Jiang Xiaowei coughed lightly and said seriously, an American, French and Chinese, hiking in the desert, thirsty, hungry and tired, walking and walking suddenly picked up a bottle, opened it and floated out of a person, that person said, I am the god of lights, can fulfill the three wishes of you. Americans love to take advantage, the first one rushed to say, the first wish I want a lot of money, the second wish is still a lot of money, the third wish is that I want to go back to the United States, the lamp god nodded, "This is simple." Then with a wave of his hand, the Americans went home with a lot of money, and the French also rushed to say, the first wish I want beautiful women, the second wish I want many, many beautiful women, and the last wish is that I want to go back to France, the lamp god waved his hand, "This is simple, go." Then the French went home with many, many beautiful women. Finally, the Chinese sat on the ground in meditation and said, "My first wish is to bring a bottle of two pot heads, and the lamp god gave it to him, and after he finished speaking, he said, "The second wish, bring me another bottle of two pot heads." The lamp god gave him another bottle, and after drinking it, the lamp god asked, what about your third wish? The Chinese meditated hard and finally said, I really want to take two friends, you let them come back for me. In an instant, the Americans and the French were all back in the desert.

After Jiang Xiaowei finished speaking, everyone smiled......

Although they didn't laugh, they all thought it was quite interesting, but only Zhu Lingling didn't laugh.

Jiang Xiaowei continued, "Don't worry, I haven't finished talking yet, and then the three of them continued to walk in the desert, picked up another bottle, and another person came out, this person said, I am the younger brother of the lamp god just now, and I am not as powerful as my brother, so I can only fulfill the two wishes of each of you." The Americans and the French combined, afraid of bad things for the Chinese, decided to let him say it first this time, and the Chinese meditated hard and said, the first wish is to bring me a bottle of two pot heads. After drinking, the lamp god asked, what about your second wish? The Chinese thought about it and said, I have no wish, you go back first. The French and Americans were stunned at the time, and before they could say what they wanted, the lamp god was gone......

Huo Mian hugged Qin Chu's neck and smiled......

Wei Liao lowered his head, took a small video with his mobile phone, and laughed while shooting.

Gao Ran also couldn't laugh, and said, "Dr. Jiang, this is good, I want to keep it and go back to the bureau to talk to those subordinates." ”

Everyone looked at Zhu Lingling again, but she still didn't smile......

Jiang Xiaowei looked at it, she was very faceless, and immediately said, I haven't finished speaking, and then the three of them left again, picked up another bottle, and another lamp god came out and said, the lamp god said, I am the apprentice of the two lamp gods just now, and my mana is not as advanced as those two masters, so I can only fulfill one wish per person. As soon as the lamp god finished speaking, the Americans and the French said in unison, "Send the Chinese back first." ”

So the Chinese went home smoothly, the lamp god was gone, and the Americans and French remained in the desert forever.

Jiang Xiaowei's story is finished, and a joke is divided into three steps...... It's kind of exciting.

But Zhu Lingling just didn't laugh......

"Lingling, don't you think it's funny?" Gao Ran wondered.

"I don't think so, let's pay for it, Dr. Jiang. Zhu Lingling waved her hand.

Jiang Xiaowei took out a thousand yuan with admiration and put it in the bamboo basket, "Zhu Lingling, I really convinced you." ”

In the end, everyone pinned their hopes on Huo Mian......

Sensing everyone's expectant gaze, Huo Mian flattened his mouth, "Don't look at me like that, I'm Alexander." ”

"We believe in you. Jiang Xiaowei smiled.

"I don't believe myself anymore, I'm a person with a pretty low laugh. Huo Mian was a little embarrassed.

"Let's talk about it, now it's up to you and Zhu Lingling to compete? Wei Liao felt that Huo Mian was so powerful, he would definitely be able to take down Zhu Lingling, a strange guy.

So Huo Mian nodded, and under the expectation of everyone, she got up and began to tell her most classic jokes.