"Oh, I'm not from Hollywood, it's too hard!" Toby said he couldn't act. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Try it, I'll say if you can't pass it. Howard nodded, "Colin, my plan is simple - get ahead of the curve. God forbid it's late at night, and other media don't have time to report it, so we come by ourselves, we make a whole story overnight, before they slander you, whitewash yourself and tell the facts, and then before dawn, send the press release to the newspaper, tweet to the celebrity, and send the video to the TV station, they will be happy to get the finished news without doing anything, some media may have a different position and insist on slandering you, it doesn't matter, by the time their news comes out, the news we want to see is already flying all over the sky. ”

"Can I add some ingredients to it?" Li Colin was very satisfied with this plan, "We not only have to defend ourselves, Toby and I must not only shake hands and make peace, we also have to share the same hatred!"

Howard snapped his fingers with great enjoyment: "Of course, let's the river!!I totally understand and like your plan, they think we're out of luck this time? No, it's them who are unlucky! Li Colin is just an eye-catching gimmick, and it's the river that will really be pressed to the ground and stuck with a stick!"

Lin Xiaozao pointed at Howard and said, "Mr. Li! I can't accept his scale anymore! How can he say that word so many times in one sentence!"

"It's okay, just listen to it and get used to it. Li Colin high-fived and urged, "Let's start!"

……

An hour later, the material was basically done, and now everyone had to go their separate ways to do their jobs, Howard pulled Li Colin alone to the backyard of the hospital, and took out a pack of Marlboro to share with Li Collin.

"Thanks, don't smoke. ”

"You're a person who hasn't experienced stress. Howard smiled and lit one himself, "I'm not here to ask you to smoke, I'm here to say something important." I need to smoke to be more conscious, and if I hate the smell of smoke I can say I'm sorry, but I still smoke. ”

"It's okay to smoke, I just can't stand the chatter!"

"Good, good, long story short, you know, I just left public television, and now I have a sense of relief, and there is a lot of nonsense. Howard hugged Li Collin's shoulder seriously, "Baby, I think you have a policy that is completely wrong, and as your supervisor, I need to remind you, seriously remind you." ”

"I'm listening. ”

"Your biggest mistake is that you're trying to please everybody. ”

“……”

"How?"

"I'm thinking, you continue. ”

Howard took a puff on his cigarette to cheer himself up: "Today I watched all of your interviews over and over again, chewing on every one of your remarks, and I think you're trying to please everybody." ”

"No, I'm attacking refugees and some unscrupulous financial institutions. ”

"Let's stop talking nonsense, I'll just talk about the people. Howard further said, "It's hard for me to find your flaws in your formal speeches and debates, so the result is a bunch of long nonsense. The people who want to attack you can't find a flaw, so they say 'I am Hitler'. ”

"Isn't that a good thing, you mean I'm going to show my flaws and make people attack?"

"It's not that simple, you're quite successful now, because what you're saying is worth scrutinizing, it makes sense, it's in line with people's expectations. But now, Colin, you have to admit that you're in trouble, because 'I'm Hitler.'" ”

Li Colin nodded: "I admit that I shouldn't say this, and I will try my best to avoid adding to it in the future." ”

"No, no, no, you haven't realized what I'm talking about. Howard lit a second cigarette, "It's not your fault, you haven't been a mediator, but Donald, he must know what I'm going to say." Colin, have you ever wondered why 'I'm Hitler' is such a thing?"

"Because...... There are a lot of people like Toby?"

"Toby a lot, that's a fact, it's nonsense, okay...... Let's think about it from another angle, you're hot right now, right?"

"At the level of state legislator contenders, yes. ”

"Then I'll tell you, people who are on fire need labels, and unfortunately, these labels are not necessarily good, like Zinedine Zidane, whose Marseille maneuver has been forgotten, on the contrary, the image of him hitting an idiot with his head has become his label, and Tyson, who bites off other people's ears and becomes a label, and I won't talk about those glamorous doors or whatever, I mean, people always pay more attention to ugly things, stupid things, irritating things, simple things, people don't care how hard you try. ”

Lee Colin thinks so, like Silly Root, whose films are almost forgotten, people only pay attention to him and his wife and his agent, and more people don't go to the movies, they only talk about scandals, just like more California voters don't watch Lee Colin's speeches and debates, they only pay attention to the communist Hitler.

"Then what should I do?" Lee Colin was finally conquered by Howard at this moment, and this disgusting man had a reason to become the director of a television station.

"I want to explain first, Colin, this is not the dictatorship of idiots, you and I are like this, no one is exempt, when you think Toby is an idiot, in fact, you have done the same thing, you feel very innocent, very wronged, in fact, you have also hurt innocent people. Howard immediately asked, "Hilton, for example, do you hear this word when you think of the hotel or the commotion?"

"Hotel. ”

"Don't lie, it's not interesting, I've looked at all your tweets and Facebook in a few years. ”

Li Colin shook his head helplessly, in fact, it was Colin Li's hair.

"Well, I'm thinking of Parry Hilton, she has too many scandals. ”

"I'll quote a message you sent four years ago—" Howard read out on his phone, "Hilton is actually a hotel?

Li Colin smiled dryly: "I'm not very mature...... This won't stop my campaign from being run by the hotel guys, will it?"

"It's okay, it's not a big deal, because everybody thinks Hilton is like that, you're on the same page as everybody else, no one will blame you, but they'll make them like you, and I've seen a lot of people in the comments affirming your remarks and asking if you're planning to sleep with her. Howard took back his phone and asked, "So, even if you're Colin, you only think she's a super-sassy Bichi, and you don't know that she's actually a successful actor, model, singer, writer, and businessman, right?"

"How successful is she?"

"She's starred in a lot of movies, she's designed a lot of best-selling fragrances, she's created a series of luxury brands, she's expanded her hotel empire into a hotel luxury empire, you know how hard she works?"

"I don't really know that. ”

"Would you like to find out, would you have the leisure to find out? Would you go to her movies, or try to see her perfumes and see if they were seductive?"

"No interest ......"

"So look, if you define someone like Toby as a fool, you're one of those fools, and people misunderstand you because you're taken out of context, and you misunderstand Hilton because she likes to sleep with all kinds of men. And to be honest, in this day and age, is it wrong to like to sleep with all kinds of men? She's a super rich woman!"

"You're right, Howard. Li Colin had to nod and admit, "Maybe it's not because of stupidity, it's just a minimum of human nature, not everyone has time to understand every truth, labeling is inevitable." ”

"That's right, so Colin, you need labels, you need to have some labels like 'I'm Hitler,' and now people don't have a choice, they can only see 'I'm Hitler,' just like people can only see Hilton sleeping with men, Hilton doesn't care, she really wants to sleep with all kinds of men, but you're going to campaign, you can't let the Hitler label get wild. ”

"I thought I had labels, like correcting mistakes, changing America, or saving Johnny, tolerating Lindsey or something. ”

"Oh...... These are less tempting than a week's worth of fries, and 'I am Hitler' is like a roast pigeon just baked! That's your mistake Colin, it's impossible for you to try to please everybody and want people to remember you because of these righteous labels. All of this, what mistakes, what Americans, what Johnny, it's all, no one will remember, and no one will have the leisure to know how you can correct it! On the contrary, if you decide to be Hitler, it's fantastic! People just like to die about it, and people who can't go to your speech will pay attention to it. That's the media, that's public opinion, and you have to accept it, because you're like that, and you're doing it to Hilton. ”

"But shouldn't politicians please everyone?"

"You're different, I can't look at you by the standards of a politician, I have to look at you like a celebrity. Howard lit a third cigarette, "And didn't Eric tell you? Even a politician doesn't try to please everybody, then he's finished! So there's the Democrats and the Republicans, so you have to show your attitude towards abortion, LGBT, taxes, all that bullshit stuff, every politician is going to curry favor with someone he thinks is more important." People's positions vary widely, to fight for the majority, that's all. If you want to please everyone, no one will stand with you in the end, because they just want to have an abortion, but you don't care about that. ”

"It's not Howard, no position on LGBT is my position, it's a position in itself, you know what I mean? Some people just like it, and I flattered them, understand?"

"Of course, of course I understand, let's go back to the media. Howard said seriously, "These positions are not strong enough, not seductive enough, to have some provocative positions, some stupid positions, to make people remember you because of these positions, so that to hell with Hitler." You know what your hottest label was before 'I'm Hitler'?"

"The son of a bribe-giver?"

"That's weaker, you really need a media director urgently. I'll tell you what-" Howard wanted to laugh, "Jenny's and eating Jenny." ”

"No wonder the JS Legion is all the rage. ”

"Yes, that's the way it is, you're hot, but you don't have the right label, so people put something on you, and they don't care about your with Albert, they care more about and Hitler. Howard said with interest, "Do you know how Kobe Bryant survived the 'sexual assault scandal'? He won a championship! Do you know how Mike Jackson faced people's doubts about his plastic surgery? He died!"

“…… The last analogy is not good. ”

"Let's just say from the perspective of the media, 'death' is more impactful than 'plastic surgery', so 'he's dead' defeats 'he's plastic surgery', people remember him because he's dead, to hell with plastic surgery or something. ”

"So I'm going to kill myself?"

"Hahaha, if you commit suicide, this will definitely change immediately! River will be prosecuted! People will realize how much they have hurt you! What you have worked on will be reported wildly, and you will go from being scolded to being a heartthrob in one day! Albert will be forced to resign. It's going to be the greatest work of art I've ever been in the media industry! Can you Colin, I'm going to!"

"Yes, the only one who is unlucky is me, I'm dead!

"There is no need to go offline, there is no offline at all, every day, each of us is creating new offline, before the advent of the bullshit thing of the Internet, it took us 10 years to reduce 10%, because TV stations and newspapers are relatively self-disciplined, but since this thing appeared, we can reduce it by 10% in a month, your thinking is behind this speed, so you are being preempted!" Eric threw away the cigarette butt and crushed it with his foot, "So Colin, the next time, let's think of a non-inferior one." Die', you have to say something stupid, or something extreme, these words must offend some people, so that others will like you, you just have to make sure that the majority likes you, and then people will start to spread wildly, so that you break through, and it won't be long before the communist Hitler is the leftover from a week ago. ”

"It's not what I'm good at, I'm not stupid or extreme. ”

"Perhaps...... Should we put together a 'stupid' team?"

"Over to you!"

"OK!" Howard shook hands with Colin again, "Finally, don't forget, don't try to please everyone, that's tiring, that's impossible, in my opinion, that's what makes you feel miserable right now." ”

"Is that impossible?"

"Of course, first of all, there is a completely opposite fundamental position in this world! Even if everyone has the same wealth, IQ, race, nationality, and still has a position that cannot be changed and cannot be pleased at the same time!" Howard felt that he had spoken to the most essential part, "That is gender! There are two genders in this world, men and Bichi! Jesus can't come down to please both men and Bichi!"

"Okay...... Bichi is a ...... of gender."

As the sun rose on a new day, Li Colin felt much better.

Howard is right, it's impossible to please everyone, don't try to please everyone, now, think of a stupid label to put on your head!

"How about Jenny's cheating. "This seems to be quite popular, let's get Jenny and O'Neill together, and my black bodyguard soaked my girlfriend, is that funny?"

"I'm okay with that, people will sympathize with you for that...... At the same time, I will forgive you for fighting a black man......" Howard looked at Li Colin with some tears and laughter, "You are so powerful Colin, I have never seen anyone learn so fast and have no bottom line!"

"Famous teacher and apprentice!"

"It's time to say that the dirty master is a cheap apprentice!"

"That's not enough impact Howard, how about the 'dirty master'?"

"You're too tender, don't compare this with me-'master rare apprentice'!"

The two men laughed and returned to the hospital hallway. Let's get started, don't please everyone, get the damn media!(To be continued.) )