Lin Xiaozao quickly found the video, clicked on it, and five people, including Jenny and the doctor, enjoyed the clip together. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

In fact, this is no longer an editing, it is a "ghost animal", an exaggerated splicing of some videos with high-density crazy splicing to achieve a comedic effect, and a spoof video with a sense of music to give people a sense of joy.

Just "I'm Hitler" can't make a great ghost animal, this material is too short and too little, so River did some research in the stock library, fortunately they don't need too old material, just need to look forward for a week to find what they need, that is, on the day Donald was imprisoned.

When Lee Colin was surrounded by reporters in front of the Universal Building because of Donald's imprisonment, he coped with it brilliantly, and set aside a small area to set up an open-air bar for the reporters to drink tea, and at the end he made a joke: "In this area, we practice communism." ”

There is no doubt that "in this area" has been ruthlessly erased from a material point of view.

So this video turned into Li Colin smiling and telling everyone: "We practice communism!"

Find some irrelevant videos of Li Collin, pick out some of his actions in the debate, some individual words, and with dynamic music, a spoof ghost animal came into being, if you have watched the cute divine comedy ppap, it will be easy to understand this spoof-

Li Colin raised his left hand from the podium: "I am communist!"

Li Colin raised his right hand on the podium: "I am Hitler!"

Li Colin clasped his hands together: "I am communist Hitler!"

Li Colin smiled and raised eyebrows in the middle of the debate.

Li Colin raised his left hand: "I am a dictatorship of public opinion!"

Li Colin raised his right hand: "I am Hitler!"

"I am the dictatorship of the people, Hitler!"

Li Colin's expression followed the music and smiled.

"Communist Hitler!"

"The dictatorship of the will of Hitler!"

"Popular dictatorship, communist Hitler!"

Li Colin laughed cheaply.

"Hahaha!" Li Colin couldn't stand it and laughed, "This TM is fine! How many words do they have to knead into it?"

Toby looked at Li Colin inexplicably: "I didn't think it was funny, what's so funny about this?"

Jenny covered her mouth and said, "Mainly in the end, the dictatorship of the people, the communist Hitler, what the hell is that?"

"I don't think it's funny, Miss Roberts. Lin Xiaozao said with a calm face, "Now that communism has also been dug up, Mr. Li has been involved with extremists in the eyes of all Americans." ”

"Don't worry, darling. Li Colin waved his hand and stood up, "If you want me to see this, River gloating too much, they don't know what it means to add to the snake." Come to think of it, I can't be both Hitler and Stalin, right? So everybody knows, it's funny, it's, there's nothing lethal about this video. On the contrary, some people will be like Toby, who don't understand what the joke is, and even Toby knows that this is already a malicious editing with no bottom line, and they have forcibly stitched together the words I said in different scenes, which is no longer taken out of context, it is a fabrication and slander. ”

"That's what it means!" Toby punched Colin again, "because I know who Colin is now, and I'm so angry! They're a blatant insult, and I've got a bit of a sense of humor, but I don't think it's funny at all." ”

"It's still funny...... Jenny laughed beside her, "after all these days, I've finally seen something funny!"

"Oh! I didn't expect you to be so vicious!" Toby said disdainfully, "I mistrusted you!"

"Ignore her brother, she's a hypocritical Bichi. Li Colin stretched out his right fist.

The two fisted again.

Jenny thought about it for a moment, and finally ran out of the exam crying.

The doctor in the consultation room was probably the only one who was calm, and he made his own suggestion: "Mr. Li, you should sue them, if the previous news is not good, this should be enough." ”

"I'm still thinking about it......"

"I understand, I understand!" the doctor understood, "there is no need to rush to send a lawyer's letter, make them more crazy and make more mistakes!"

Toby looked at the two people in confusion: "I don't understand what you're talking about anymore!"

The phone on Lin Xiaozao's body rang.

It is necessary to explain that there are about 7 pockets sewn on the inside of Lin Xiaozao's jacket, and 6 phones are placed inside, which are Li Kelin's personal phone, the company's official phone, the campaign official phone, the phone that specializes in operating Twitter and Facebook, Lin Xiaozao's private phone and Lin Xiaozao's official phone.

The ringtones of these phones are subtly different, and only Lin Xiaozao himself can recognize them.

Without hesitation, she pulled out the phone in the third inner pocket on the left side of her dress.

"Your personal phone number Mr. Lee. Lin Xiaozao handed the phone to Li Kelin.

"Come on, I'm not available, let these calls die. ”

"Okay, Mr. Lee. Lin Xiaozao hung up the phone, "It's amazing, there is no caller ID, is it a new security technology for harassing calls?"

"Wait...... Give me the phone!" Li Colin was stunned for a moment, as if he remembered something.

It was too late, the call had already been hung up and there was no way to call back.

If memory serves, the incomprehensible telesales at the time said that I would return in a week!

"Little date......" Li Colin put down the phone blankly, "How long has it been since Donald was arrested?"

Lin Xiaozao replied after a little calculation: "It's just a week." ”

"......" Li Colin covered his head, regretting it too late.

It's 300,000 words, how come it's only been a week! Who still remembers what happened 300,000 words ago!

At this time, a rough man who was very different from the scene entered the examination room, he pointed outside and asked, "What did you do to that Bichi?"

Li Colin and Howard have never met, but he knows that only this man can say the word "Bichi" so heartily and improvisely, this must be Mr. Howard!

"Howard?" said Li Collin, shaking off his frustration at missing the telesale, "You must be Howard." ”

"First meeting. Howard stepped forward to shake hands, "I need to state that I will do my job well, but I won't kneel on the mat like your other employees to feed your ********!!" Lin Xiaozao's glasses jumped angrily, "Are you targeting me!"

"No, no, no, I'm not just targeting you, but ......" Howard turned back to Louise and Addo, who had just entered the door, "and you, you, you, you, you." ”

"My employees don't have to give me ***, don't be so lawless. Li Colin raised his hand and warned, "I don't care if you have a story with Louise and Addo, but my assistant is innocent." If there is only one woman in the world who is not Bichi, it can only be Lin Xiaozao, and no one can target her except me. ”

"Take it easy, boss!" Howard laughed and raised his hand, "This joke is too heavy?"

"There's no limit to the jokes between you and me. Li Colin also raised his arms and smiled, "But don't involve Lin Xiaozao, and O'Neal, you are not allowed to make jokes that O'Neill doesn't like." ”

"And me, and me, boss!!" Louise threw a wistful look at Li Corlin, "Don't let Howard bully me!"

"Then it might as well kill Howard. Lee Colin smiled and held out his right hand to Howard, "Colin Lee." ”

"That's right, I like you, as Eric said, you're just unreasonably attractive. Howard shook hands with Lee Colin and immediately looked at Toby, "You're the one who made me let go of the recruit girl who just came to the door? You owe me $400 man." ”

"$400, that's pretty!" Toby said, surprised.

"Stop talking nonsense, how far are we now?" Howard said, "What have we done during this time other than to make Jenny cry and run out." ”

Li Colin immediately pulled Toby: "The two of us have released their previous suspicions and are intimate." ”

Lin Xiaozao added on the side: "This matter is only spreading on Twitter for the time being, it's strange, it's been two hours." ”

"You don't understand, it won't start until 10 a.m. tomorrow. Howard laughed, "This kind of broken news is not worth the overtime pay of so many people, it will probably start at nine o'clock tomorrow morning and come out at 10 o'clock." As for online media, most users have already gone to bed, and it will be tomorrow morning that Li Colin violently beat up black people. ”

Toby didn't forget to complain: "Colin didn't, it was O'Neill who beat me!"

Howard squinted his eyes and said: "It's useless to tell me, people don't care, the media doesn't care, no one knows who this big guy is, but everyone knows Li Colin." Besides, blacks and blacks can't fight on TV, and Li Colin needs to fight blacks. Li Colin can't be on TV if he talks nonsense, and he needs Li Colin to say that he is Hitler, understand?"

"It's about capturing hot spots without a bottom line. Lin Xiaozao nodded beside him.

"I'm a fast learner. Howard agreed, "The TV media is okay, but the online media is excessive, for example, it was rumored that Angelina Jolie was pregnant, but no one could catch Angelina Jolie taking pictures, so they would put a photo of their wife's pregnancy in the news, and then use words the size of a mosquito's leg to note 'This is not Angelina's belly'." ”

"Anyway, we're going to do something about it now. Li Colin asked, "Eric believes that you are capable of turning the tide, I hired you to offend women all over the world, you should give me something, right?"

"Ado, are you still stunned?" Howard nodded at Li Corin, "First of all, you guys just had to redo the treatment again, I'm going to take a picture, I know Toby has already seen Colin's debate, but he has to watch it again, once again surprised, once again blamed himself, once again apologized, once again to let go of his suspicions." (To be continued.) )