Volume 6 Temple Fair Beauty Chapter 149 The Teashop Owner's Humor "Okay, then let's go over. Liao Xuebing beckoned: "Guan Muyun, come up and sit down, I'll tell you, when you go in, slap the table and stare at the boss first, until you stare him into the hairiness of your heart, you don't say the purpose of this trip, pay attention, do you know that the first voice is coming? The heat must be enough, he must be afraid of you, the tea shop is newly opened, it is not a profiteering industry, just take a thousand yuan, otherwise the economic development of Zhuque Street will be worth the loss." ”

"Teacher, do you always live a life without work? Use violence to threaten others to earn illegitimate benefits......" Guan Muyun carefully thought about how to use the wording so as not to offend the teacher, "Who doesn't go on like this, and the military and civilian defense will open a store on Suzaku Street?"

"You can be considered to have asked the point, there are seventeen or eighteen streets in Beicheng District, there are many unemployed vagrants, and they often maliciously blackmail shopkeepers, we just dare to take a little fee symbolically to protect their interests from being violated, of course, there are also those who are unwilling to pay protection money, we don't collect it, and the skinheads, tiger gangs, and black dragon parties will also collect them. We also have a rule, the Shaw Brothers industry collects more, and other industries collect less or don't collect, you see, the bookstore I just passed, I also helped the boss take care of a few thieves, and the bakery that has been blown up, there were also many gangsters hiding a dead fly to blackmail, the police couldn't control it at all, and I was kind enough to send him away. ”

"Oh! I can't imagine that the teacher is still a messenger of justice. ”

"***, don't be so disgusting, the main thing is that you are new to the gang today, they will show you a look, are you afraid of fighting or something in the future, don't say you dare not go, you were bold at that time, by the way, Ah Xue is not good today?"

Guan Muyun was immediately depressed: "That little girl used to be quite clingy to me, but today she actually ignored me." I didn't scold her for breaking a glass bottle, I wanted to cry, as soon as the old lady said, if you dare to cry, Uncle Liao won't come in the future, and the little girl won't cry immediately, teacher, have you bikers also done child abduction and trafficking?"

"We're principled gangsters, don't talk nonsense, you kid. By the way, when you go back to school, don't tell anyone about it, or you'll end up with me. ”

Although the Ted Roast Marinade shop has closed, the strong fragrance of the spice wafts in the air, mixed with the fragrance of Tieguanyin, and a storefront opens behind the wooden fence on the left side of the sidewalk, and the light shines from behind the glass door.

The plaque of Youxian Tea Shop is painted in the color of pork liver, with a wood-like texture, lanterns hanging on the front eaves, and unswept red firecracker shredded paper in front of the door, which looks ancient, but unfortunately it is late, and there is not a single customer looking in from the glass door, and the boss is dozing off at the counter.

"Guan Muyun, it's time to take the stage, we're waiting for you outside, no matter what happens this time, we won't help you this time. ”

Guan Muyun took a deep breath, straightened his chest, and was about to walk in, Ye Xiaobai said, "Brother, you take off your shirt and your eyes are round." "It's been October, and I'll catch a cold if it's so cold. Having said that, Guan Muyun still took off his coat and underwear as he said, and the autumn wind hit Yiye because of goosebumps, blue nose and swollen face, and the bandaging of yesterday's injury on his forehead, and the rib-like body that had not yet developed in adolescence, which was extremely funny together, Guan Muyun held his head high, stuck the woodpecker knife on the waistband of his trousers, and pushed open the glass door majestically.

Ye Xiaobai and the others parked the car outside the sidewalk and lit a cigarette: "Brother Bing, what is your idea of pulling the students into the water?"

Liao Xuebing coquettishly took a Havana cigar as usual, and said: "Everyone has their own different development direction, this kid's family is not very good, let him hone the fastest source of income in the first year, no other thoughts, I am not a saint, and the ideological realm is not as high as you think." ”

Guan Muyun's face was concave, like a big frog, he walked to the counter menacingly, and patted it vigorously: "Boss!"

The boss hurriedly stood up: "What kind of tea does the boss want to drink?" The small shop has good Longjing, Pu'er, Tieguanyin, Biluochun, Huangshan hairy bee, Maojian, Wuyi rock tea, cheap and good, the price of the new opening is preferential, only you are 20% off, A-Ying, why don't you hurry up and greet the guests?"

The girl wearing a small apron, wearing black soft-soled cloth shoes, and combing big braids ran over with the menu and said, "Sir, please go to the seat and wait for a while, what tea you want to drink, you can order the eleven-year-old Yunnan Pu'er tea recommended by our store, and one or two will charge seventy yuan." ”

Guan Muyun didn't speak, stared at the boss, gritted his teeth, his nose trembled, and at first glance he looked like a neurotic who had just run out of the hospital.

"Sir, sir?"

The boss was also surprised: "This kid won't be hit by any broken love, and he will come to buy drunk and borrow wine to drown his sorrows, right?" But the teahouse can't sell alcohol, otherwise it will affect the business, and other customers will think that the grade of the store is very low. I looked left and right, and found that there were indeed no other customers, the business had not opened for a day, and I couldn't wait, so I said with a smile: "Sir, there are beer, rice wine, rice wine, and Erguotou in our store, Du Kang is at your disposal." ”

Guan Muyun saw that the counter was wooden, and finally felt at ease, pulled out a knife and stuck it in, and shouted, "I...... I ......" suddenly let out a breath: "I, I am the ...... of karmic protection money"

The boss understood: "No wonder the ribs are stripped naked, I thought I had encountered an exhibitionist." Instructed the waiter: "A-Ying, give him some change, let him go." The fruit knife under the counter slowly let go.

Ah Ying looked at Guan Muyun's gaze with a hint of pity, grabbed a handful of coins and said, "Little brother, this is also more than a dozen yuan, buy a few buns and eat them slowly at home, it's pitiful to see you hungry like this." ”

Guan Muyun blushed and said, "I'...... I'm not a beggar, I'm really here to collect protection money, only a thousand yuan is enough. "I secretly hate Ye Xiaobai why he asked him to take off his clothes, he couldn't say anything, there were beggars begging for a living in the convenience store before, and he drove him away without saying a word, but now the boss's heart is already very kind, how can he bear to ask for his money?

The boss plucked the woodpecker to remove the dirt from his nails, and said with a smile: "Well, this, if you want protection money, you also have to show your ability, if you pass my test, of course there will be protection money." ”

"What, what kind of test? Single-handedly? I'm not afraid of you. Guan Muyun hurriedly set up Huang Feihong's house, twisted his left hand, lowered his right hand, and breathed a thousand dantians, like a big tongs: "I, I have martial arts, don't come over." ”

The boss couldn't help but laugh: "Don't be nervous, I just need to ask you a few questions." ”

"What's the problem? If it's to find out the internal secrets of our gang, I won't say anything about killing them. Guan Muyun became alert.

This child is really immature, I'm afraid that he has been tempted by bad people and has fallen, but young people are malleable, and there are still a lot of opportunities to change. The boss cleared his throat: "First question: Aunt Zhang talks non-stop all day long, but there is a month when she talks the least, which month?"

Liao Xuebing, who was listening to the outside of the door, almost squirted out his saliva: "This boss is a little interesting?"

Guan Muyun thought hard, and sat down at the table carved from a large tree stump, painted with varnish, with upper and lower layers and water holes, A-Ying brought a cup of tea, Guan Muyun drank it in one go, and said: "Twelve months a year, this should be analyzed from the perspective of folklore, the weather is cold in January and February, but the relationship between the New Year, you may say a lot of things, because you have to keep greeting the New Year, welcoming guests." In March, it's time to go to work, but I don't know what the identity of this Aunt Zhang is, it's really difficult. Then he asked, "Boss, what is Aunt Zhang's occupation?"

The boss laughed: "I don't know, you guess slowly, it should have nothing to do with the profession." ”

Guan Muyun had no choice but to continue thinking: "That should be guessed from family and seasonal studies." March, April is spring, Aunt Zhang is a woman, one day the weather is good, people will definitely talk a lot when they are happy, not this, May, June, July, children go to school, there is always a little bit of chatter, just like my mother, it's not right......"

After thinking for a long time, the elimination method ruled out the suspicious identity, and said loudly: "I know! It's November! Aunt Zhang has nothing to do, and the weather is cold, so she definitely doesn't want to talk." ”

The boss waited for him for a long time, and was already wiping the table and preparing to fight, listening to him roar like this, he was so frightened that he almost put the rag on the ground, A-Ying couldn't bear it, and shouted: "It's February!

Outside the door, Ye Xiaobai was sweating profusely and said, "Brother Bing, are you really teaching students of this level?"

"In a year, only February is 28 days, and the rest are 30 days and 31 days, so Aunt Zhang only talks the least in February. The boss couldn't help but smile and said the answer.

Guan Muyun suddenly realized: "Yes, yes, I only realized when you said this, it really makes sense, oops, why didn't you think of it just now!"

"Then go back, learn more cultural knowledge and then get the protection fee, I won't charge you for that cup of green tea, anyway, it's made from broken flowers and leaves." ”

"Wait, boss, give me another chance, I can't think of it when you put ** medicine in the tea just now." Guan Muyun was in a hurry and stopped the boss.

"Every couple has one absolute thing in common in life, what is it?"

Guan Muyun was stunned again: "Love? No, otherwise how can anyone get divorced? They all have children? No, what if one of them is married for the second time and brings a child?...... "Scratching his head and hair fell into deep thought.

Liao Xuebing and the three of them walked in, there was no way, they couldn't hold it anymore, and they were afraid that they would be depressed to death if they continued to listen outside.