129 There are spoofs freshly baked!

"Whew......" Eric let out a long sigh of relief and looked at the not-so-happy moon in the sky, "thank you, at least we understand each other." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info I also want to apologize, apologize for the emotion I just had. ”

Eric said and laughed at himself: "You see, emotions are such a nuisance, I have experienced so many joys and sorrows in my life, witnessed the birth of countless new lives, attended the funerals of friends, slept with young girls, and watched how they walked into the grave...... But in the end, I can't escape the domination of emotions, I should really put an emotional switch on myself...... Wait, forget it, it reminds me of something nasty. ”

"Of course, no one wants to be robots, our attitude towards emotions is like the attitude towards women, sometimes we love them to death, sometimes we want to kill them, but it is undeniable that we can't live without them. Women make us stupid, and so do emotions. Now that I'm calm, I can't understand why I'm mad at a bug, I can't understand why I'm stupid enough to beat him up in public!

"It's not that deep Colin, what the hell are you thinking about?" Eric scoffed, "It's just that the word 'switch' reminds me of a urinary catheter, and the doctor always says let me have a urinary catheter so that I won't be bothered by prostate problems, otherwise there will always be frequent urination and painful urination or something, but I insisted on refusing." While the catheter can take away the discomfort of my old bird, it also deprives the old bird of its last function and feeling, which is no different from cutting it!

"Hahaha, I support you Eric, my attitude towards women is just my improvisation, it was John in the nursing home who inspired me, don't think about it!"

Eric was reminded by Li Collin, and immediately began to think more, and he suddenly looked at Jenny vigilantly: "Colin, tell me you are not in love with her......"

"No way. Li Colin said unusually resolutely, "I'd rather fall in love with the eggs that explode from the pustules on the maggots in the pit!"

But in fact, he was a little scared, afraid that a [lying!] would suddenly pop up.

But no, great!

Wait, this is also scary, what is the egg that explodes out of the pustule?

"Oh...... You can't make such a beautiful analogy, I can't even think of what that disgusting egg looks like......" Eric said indifferently, "It's okay to fall in love with her, she's quite suitable to be a wife, a qualified and decent wife, and a happy family is good for election." ”

"Of course, the moment the priest announces that we are married, I will receive tons of blessings from the JS Legion!"

"I really didn't expect that organization, they are too influential, and I would rather offend the National Pharmaceutical Association than offend them. ”

"Okay Eric, we understand each other now, it's time to set a course, right?"

"I know what you're trying to say, don't remind me, Colin, I just got emotionally out of control, I didn't have an IQ out of control. Eric nodded earnestly, "I remember your principle - not to trample on the law, not to violate your conscience." Given the current state of affairs, I don't think it's fitting for me to participate in the discussion and the plans that follow, and that neither Jenny nor the Negro would have felt well if I was present, and that I would go to bed early tonight, just like the other old people do. I promise that tomorrow will be the same as before. ”

"Thank you for your understanding. Li Colin sincerely thanked, "I didn't question you, and I never felt that what you did was wrong, but this time I was allowed to call the shots." I guess...... We trust each other even more since then, Eric. ”

"I don't want to let down the word 'trust'. After a moment's thought, Eric said with a slight frown, "Actually, I still have something to hide from you. ”

"There's no hurry, what we have is time. And I know that the only reason you're hiding it from me is that I probably can't afford it right now. Lee Colin gave Eric's hug, "I'm so grateful that you're hiding it from me, because I'm so weak, a black man and a bottle of wine are enough to crush me, thank you Eric." ”

"Oh......" Eric was surprised to be hugged by Li Colin, he couldn't remember how many years he hadn't been hugged, "I really don't understand, how did you embarrass me, but it made me like you more." ”

"I'm also glad that this has made us trust each other more. Lee Colin finally let go of Eric.

"Okay, let's not be hypocritical like two. Eric put on his hat and patted Li Colin, "I can go back on my own, I probably know what you're going to do, what you need now is not me, it's your media director." Howard is trustworthy for the time being, let him handle this, let him give you professional guidance. ”

"I was about to contact him. ”

Eric waved behind his back and left alone, although he was an old man, he didn't need crutches, and Li Colin didn't worry about his safety, he just gently pulled that thing out of his crotch, he was the Golden Dead Redemption, he was the Italian mafia.

Now, get rid of that stupid black man!

He's really an idiot, he's been insulting O'Neill as much as he can, and now he's eager to climb on top of O'Neill like a monkey!

"Oh my God, you're so tall!" the black man jumped hard to get to the same height as O'Neal, "Brother, why don't you go and play basketball, that's going to make a lot of money!"

"Are you really okay?" asked Jenny with concern, "I don't think your wound is healed." ”

"What is this. Toby, a black man, laughed and said, "Spice girls, you don't know, once I got into a fight with a professional boxer, and we fought for more than two hours, and I ...... at the end."

Li Colin regretted it!

He really didn't want to talk to this idiot, even the name Toby was so stupid!

I really shouldn't have let Eric go!

……

In the private hospital consultation room, Toby held a tablet and finally finished watching the debate between Li Colin and Johnny while the doctor finished administering the medicine.

"Brother......" Toby looked incredulously at Lee Colin and Johnny who were hugging each other on the screen, "It's incredible, I agree with every word, every word you say, I was almost moved to cry when you say 'I am Hitler', you are so considerate to Johnny......"

Well, as long as this idiot can understand after watching the original debate, that's easy to say.

Toby put down his tablet and stretched out his right fist: "I sincerely apologize brother, I shouldn't have smashed your car with a wine bottle just by hearing a word." ”

"I apologize, I shouldn't have knocked out your four teeth, no matter what. Li Colin also stretched out his right fist.

The two fists collided and were flattened.

"You didn't actually hit me, it was a big man. Toby smiled and pointed at O'Neill, "I shouldn't have said that about you, I'm drunk now, and everything is fine." ”

O'Neill just nodded, no nonsense.

"As for your teeth. Li Colin nodded at Tobinu, "Someone will send you to the dental clinic to get new teeth, the most comprehensive porcelain tooth prosthesis package, to ensure that your teeth are better than before." ”

"Porcelain, that's too brittle, buddy!"

"It's an unusually strong porcelain, and it's tough, stronger than a porcelain toilet. ”

"Toilet, make teeth out of the toilet and put it in my mouth?" Toby shook his hand repeatedly, "No, no, no, I don't have that hobby, that's between you and Jenny!"

Jenny was always by her side, she didn't know how to deal with this, or let Eric blow Toby's head up!

The doctor finally finished the medicine, he had already scolded Toby ten thousand times in his heart, he hadn't treated a black man for about two years, and this idiot didn't know at all that Li Colin had already spent thousands of dollars for this simple operation, and as for the porcelain tooth inlay in the back, it was something that even a person with an income like himself had to frown when he paid the bills!

The doctor explained with disdain: "Planting four porcelain teeth, the whole process, there is no $10,000 that can't be done, you should thank Mr. Li." ”

"$10,000? $10,000 to make teeth out of a toilet?" Toby was shocked, "Then why don't I have gold teeth? Gold teeth are enough, that's cool! Who wants to use a toilet for teeth." ”

"If you insist, the golden tooth can also be ......" Li Colin rubbed his eyes painfully, he should really call Lindsay too, and the two of them will definitely be able to talk together.

"Great! Great!" Toby clenched his fists excitedly, "When I go back, they'll have to envy me, there's a guy who only has one gold tooth and swaggers around, I want him to see, Lao Tzu has four!"

As he was talking, Lin Xiaozao suddenly pushed open the door of the consultation room: "Mr. Li......"

"Has there been a report on it?" Li Colin laughed dryly, "I beat up a black man, so I'm a racist, and I guess someone has already cut my hair out and turned me into a skinhead." ”

"No, it didn't spread that fast, after all, it's late, and most of the media are hesitant to continue attacking you. Lin Xiaozao swallowed and spat, "Except for river." ”

"So fast? Have they already made a video of me shooting a black man?"

"It was the previous video, and I thought there was something wrong with that sentence at the time, and now it has finally been dug up. Lin Xiaozao walked up to Li Colin and picked up the tablet, "The 'I am Hitler' video at noon has gained a good amount of attention, and River has worked overtime to make some things at night, and now it has been crazy to get on the oil turtle." Mr. Lee, you have to be mentally prepared that Hitler may be just the beginning. ”

“ok。 Li Colin clapped his palms, "I'm super calm now, come on, whatever it is, let me see." (To be continued.) )