Let's be honest.

The saliva of ant jasmine is not stinky, probably because of the perennial vegetarian diet, but there is a faint herbal fragrance in the mouth.

But whether it's stinky or fragrant.

Saliva is, after all, saliva and can never become a perfume.

Not to mention the saliva of animals.

As soon as he thought of this, Yu Qiyun felt sick to his stomach for a while, and the psychological nausea directly led to a chain reaction in his body, and he felt that the headache was even worse.

Yu Qiyun's face was pale, his lips were blue, he sat on the ground with his head in his hands, rubbing his temples vigorously.

……

Ant Jasmine straightened her waist, stared at Yu Qiyun's white face, couldn't help but wrinkle her antennae, and reached out to touch the forehead of this blue goods, Nima!

It seems that the saliva is still not powerful!

As an excellent instructor of the leaf-cutting ant tribe, Ant Jasmine has always been very decisive in her style.

She stepped forward and pushed Yu Qiyun to the ground.

"Lie flat and open your mouth!" she commanded.

"Ugh!"

Yu Qiyun was tormented by saliva at this time, his eyes were closed, his brain was not refreshed, and he subconsciously followed the instructor's instructions, lay on his back on the ground, and opened his mouth......

A torrent, with a yellow playful smile, rushed into Yu Qiyun's mouth, and after a moment of gentle tossing and turning on the tip of his tongue, he jumped into his throat without hesitation!

With a grunt, Yu Qiyun swallowed.

Cool! Not a drop is wasted! It's all in the stomach!

Ant Jasmine shook her buttocks, straightened up, and stared at Yu Qiyun's face with a happy expression.

She was covered in comfort, this soaked urine, she held it for several hours, since she entered the fire ant territory, she has not dared to pull, she is covered in mud, just to not leave any traces.

Not a drop of sweat, let alone urine.

Now it's okay, killing two birds with one stone, not only helping Yu Qiyun eliminate the poison, but also solving his physiological needs.

While saliva and urine, from the position.

One in the head and one in the hips.

One at the entrance and one at the exit.

In fact, in essence, it is still the same body connected by water veins.

If "saliva" is a baby, then when he enters the body to ferment, in the paradise of the bladder, he has completely developed into a tall and burly strong man of "urine"!

Of course, a strong man is more powerful than a baby!

……

Sure enough.

Under the confident gaze of Ant Jasmine, Yu Qiyun's face was like a palette, turning from green to white, and then from white to flesh red, and the detoxification was successful!

"Ah......h

Yu Qiyun screamed, his hands fluttered, and he opened his eyes suddenly!

He just had a very obscene nightmare.

Dreaming that he fell into a dung pit, many evil yellow claws, strangled his neck, and pulled out his intestines, he struggled desperately, but was brutally pressed into the and urine again and again......

"You're going to die, scare me!" Ant Jasmine glared at him, sat up from the ground, and nodded Yu Qiyun's forehead with his tentacles, the fever had indeed subsided, and it was very cool.

Yu Qiyun saw the ant jasmine at this time, and his consciousness gradually became clearer, except for the strange smell in his mouth, his whole body seemed to have regained his former vitality.

He jumped up, shook his arms and kicked his legs, and sure enough, he was full of strength!

"You're so saliva!" he thanked the ant Jasmine.

"It's not saliva, it's urine. ”

Ant Jasmine replied lightly, not loudly, but every word clearly came into Yu Qiyun's ears, especially the last word "urine".

At this moment, time stands still.

Yu Qiyun's smiling face began to mutate little by little like a sloth:

First the corners of the mouth cramped, the teeth turned out, the tongue was knotted, the mouth opened into a terrifying black hole, and then the nose suddenly wrinkled, the nostrils trembled violently, and the eyeballs burst out of the sockets like dead fish......

And then.

And then there was no then.

For he fell headlong to the ground, and his legs kept playing cotton......

……

When Yu Qiyun was woken up by Ant Jasmine again, he raised his head, looked at Ant Jasmine quietly, didn't say a word, and even squeezed out a smile that was ugly and ugly.

Then he lowered his head and silently swore a poisonous oath:

The ant world is terrible, the taste is really too heavy!

But in the next second, thinking that he might continue to deal with them in the future, he tearfully canceled his oath.

Ant Jasmine pulled up Yu Qiyun, looked at the sky, and his expression sank: "Without further ado, let's hurry up and find your companion!"

Yu Qiyun was disgusted by Ant Jasmine's urine just now, and now she was deeply moved to hear that she cared so much about her partner.

"Thanks! They're fine, I found them before I met you and took them to safety. ”

Yu Qiyun smiled, smiling sincerely and beautifully.

Ant Jasmine's face flushed with excitement, and her antennae trembled excitedly: "This is great!"

"Then why are you still here?"

Ant Jasmine suppressed her joy and asked again.

"Guess?" Yu Qiyun smiled.

Ant Jasmine looked at Yu Qiyun's bright black eyes and quietly did not speak.

"You didn't come to me, did you? ”

After a long moment, she hesitated. The face was full of anticipation.

"Of course not!" Yu Qiyun replied, quickly and cruelly.

The ant jasmine lowered its eyes and its tentacles drooped.

Someone suddenly slapped the shoulder!

"Hahahaha......"

Yu Qiyun is full of laughter, as a master of flirting with girls, teasing girls is one of his biggest pleasures on campus on weekdays, from elementary school to college, he has tried and tested repeatedly.

"Just kidding, I came to you on purpose!" Yu Qiyun said with a smile.

"Liar, how do you know I'm here!" Ant Jasmine patted Yu Qiyun's hand on her shoulder.

She's a straight person, like humans have so many fancy intestines. Seeing Yu Qiyun saying no for a while and saying yes for a while, his head was big.

"Really!"

Yu Qiyun put away his smile and told the cause and effect......

When listening to Yu Qiyun's preaching and killing 7 fire ants in one fell swoop, Ant Jasmine screamed in surprise! Interrupting Yu Qiyun's speech, it was unbelievable from the tentacles to the toes!

"How is this possible?"

Ant Jasmine took a few steps back, shaking her head and shaking her tentacles.

Yu Qiyun looked at the usual elegant and calm instructor Mo, and his head shook like a super cute rattle at the moment. I couldn't help but laugh.

even more to show off, blowing himself as wise and powerful, like a god descending from heaven.

Ant Jasmine's eyes widened, and she was stunned for a moment.

Although I was full of curiosity and doubts about the "torch" that Yu Qiyun said, I had also seen Yu Qiyun's demeanor of fighting bug seven before, and a small pebble scared bug seven to death, so I also secretly believed in seven or eight points, and I went back to interrogate him again.

Yu Qiyun flipped through this article and continued to speak.

When Ant Jasmine heard that her companion had triumphantly joined Yu Qiyun's companion, she cheered, she let go of her reserve, revealing the appearance of a little girl, and her mood was extremely happy.

Today, too many things have happened, first the sibling ant Sunflower was killed, which made him heartbroken, and then he met this blue strange insect, which made him inexplicably worried, and then in order to help him, he trespassed into the territory of fire ants, and he didn't want to be forced into a desperate situation by the bug seven, and at the moment of life and death, he was actually saved by the person he wanted to save......

Ant Jasmine feels like she really wants to ride a roller coaster today, with ups and downs between joy and sorrow.

She sighed, her tentacles straightened and stretched her limbs, and she stretched a long and comfortable waist!

I feel relaxed and very tired, and I really want to lie on the ground and fall asleep.

……

"Let's go back!

Ant Jasmine took Yu Qiyun's hand, her voice was extremely gentle, looking at Yu Qiyun's eyes, just like a human sister-in-law looking up at the big hero in her mind.

The generous statement just now made Yu Qiyun's pictogram in Ant Jasmine's mind suddenly much taller.

From a gray and misty war slag, he has become a golden god of war.

……

Attached "Diary of a Human Bug":

Xiaoqiang blindfolded: This episode of drinking urine, it's so dirty! I don't watch it!

I laughed: Urine is also a dignified drop, don't always bully people honestly!

I sighed again: how beautiful this world would be if there was less discrimination and more care for urine!

Seeing that Xiaoqiang was still a little unconvinced, I continued to talk eloquently:

Brother Urine is actually much more nutritious than Brother Shui!

Brother Urine contains a lot of useful elements.

In the desert, drinking urine can quench thirst, and in the wild, if you are injured, rubbing urine on the wound can also reduce inflammation.

Li Shuxiao also pointed out in "Materia Medica" that the urine pulled out by the boy can clear away heat and moisten the lungs, and can also pass through the large intestine to relieve abdominal distention!

……

At dinner that day, I suddenly noticed that all the dishes had a sassy taste......

Xiaoqiang stood on the soup spoon and looked at me gently.

Although he didn't speak quietly, his eyes were clearly telling me: I added "good things" to the dish, I wish Brother Yu a happy enjoyment!

I...... I, I... You must not slap yourself in the face! Say that you don't discriminate against urine, just say do it!

Under Xiaoqiang's gentle gaze, I smiled and gritted my teeth, and ate all the dishes one bite after another.

Then, I quietly got up in the middle of the night and vomited until dawn......