015 My stupid brother!

Jenny was a little reassured by the written results, whose ideas on paper were more rational and neutral than their words, which is why Li called for face-to-face polls, to dig up what is more real beneath what people say on paper, and that written language is often less accurate and less sincere. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

After a brief discussion with Eric, the group settled on only one workable slogan -

Attracted investment to establish Santa Monica Beach Resort.

This is a down-to-earth thing, promoting Santa Monica, and at the same time promoting the tourism economy, and at least hundreds of jobs can appear, which will benefit and harmless, but it is difficult for Li Colin to really do it. But it doesn't matter, most politicians will shout some slogans that cannot be practiced, and Li Colin has at least more money than them to do it himself.

During the interval after the discussion, Jenny borrowed Eric to go to the toilet and Lin Xiaozao to deal with chores, grabbed Li Colin and asked, "Colin, you don't really think so, do you?" ”

"Which do you say?"

"All of them, these terrible tendencies in the polls. ”

"It doesn't matter what I think. Li Colin smiled and threw the polls into the shredder, "It's good if they're happy!"

"Is it all about winning votes?"

"Of course, it's none of my business whether the Santa Monica people are doing well or not?"

"Don't you think that's despicable?" said Jenny, with a look of disdain.

"And what do you think a politician is?" Lee Colin laughed, "Do you really think that Obam wants gays to get married? Do you really think that Pukki wants to kill all homosexuals? Do you really think that Booth is keen to blow up Iraqi civilians with missiles? Do you really think that Truman wants to raze Hiroshima to the ground?"

"That's their responsibility, the choice they have to face as president!"

"Then I'm the same, if I want to be a councillor, I'm going to meet people's expectations, and if they hate the RB people who buy houses, I'm responsible for getting rid of them. ”

"But you know, people's choices aren't necessarily right!"

"So is my choice the right one?"

"You're at least highly educated and know the trade-offs!"

"Then I'm telling you, the Founding Sage HSD didn't even go to elementary school, and the notorious Nixon was a lawyer who graduated from a prestigious university. ”

"Don't compare you to these presidents!"

"Then I can at least compare to Philip, you live in the fourth district, what has this guy done?"

"I admit that Philip is almost good for politics other than to stir up Hispanic sentiments, but at least he won't do anything rebellious!"

"Being in his position and not seeking his own politics is a great rebellion!"

"I don't understand you!"

Li Colin scratched his head, it was indeed difficult to forcibly express the Chinese colloquial in English, and he waved his hand and said: "I have no intention of arguing with you, if you are not happy here and do not want to help, you can leave immediately!"

"I ...... I won't leave!" Jenny stared at Li Collin, "I'm going to stay by your side all the time to prevent you from doing something terrible!"

"Oh my God, you should go back to Roger with him!

In the middle of the argument, Eric knocked on the door and went back to the room, and when he saw the two of them, he laughed and said, "It's my fault for this, every time I pee, it's a world war for someone my age." ”

Jenny said solemnly: "Mr. Lansell, I want you to give him the necessary warning during the election process, instead of fueling the fire!"

"Little girl, you're so anxious. "Colin was just coaxing a girl into bed and telling him 'Oh my God, you're beautiful,' and that's it, politicians like Colin are the safest." ”

"Safe?" Jenny asked with a wink.

"Yes, do you think that Hitler would shout before he came to power that he was going to start World War II?" Eric, gently explained, "and the safest thing about Colin was that he was apolitical and did everything according to the will of the people." Believe me, those politicians who hold high the banner of human rights and pursue egalitarianism are monsters who are even more extreme than Stalin. ”

Jenny looked at Eric blankly, and had to say that this truth was very convincing from the mouth of this old man who had experienced many vicissitudes: "So do you have any inclinations?"

"I'm just a Magneto-looking staff member, and Colin paid me to do things for him. Eric walked slowly and began to play the role of a kind old grandfather, "And you're just a kind little girl, you shouldn't be involved in politics." ”

As he was talking, Lin Xiaozao knocked on the door and came in: "Mr. Li, a friend took the initiative to contact you, video call." ”

"Oh?" Li Colin immediately shook off Jenny, he used to have many wealthy fox friends and dogs, if they could each come up with $10,000 to fund the campaign, the budget would be much more, Li Colin walked to the TV, "Received on TV." ”

Soon, the picture is accompanied by the noisy shouts of countless children, and a standard blonde beautiful man appears in the picture, if there is a picture of Prince Charming in the fairy tale, he must be like this!

It's just that now this beautiful man is surrounded by a group of children, and the scene is very chaotic.

The beautiful man looked at Li Colin wearing such a decent suit on his mobile phone, and while his face was shocked, he couldn't help but let out an opera aria-style eulogy-

"My stupid brother!!!"

"Goodbye!!" Li Colin reached out to turn off the TV.

"Is it Matthew?!!! Jenny not far away came to the end, rushed to the TV to stop Li Colin's behavior, and said to the camera, "Matthew, come and help him, he's stimulated." ”

"Miss Roberts. The beautiful man immediately became normal and nodded politely.

At this moment, a 'boy' about 40 years old with a slapstick on the screen blocked the camera and handed the paper crane he had just folded forward: "Mr. Councillor, look how well I fold it!"

"It was great. Matthew laughed and sent the guy away.

"What the hell are you in!" Li Colin noticed that Matthew was surrounded by similar beings.

Matthew used his phone to photograph the children around him who didn't look normal: "A school with intellectual disabilities, I hope that my charming face can raise more donations." ”

"You're going to live there!Get a mentally retarded boyfriend!Congratulations on finding a home!!"

"Even if it's a retarded ......," Matthew said with his usual charming expression, "I must be the most handsome." ”

Jenny smiled when she saw this: "Matthew is always so humorous~"

Li Colin pointed to the TV and scolded: "Can't you see it?! He's not joking! It's just narcissism!!"