001 Time is running out!
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It's chicken soup for the soul.
[Why do you want to change yourself, won't you stay away from the people you hate!]
This is poisonous chicken soup.
Li Xuan is a young man who can always see through the ethereal delicacy of chicken soup and takes poisoning as his own responsibility.
But he really couldn't see through what was in front of him this time!
The day before the start of his sophomore year, at 1:07 p.m., Li Yan was in the club room on the edge of the school where birds don't lay eggs, which is very easy to explain, as a lone ranger who sees through life, he deserves to be alone here for the rest of his life. What is difficult to explain is that in front of him appeared a being that would never be here.
It's like ...... A lost member of a Korean girl group.
Even if you don't like Korean girl groups very much, you will inevitably see them in various places, that is, the kind of girls with long hair, tall people, who can never tell who is who, and who must walk with their big white legs exposed, so that men want to rub them, but they are not allowed to rub them, not only are they not allowed to rub, but they also have to dance all kinds of graceful dances to tempt men to rub, but men still can't rub them......
No wonder the suicide rate in South Korea is so high!
Although they always want to be kind and innocent, Li Yi has already seen through their evil nature - I like to see you rub me but can't!
And the girl in front of Li Yan raised this bad taste to the height of reality, and it was even more exaggerated, she was wearing a cheerleading uniform, a combination of a crop top and a short red skirt, and her legs were unconsciously squeezed together, as if she could hear the sound of skin rubbing, and the voice seemed to say-
You can rub it, you can really rub it.
In short, between Li Yan and her, there must be someone who went to the wrong set!
Li Yi hates the word "beauty", because this word has no temperament at all, and he prefers "lady" to it, which reveals a kind of classical elegance, sublimated into a fair lady, a gentleman's philosophical realm. But now there is no way, the only way to describe the woman in front of you is the word beauty, because ladies don't wear cheerleading uniforms!
She is the kind of beauty that makes men nervous when talking to them, not because men are idiots with sperm brains, but because they want to behave better in front of beautiful women.
What's even more troublesome is that this beauty is in a state of shyness, her eyes are also shyly avoiding Li Yan, wanting to refuse and welcome, the corners of her mouth are a little pouted, and she said in a half-coquettish and half-seductive tone: "Do you want to come......
This kind of shyness is by no means a disguise with ulterior motives, but the shyness of a girl who is at a loss when she sees a really handsome guy!
Yes, men can be a little nervous in the face of beautiful women, and women can be a little nervous in the face of handsome guys!
Li Yan tried his best to suppress a lot of unclean things in his heart, silently picked up his mobile phone, and tilted at a 45Β° angle to shoot himself.
Under the scorching afternoon sun, he looked at the self on the screen and fell silent, just like the silence of the Supreme Treasure in "Journey to the West" who saw that he was actually a monkey in the demon mirror.
Of course, what Li Yan saw was not a monkey, but a 360Β° face with no dead ends, clear eyebrows, slightly melancholy, so handsome that women were suffocated, and handsome enough to make men cry!
Unbelievable, this is really my face, but it is a little thinner than my previous self, by the way, the eyebrows are thick and regular, the eye sockets are slightly sunken, and the nose is a little erect. Of course, this is not because of plastic surgery, but just an additional effect after slimming down.
"Hurry up......" The girl stepped forward cautiously, wanting to pull Li Yan's arm and shake it, but at the moment when the skin touched, a gentle static electricity stabbed her, making her so ashamed that she hurriedly withdrew her hand, and moaned a little, as if reminiscing about this fleeting paralysis.
The face was even redder.
Li Yan silently put down his phone and turned his head to look at this girl who was a bit of a nymphomaniac. Compared with "beauty", he hates the word "school flower" more, beauty is no temperament at best, and the school flower has already exploded in the bombardment of literature and film and television works, which makes conscious people shudder every time they hear this word.
But again, there is no way, the cheerleader in front of him is undoubtedly the kind of recognized school girl.
"You go first, I want to be quiet. Li Yan said a little sluggishly, not because he didn't want to rub the cheerleader, he just wanted to figure out how to face the next life first.
"But......" the girl's face turned even redder, "I'm just quiet." β
"......" Li Yan covered his forehead in pain, "You misunderstood, I don't want to be quiet." β
"Then go out and get dry!" the girl stared at the melancholy beautiful man, swallowing her saliva in anticipation, "And even if you don't want me, you don't have to say it, right?" β
"My name is Li Xuan. β
It's so angry, even if you don't pay attention to me, you don't have to misremember my name so outrageously!
"Okay, then let's get to know each other again. The girl didn't think so, she smiled and stretched out her right hand, her eyes were full of longing and delusion, "My name is Bai Jing, I don't actually want to be a cheerleader, but I can't help it, my classmates want me to be a cheerleader." β
That's because your classmates want to take a picture of you dancing so you can go back to the dorm and do something shameful!
And you just enjoy it!
Even though everything seems to be so beautiful and happy, Li Yi can always see through the chicken soup and see the poison.
I suddenly lost weight, and I became very, very, very handsome, so handsome that even a girl of the level of a cheerleader could not suppress the instinct of estrus.
If she has fallen like this, how will an ordinary girl live!
What should I do!
The first thing Li Hao realized was trouble.
Beauty is indeed an advantage, but if it exceeds a scale, it will lose control and cause disaster, Big and Small Qiao attracted the wife-snatching madman Cao Cao, Pan Jinlian attracted the harem mad Ximenqing, Lin Daiyu attracted the tragic madman Jia Baoyu, don't think that "Journey to the West" can be spared, the ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulty is fundamentally caused by Tang Seng!
Who let him not dress up as an old peasant and take the Western Scripture in a muffled voice!
For Li Xuan, girls are indeed mouth-watering existences, but if they rush in droves for fresh meat, then they are not girls, they are female zombies.
This is not speculation, this is what is really happening, more and more male stars are being stripped of clothes and forcibly kissed by female zombies.
Li Yan hugged his head in his heart and shouted-
What to do if it's too popular!