The absolute common denominator in life between every couple is that they were both married in the same year and month. Liao Xuebing announced the answer and said, "Boss, what good tea is available." ”

Guan Muyun slammed his head on the table: "Alas, why didn't I think of it." ”

Boss Yixi: Finally, a customer came to the door. Glancing at the tea leaves on the shelf, he took out a cardboard box of Taiping Houkui tea: "Sir, let's have a Taiping Houkui, this is the tea that the monkey can only pick up when he climbs the cliff, it is very precious, one or two hundred and fifty yuan." ”

The Taiping Houkui tea on the market is generally 600 to 1,000 yuan a kilogram, and he opens a tea shop here, and the price is not too outrageous.

"Okay, come two or two, Guan Muyun, come here, don't be stupid. ”

"Ahh

Liao Xuebing smiled and took out three hundred yuan and put it on the table: Give the tea money first. ”

Guan Muyun was puzzled: "Teacher, aren't we here to collect protection money?"

"Don't accept it, the boss is funny and humorous, just make a friend, and we will come often in the future." ”

The boss listened to their conversation, and saw the tattoos exposed at the corners of Ye Xiaobai's untied clothes on his waist, Brother Nan's arrogant silver hair, and everyone was a fierce and evil person, so he broke out in a cold sweat and said in his heart: "It's so dangerous that I didn't do it just now." ”

On Thursday morning, Liao Xuebing, who had been going smoothly and was very moist, received a call from Mrs. Smith.

"Hey, dear Liao. ”

"Hello, dear lady, I can hear that your tone is not good, what is happening. ”

"Dear Liao, I have to tell you a piece of news that doesn't seem to be good, I have been notified that the people of the Education Bureau will conduct a surprise inspection of the school at some point in the future, requiring the school not to have any mistakes, so the board of directors has discussed and decided that you must report to the Ministry of Education in advance to assess you, so as to obtain a teacher qualification certificate, to cope with the inspection of the education department, if you need any help, such as exam-related materials, you can always come to me, in addition, I really can't do anything more for you, so I have to inform you as soon as possible, I hope you will prepare as soon as possible。 ”

Liao Xuebing sighed secretly and said, "Madam, there is a saying in China that the sky is unpredictable, and those who should come still have to come.

I can't hide, of course, I won't sit still, there is also a saying that 'the boat will naturally go straight to the bridge' take one step at a time, I am blessed with a great fate, and I should be able to pass this exam. ”

Liao Xuebing knew in his heart that in addition to comforting Mrs. Smith, these words were also comforting himself.

After speaking, Liao Xuebing was nervous and paced back and forth in the house.

He lit a Havana cigar, lay down on the couch, and began to meditate.

This time, even Mrs. Smith couldn't help me, proving that this teacher qualification exam was not a matter of giving a few cigarettes to the people of the Education Bureau to fool me and threaten the teachers who were taking the exam......

When a cigar was about to run out, Liao Xuebing didn't think of any good way, it seemed that he could only be a dead horse as a live horse doctor, and had a showdown with the "old sāo goods" to ask him what he could do.

The sky outside the window was gray, the autumn rain was dripping, and the hustle and bustle on the road was still there.

Liao Xuebing weighed it again and again, and was helpless. I had to dial the principal's phone.

"Hey, Headmaster, I just received a call from your Mrs. Mies, and she told me something important. ”

"Oh?!What's the matter??Tell me. ”

"It's a long story, it's not very convenient on the phone, let's meet at the 'Barbrus' café, the place that left you with a good memory, and you will not be able to see it. ”

"Well, I'm looking for you too, so I'll see you there. ”

Baburu Cafe, still in the old position, Liao Xuebing has no food, there are only two pots of Irish coffee on the table, he only has a cup in two or three sips, and he has eliminated a whole pot, just like drinking boiled water.

The headmaster was still wearing the Amani suit he had taken place, but he had changed into a black and white silk tie with diagonal stripes, and his hair was black and shiny, presumably hoping to meet Mrs. Smith tonight, so he took care of his appearance before rushing over.

As soon as the old sāo sat down, he said: "Xiao Liao, let's talk about it now, he can't wait to ask Liao Xuebing to announce the mystery."

Liao Xuebing gave him a cigar, and mentioned by the way: "Mr. Principal, in order to win the favor of Mrs. Smith, I once attended an upper-class dinner party, and bought two expensive Diwana cigars at any expense to show off my taste, and I am reluctant to smoke the rest of the cigarettes, so I will give it to you, I am used to smoking low-grade cigarettes." After speaking, he took out a bag of five yuan of "river water" and put it on the table.

The headmaster, who had seen the world, took it and looked at it for a while, and realized that the cigar was indeed very expensive. It seems that Xiao Liao really spent the activity funds on the knife edge, and he was able not to embezzle the remaining finances, such a character, why doubt, and said gratefully: "Forget it, you can keep the cigar and smoke it, you have really worked hard for a while." ”

Liao Xuebing

But he didn't accept it, took a sip of the river water, took a sip, and said: "To get back to the point, it's like this, I'm in big trouble, Mrs. Smith told me that tomorrow morning, I will have a life and death test, if I can't pass the education and teaching theory exam tomorrow, I'm afraid I will lose the opportunity to continue to be a people's teacher." ”

The headmaster could naturally understand the truth of the cold lips and teeth, even if he didn't say it directly, but if the headmaster couldn't help him pass the exam this time, he couldn't help him in pursuing Mrs. Smith.

But I heard the principal sigh and say, "Hey, I already understand the situation about this matter, in fact, I want to explain it to you on the phone." ”

On the phone at that time, he was just afraid that Liao Xuebing would not be willing to go to the appointment after hearing it, so how could he still learn about his wife in detail from him.

The principal said in a deep voice: "Xiao Liao, in fact, I am not interested in understanding your personal grievances with Director Qiu, but it can be seen that Director Qiu has always been obsessed with you. You may not know, Qiu Daqi's cousin is the head of the school's academic affairs department 'Gong Xuelin', and she is also one of the board members, she has already connected several people from the board of directors to recommend Qiu Daqi to be one of the examiners this time, why don't I want to help you, but my wife and I didn't have a good reason to refute it at that time, obviously, we can't protect you this time. ”

He said while observing Liao Xuebing's emotional changes, and when it came to Qiu Daqi being in charge of the teacher qualification examination, Liao Xuebing was obviously restless, and said busily: "Don't be too discouraged, maybe there will be a turnaround, cough, I'll go back and think of a way." ”

Although Liao Xuebing didn't say a word, he had already cāo the eighteenth generation of Qiu Daqi's ancestors in his heart: The examiner sent by the Education Bureau has no grudge against me, and he may be able to deal with it......*** Qiu Daqi! I knew that the last time I found a young lady with AIDS to kill you directly, it was over, and I didn't die when I beat the snake, but I was bitten by the snake, I really regretted it......

Seeing that Liao Xuebing was completely immersed in deep thought, the principal had to stretch out his hand and shake it in front of his eyes, and asked, "Xiao Liao, Xiao Liao...... Well...... Did Smith say anything about me?"

Although Liao Xuebing was annoyed, he did not completely lose his mind, this old sāo goods continued to fool around, otherwise even the little hope that existed would be dashed, and he said after thinking about it: "Yes, she asked me to ask you for help and specially reminded me to let you pay more attention to rest recently, she said, 'Come to rì Fang Chang' is tired and not in good health."

"Really, did she really say that?"

Liao Xuebing nodded heavily.

Recently, in response to the surprise inspection of the Education Bureau, the principal has not been less cāo Lao, and when he looked in the mirror this morning, he found that there was a lack of Xianggen in front of his forehead, but he received a cordial condolence from Mrs. Smith, even if the hair is parting a little, what does it matter.

Farewell to the old principal, Liao Xuebing drove the "thunderbolt" on the road for a while, and finally relieved the anger in his heart before turning back to his residence.

Liao Xuebing slammed the door hard, and was about to find a phone for Mrs. Smith, when he heard a series of gentle knocks on the door.

Even the sound of knocking on the door was so weak, it must be the neighbor Tan Ziqing.

A soft voice outside said, "Brother Liao, it's me, please open the door." ”

Sure enough, it's her, damn, Lao Tzu has nowhere to vent, did she take the initiative to throw herself into her arms to comfort my heart?

Liao Xuebing opened the door and saw Tan Ziqing wearing a cute cartoon bear pattern and pink pajamas, although she was in a bad mood, she couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva, and her eyes stayed on her chest and couldn't bear to leave.

The room was dimly lit, Tan Ziqing didn't pay attention to his hungry expression, took out a brown paper file bag, handed it over, and said with a smile: "That's the case, someone asked someone to send you these materials, let me pass them on to you." Hope you can use it. ”

Liao Xuebing took the file bag and glanced at it, it turned out to be something sent by Mrs. Smith, so he put away his heart and sent Tan Ziqing away.

I took out a book of materials in the file bag, and the title on the material was "Chinese Education Teaching Theory Test Question Bank", and there was a line of small words under the title, which read: "Dear Liao" tomorrow morning to test 'Chinese Education Teaching Theory' and afternoon test 'Chinese Basic Knowledge' Presumably the language knowledge test is not too difficult for you, and tomorrow morning's teaching theory test is the focus. Unfortunately, the information I gave me is not a standard answer, and I can only do my best to pray that God will help you. ”

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