Huo Mian cleared his throat and said in a decent manner, "A man once again had an accident in the ocean, he and the pet pigs and pet dogs around him were stranded on an unknown desert island, in desperation, the man only lived here, he ate wild fruits and grilled fish every day, and drank the clear spring water on the island when he was thirsty, and lived a leisurely life, but after a long time, it was inevitable that his physiological needs would not be met." ”

After Huo Mian said this, Wei Liao couldn't help but snort......

Jiang Xiaowei disliked him and was embarrassed, so she couldn't help but secretly stepped on him.

Huo Mian continued, "Later, after he had a spring dream again, he finally couldn't help it, turned over in the middle of the night, looked at the sleeping pet pig and the pet dog, and after making a very serious comparison, he decided to start with the pig first, because the pig is a female and the dog is a male." ”

"Hahaha....... Gao Ran heard Huo Mian tell a restricted-level joke for the first time, and he couldn't help but laugh halfway through it.

"Laughing fart, people haven't finished talking yet, can you calm down?" Zhu Lingling glared at Gao Ran.

Lord Qin was very limited in drinking the wine in the wine glass, listening to his beloved wife telling jokes, and felt that the time was very good.

Huo Mian looked around for a moment and then said, " The man finally decided to start with the pet pig, so he tried to rape the pet pig, but when he was about to get it, the pet dog pounced on him, and bit the owner's buttocks, the man got angry and got up to chase, and the pet dog ran away, and when he looked back again, the pig also ran, just like this for a whole month, under the destruction of the pet dog, he has not succeeded, and finally he lay on the beach exhausted, tired, at this time he began to complain about God, why is it so unfair to him, but he didn't expect that three seconds later, there was a whole body naked in front of him% naked beauty, the beauty said, "Hello sir, I was sent by God, he saw that you were too pitiful, so he sent me down to solve all your needs, what do you want, please say, the man was entangled for three seconds and asked the beauty shyly, "Sister, can you help me catch that pig?"

When Huo Mian finished speaking, everyone laughed......

Gao Ranxiao's stomach hurt, and he looked at Qin Chu, "Your wife is really talented...... It's so funny....... ”

"Hahaha, it's the first time I've heard you tell a meat joke, it's so funny. Jiang Xiaowei also laughed, and tears came out.

Qin Chu looked at Huo Mian gently...... The corners of his mouth seem to be smiling.

It turns out that his wife still has this skill, telling meat jokes?

Well, it seems that when I go home at night, I have to play again.

In the end, everyone looked at Zhu Lingling and found that she couldn't help but want to laugh.

But he still didn't smile......

It's uncomfortable to look at that......

"Can you do it? just a few thousand yuan, as for it?" Huo Mian was helpless, took out a thousand yuan and threw it in the small bamboo basket.

"It's not about the money, it's because I have to win you once, lest you think that the old lady is nothing and doesn't know how to ...... any skills. Zhu Lingling shouted.

"Actually, I like you for not knowing anything...... Silly and cute. Gao Ran smiled.

Zhu Lingling: "Fuck your uncle'......." ”

"Okay, okay, a few of us lost, it's up to you in the end, whether you can make us laugh is also a ....... Huo Mian looked at Zhu Lingling with a mysterious smile.

"We'll see. Zhu Lingling is full of confidence and confidence.

"I have a feeling that my family Lingling is going to open ...... today. Gao Ran said mysteriously.

Huo Mian: "I feel the same way. ”

Jiang Xiaowei: "Plus one." ”

"Okay, don't talk, the old lady is going to make a big move, you all listen carefully. After speaking, Zhu Lingling got up and walked out of her seat and stood in the open space of the private room.

"What's the matter? Do you still have to move in this stance?" Wei Liao touched his chin and guessed.