomei was in a daze, I also calmed down, feeling that I was too impulsive and should not and am not qualified to blame Li Xiaomei.

After Li Xiaomei announced the principles of our relationship, she pursed her mouth, blinked her eyes, and her eyelashes flickered to amuse me. I said, in public, obey the rules, this is easy to understand, easy to do, no problem. But I don't really understand what this means ——, privately. You say that there is a sense of proportion, a few points, a few inches, it is difficult to grasp, and if you don't mess around, you can't understand it, as if I was messing around before, but where are we messing around?

You say, what do you want to do? Li Xiaomei said angrily, how are others doing?

That's it, I told Li Xiaomei how the male protagonist dealt with the female boss in the online novel, whether it was a yin trick or a yang scheme.

Li Xiaomei listened to it with relish, thought it was very interesting, and interjected from time to time. After I finished speaking, Li Xiaomei seemed to pity me very much, and said to me in an extremely regretful tone, you told me everything, I know how to deal with you, so aren't you busy working in vain?

I said, I'm not like those stupid male protagonists, I have my tricks.

Modesty makes people progress, pride makes people backward, and if you fall behind, you will be beaten. I said, Comrade Li Xiaomei, I wouldn't be so stupid and have no dignity at all? Do you think a man, no matter how humble his status is or how poor his background is, he is still a man. Being ridden on the head by a woman, pooping and urinating, suffering a lot, living a life that is not as good as a pig or a dog, and soaking a woman in his hands after nine deaths, it seems to be quite glorious, where is there a little manliness in this? The key to a man dealing with a woman is to find the woman's seven inches. What is a woman's seven inches, vanity, and face......

Li Xiaomei hurriedly asked, quickly say, what do you want to do?

As soon as I was excited, I distorted my words. I said, if I'm the male protagonist and you're the female boss, I'll push you to the ground when I come up, and I'll do it directly, papapa, see where you put it in the back, and what kind of skin do you adjust......

Get out! Li Xiaomei grabbed a handful of documents and threw them in my face.

Although I was slapped in the face by Li Xiaomei, my heart was let go and I had a bottom.

Sure enough, within two days, Li Xiaomei sent me a text message: See you in Cunjin Village at eight o'clock in the evening......