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"Ahhhh

At the small table near the window of the "Chunlai Noodle Restaurant" on the south side of Mao City, Dongcheng City, Le'an County, Hao Se held his head in his hands, buried himself on the table and cried, the sound was deafening, which attracted frequent sideways glances from the guests in the same hall.

Corpse Tianqing sat aside, and comforted dryly with a helpless face: "Arthur, clothes, shoes and hats are just things outside the body......"

Hao Se raised his eyes, glanced at the yellow-faced young man in front of him, the corners of his mouth turned down, and there was another high howl: "Ahhhhh

Yixi's words made the corpse Tianqing full of black lines, and the corners of his forehead jumped wildly: "Arthur!"

"No, no, no, no! Lao Tzu can't fall like this anymore!" Hao Se suddenly slapped the table, rubbed his head and raised his head, a pair of dead fish eyes swished and shining, "Lao Tzu wants to get up, Lao Tzu wants to work hard, Lao Tzu wants to earn silver and gold every day!"

As he spoke, he pulled out the project manual from his arms, opened it with a bang, clenched the brush with his fingers, and concentrated on his face: "Lao Tzu must perfectly solve Zhou Yunniang's commission, and he must charge a large commission fee......!

"Uh-huh!" Corpse Tianqing interrupted Hao Se's broken thoughts with a dry cough, and changed the subject, "Arthur, the four items of 'morality, physique, wealth, and appearance' are now decided, so what about this last item of 'wisdom'?"

"Brother Corpse asked!" Hao Se immediately came to his senses, put up a brush on the word "Zhi", and smiled at Corpse Tianqing, "Brother Corpse, you don't think that we really went to the Fu Clothing Store today to buy clothes, right?"

The corpse Tianqing was stunned, and raised his eyes to look at Hao Se, with a puzzled expression, "What else are you going to do".

"Hmph!" Hao Se couldn't help but get proud, "This is Lao Tzu's strange trick - to test the law, ahh

Corpse Tianqing paused: "What do you mean by Arthur's words?"

"Hehe, first of all—" Hao Se's eyes flashed, "Brother Corpse, what do you think of what we are going to dress today?"

Corpse Tianqing glanced down at his clothes, then at Hao Se, and nodded: "The clothes are neat, there is nothing wrong with it." ”

"Forehead......" Hao Se scratched his head, "Brother corpse, don't you think our clothes are a little sour?"

Corpse Tianqing frowned: "How can you only rely on superficial things like clothes and accessories?!"

Hey, Brother Corpse, can you talk to each other?

Hao Se twitched a few times, and changed the topic head-on: "That...... Brother Corpse, do you think the shopkeeper and the shopkeeper are snubbing us because of our tattered clothes?"

Corpse Tianqing thought for a while and shook his head: "Those two are very polite to us, and they don't have any contempt. ”

Yes, yes, that's the normal rhythm of chatting!

Hao Se nodded frequently: "What does the corpse brother think of Lao Tzu's words and deeds in Fu's ready-to-wear store today?"

"Arthur's words and deeds?" Corpse Tianqing glanced at Hao Se, and a soft smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Arthur has always been uninhibited in his words and deeds, and he has the true character of a hero. ”

An eerie moment of tranquility.

What?

Hero's true colors?

Who?

Hao Se's pair of dead fish eyes immediately bent into a pair of crescents, and his face was full of complacency: "Hahahaha, that's nature, Lao Tzu, I'm a hero-huh?!" The smug Hao Se immediately came back to his senses, and glared at the corpse Tianqing with a look of surprise, "No, no, corpse brother, when did you learn this trick...... The advanced skills of not blushing and not beating heartbeat?"

"Why did Arthur say this?" Corpse Tianqing was stunned: "The words of Tianqing come from the bottom of his heart, Arthur's words and deeds have his own heroic and chivalrous bones, and there is also the charm of the mountains and rivers of famous people......"

"Ahem, cough, cough!" Hao Se almost choked to death from his own saliva, hurriedly waved his hands indiscriminately, and shouted, "Stop, stop!"

The corpse Tianqing stopped silent, and looked at Hao Se with a puzzled expression.

"Oh, I'll you—" Hao Se crackled and patted his chest, almost using all his strength to calm his little heart fluttering wildly, and admired the unfeigned sincere expression of the yellow-faced young man in front of him.

I didn't expect that the corpse brother looked very wooden and not good at words, but this patting of the sycophants actually brought a routine and rhymed, which really responded to the saying: people can't look good, and the sea can't fight!

"Arthur?" the corpse tilted his head, and an innocent question mark floated out.

"Ahem!" Hao Se calmed down, trying to bring the topic back to the right path that had been crooked to a distance of 108,000 miles, "Brother corpse, actually...... Today, I went to the store in the style of a street thug......"

When the corpse was clear, he suddenly realized: "Arthur ...... today." Today, he has the demeanor of a ruffian, and even more of a street gangster, which is really the demeanor of a thief in the rivers and lakes......"

"Stop!" Hao Se hurriedly stopped the indiscriminate sycophant attack of the corpse, wiped the black line on his head, and got back to the point, "In short, after today's undercover investigation by Lao Tzu in plainclothes, I have come to the conclusion that this Fu Li is very talented in business!"

As he spoke, he drew a big circle after the word "wisdom".

"How did Arthur come to this conclusion?" Corpse Tianqing frowned slightly, even more puzzled.

"We are not prejudiced because of our poor clothes, we are not rude because of our words and deeds, and we are treated with the courtesy of distinguished guests, whether rich or poor, whether noble or low, such service-oriented hospitality—"

Hao Se paused, his three white eyes released a dazzling brilliance, and he made an irresponsible prediction: "It will definitely lay a solid customer foundation for Fu Li's future business and cultivate stable brand loyalty, and Fu Li's future after Fu Li should definitely not be underestimated!"

The noon sun poured in through the window railing, dappling the light and shadow between the light eyebrows of the round face, which made Hao Se's face unfathomable.

Corpse Tianqing looked at Hao Se quietly, his eyes flashed, and he bowed slightly: "What Arthur said, sure enough, the words imply mystery, and the mystery is incomparable-"

"Hahahaha, of course! Lao Tzu's words, it is definitely a classic sentence - ahh ”

With that, Hauser turned the next page of the booklet.

The corpse Tianqing looked at it, but saw a line of words written crookedly on this page:

"Investigation Report on the Affair of Fu Like's Wife".

"Well, it's a bit of a hassle to investigate. Hao Se bit the pen and frowned, "After all, it's all old things from more than twenty years ago, and finding witness testimony is probably a big project......

Before he could finish speaking, he heard a loud voice coming from the window.

"Brother Hao, Brother Corpse, it turns out that you are here, let me find it easily!"

"Huh?" Hao Se turned his head to see that the person outside the window had already pierced in through the door, sat down beside Hao Se, grabbed Hao Se's tea bowl and poured a large bowl of tea.

"Little Dongzi?" Hao Se was surprised, "Why are you here?"

Chen Dongsheng, who had a black face and thick lips, grinned: "Hehe, two big brothers, Xiao Dongzi, I heard a few old things, I don't know if you are interested in hearing about it?"

"Old things?" Hao Se and Corpse Tianqing glanced at each other, and at the same time were shocked, "Isn't it-Boss Fu?"

"That's right! It's the secret □□ of Fu Li's three marriages!" Chen Dongsheng said with a smug face.

"Xiao Dongzi, where did you find out?" Hao Seluo jumped up and shouted in surprise.

"Hmph, Brother Hao, you don't go to inquire, in this Le'an County, as long as I, Chen Dongsheng, come out, don't say that it was an old thing twenty years ago, even if it is a secret history a hundred years ago, my little Dongzi can inquire clearly!" Chen Dongsheng looked full of spirits.

"it!"

Hao Se looked at Chen Dongsheng fixedly, his three white eyes slowly rounded, and his eyes became brighter and brighter, and he saw a chill behind Chen Dongsheng.

"Hao, Brother Hao?"

"Xiao Dongzi!" Hao Se suddenly made a move and held Chen Dongsheng's hands tightly, "Do you want to do it with us?"

"Huh?"

"Like Xiao Dongzi, you are a master like you who is born with a gossip detector and comes with a detective and a good ear, which is exactly the talent we are eager for!"

"Huh?"

"Join us!

"One, one percent?!" Chen Dongsheng was so shocked that he almost jumped up, "I, what can I do?"

"Naturally, he is our chief agent, and he is fully responsible for finding out the news and gossip!" Hao Se squeezed Chen Dongsheng's hands.

"Responsible for finding out the news?" Chen Dongsheng's eyes lit up.

Hao Se nodded vigorously with a smile on his face.

Chen Dongsheng's face immediately lit up: "Deal!"

"Yay!"

The two high-fived and cheered.

The corpse Tianqing on the side looked at the elated two, shook his head slightly, and smiled lightly.

It's just that Arthur is happy......

The sun burns the west mountains and is far away, and the mountains are thin and golden.

The orange sunset is covered with ice and blue sky, the evening breeze gusts, blowing the smoke of the courtyard of the house, the returning farmers humming the peasant tune and walking through the streets, the little children jumping and running through the staggered alleys, the small merchants and vendors have closed their stalls, and the noisy streets all day long are gradually quieting in the afterglow of the sunset.

In the leisurely scenery, there are three people who are very different, walking on the street, walking hurriedly, looking solemn, and from time to time they also exchange discussions:

"Therefore, if you infer from the news from Xiao Dongzi, this Fu Li is not a wife at all, and at best he can only be regarded as a ......" Hao Se, who was walking in the middle, touched his chin and found an adjective, "Bad luck?"

"It's not just bad luck, it's bad luck!" Chen Dongsheng on the right added, "Brother Hao, do you know what sells best in this Fu garment store?"

"What?"

"It's a hat!" Chen Dongsheng said with a glare, "Fu's ready-to-wear store is the most complete hat store in the county. ”

"The hat style is the most complete...... Hao Se's eyelids jumped, and the scene of bird feces falling on Fu Li's head suddenly appeared in his mind, and he couldn't help but twitch, "It can't be because—that, right?"

As he spoke, he pointed to a flock of birds passing by in the sky.

"That's it!" Chen Dongsheng grinned, "Legend has it that every time this Fu Li goes out, bird feces will fall on his head, and rain or shine, the festival is endless, which can be called the first of the top ten unsolved mysteries in Le'an County!"

"I'll go, what the hell is this......" Hao Se held his forehead.

"This Fu Li, it's really not easy to ......," said the corpse Tianqing next to him.

"It's not easy. Chen Dongsheng agreed.

"Uh......" Hao Se scratched his cheek, "No matter what, the first phase of the investigation has finally come to an end, now, let's make a brief report to Miss Zhou——"

"You two little rabbit cubs who killed a thousand knives! My Aunt Zhou would rather have your corpses broken into ten thousand pieces today!"

Before Hao Se finished speaking, suddenly, he heard a loud explosion, like a thunderclap cutting through the quiet street at dusk.

The three of them stopped at the same time, looking up in surprise.

But I saw an aunt in a brocade dress and skirt with her feet wide open at the entrance of Sangsi Lane, with one hand on her waist and a broom in the other, her face was dark, her eyebrows were raised, and she was as murderous as a black face - it was Zhou Yunniang's mother, Aunt Zhou.

At this time, the target of Zhou Damiang's anger, who was angry, was obviously -

"I—I?" Hauser said, pointing to the tip of his nose with a look of surprise.

The surrounding hawkers nodded frequently, accompanied by a silent expression of "Xiao Hao, take care".

"Eh, what?" said Hauser, shocked.

But before she could ask about the ugly Yinmao, Aunt Zhou over there had already killed her with a broom: "Stinky boy, the good things you have done, my daughter will be ruined in your hands for the rest of her life!"

At this shout, the surrounding onlookers immediately blew up their nests, and all of them were full of gossip and shouting.

"Oh, Xiao Hao, I didn't expect you to start fast enough!"

"Hey, hey, when did you get along with Miss Zhou, why don't our brothers know?"

"Hey, when are you going to drink the wine?"

"Shut up Lao Tzu!" Hao Se shouted with red ears and red ears, wanting to explain where there was still time, and in the blink of an eye, Aunt Zhou's broom had already slapped in front of him with the spirit of sweeping thousands of troops.

"Mom, it's none of my business!" Chen Dongsheng shouted, hugging the head mouse and running away.

Xiao Dongzi, you are too unrighteous!

Hao Se glared at Chen Dongsheng fiercely, and grabbed Corpse Tianqing's arm: "Corpse brother!"

The corpse Tianqing turned his eyes to look at Hao Se.

"Rely on you!" Hao Se shouted, pushed the corpse Tianqing forward, and fled wildly with his own pick.

"Arthur rest assured!"

Corpse Tianqing stepped forward and stopped in the middle of the road, his expression was solemn, his sword eyebrows were cold, and a black shirt was raised high with the dust of Zhou Damiang's broom, a heroic appearance of chivalry.

"You kid isn't a good thing!" Aunt Zhou shouted, the broom in her hand swirled, and slapped towards the door of the corpse like a storm.

Corpse Tianqing Jian frowned, raised his arm, and firmly grasped the broom handle.

"Stinky boy, you let go!" Aunt Zhou shouted angrily.

Corpse Tianqing looked resolute and shook his head firmly.

"I don't believe you!" Aunt Zhou's eyes lit up, and she suddenly puffed out a mouthful of saliva with her cheeks, "Ahh

Corpse Tianqing's face immediately changed, and he quickly withdrew his hand and took a step back, narrowly avoiding the spray.

But the second wave of attacks is imminent.

"I'm baba

Corpse Tianqing couldn't help but be shocked, his figure flew backwards and retreated sharply, but he retreated a few feet in an instant, and the next moment, his body turned, and he immediately chased in the direction of Hao Se's escape.

Hao Se, who fled the road, heard the sound of footsteps approaching rapidly behind him, looked back, and was immediately shocked: "Brother corpse, even you can't beat Aunt Zhou?"

The corpse Tianqing's heavy bangs became a mess with the rapid running, his face was expressionless, and his voice was heavy: "Zi said: Only women and villains are difficult to raise, if they are close, they will not be grandchildren, and if they are far away, they will ......."

"When is it, corpse brother, don't drag the text, ahhh

"Stinky boy, you grandma's stop me!"

"What the hell is going on?!"

Suddenly, the entire Sansi Alley was filled with the shouts and scolding of Aunt Zhou, the howls of Hao Se, and the coaxing of the surrounding onlookers.

"Xiao Hao, be careful, the broom is here again!"

"Little corpse, Aunt Zhou is foaming again!"

"You unrighteous people, come out and save us!" shouted Hauser, panting as he dodged a broomstick.

"They are not Zhou Damiang's opponents. Corpse Tianqing dodged, and his face sank to dodge a round of saliva attacks.

"Then find someone who can beat Aunt Zhou!" Hao Se shouted.

Before the scream fell, a figure suddenly flew out from the side, and the strong wind and black shadow in his hand flashed, and he grabbed Aunt Zhou's broom with a click.

"Aunt Zhou, these two are my Gu family's buddies, you don't have to deceive people too much!"

Hao Se and Corpse Tianqing stopped at the same time, looked back, and immediately stared at each other.

But I saw a person with a lot of momentum behind Hao and the corpse, with a broom in her hand and a horizontal fence Zhou Da Niang, with a straight posture, willow eyebrows, scorching eyes, and an autumn-scented horse-faced skirt fluttering in the wind, majestic and imposing.

It is Hao Se and the boss of Corpse Tianqing - Gu Sang's sister-in-law.

Boss Gu, savior!

Hao Se immediately burst into tears.