Episode 22 First Kiss
These words made Ant Jasmine's face full of surprise, as far as she knew, the hearts of most of the insects and other small animals in the jungle were on their buttocks. (Micro science: not at the tip of the buttocks, generally located in the middle and upper part of the buttocks, near the waist)
She glared at Yu Qiyun and stammered:
"You... Your heart doesn't grow on your ass, it grows... Where?"
Forget it, those who don't know are not guilty.
Yu Qiyun sighed and pointed to his left chest.
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Suddenly, his brain was stirred, and he exclaimed, "What about the black worm?"
Before, he was fascinated by fart, and was smashed into a tree to ascend to heaven, and he has been in a coma, but fortunately, ant jasmine accidentally hit his ass and ravaged him, waking him up by biting him alive.
But the mind is still a little delirious. has been entangled in the topic of buttocks, and at this moment, it suddenly occurred to me that there is a murderous black worm.
Ant Jasmine looked at Yu Qiyun in surprise, isn't this black insect lying on the ground in front of the stone crevice?
When I turned around, I broke out in a cold sweat!
The ground was empty, and there was no figure except for a severed leg.
It can be seen that while they were talking, they quietly fled.
Damn it!
This guy is mean and vicious, and he will repay him, and if he escapes this time, he will have endless troubles, and he will definitely find ways to take crazy revenge on himself and his tribal sisters in the future.
Although he bit off one of his legs today, his combat power was discounted by one percent, but he was still able to deal with a few ants.
Ant Jasmine lowered her head and sighed.
The battle between the jungles is always endless, never ending until the end of life.
She silently combed her tentacles, and suddenly felt a little tired from living.
But, does she have any other options?
She shook her head, a determined smile on her lips.
Since you are alive, then you should live well, for the sake of the Queen Mother, for the sake of the thousands of sisters of the tribe.
Yu Qiyun has been looking at her quietly, seeing her sigh for a while, pondering for a while, worrying for a while, and showing a smile again.
The richness of emojis is not inferior to that of humans.
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"Get out of here!"
Ant Jasmine regained a calm look, vigilantly looked around, this is the territory of fire ants, her tentacles rotate 360 degrees like radar, beware of any movement.
Yu Qiyun staggered to his feet, and sat down on the ground again, his head was still groggy, and when he moved, he was in terrible pain.
He clenched his teeth, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, and he tried to stand up straight, but Ant Jasmine rushed over, helped him up, touched his forehead with his hand, and as soon as his fingers touched it, he was scalded back.
"You're poisoned!" Ant Jasmine wrinkled her tentacles and said in a deep voice.
"What! you... You say that fart has... Toxic?"
Yu Qiyun was frightened, his face was as pale as paper, and he couldn't even speak.
"That black worm is called Bug Seven, it's a hunting bug, not only his fart is poisonous, but his mouth is also poisonous, I found that when I bit your butt before, there was blood on your buttocks, you must have been injured when your butt was inserted in his mouth on the tree. ”
Ant Jasmine nodded cautiously, looked at Yu Qiyun's face of panic and ignorance, and decided to give him a science popularization on the spot, and continued:
"His fart can release neurotoxins, and there are blood toxins in the saliva in his mouth, although they are not enough to be fatal, but they can paralyze people's nerves and blood at the same time!"
She sighed with relief, stared into Yu Qiyun's eyes and said, "It's okay, you didn't stick your ass deep." ”
Yu Qiyun's face twitched when he heard this.
"You've sucked your fart, too, why are you okay?" he asked suddenly.
"Not only did I suck his ass, but I was actually penetrated by his mouth. She turned to show Yu Qiyun the wound on her back.
The wound was obvious, deeper than the wound on Yu Qiyun's buttocks, and there was a clear liquid spilling out all around it, keeping the mud on the side of the wound moist.
"You're not poisoned?" Yu Qiyun was surprised.
Ant Jasmine smiled:
"I'm not afraid of this bit of poison, my body is also poisonous, it can be neutralized, and poison can be used to fight poison. ”
She went on to add:
"Hunting bugs, not to win with poison, the poison is not strong, mainly to paralyze the prey, if you are stabbed by spiders, scorpions or fire ants, etc., their poison is strong enough to kill, I am stabbed, and it will definitely be finished. ”
"You... You're toxic too?" Yu Qiyun's eyes widened, he knew that the fire ants that eat meat were poisonous, but he didn't expect that the vegetarian leaf-cutting ants were also poisonous.
Ant Jasmine looked at Yu Qiyun's ghostly expression and smiled:
"Of course, what's so strange about it, most of the insects in the jungle are poisonous, but some are very poisonous and some are weak. ”
"Of course, we ants can't suffer immediate losses, lose at the starting line, there is no poison, we are walking in the jungle, how can we hold our heads up?"
"We leaf-cutting ants, not only poisonous, but also poisonous needles, she turned to Yu Qiyun, her ass squeezed, and a spike with a black light came out. ”
Yu Qiyun's face suddenly turned red, and for the first time he saw a girl generously showing chrysanthemums to herself, although she was just an animal, but since she shrunk down, he found that he was unconscious, and he gradually looked at animals with the eyes of animals.
Therefore, from the perspective of human beings, no matter how beautiful an ant is, it is ugly and hideous, and at this moment, from the perspective of an ant, Ant Jasmine is a girl, and she is still a beautiful girl.
A beautiful girl shows her buttocks to you, how can Yu Qiyun, who is now reduced to a male insect, not blush?
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"It's just that our poisonous needles are much less toxic and sharper than those of fire ants. Ant Jasmine crooked her antennae, her face full of unwillingness and regret, ignoring Yu Qiyun's strange face and continuing.
"Hey, don't you have a poison needle?"
Before Yu Qiyun could react, Ant Jasmine turned behind Yu Qiyun and stared wide-eyed......
found that Yu Qiyun's buttocks, although toned and sexy, were bare, and there was not even a single needle hair.
"No, no, no... No. ”
Yu Qiyun hurriedly turned around, his face turned red again, Nima, the ant girl is really open, and she stared at the ass of other boys.
"Alas. ”
Ant Jasmine had a disdainful expression on her face, and asked again: "Then you guys, there is always poison, right?"
Yu Qiyun smiled bitterly, not knowing how to answer, saying that it was not poisonous, was it looked down upon by this female ant again?
I had to laugh dryly, "slightly, slightly." ”
"What's a little, what's a little, what's a little or no?"
Ant Jasmine does not understand the profound classical Chinese of human beings. The language of ants is straightforward and neat!
"A little, just a little. Yu Qiyun explained.
"Alas, you insects......" Ant Jasmine shook her head and sighed, looking like she hated iron but not steel.
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"Okay, get out of here first, find a safe place, I'll detoxify the poison for you first. Ant Jasmine said briskly, helping Yu Qiyun to hurry, she is now covered with mud, and she has injuries on her back, so she can't carry Yu Qiyun.
"Ahh
"Thank you!
Yu Qiyun shouted as he walked, so excited that he wanted to hug the ant jasmine and kiss wildly.
"Stupid! Don't make noise!
He was immediately hit in the head by the ant-jasmine.
She didn't understand Yu Qiyun's mission, so she naturally didn't understand why this blue goods were so excited.
For Yu Qiyun.
Poisoning in a cannibalistic jungle is the worst thing that can happen, not only does it not protect your companions, but it becomes a drag.
Because since entering the Amazon jungle, Yu Qiyun has relied on his alert mind, vigorous skills, and proud smile, no matter whether the arrogant Li Enchanting admits it or not, in fact, Yu Qiyun has become a veritable leader of this five-person expedition team.
Therefore, as the backbone of the Lord, he must not fall.
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Ant Jasmine helped Yu Qiyun stumble all the way.
Walk carefully among the fallen leaves, the tentacles tremble, search for any trace of abnormal smell in the air, and sense any clues, so as to make predictions of danger in advance.
Finally, after turning a patch of weeds, he climbed up a dirt slope and stopped under a bush on the mound.
It is a condescending place, surrounded by low weeds, and you can not only see the four roads, but also listen to all directions.
There happened to be a broken husk under the tree.
Ant Jasmine and Yu Qiyun are hidden behind the husk.
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"Alright, I'll start giving you the detoxification now. Ant Jasmine put down Yu Qiyun's arm and straightened her tentacles, like a human girl combing her braids.
Yu Qiyun's eyes widened, seeing that she had no long objects, and she was curious about what she would do?
"Listen, I have two ways to solve it for you, you choose, one is to use my mouth, and the other is to use my ass ......"
"You, you, you... What do you mean?" Yu Qiyun's mouth opened into an O, and he took a few steps back.
"Didn't I say it before, I'm okay because my body is poisonous, and I fight poison with poison, so, I let you choose, do you want me to let my saliva solve it, or use my urine?"
"Do you understand?"
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Yu Qiyun understood, completely confused.
After a long time, he asked with a sad face, "Is there any other way?"
"No!" replied Jasmine!
Her tentacles wrinkled, a little angry.
This guy is still not a man? This little thing is even more like a mother-in-law!
Or kiss the mouth!
Or drink urine!
How easy!
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"What the hell do you want? hurry up!" she urged.
What else can I do?" Yu Qiyun sighed, pondered for a moment, and showed a helpless smile: "Use your saliva......
Ant Jasmine's body was originally a head taller than Yu Qiyun, equivalent to more than 1.8 meters of a human being, and he pedaled to Yu Qiyun.
Holding Yu Qiyun in his arms, he tore open the blue worm's lips with his teeth, and a stream of cold saliva rushed into Yu Qiyun's throat......
That's it.
The first kiss prepared for a human girl for more than twenty years was taken away by an ant girl.
Ant Jasmine put down Yu Qiyun.
Yu Qiyun staggered and sat on the ground.
Ant Jasmine looked down at him, saw that Yu Qiyun's face was still a little blue, and asked, "Is your head still dizzy?"
Yu Qiyun shook his head and nodded, his mind began to get confused......
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Xiaoqiang said happily: Brother Yu, my heart also grows on my ass!
I smiled evilly: Thank you for reminding me! The next time you disobey and spank your ass, I'll hit the point...... Truly, abruptly!
Xiaoqiang fainted and fell to the ground
When I woke up, I kept pumping myself in the mouth again......