I took a taxi to Cunjinzhuang Garden, ten minutes earlier than Li Xiaomei's agreed time. I was greeted by a delicate woman about thirty years old, with just the right amount of makeup, wearing a short water-red cheongsam, not tall, but concave and firm, very spiritual.

You are Li Xiaomei's friend, right? The delicate woman greeted her with a smile and introduced herself, I am Liu Qing, the willow of the willow tree, the sunny sunny, and the owner of this garden.

Liu Qing took me through a few corridors, settled me in a small pavilion under a dense leaf, and said, I am Xiaomei's friend, she should be there soon, you sit for a while, I will come when I go.

At this time, I realized what it means to be a real mountain without dew, and this inconspicuous inconspicuous garden on the outside is really a cave inside, with pavilions and pavilions, champs ponds, green trees, lawns, flower platforms, and fountains...... In the light at dusk, there is a bit of mystery.

More than ten minutes later, Liu Qing turned back, covered her mobile phone as she walked, and said in a suppressed voice, What's the matter, where are you, why are you so ....... Liu Qing put down the phone, looked very embarrassed, and said to me, this Li Xiaomei has never been on time, she is late every time, and she is addicted to being late......

When it was time to eat, two more women came in, a man, both in their twenties and thirties. One of them, who should be a couple or newly married, always holding hands and looking very intimate.

Liu Qing was looking for a topic, and Li Xiaomei was counted. I know that because Li Xiaomei has not yet come, it is the first time for me to meet them, so the scene is relatively deserted and the atmosphere is also very awkward. Liu Qing talked about Silas, and her words were incoherent, but she was actually delaying time.

Later, the gentleman came to me in a hurry, handed me a cigarette, and said, "Do you smoke?" I said, "Okay." The impasse opened.

Once the impasse is opened, it will be easy to handle, and everyone will talk about you and me. First of all, he started by criticizing Li Xiaomei, saying that Li Xiaomei always procrastinates in doing things, has no heart and lungs, and has not seen any ...... for many years. Later, I talked about this inch of Jinzhuang Garden, talked about Liu Qing, and said that the changes here are really big, I haven't seen her for a few months, and I am almost unrecognizable, but this hostess is still the same, she is eighteen years old, and she is about to become a fine ....... Later, everyone turned to me......

For this sake, I'm a pig, the stupidest pig in the world, and I know what's going on. Li Xiaomei, this ghostly thing, she asked me to come to this inch of Jinzhuang Garden, and then deliberately delayed my arrival, the purpose is to let her chicken friends and dog friends visit and investigate me like a giant panda, and then issue an analysis report, so that she can make a decision. What kind of date is this, what is the difference between this and the Hongmen Banquet, as long as I am not careful, I may be wiped out of the house.

Once I understand Li Xiaomei's sinister intentions, I am full of confidence, the so-called soldiers will block, water will flood, Mount Tai will collapse in front, eyes do not blink, heart does not beat, I do not move, nothing more than to see the move, see how they move.

However, I clearly overestimated them. Don't look at what they ask this and that, in fact, they are all extremely simple questions, I don't know how to lay out, set up, dig pits, and I won't invite you into the urn, so I will throw myself into the net and be buried alive by them. These pediatric questions, such as, what is the relationship between the secretary and the leader, what is the secretary busy with in a day, and how did Li Xiaomei and I meet...... Wait, I'll just say a few words.

What do you think Li Xiaomei looks like? The man who handed me a cigarette finally made a move. As soon as you make a move, it's extraordinary.

What kind of person does Li Xiaomei look like? He doesn't ask what kind of person Li Xiaomei is?

To reply to this seemingly innocuous question, the difficulty is to find such a person, this person and Li Xiaomei, whether it is appearance, temperament, or even experience, etc., must be somewhat similar. What's even harder is that the person has to be a celebrity, a well-known public figure. You say that Li Xiaomei is like Zhou Xiaoyu and Wang Daya...... , even if Li Xiaomei and them are carved out of the same mold, this answer is not satisfactory, because people don't know who Zhou Xiaoyu and Wang Daya are......

Seeing that I couldn't answer for a while, the man was a little flustered, handed me another cigarette, and said, You won't say that Li Xiaomei is like Li Xiaomei, right? Everyone else laughed.

I said it a long time ago, and I said it over and over again, I just can't be forced, and as soon as you force it, it will burst out with huge energy, and there will be shocking performances. Just when everyone thought they were stumped me, a woman's figure floated in front of me in time -

I said in a very modest tone, there is a person who is still a world celebrity, and Li Xiaomei is really like her......

At this juncture, Li Xiaomei suddenly came to us and said, "I'm sorry, I'm late, I'm sorry."

Liu Qing wanted to beckon everyone to the table for dinner, but the man who asked the question didn't agree, and said, let our big secretary finish talking and then eat.

I know that he will not die if he does not see the Yellow River, and he will not cry when he does not see the coffin. So, I slowly pronounced a name—

Monica Perucci

Then I saw gaping mouths and astonished stares...... However, there was no applause, no approval, no questioning, no rebuttal......

Well, eat. Liu Qing beckoned everyone to the table, and the rest of the matter was relatively smooth. Soon, in less than an hour, the meal was over. Then, the two women said to the man that there was something else, and gave Li Xiaomei an apology and an apologetic excuse, and walked away on the front foot.

Li Xiaomei went out to send off friends, but she didn't come back for a long time, and only me and Liu Qing were left in the house.

To be honest, tonight's dinner was really thrilling for me. Especially for the answer to the question just now, the demeanor shown by everyone made me feel palpitations.

Liu Qing seemed to see through my thoughts, and said, I didn't eat tonight, or I will invite you to have a supper later.

I was very touched by Liu Qing's sincerity and understanding. Liu Qing went on to say, Li Xiaomei, this girl, it is usually very rare to get together with me, tonight, she asked you out, this is the first, she said that she wanted to thank you, thank you for helping her so much, especially when she encountered difficulties. Second, let you know a few friends, and let us know you, of course, it is also a test to test you. You can't mind, Li Xiaomei has never brought anyone to test us, you are the first......

Liu Qing deliberately said the three words "first" heavily and slowly, and then changed the conversation and asked me, how did you think of Monica Perucci?

Monica Perucci, she has soul-stirring eyes, a delicate posture, and a cold temperament...... All of this, it seems that a shadow can be found in Li Xiaomei......

When you say this, it's really like that, Li Xiaomei and the goddess are really a little similar! Liu Qing said, I also know Monica Perucci from "The Beautiful Legend of Sicily", that is the goddess in the hearts of many men, and it is also the dream in the hearts of my women. God gave her all the best she could wish for, but did not give her the happiness she wanted......

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Li Xiaomei and I left Cunjinzhuang at ten o'clock. Li Xiaomei drove, and I sat in the passenger seat. Li Xiaomei was in a good mood, and as soon as she got in the car, she kept talking, mainly praising her chicken friends and dogs, with happy expressions on her face. Li Xiaomei saw that I didn't interject for a long time, and squeaked!

You didn't sleep, did you?!

Didn't sleep, listen.

To be honest, what is your impression of Liu Qing?

It's good, it's good.

Where's the good?

Didn't you just say it all? Li Xiaomei, you don't want to be a matchmaker, do you?

To Liu Qing, aren't you a little excited?

I don't like you Li Xiaomei. My heart has long since moved away. Otherwise, I would have been tempted by you that night......

Squeak! Li Xiaomei braked again. This time, Li Xiaomei stopped the car and looked at me angrily, her face flushed.

I can't fucking control this stinky mouth, I can't wait to slap it 10,000 times.

You make it clear to me. Li Xiaomei's tears are about to come out.

I can't see a woman crying the most. As soon as the woman cried, I was in a mess and at a loss, so I had to confess honestly and frankly-

In fact, I am a person who has seen a woman's body, and when I saw my girlfriend Su Jing's body, even if it was the tip of the iceberg, I would be so excited that I wanted to pounce on it and nibble on ....... But that night, my heart was really still, I didn't sit still, and I didn't think about it at all. Li Xiaomei was naked, curled up in the sofa, soaking wet with alcohol...... I think I must have regarded her as my dearest person, and I just wanted to cherish her, protect her, and not let her be hurt in the slightest......

……

Really? Li Xiaomei was stunned for a while before she gradually came back to her senses.

I didn't say anything. I know that silence is the best answer at this moment.

Li Xiaomei started the car and drove out slowly. Just a few hundred meters away, Li Xiaomei turned her face and glanced at me, as if she was smiling, and said, you won't have a problem, right?

Dog thing, if there is something wrong with Lao Tzu, you will know if you try it!

There was another slam on the brakes, and my head snapped against the backrest of the front row......