When the stall was close in the evening, Li Hanxiang took out the money in his pocket and made such a note, only to find that he had earned more than 140 yuan in just half a day.

At this time, even the bamboo pole Wu who 'opened for March' was envious and jealous, and shouted for Li Hanxiang to treat him.

Li Hanxiang, this guy also opened and won a good fortune, and proudly agreed. The three of them didn't even set up a stall now, and hurriedly closed the stall and walked to Southorn Stadium.

I don't dare to go to a big hotel like Huibin Building, and this money is only enough to eat a meal or two there, and I can't really make a mark.

As for the Peninsula Hotel, which always plays soy sauce in Hong Kong Entertainment, that's still it, this amount of money is not even enough to enter the door now.

Or go to the Hutun Stadium to find a food stall and eat a seafood feast.

At this time, it was the meal, and the entire Hughton Stadium was bustling with activity, and there were low-level people who came to eat the whole meal.

Yang Qiu and the three of them stopped and walked for a long time, and finally found a place in the seafood stall north of their home.

"Boss, here are three big lobsters, two dozen oysters, and a plate of sixtieth nails, by the way, are there any sea crabs?"

As soon as he sat down on the bamboo pole, Wu began to shout and order a meal, what crabs, lobsters, and nails and the like ordered a lot, adding up to at least thirty fast, and he was not afraid that Li Hanxiang, who had just made a lot of money, would feel distressed.

What to eat white food and the like, bamboo pole Wu likes it the most.

As soon as the ordered dishes were served, several people ordered two more bottles of double steaming, and began to eat the food on the table. Among them, the oldest bamboo pole Wu can blow the most and the most blowing.

"I think that in the sixteenth or seventeenth year of the Republic of China, the great warlord Sun Dianying wanted to dig the tomb of Lafayette, but thousands of people dug for half a month on the land of Tanglin, except for digging out thousands of catties of loess, they didn't even find the entrance. ”

Bamboo pole Wu took chopsticks to dig crab roe, and at the same time boasted with a mouth full of wine: "This can make Sun Dianying anxious, you think, the army will consume an extra day's rations for one day, he originally came to dig graves to make money, but now he is not losing money." Guess what's wrong with him?"

“……”

The bamboo pole Wu originally wanted to hang the appetite of Yang Qiu and the others, but the scene was a cold scene. At this time, Wu looked at Yang Qiu, who was thinking about gnawing on the flower nail and eating lobster, and the two were anxious, put down the chopsticks and patted the table and said, "Hey, why don't you guess what happened to Sun Dianying?"

Yang Qiu didn't raise his eyelids, and said to Li Hanxiang while digging the sixtieth armor: "Xiangzai, you explain it to Lao Wu." ”

"Forehead ......"

Li Hanxiang was stunned for a moment, then touched his mouth full of oil and replied: "This is still a guess, it is written in the newspaper, Sun Dianying blew up Dongling." ”

“……”

Wu was choked on the bamboo pole, and his old face suddenly couldn't hold back, and he roared angrily: "I said you young people, you can believe what the newspaper says, and what those guys write is not right." ”

"Isn't that right?"

Yang Qiu is interested now, after all, it has been almost a century since later generations said that Sun Dianying blew up Dongling, and now the bamboo pole Wu is not right, is there still a secret that has been disappeared in the long river of history?

"Of course not. Bamboo pole Wu straightened his chest as a matter of course, and replied: "Sun Dianying's thousands of people can't dig it up for half a month, and you can explode it with a few explosives?"

Li Hanxiang's baby also took the bait, and hurriedly asked, "Then how did he get in?"

"Hey, hey!"

Bamboo pole Wu touched his mustache, looked like he was pointing at the country, and replied inscrutablely: "Just when Sun Dianying was in a hurry, it happened that he found a craftsman who overshadowed Tanglin and directly found the entrance. ”

"Huh, then they went straight in?" asked Li Hanxiang curiously.

"How can it, there is still a large broken dragon stone stuck behind the tomb door, thousands of catties, and the door can't be opened at all. Broken Dragon Stone knows, it's ......"

"So, they still blew it up with explosives, right? Yang Qiu suddenly said coldly.

“……”

This is a real cold field, just now there was a cold field and Yang Qiu and the two of them were eating and drinking in the sea, chewing sounds, and now it is Yang Qiu looking at the bamboo pole Wu, the bamboo pole Wu looking at Yang Qiu, Li Hanxiang looking at Yang Qiu, looking at the bamboo pole Wu, the three of them are a little confused.

"Ahem!ahem!well, yes......"

Bamboo pole Wu coughed embarrassedly several times, gritted his teeth, decided to open the page, and continued: "As soon as this Donglin was opened, Sun Dianying was stunned, the entire underground palace was splendid, and there were sixteen nanmu pillars that were eight people thick, not to mention any gold, pearls, and jade. ”

"Among them, there is a watermelon made of jade, the green skin is emerald green, and it is more beautiful than the real watermelon, but unfortunately it fell into the hands of the SH Song family, and no one has seen it again. However, I said that the biggest benefit of this aventurine is that Sun Dianying got it himself, hehehe. ”

Li Hanxiang looked at the bamboo pole Wu with a strange smile on his face, and suddenly felt like a cat's paw scratching in his heart, and immediately asked, "What is the benefit?" ”

"Hey, hey, hey!" Bamboo pole Wu looked obscene, and replied with a low laugh: "What other good can it be, who lives in Tanglin, why is it that the Queen Mother of the West Palace, the great beauty who fascinated Xianfeng Ye, Sun Dianying got such a good opportunity, but he was not addicted to Xianfeng Ye." ”

"Uh......"

Seeing Li Hanxiang looking like he wanted to vomit but couldn't vomit, Yang Qiu felt that he had to do something cold again, lest this old rascal teach the young and the young, and the future pillars of this society must not be crooked.

"Fake. ”

Yang Qiu began to pretend with a cold face, and immediately rescued the good young man Li Hanxiang, this guy hurriedly asked, "What?"

"Fake, too ugly. ”

"What?"

"I said, Lafayette is too ugly, Sun Dianying can't say anything about it. ”

"Hey, I said that you, Yang Xiucai, are you going against me today!" Bamboo pole Wu was suddenly unconvinced, bragging and being slapped in the face several times, it was not upset that people were unhappy, and he hurriedly pointed at Yang Qiu and asked: "You said that Lafayette is ugly, is it ugly?"

"Well, yes. ”

“……”

Looking at the bamboo pole Wu and Li Hanxiang looking at him with a confused expression, Yang Qiu was about to laugh in his heart, in later generations, there were posts on the Internet every once in a while that 'the true appearance of the concubines of the Qing Dynasty', Cixi's appearance was almost tired of it, how could she not know.

This is the advantage from the era of the information explosion, otherwise how can we be fascinated by the admiration of our sister Li Man.

"No way, you trick me. Bamboo pole Wu always reacted, and questioned loudly: "When Lafayette died, it is estimated that you have not been reincarnated, is it possible that you have not seen it in your previous life." ”

"Bah, you haven't been reincarnated. ”

Yang Qiu took a sip and replied loudly: "Old Wu, you can't keep up with the times, don't you know that Cixi has taken photos, whoever said that I can't watch it if I'm dead." ”

“……”

"Hey——! I said Yang Xiucai, you deliberately made trouble for me today, didn't you!" Wu stood up from the chair with an old red face, stared at Yang Qiu while rolling up his sleeves and shouted: "Do you want to go to the court with me to compare twice, and see who is the best!"

"Come on, you old arms and legs, I'm afraid ......"

"Who do you say have old arms and legs, who do you say!" Wu felt his anger rising upwards, and roared viciously: "You come out, go and compare with me, let you know what it means to respect the elder, I won't beat you...... Hey...... Li Hanxiang, what are you holding me for!"

"Old man, old man, you ......"

"I'm not old!"

"Uh......" Li Hanxiang, who was holding the bamboo pole and didn't let him move, was stunned, and hurriedly changed his words: "Angkor, Angkor, don't be angry, don't be angry, they are all brothers, it's not good to break the affection." ”

"Who broke it first? Who? Ask him. Bamboo pole Wu condescendingly pointed at Yang Qiu and said.

“……”

Yang Qiu looked at the drunken bamboo pole Wu, grabbed a crab and gnawed on it, and simply stopped talking, and he couldn't make sense with a drunk person.

"Look at it, look at it, what kind of attitude is this!"

"Angkor Angkor, dissipate the gas, dissipate the gas, let's talk about it, okay?"

"I won't say anything. Bamboo pole Wu suddenly 'snapped' and sat down again, stared at Yang Qiu and said, "I don't have anything to say to him either." ”

“……”

Li Hanxiang looked at the bamboo pole Wu who was huffing and whirring, and then looked at Yang Qiu, who was gnawing on crabs, and said with a sad face: "Then I said, I said okay, what do you say......?" , Angkor, you've seen the photo... Belch... No burlesque?"

"Burlesque? Bamboo pole Wu thought about it, shook his head lightly and replied with a cold face: "What's the difference with Peking Opera?"

"Ah, that's a big difference. Li Hanxiang was stunned by the question, and after replying, he looked at Yang Qiu again: "Brother Yang, what about you?"

Yang Qiu also thought about it before replying: "Burlesque?

"Uh......"

Li Hanxiang hurriedly shook his hand and explained: "That's a drama, it's a movie, the burlesque I'm talking about is our traditional art, the magic capital is called burlesque, and in Beiping, it's called cross talk." ”

“……”

Yang Qiu really wants to squirt this kid to death with a mouthful of salt soda, cross talk is cross talk, what kind of funny tricks, and the magic is called, it's okay to call you big!

Who hasn't heard cross talk in the future? Of course, very few people in the Cantonese-speaking area have listened to it.

Yang Qiu is still complaining in secret, and Li Hanxiang is already drooling over there.

"This cross talk is often said by two people, but ah, there is also a 'single talk' spoken by one person, and a 'group mouth' spoken by three or five people. When these two people talk about it on stage, they can make the audience laugh and have a stomachache, don't you say it's amazing?"

“……”

It was another cold scene with a gust of cloudy wind, and Bamboo Pole Wu and Yang Qiu obviously didn't want to talk.

"Hmm...... Hmph......" Li Hanxiang snorted twice, resolved the embarrassment, and continued: "Either I'll give you two a paragraph, just a classic." ”

This cross talk came as soon as it was said, and before Zhu Pole Wu and Yang Qiu could reply, Li Hanxiang said it.

"I have nothing to do to go to Nanxiang,

The trees grew into rows.

How beautiful the pine and cypress branches and leaves,

There's a sheep standing in the tree!"

"If you ask the sheep how it got up the tree? Li Hanxiang looked at the bamboo pole Wu and then at Yang Qiu, obviously wanting to provoke the conversation, and said, "How do you get on the tree?"

“……”

The cold wind blew by, and Yang Qiu suddenly spoke: "You picked it up." ”

"Whoa—"

Li Hanxiang stood up with a glare, looked at Yang Qiu and asked with a strange expression, "Brother Yang, did you deliberately come to smash the field today?"