Twenty-six episodes of flowing clouds and ink fairy posture exhibition, helpless to cut off their beloved
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Duan Zhou has been working as a shopkeeper in Fu's Garment Store since he was fifteen years old, and now he is in his third year, reading countless people every day, and he thinks that he has already seen a lot of knowledge, no matter how strange and difficult the guests are, he can deal with them easily, but these two guests who came early this morning, Duan Zhou can't see through them. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The guest who led the first store was dressed in a brown coarse cloth with a messy hair ball tied on his head, a round face with pale gray eyebrows, three white eyes hanging upside down, and his whole body was full of anger.
As soon as he entered the door, he swaggered and sat on the bamboo chair prepared for regular customers, the black cloth shoes with one toe exposed were raised high, and he grabbed the signature dim sum of Tang Tang Sweet Water Zhai on the table for half a pound of silver and nibbled on it, and put on a very disgusted look and said:
"Well, this shop doesn't look very good, and the dim sum is very bland, which is very unsuitable for Lao Tzu's taste. ”
The sitting posture and the tone are exactly the same as the thugs who collect land fees on the street.
And the second guest officer who came in behind this person was even more strange.
His back was as straight as a stick, and he wore a suit of ill-fitting black cotton shirts, with short sleeves and trouser legs, revealing his emaciated wrists and ankles, slender and yellowish.
Look at the face again - well, you can only see the yellowed lower half of the face, the upper half of the face is tightly covered by a heavy Qi bangs, the eyebrows and eyes can't really be seen, after entering the door, he picked the seat on the side of the three-white-eyed young man, sat upright, his eyes did not squint, his face was expressionless, just like an underworld thug.
"Shopkeeper Li—you see?" Duan Zhou glanced at the shopkeeper next to him who was pretending to be a plan.
"These two are not ordinary people, and they are waiting carefully. Shopkeeper Li's eyes flashed, and he instructed.
"Yes. Duan Zhou took a breath, his face shook twice, pulled out a smile full of sincerity, raised his voice and greeted him: "Yo, two guest officers, what do you want to buy? ”
"Really?" the three-white-eyed young man raised his eyelids and glanced at Duan Zhou.
"Tong Suo is not bullied, guest officer!" Duan Zhou said with a smile.
"Okay, Lao Tzu believes you once!" The three-white-eyed young man pouted, "Take out all the most expensive clothes in your store, Lao Tzu wants to try on them!"
"The most expensive?!" Duan Zhou was startled, and turned his head to glance at Shopkeeper Li.
Shopkeeper Li, who lowered his eyes and was about to take a plate, lifted his eyelids and glanced at Duan Zhou, and nodded lightly.
Duan Zhou immediately understood, and immediately pulled his face and smiled: "Okay, guest officer, wait a minute!"
As he spoke, he rushed into the back warehouse.
As soon as Duan Zhou left, the entire shop immediately fell silent, and he could only hear the crackling abacus of the shopkeeper and the chirping of the three-white-eyed young man chewing his heart.
"Arthur—" the man in black suddenly spoke, his voice low and hoarse, "do you really want to buy clothes?"
"Of course!" The three-white-eyed young man, naturally Hao Se, hehe, Yile, picked up the teacup and drank it again.
"However, we have no ......," the corpse Tianqing said again.
"What are you afraid of! Lao Tzu has silver!" Hao Se slapped the table, raised his eyebrows and shouted, "Lao Tzu is very rich!"
As he spoke, he glared at Shopkeeper Li with a pair of provocative dead fish eyes.
Shopkeeper Li's eyes flashed, and he immediately bypassed the counter and stepped forward to add a cup of tea to Hao Se, and said, "Guest officer, there is still a good Biluochun in the small store, do you want to taste it?"
"Biluochun...... Hao Se squinted at the shopkeeper and nodded, "Okay, I can barely enter." ”
"Okay, guest officer, later. Shopkeeper Li clenched his fists, turned around and got into the wardrobe of the back store, and happened to meet Duan Zhou, who had just selected clothes.
"Shopkeeper Li, why are you here?" Duan Zhou said strangely while holding his clothes.
Shopkeeper Li flipped through the clothes in Duan Zhou's hand, shook his head and said, "These sets are not proper, Xiao Duan, you go and bring the two sets of clothes that just entered the store last month, and also, bring that set - also bring that set!"
"What? Shopkeeper Li, you're not wrong?!" Duan Zhou's eyes widened, "Those two sets of clothes were purchased from Suzhou and Hangzhou at a great price in the store, not to mention that one-just the clothes of the two people outside, they can't afford to buy them at first glance!"
"You know a fart!" Shopkeeper Li slapped Duan Zhou on the back of the head, "Although those two people are poorly dressed, they are both superior people in appearance and momentum, we must not slack off!"
"What kind of superior people, aren't they just two street thugs?" Duan Zhou said with a pouting covering the back of his head.
"You stinky boy, all the things I've taught you over the years have been recorded in the dog's belly?!" Shopkeeper Li slapped the back of his head again, "The one who eats snacks, although his words are informal, and he seems to be rude, but his eyes are bright and shining, and there is a majestic atmosphere hidden in his words and deeds, and he is even more noble in his gestures, and he must be a rich and noble person." ”
"Huh?" Duan Zhou was stunned.
"And the man in black next to him is even more incredible!" "The shopkeeper Li has a solemn face, "Standing like a pine, momentum like a sword, as soon as you enter the gate, the store is full of cold aura, you must be a top master with martial arts!"
"I really didn't see it—" Duan Zhou scratched his head.
"Alright, stop talking poorly, go get those three sets of clothes!"
"Yes, shopkeeper Li......" Duan Zhou touched the back of his head and turned back to the warehouse.
After Shopkeeper Li and Duan Zhou chose their clothes and returned to the front store, after half a cup of tea, Hao Se had already eaten a whole plate of dim sum.
"Shopkeeper, you're too slow!" Hao Se said with an unhappy face.
"I've been waiting for a long time, this is the freshly brewed Biluochun, you two can taste it. Shopkeeper Li stepped forward to personally bring tea cups to Hao Se and Corpse Tianqing.
The corpse Tianqing took it and put the tea cup on the small table, but he didn't drink it.
Hao Se squinted his eyes and took two bites of Erlang's legs, nodded, and asked, "Where are the clothes that Lao Tzu wants?"
Shopkeeper Li immediately turned around and said, "Xiao Duan, bring the clothes up." ”
"Howler. Duan Zhou first carefully put the clothes on the counter, then took one off the top and lifted it, showing it in the wind, "Guest officer, what do you think of this?"
Just listen to the sound of "swish", a dark green silk shirt slowly unfolded in the wind, the thin silk silk like cicada wings revealed the color of glass, the elegant blue bamboo dark lines reflected the light, and the silver silk thread was thinly edged along the corner of the robe, like a frost color flowing, beautiful.
Corpse Tianqing glanced at Hao Se with an uneasy expression.
Damn, this one must be very expensive!
Hao Se's eyelids jumped, but his face was about to make a look of disgust: "Green? It's too vulgar, I don't like it!"
"Vulgar? This is the most popular blue shirt in Suzhou and Hangzhou, and one piece costs ten taels of silver...... Duan Zhou almost broke out.
"Xiao Duan, change it!" shopkeeper Li ordered with a sinking face.
“…… It's ......" Duan Zhou gritted his teeth and put away his clothes, then cautiously picked up the second one, and shook it away with a snap-
A purple brocade robe was immediately gorgeously displayed in front of you, the cuffs flashed with auspicious clouds and blessings, and the bright broken jade was embroidered along the neckline.
"This is the most popular style among the dignitaries and nobles in the capital recently, called Zijin, what do you think?" asked Shopkeeper Li with a confident face.
Ancestors board, this must be super expensive!
Hao Se stretched his neck and swallowed a sip of tea.
"Arthur ......" beads of sweat broke out on his forehead.
"This one is too coquettish, not Lao Tzu's style!" said Hao Se, straining his neck.
"This one costs fifteen taels!" Duan Zhouqi's eyes were red, "I see that you kid doesn't know the goods at all, and he is just here to find fault......"
"Xiao Duan, change it again!" Shopkeeper Li suddenly raised his voice, his eyes stared straight at Hao Se, and the smile on the corner of his mouth not only did not decrease, but deepened, "Guest officer, you are satisfied with this package!"
Boy, I'm out today, and I'm sure you'll be convinced!
"Cut, I don't think you have any good goods in this store—" Hauser glared back.
Lao Tzu wants to see what else you can offer?
"Let you see! This is the treasure of our town store!" Duan Zhou stepped forward angrily, carefully handed the clothes in his hand to Shopkeeper Li, and the two of them held their breath at the same time and pinched the corners of their clothes, and slowly unfolded their clothes.
Hao Sesan's eyes suddenly rounded, and he jumped up from the chair.
Under the golden sunlight, the clothes in the hands of the two slowly unfolded, like a blue morning mist slowly spreading in front of them, like smoke and fog, like a dream.
This set is called Liuyun shirt, which is made of ice silk in the Tianshan Mountains, light and thin like clouds, warm in winter and cool in summer, and each silk thread has the unique light pattern of ice silk. Shopkeeper Li said with a smug face.
"This, this ......" Hao Se stepped forward slowly, and both eyeballs were eager to stick to this dress.
"This garment is made by the Fu family in accordance with the "Secret Clothes Biography" written by the garment master Zhi Lao a hundred years ago, you see this material, this color, this embroidery, this set, all of them are the best of the best......"
Every time Shopkeeper Li introduced a sentence, Hao Se swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"Guest, how about this?" shopkeeper Li smiled with a smile on his face.
Hao Se glared at Shopkeeper Li with wide eyes, and suddenly shouted: "Corpse brother!"
"What's the matter?" Corpse Tianqing's expression was stunned.
"You go try this!" Hauser's eyes sparkled.
"Me?" said Corpse stood up, his face shocked.
"Of course it's you!" Hao Se dragged the corpse Tianqing, "Lao Tzu's honor can't become a fairy even if he puts on a feather coat, so of course this dress is a corpse brother, you go and try it!"
"But......" Corpse Tianqing glanced at the clothes and frowned slightly.
"Where is the fitting room?" Hao Se dragged the corpse Tianqing to death, glaring at Shopkeeper Li and Duan Zhou with an excited face, a pair of dead fish eyes instantly shot wildly, so terrifying.
Li and Duan shivered at the same time, and invariably pointed to a small door with a curtain next to the counter.
"Brother Corpse, go quickly!" Hao Se snatched the Liuyun shirt and stuffed it into Corpse Tianqing's arms, and pushed Corpse Tianqing into the fitting room, muttering non-stop, "Ancestor Banban, if Corpse Brother wears this clothes, he must look good, he must be super super good-looking!"
"Shopkeeper Li......" Duan Zhou looked like he was about to cry, "That dress costs twenty taels ......of silver!
Shopkeeper Li glanced at Hao Se, who was full of banditry, and wiped his sweat: "Don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, don't be impatient......
The three of them stared at the curtain of the fitting room with their own hearts and minds.
After a while, I heard the dumb voice of the corpse inside the door: "Arthur, this shirt ......"
As soon as the door curtain opened, a person walked out while arranging his bangs.
"Shhh
"Ahh
"Don't move!"
Three different voices roared out from the mouths of Shopkeeper Li, Duan Zhou, and Hao Se.
The corpse Tianqing's body froze and looked up.
But seeing that Duan Zhou was dumbfounded, and Shopkeeper Li was stunned, Hao Se was only stunned for a moment, and then rushed forward with an excited face, still holding a cyan hairband in his hand, and fixed the Qi bangs of the corpse Tianqing on the top of his head.
"Perfect-" Hao Sesan's white eyes narrowed into two thin slits, and slowly retreated, holding his cheeks with both hands, with an intoxicated expression.
In the morning light, the corpse is as clear as a pine posture near the wind jade tree, the Lingxuan stone blue shirt is close to the body, the water-colored belt is tightly tied to the narrow waist, and the blue coat is covered, such as the smoke cloud sleeves, the deep bamboo moonlight silk thread lightly depicts the cloud pattern, the morning breeze moves, and the thin green shirt rises like a cloud and mist, as if a layer of light ink is swinging around the body.
Under the backdrop of a flowing cloud shirt, the whole person of the corpse Tianqing seems to be shrouded in the soft light of beautiful jade, the sallow face faintly reveals the light of jade, the green silk is like a high bundle of satin, showing a full forehead, the sword eyebrows are flying, the nose bone is straight, the white thin lips are slightly pursed, and a pair of eyes are like the moonlight on an autumn night, bright and clear, just like a fairy from Qinghua, although it falls into the dust, it still condenses the brilliance of the sky.
"Ancestors are banban!" Hao Se was moved and burst into tears, "Shopkeeper, your treasure of the town store is simply tailor-made for the corpse brother!"
As he spoke, he stabbed the shopkeeper Li beside him.
"Wow!"
Suddenly, Shopkeeper Li and Duan Zhou shouted at the same time, blushing and slapping their chests wildly.
"Mom, I almost suffocated!" Duan Zhou took a long breath.
"I thought, I thought that there was no one in the world to match this dress, I couldn't think of it, I couldn't think of ......it," shopkeeper Li's eyes were red.
As he spoke, the two suddenly glanced at each other, and instantly rushed to the counter at the same time, Shopkeeper Li grabbed a pair of boots, Duan Zhou grabbed a jade crown, and rushed to the corpse Tianqing together, shouting in unison: "Guest officer, you try this again!"
Corpse Tianqing frowned, his face immediately sank, and his ice eyes shone coldly.
Li and Duan both shivered, and turned back together, looking at Hao Se with a pleading expression.
"Brother Corpse, you try!" Hao Se folded his hands, his eyes sparkled, and his face was eager to try.
Corpse Tianqing glanced at Hao Se, sighed lightly, his gaze gradually softened, and then nodded at Shopkeeper Li and Duan Zhou.
"This jade crown is definitely suitable for you!"
"These shoes are definitely suitable for guest officers!"
Shopkeeper Li and Duan Zhou immediately happily helped the corpse Tianqing change his outfit, and then took a few steps backwards at the same time like Hao Se, and fixed his eyes to watch.
The new corpse in front of him was simply like an immortal descending from the Nine Heavens Xuanxiao, and it was so beautiful that it was breathtaking.
"Shopkeeper, it's great that the little one can come to Fu's Ready-to-Wear Store to be the second child......" Duan Zhou wiped the corner of his eyes.
"Xiao Duan, I feel that the clothes of the shopkeeper for more than 30 years have been sold in vain......" The shopkeeper Li burst into tears.
"Lao Tzu feels, feels......" Hao Se's eyes were tightly glued to the corpse Tianqing for a long time, and he suddenly gritted his teeth and slapped the counter, "The ancestors are on the board! How much is this dress?"
"Only twenty taels of silver!" Shopkeeper Li and Duan Zhou shouted in unison, looking at Hao Se expectantly.
Hao Se's whole body immediately stiffened, and his face twitched.
"Don't buy it!" Corpse Tianqing's face sank, he turned around neatly and returned to the fitting room, and within a moment, he changed back into his ill-fitting black shirt, handed the Liuyun shirt in his hand to Shopkeeper Li, grabbed Hao Se's wrist with his backhand and walked out, "Arthur, let's go!"
"Huh?" Before Hao Se could come back to his senses, he was staggered out of the store by Corpse Tianqing.
"Don't, guest officer, let's discuss it again!" Duan Zhou chased out, his eyes were red, and he shouted urgently.
"Guest officer, I'll give you a discount, a nine-percent discount!" an eight-fold discount!" Shopkeeper Li almost cried.
But the corpse Tianqing didn't look back, pulling Hao Se, who was frequently turning back and lingering, and disappeared into the vast flow of people like a gust of wind.
"Ahh......h
Shopkeeper Li slowly folded the clothes in his hand, and his face was stunned: "I really read it right, that demeanor, that appearance, that bearing, must not be an ordinary person, it's just, it's just like a celestial person......"
"Ahh
Shopkeeper Li fixed his eyes on the Liuyun shirt on the counter, and suddenly, his eyes flashed, and he said in a fixed voice: "Xiao Duan, I have decided! Tomorrow I will go to apply to the master and sell this Liuyun shirt to the guest officer just now!"
"Isn't that ten taels?" Duan Zhou was immediately stunned, "But the master said that the cost of this dress is more than twelve taels ......."
"You know what a fart!" Shopkeeper Li slapped Duan Zhou's head with a look of hatred, "If this son wears this dress and walks in this county, in the future, our Liuyun shirt will not say twenty taels, even if it is thirty taels, it will definitely be in short supply!"
"Wow!" Duan Zhou immediately clapped his hands with sudden realization, "Shopkeeper Li, sure enough, Jiang is still old and spicy!"
"That's nature!"
Shopkeeper Li squinted and smiled, glanced at Duan Zhou, and both showed a fox-like profiteer smile.