"Okay, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 "If I become a councilor, I will legislate a ban on hair dyeing and let people show their original hair color instead of dying themselves as blonde beauties and disguise themselves as purebred Persian cats." ”

The first question made Jenny almost throw the pen on Li Colin's head.

"I never dye my hair, it's my natural hair color!"

Jenny's heart is actually like this: Lao Niang is a pure-blooded Persian cat!!Don't confuse Lao Niang with those AV actors who dye their hair blonde in order to sell a few more DVDs!

Voters rejoiced, they had never heard of such polls, nor had they ever seen such a parliamentarian.

Li Colin waved his hand and said, "I don't care about this, Jenny, you just need to answer these on paper and let me know your attitude." Now what you do, I'm afraid it's hard to get $50. ”

"Damn! I'm so serious!" Jenny angrily scribbled on the paper, "It's a fool to support you!"

"Hey, beauty! you can't say that!" the hip-hop guy said, "I'm very supportive of this! It's so funny! I really hope Mr. Lee can be elected to the council! So I can know who is the real blonde beauty and who is the golden retriever Bichi!"

"Haha!" The guy who was traveling with him also raised his hand, and the two of them high-fived excitedly.

Well, these two are idiots among idiots!

Li Colin laughed and said, "I like you, just call me Colin." ”

"I like you too, Colin!"

"You're all idiots!" Jenny covered her head, beginning to regret helping Lee Colin with this stupid poll.

"Alright, let's get started, everyone get their pens, I'm going to start asking questions. ”

Li Colin glanced at these voters, and showed their favorability on their heads, and within this range, it can be seen that through the conversation just now, the favorability of most people has improved, but among them, the people who seem to be more sensible, and the favorability of most women has decreased, and it seems that banning hair dyeing is not a good thing for them!

Calling them in for a poll is precisely to observe their reactions, and Li Colin wants to test his campaign rhetoric in advance, although it is possible to write things down and entrust his assistants to do it, but then he will not be able to directly see the feelings of the voters, and the voters will not be able to directly see his speech.

"First of all, Philip is an idiot who does nothing, and I can't stand what he does. ”

Voters began to write their feelings on paper after hearing such statements.

It was easy for Mr. Lee to see that the majority supported this, but Hispanics were clearly opposed.

"I have a way to increase the employment rate. ”

There was almost no reaction from the voters, and it seems that no one can be impressed by such empty words, so let's be more detailed.

"I'm going to get a lot of money and build a new hotel in Santa Monica Beach and hire only Santa Monica people. ”

There was a noticeable rise in goodwill, but not so much.

"Democrats and Republicans are idiots, and this time I'm going to do it myself and use my own money to revitalize Santa Monica. ”

There was a noticeable increase in favorability, and most people looked surprised and excited.

"RB people have bought too many properties in Santa Monica, which has inflated the price of homes, and I will legislate to prohibit people from outside Santa Monica from coming to our community to cause trouble!"

Opinion has increased dramatically.

"I'm not going to rely on my father to run for office. ”

The favorability has decreased, and it seems that they still can't remember it if they don't mention it!

"I'm not interested in abortion and homosexuality at all, these bills love to pass or not!"

There are some oscillations in favorability, some people like it, some people hate it.

After a series of experiments, Li Colin decided to play something more exciting, and of course it wasn't just for fun, he wanted to find out where the bottom line was.

"Negroes are slackers and robbers. ”

Favorability oscillates again, some people are up dramatically, most are declining, and it seems that this trick is useful for racists, but there are too few people like that.

"I'm going to deport all illegal immigrants!"

On the contrary, the favorability of a few people has dropped dramatically, and many more have risen, and it seems that no one likes illegal immigrants, who will snatch their jobs and lower everyone's wages! As for those who have declined, I am afraid that there are relatives who have entered the country illegally under the roof of their house!

Something even more exciting!

"I'm actually Chinese, and in my opinion, the way the Chinese rule the country is much more effective than the Yankees. ”

Everyone laughed when they heard this, and their favorability actually increased steadily!

It's so refreshing to be so bold to tell the deadliest secret!

"I don't believe in Jesus, I believe in Harry Potter, and when I take the oath of office, I hold the full set of Harry Potter instead of the Bible. ”

Favorability has declined, and it seems that most people don't like this style of making fun of faith.

"If I had enough power, I would ban all Middle Eastern refugees from entering Santa Monica, this is our territory, don't let them borrow it because they are pitiful!"

Opinion has increased dramatically! Everyone is very supportive! It doesn't matter if you shout about humanitarianism or anything, but those refugees will endanger me and my family's safety! Take away our jobs!

When everyone heard this, everyone was impassioned, but Jenny was angry to a certain extent, and every word of Li Collin's words crushed the American spirit! Himself, his father, Li Colin, his father, and his elder brother were all Democrats! But at the moment, the position stated by Li Colin is not at all a Democratic Party's! These words even Republicans can't stand it!

After a series of whimsical questions, Li Colin finally completed this special poll after asking a few regular questions about political leanings according to Eric's suggestion, and when Li Colin announced that he was finished, Jenny was the first to slap the pen on the table.

"I'm not going to support you as a councillor! You're ridiculous! You're running away with a train! And you're completely against the purpose of the party!"

"Hahaha. Li Colin explained with a smile, "These are just investigations, I don't really say this, everyone has signed a confidentiality agreement." ”

"Of course, we all know that. Hip-hop boy booed at Jenny, "Beauty, you're too sensitive!"

Jenny shook her head vigorously and said, "No, you shouldn't even say these excessive words, just one sentence is enough for you to say goodbye to politics!"

A middle-aged man with glasses who had been silent snorted and said in a calm tone that concealed hatred: "Damn politics, hypocritical politicians, always perfunctory with those lies. I don't think Mr. Lee will succeed in the election, but I would rather give Mr. Lee a chance than politicians who make a fool of the voters, even if he says the same outrageous things – at least he is the first politician I have ever seen to openly reject refugees. ”

People nodded their heads, young and old, regardless of race.

Frankly speaking, all the people in the world, no one likes refugees, no one wants to let those infidels be their neighbors, they have nothing, they are dangerous, they rely on themselves to be a vulnerable group, and even robbery and murder will be forgiven by the government! This is the big truth hidden in everyone's heart, but no politician has the courage to shout it!

Because this is *******, inhumane, and contrary to the spirit of the United States!

Hip Hop Boy was very excited, and the man with glasses said to his heart: "This guy is right!

"It's pitiful for them to suffer from the war!But why should we pay the price?!"

"None of those politicians have the courage to say these things for us! The lives of the refugees are their lives! Aren't our lives? Those refugees have done a lot of terrible things in Europe, but the government doesn't even dare to take care of them!"

"Also! What stimulates the economy! What kind of medical insurance! These are all nonsense! We prefer to see simple and intuitive actions! Banning refugees from entering the country is much more real than medical reform!"

"I used to like Philip, but after listening to Lee's remarks, and thinking about it, Philip doesn't seem to have done anything!"

In the conversation, Jenny looked terrified, and Eric was in high spirits.

Terrible democracy!

Wonderful democracy!

Jenny's horror lies in the fact that Li Colin seems to have really incited these voters with these exaggerated words, Li Colin promised what he could not do at all, Li Colin hinted at racial discrimination, immigration discrimination and even religious discrimination, etc., these great perverse things, will be supported?

And Eric is immersed in this, he has long been desperate for American politics, too much dogma and restraint has made every politician a stupid puppet who can only read scripts, and those bigwigs hidden behind the conglomerates control everything! In the tug-of-war between freedom and equality, all that really works and feasible policies are wiped out! All that remains is civil rights slogans and never-ending voting!

And Li Colin has the ability to break these in a few words, he has no political experience at all, he just doesn't care about political correctness at all, he can scold illegal immigrants and capitalists, he is a fearless beast who has broken free from the shackles, and can tear every enemy without hesitation!

Of course, this is not about biting people on sight, everything is for the votes!

Regardless of whether it was Philip or Justin Bieber standing in his way, Eric believed that Lee Colin would tear them apart!

And weapons, it's everyone in this room!

Long live democracy!

Soon, however, concerns followed.

What if Li Colin really thinks so?

Eric really thinks too much!

Lee Colin never cared if people prayed to God or to the TFBOYS!

Never care if a man can marry a man or his Persian cat!

I don't care about refugees, immigrants or housing prices!

He just needs to run a successful campaign and then get the property to build an airship!

Of course, in the process, if he accidentally sells California to China to become California, he has no opinion!

After paying and coaxing these voters away, Miss Jenny and Lin Xiaozao compiled the polls together, not that she liked paperwork, she just wanted to know what voters really thought.