Li braised noodles braised in the four tones of the braised noodles. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Braised is a completely earthy cooking word, which will inevitably make people think of some kind of pasta, and the father who uses this word to give his child such a name must be an idiot, so he didn't expect that this would bring his child a braised noodle-like childhood!

This inference is completely correct, Li Yan's father is really an idiot, but a generous idiot, and he will give half of his manuscript fee to Li Yang as living expenses every month, which is more than 1,000 yuan!

It's not the most terrible thing to have an income of more than 2,000 yuan a month, after all, Dad is working very hard to create, and a hard-working person should not be blamed. What's really scary is the novel written by my father.,For example, he's writing a novel called "Take Lori to Resist Japan" right now.,Attention,Not only that, but there are more dangerous thoughts hidden in it.,It's not the imaginary "anti-Japanese", but to resist the "day"!

His efforts were completely in the wrong direction, okay, he doesn't know what shame is, and the woman named Lori is innocent!

I really don't know how this kind of person can be someone else's father with peace of mind.

Fortunately, Mom is much stronger than Dad. When I was young, my mother liked bags very much, but later found that my father couldn't afford them, so I had to buy fake bags, and I started selling them when I bought more. Unconsciously, she has become the eldest sister of the city's underground fake bag industry, and her career is even more mysterious than big, Li Yan feels that her mother's experience can be made into a "Desperate Bag King"!

However, her mother declared that she was a housewife, and she didn't even tell Li Yan about her real career, all of which Li Yan discovered by accident. Of course, he didn't expose it, you just make money silently, don't have any moral pressure, your son is a pragmatic person to the point of explosion, it's enough to have money, and creating economic value for the motherland by imitating capitalist luxury goods is a just means of making money!

It's a pity that Mom's brain is not much better than Dad's, otherwise Mom wouldn't have married Dad, she obviously made a lot of money, but she didn't invest or buy a house, but - travel!

Although Dad is a novelist who failed to pick his feet, he successfully infected the idiot cells to Mom, so they spent half of the year traveling. Li Hao has reminded them many times to think about their son's future, and to have a room when dealing with objects, after all, girls don't like to live with their in-laws, especially non-mainstream father-in-law like their father.

Whenever this happens, Dad ends the conversation with the most flavorful chicken soup in the world.

"Life is not only about what is in front of you, but also about poetry and distance. ”

This is the naked abuse of chicken soup, because Dad and Mom have never traveled to any poetic distant places, but always just go to the island to bask in the sun quietly, so that the idiot cells can grow more intensely.

It must be stated that this is a high-level chicken soup with a sense of meaning, and it should not be cracked in a crude way, which is a blasphemy against god-level chicken soup. To respect the compulsion of the original author of this sentence of chicken soup, and use the same high level of poisonous chicken soup to crack it, Li Yi is trying to reach this level.

On the first day of the summer vacation, the father and mother went to the island again to celebrate their son's summer vacation and 19 years and 52 days of marriage.

Because he has been living with such parents for 19 years, Li Yan has no dissatisfaction, but is very happy, and can finally enjoy a comfortable summer vacation alone.

In this way, Li Hao stayed at home for almost a summer vacation. He firmly believes that people have misunderstood the word "house", which is a rare state of life, where you can sleep unscrupulously, read books, watch movies and play video games, just like childhood.

It's a pity that once this kind of beauty enters the sinister society, it is usually gone, and some people will get lost in the busy running, physically and mentally exhausted, and then look back and despise the otaku and otaku for doing nothing and living a wasted life, they think it is an erosive depravity.

At the same time, they envy Li Yan's parents who lie on the beach on the island and spend their lives doing nothing, they think this is the true meaning of happiness!

It is those people who say that "smart people must know how to plan time fragments and make the most of every second to success", and at the same time are moved by "facing the sea, spring flowers are blooming, and the most luxurious happiness is to waste time"!

What a bunch of pretentious and idle people!

So Li Yan never tried to reason with them, and he had to cherish his time. The freshman year has passed, and there is not much time left for the house, and the national football team has the capital to waste decades of time, but there are only three summer vacations left for Li Yan!

On the last day of the summer vacation, that is, yesterday, Li Hao was addicted to a boring game called "Plague Inc". The game is set in an extremely simple way, the player plays as a virus, with the goal of infecting and killing all mankind, and must carefully hide himself as much as possible to spread it, so as not to be discovered by the evil medical research institute, and then cause a deadly illness at the right time, and kill humans before the research institute develops antibodies.

This game is actually not anti-human at all, because from beginning to end it is just a bunch of data, there is no picture of a corpse, even "CrossFire" is more anti-human than it, and the players of "Plague Inc" do not really want to destroy the world, just use a variety of strategies, enjoy the game pleasure of hiding themselves silently, and then suddenly breaking out to rule the world.

Although gaming has become a commonplace pastime, addiction to gaming does lead to some health problems, such as unsteady sleep and dreaming.

Li Hao clearly recalled the dream at night, he had never remembered a dream so clearly.

He was ashamed to continue the journey of "Plague Inc." in his dreams.

First of all, he had to name the plague, Li Hao casually entered the thing he wanted to spread the most [Poisonous Chicken Soup], it was not a bad taste, he just hated Chicken Soup for the Soul, so he didn't intend to exterminate human beings, just to heal people infected by Chicken Soup.

After that, choose the type of plague, usually it should be cells, viruses, parasites, etc., but this game is a bit strange, and the choices left for Li Yi are [idol], [scholar], [businessman] and [politician].

He chose [Politician] without thinking about it, because the politician is the father of the first three people, and he can easily do what the first three people can't do in their lifetime, but unfortunately an error prompt pops up-

[You can't choose this status in your region!]

Is it so troublesome to play a game these days!