Yang Qiu was even too lazy to even raise his eyelids at this time, and scolded directly: "You also call it cross talk? ”

"Hey, dare to love Brother Yang, you know cross talk. Li Hanxiang realized it later, sat down and said, "Then you just pretended to be a big-tailed wolf with me, saying that it was not ......."

"Smack-"

"Oh, what are you beating people again!"

"Can't you do it? Yang Qiu rubbed his right hand, looked like a matter of course, and continued: "Cross talk is cross talk, what kind of funny show, you are a demon capital." ”

Li Hanxiang touched the back of his head and replied embarrassedly: "This, isn't it that I'm afraid that you haven't heard of it, thinking that the demon capital is closer to your south, so it's easy to explain." ”

"Explain the! ”

"Hey, Brother Yang, have you been to the Demon Capital? ”

"I haven't been to the magic capital. Yang Qiu pulled twice on the dish with chopsticks, and said casually: "This is what I learned from a pair of mothers and sons who fled and passed by when I was basking in the sun at the door of my hometown. ”

"Alas......"

Yang Qiu suddenly sighed, and said with a sad face: "I still remember that son's name is Xu Tian, and he still went to RB to study, and I heard that they still have a few properties in SH Tongfu, so they can be regarded as a rich child." But what is the result, when the war starts, it is not that you have to roll up the bed and run away, abandon your family and property. ”

“……”

The topic of war is still quite heavy, and as a generation that grew up in the war and an aging generation, Li Hanxiang and Zhugan Wu suddenly felt that the meal in front of them had lost its taste and exhausted their appetite.

Yang Qiu was still shaken by the burden that only he knew just now, and now looking at the silent two, they also knew that they had said the wrong thing, so they hurriedly remedied: "Okay, let's not talk about those unhappy things, by the way, Xiangzai, listen to your words, you will still cross talk, then will you laugh?"

"Yo, do you still know how to please?" In the end, it was a young man, and his emotions came and went quickly, Li Hanxiang recovered immediately, and replied with a look of surprise.

"That's!" Yang Qiu patted his chest proudly, and blew again: "When I was basking in the sun at the door of my hometown, I happened to meet a pair of non-mainstream cross talk actors on a national tour, and I have heard a few paragraphs. ”

"Non-mainstream?"

"Well, the mainstream cross talk actors who go to Xiangbei to talk about cross talk. ”

“……”

"How is it? Xiang Zai, I heard that there are powerful actors, you don't need to be able to talk to the joke, if you can praise ......" After drinking two glasses of wine, Yang Qiu felt that the strength of the wine was a little high, and he squinted at Li Hanxiang, and suddenly said with great interest: "Let's have a section with my brothers, and there is no script, it depends on your reaction." ”

"Smack-"

Li Hanxiang was also aroused by Yang Qiu's appearance, slapped the table and tilted his head and replied: "Whoever is afraid of whom, come." ”

"Good!" Yang Qiu praised.

"Wait, let me think about it first...... , well, here we go...... Ladies and gentlemen...... Forehead...... Lao Wu, today, I'm with Xiang Zai. Yang Qiu recalled a lot of Lao Guo's jokes that he had read on the Internet before, straightened his cuffs, and gestured to Li Hanxiang, and said: "I'll tell you a cross talk, so that you can feel the traditional culture of our Chinese nation." ”

"Yes, traditional culture. Li Hanxiang shouted.

"Whew-"

Bamboo pole Wu obviously still has a temper, listening to Yang Qiu and the two singing and harmonizing, baring his teeth and letting out a sneer, drinking by himself.

Yang Qiu was unmoved, and continued to say seriously: "I don't need to introduce it, Lao Wu, you are very familiar with it, but Xiangzai, you may not know, people, it's not ordinary." ”

"Ah, I'm not ordinary, where is it not ordinary?" Li Hanxiang said.

"I'm just an ordinary flat-headed person, but Xiang Zai, his status is higher than mine. ”

"How so?"

Yang Qiu thrust his two hands into each other's cuffs, making him look like an old farmer, and said: "Because of me, from my father up, our family is a normal person, because of this ......"

"Hey, hey!" Don't say it, Li Hanxiang's reaction was really fast, and he hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop Yang Qiu: "Dare to love our family is not a normal person, is it." ”

"Huh?" Yang Qiu pretended to be stunned, and immediately changed his words: "No, no, no, wrong, wrong, well, our family is all serious people." ”

"Hey, you're not as good as a normal person. ”

"Huh? What do you mean then?"

"Ordinary people!"

"Yes, yes, ordinary people, our family is ordinary people. ”

"Our family is also normal. ”

"Your family is not ordinary. ”

"How?"

Yang Qiu clenched his fists and arched his hand towards Li Hanxiang, and praised loudly: "Scholarly Sect, after the eunuch!"

"Ah, after the eunuch?"

"Yes!"

Li Hanxiang looked at Yang Qiu's innocent look and almost believed it, and when he saw the bamboo pole Wu who had already pricked up his ears to listen, he hurriedly said, "It's wrong, you said it wrong." ”

"Wrong?"

"Yes, it should be called after the eunuch, and the eunuch is a eunuch. ”

"Oh, yes, yes, yes, wrong, it should be after the eunuch. Yang Qiu nodded and continued: "We don't know how high your family is, we only know that your grandfather is serving Lafayette, every time Lafayette wants to go out to play, he calls your grandfather 'Little Plum, drive the Summer Palace', and your grandfather ...... without hesitation."

"Ah, I'm still a eunuch after a long time. Li Hanxiang opened his mouth and began to complain: "This time it's even worse, my grandfather has become Li Lianying." ”

"Isn't it?"

"No, no, you think, how can a eunuch have a child. ”

"That's not necessarily, the eunuch can take a wife, maybe the old king next door will help later. ”

"Hey, that's not funny for you to say that. ”

"Ah, it's boring, it's boring, then let's not talk about your grandfather. Yang Qiu suddenly patted his chest and said, "Then let's talk about your father's old man, your father's ......."

"Hey, hey!"

Li Hanxiang hurriedly interrupted Yang Qiu's words, stared at him and said, "Say my father, just say my father, what do you mean by patting your chest?"

"I live next door, my surname is Wang. ”

"Ah——!h

"Uh...... , I'm just angry, pat my chest and be smooth, don't think too much, you know, I'm not surnamed Wang. ”

"Haha-"

Bamboo pole Wu was obviously amused by the two brothers, and began to laugh with his mouth open, and the atmosphere at the wine table instantly improved.

Li Hanxiang became even more energetic and said, "Even if you pass this festival, what is the matter with my father, the old man?"

"What else could it be?"

"Nonsense!" Li Hanxiang hurriedly said: "My surname is Li, and of course my father is also surnamed Li." ”

"Hey, your dad and your last name?"

"Phew, your father has your surname, and of course my father has my grandfather's surname. ”

"That's right, didn't you just say that the old Wang gang next door ......"

"Hey, why are you back round!"

"Ah, isn't that right?"

"Of course not. ”

"Okay, okay. Yang Qiu waved his hand and said helplessly: "Just your father's surname is Li Xing." ”

"It's supposed to be, it's okay. ”

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about your father's surname, your father, Old Man Li, is also a big man, have you heard of 'Big Sword King Five'?"

"Yo, Big Knife King Five, who hasn't heard of it. Li Hanxiang bowed to the north and said, "That's a great hero who fought against the Eight-Nation Alliance." ”

"The fifth king of the big sword is a real hero, your father, but he is a character with the same name, and his light skills without a trace of treading water can be described as invincible in the world, specializing in robbing the rich and helping the poor, and people give him the nickname 'Swallow Li San'. ”

"Yo, such a powerful thing, why haven't I heard my father say it. ”

"Nonsense, how can Lao Tzu boast about himself in front of his son. Yang Qiu despised Li Hanxiang and continued: "I think that back then, there was a wealthy businessman who passed by your county, so he had to go, and the thief didn't leave...... Well...... You have to rob the rich and help the poor, your father jumped up, flew up to the roof, and went straight to this wealthy businessman with a light effort. ”

"Yo, this light work is still 'Ku Ku', is it that the steps are too big and the pants are torn apart. Li Hanxiang became more and more accustomed to Yang Qiu's burden, and joked.

"I don't know that, but I don't understand it. Yang Qiu replied, gestured with a gun, and continued: "When your father arrived there, he took advantage of the unpreparedness of the gang and directly took the gun and said, 'Don't move, raise your hands, my swallow Li San robbed money', those people didn't dare to move when they heard your father's name, and obediently handed over the money." ”

"Wow, that's pretty good. ”

"That is, later your county passed by a corrupt official, your father listened, this is still it, another jump, flying ......"

"Fly up to the roof, and 'Ku Ku' will go, right? Li Hanxiang interjected, and then asked: "I just don't understand, why does our county always pass by some profiteers and corrupt officials who are unkind to the rich?"

"Well, the feng shui is good, and the feng shui in your county is good. ”

"......"

"Here, your father 'Ku Ku Ku Dai' went, and when he was unprepared, he also raised his gun and said, 'Don't move, raise your legs!'"

"Huh, what's going on with this leg raised?"

"Robbery!"

……

As soon as Yang Qiu set up the stall the next day, Li Hanxiang, who was carrying a drawing board, came over, and this guy was not in a hurry to set up a stall, so he squatted next to Yang Qiu and began to talk in the vernacular.

"Brother Yang, you said that what we said yesterday was so good, how about we go and talk about cross talk? ”

Yang Qiu raised his eyelids and said in a humming voice, "Are you sure?"

"Uh......"

"If you leave what you say in Beiping, maybe I will believe it. Yang Qiu picked up the "Golden Bottle Wooden □" again, and said slowly: "Forget about this place in Xiangjiang, give you a hundred years, don't want to make a lot of money talking about cross talk here." ”

"Uhhh......h

Li Hanxiang thought about it and gave up, and this is indeed the case, not to mention the Cantonese-speaking region, there are very few people in the south of the mainland who listen to cross talk, and they are naturally unaccustomed to the water and soil.

Dispelled the sudden rise of thoughts, Li Hanxiang also set up a stall, but the painting business was obviously not as good as yesterday. This street painter was a Western scene yesterday, but today he is an artist.

There is only one customer who comes every three or five times, and Changlong will never see him again.

"The woman you painted under the left chin, can you add a little more shadow? It feels more three-dimensional. ”

Li Hanxiang was bored drawing proofs, and Yang Qiu, who had been standing next to him for a while, suddenly said.