Twenty-nine times, late at night, clapping the board, scheming, and singing, disaster arises
readx;?? The west is falling, the evening smoke is harvested, the bright moon and the breeze are deep in the night, and the most tired is in my heart. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
"Now, Lao Tzu announced that Zhou Yunniang's plan and Fu Li's concubine project have been officially launched!
"Pap, pap, papβ"
The dry applause looked very lonely and desolate in the watery night.
"Hey, hey!" Hao Se's dead fish eyes swept the two people on the side, and a green tendon well number jumped out of his head, "Corpse brother, Xiao Dongzi, you guys don't give Lao Tzu too much face!"
Corpse Tianqing sat upright on the side, arms around his chest, silent.
"Brother Hao......" Chen Dongsheng on the other side spread crookedly on the table, yawned a lot, his eyes were misty, "Look at what time it is, it's almost three watches, I'm going to be sleepy, let's talk about this tomorrow." β
"No! Tomorrow after tomorrow, tomorrow is so much!" Hao Se crossed his hands on his hips, "Today's work is done today, no matter if you drink cold water tomorrow - ahh
"What kind of plan......" Chen Dongsheng supported his cheeks with his palms, his eyes were half-squinted and half-opened, "It will definitely not be possible to find a matchmaker to say kiss, that Fu Li's reputation as a wife has long been famous, and no one in Le'an County dares to touch this moldy head, for fear of causing a bad reputation, so you will definitely not find a matchmaker to talk about matchmaking." β
"Feelings, this Fu Li is on the matchmaker's blacklist! It seems that this right way will not work......" Hao Se touched his chin and said.
"Nonsense, if it works, how could Sister Zhou spend so much money to ask us for help......" Chen Dongsheng's eyelids slowly slid down, and his head began to mess back and forth.
Hao Se held a brush in his hand, drew a line on the booklet, and scratched his head: "Then the only way to do this is to go off the rails!"
"Bias...... Partial ...... Okay......" Chen Dongsheng slammed his head on the wooden table.
Arthur was right. Corpse Tianqing's back straightened, and he nodded in agreement.
"If you go off the rails-" Hao Se's dead fish eyes shone brightly, "Selling yourself to bury your father is like being a maid, and becoming a housewife over time, how is this drama?"
"Sister Zhou's father has been dead for many years......" Chen Dongsheng buried his head on the table, and shook his hand weakly.
Arthur was right. Corpse Tianqing continued to nod meaninglessly.
"It's long gone...... Tsk......" Hao Se scratched his head with a violent face, and suddenly, a flash of inspiration, "Yes, how about a hero who saves beauty and falls in love at first sight and is happy for life?"
"Okay-" Chen Dongsheng made a confused sound.
Arthur ...... That's right...... To ......" Corpse Tianqing's chin drooped slightly, his eyes were hidden behind the heavy Qi bangs, and he couldn't see whether he was open or closed.
"Okay! That's it!" Hao Se looked excited, and the brush in his hand put pen on the booklet, "If the hero saves the beauty, the most popular part is naturally the ...... of the bandits."
The tip of the pen paused on the paper and stopped.
The silver moonlight sprinkled on the crooked word "bandit" on the paper, revealing a bleak chill like frost and snow.
The eyes of the corpse Tianqing sitting on the side suddenly opened, the two eyes flashed like cold stars, and the sallow yellow fingers suddenly poked out, holding Hao Se's wrist tightly.
"Arthur!"
Hao Se's body trembled, and he turned his eyes to look at the corpse Tianqing.
The night breeze is soft and light, raising the green silk in front of the corpse Tianqing's forehead, showing a pair of bright eyes like a galaxy, purifying the heart and concentrating, and the sound of Wan Lai is closed.
The red color in Hao Se's eyes gradually faded, his eyelids blinked slightly, and he grinned: "Brother corpse, you are really sleeping secretly." β
Corpse Tianqing's tense body gradually slowed down, and he looked at Hao Se fixedly, and said in a hoarse voice: "What Arthur said, Tianqing remembered every word. β
A ray of water passed away in Hao Se's eyes: "Okay, corpse brother, what about this hero's idea of saving beauty?"
"Very good. Corpse Tianqing nodded.
"What about the bandits?"
"Inappropriate ......"
"Why?"
"We are understaffed. β
"There are not enough people......" Hao Se smiled faintly, looking up at the endless night sky, "yes, we don't have so many brothers anymore......"
Thousands of miles of flowing clouds, silk around the bright moon, like an ethereal light veil spread out in the night sky, shaking off a clear court.
"There is!" Hao Se's eyes suddenly lit up, and he looked at Corpse Tianqing with excitement, "Brother Corpse, Lao Tzu has thought of it! Let's have a 'fate to meet thousands of miles away, and the hero saves the beauty is irrepressible'?"
Corpse Tianqing looked at Hao Se quietly for a moment, slowly let go of the fingers that were clenching Hao Se, and nodded: "Tianqing is all at Arthur's arrangement." β
"Okay!" Hao Se hammered his palm, the whole person immediately looked radiant, and laughed, "Lao Tzu is really born, I will be born with a thousand gold, and I will come back, ohhahahahaha......"
In the demonic laughter, the corpse Tianqing looked at Hao Se fixedly, his starry eyes were swirling, and he smiled slightly, and in an instant, the moonlight in the sky seemed to be integrated into that pair of beautiful eyes, which was beautiful and soulful.
And Chen Dongsheng on the side, his whole head was under the table, his eyes were bursting out, his face was red, and he didn't even dare to make a sound.
What's going on, what's going on?!Why do I suddenly feel like this atmosphere makes people blush and heartbeat......
On May 20, the City God's Temple Temple Market opened.
Le'an County outside the Xicui Mountain, the city god temple incense is the most victorious, every day, into the temple to burn incense and seek blessings are numerous, the mountain is up and down, the market is prosperous, the curtain is all over the field, the vocal music shakes the sky, the temple market is prosperous, it is amazing.
Early in the morning, Fu Li asked people to set up the carriage, carry incense and candle offerings, and prepare to set off to the mountain to worship the Buddha.
But as soon as he went out, he heard a birdsong in the sky, and then, with a chirp overhead, a lump of white paste fell on Fu Li's hat accurately.
Fu Li's eyebrows were plain, he jumped into the carriage with his robe, took a hat of the same style from the bamboo box in the car and replaced it, handed the dirty hat in his hand to the butler under the car, and said calmly, "Old rules." β
"Yes, sir. "The housekeeper who is over half a hundred years old clenches his fists.
"Let's go. Fu Li said.
"Well, sir, sit tight. "Lao Zhou, who has been a groom for ten years, raised his horsewhip, and the carriage shook and set off.
"Master, the weather is good today, should we go to the mountain to enjoy the flowers after the incense?" asked Lao Zhou outside the carriage.
"No need. Fu Li calmly opened an account book and said.
"Gee, that's a shame. I heard my family say, the flowers of this Xicui Mountain are blooming beautifully, red and yellow, you should really go and see, master, it's not a thing to hide in the house all day!"
"Old Zhou ......" Fu Li closed the account book, "You have been with me for ten years, when will you be able to change this nagging problem?"
"Hahaha, master, you are wrong! It is precisely because Lao Zhou and I love to nag that the housekeeper let me follow the master all the time! Otherwise, master, you don't even have a person to talk to every day!"
"......" Fu Li pinched his forehead.
"Anyway, sir, do we want to go to enjoy the flowers! My family can say, the wild flowers all over the mountains, green and pink are beautiful, if you don't go, sir, you don't ......."
"Well, whatever you want. Fu Li let out a long sigh.
"Okay, then let's hurry up, there must be a lot of people in the temple market today!" Lao Zhou said as he urged the horse to speed up, "Master, I heard that this year's temple fair is different from previous years, there are many jugglers from other places, and I heard that there are still many people from the rivers and lakes who come to join in the fun-oops!!"
Suddenly, Old Monday shouted loudly and came to an emergency brake.
Fu Li quickly held the carriage with his hand, which saved him from the bad luck of being planted out of the carriage.
"What's the matter with you stinky boy, why did you suddenly come out and look for death?!" Lao Zhou outside the carriage had already scolded.
"No, no, the trail is here to pray for the nobles in the car!" a loud voice sounded outside the carriage.
"Pray, look at your outfit, you're a bastard who has been cheated and kidnapped! Hurry up and go!" Lao Zhou said angrily.
"Hey, this old man, as the saying goes, you have to leave three points of leeway for being a man, and you have to keep three points of etiquette when you speak, you don't want to spoil the blessing of the nobles in the car because of the momentary anger!
"Sing what to sing, we don't have time to ......"
Before Lao Zhou finished speaking, the voice outside the carriage actually babbled and sang by himself.
"Maple leaves and reeds and passenger boats, the Yanbo River makes people worried, persuade you to drink a glass of wine, yesterday's young man is now white. Le'an City, Fu Jiayi, three wives, all have no fate, no companion for 40 years, the lonely figure is long and the moon is far away, Qinghe Xiao Xiao is cold during the day, singing a song of the sunset evening, raising his head, the trail is about the fate, when listening to the heart, don't be in vain. β
The singing, one high and one low tone, pulling a sentence and pulling a paragraph, is not in tune at all, it is simply unpleasantly tight, but the words in the song-
Fu Li frowned, and Lao Zhou outside the car had already scolded:
"His grandmother's, what kind of nonsense are you singing!
"Old Zhou!" Fu Li lifted the curtain of the car and said in a deep voice, "That's it, he just wants some silver taels, so he should do a good deed and give it to him." β
"But sir, what he sings is clear, yes-" Old Zhou was furious.
"Give it to him. Fu Li's face sank.
"Yes, sir!" Old Zhou took out a piece of broken silver from his bosom and threw it to the front of the carriage with a disgruntled face.
"It's still the noble man in the carriage who knows the general situation!" said a smiling voice from the front of the carriage.
The joy of that voice was like a warm sun shining on his body, which made Fu Li can't help but raise his eyes and be stunned.
But the man who stopped the car was hanging on his body a very ill-fitting broad road robe, with a pair of straw shoes on his feet, ten toes exposed, and a dirty dust whisk on his hand, and the horsehair on the dust was in a mess and disorderly; a hairy bun was tied on the top of his head, and a chopstick was inserted diagonally on it, and a thin rope was tied at both ends of the chopsticks, which was half hung horizontally between his forehead, and a piece of yellow straw paper was inserted on the string, which was just enough to cover the sun; under the shadow of the straw paper, I could vaguely see that this person's eyes were hanging upside down and white, revealing bursts of banditryγ
What kind of little Taoist priest is this, he is clearly a little gangster!
Fu Li sighed secretly and said, "This Daoist, can you make it convenient?"
The little Taoist priest smiled at Fu Li, revealing a mouthful of shiny white teeth:
"This nobleman, the so-called heavenly way has reincarnation, good and evil must be rewarded, and what Xiaodao Shicai sings is the first half of this love, I wonder if the noble person would like to listen to the second half?"
Fu Li pinched his forehead, turned his head to Lao Zhou and said, "Let's go." β
With that, he lowered the curtain and shut out all the sights from the car.
The wheels rolled, and Fu Li continued to move forward, Fu Li sat upright, slowly closing his eyes.
Behind the carriage, the little Taoist priest's out-of-tune singing voice came over again:
"The twilight is firm, the moon is bent, the pipa is plucked, the game continues to play, the sky is clear and the clouds are light and mildew, the marriage in front of the City God Temple, from then on, the husband and wife both go, only envy the mandarin ducks and not the immortals, the small road song knocks on the bamboo bones, and sends blessings to a word of no negative fate, no negative fate......"
Fu Li's eyes opened slightly, and a hint of self-deprecating laughter appeared on the corners of his mouth.
Alas, I, Fu Li, have lived to such an age, and I have long seen through the warmth and coldness of people's hearts and the cold state of the world, how can I be confused by a small Taoist song?
After the carriage, the song grew farther and farther away, and gradually, no more semitones could be heard.
But for some reason, the strange singing voice seemed to be rooted in the ears, the aftersound lingered in the ears, and the magic sound pierced the soul, like a thin silk thread, which tightened Fu Li's heart more and more, and became more and more panicked, like a spider web, tightly wrapped around Fu Li to the suburbs.
Suddenly, the horses neighed, the vehicle rushed forward and braked sharply, and Lao Zhou suddenly screamed: "Master!!"
At the same time, several wild shouts suddenly sounded outside the carriage:
"Oh, I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to live from now on, leave to buy road wealth!"
Fu Li suddenly opened his eyes, lifted the car curtain, and immediately, his eyes cracked.
Damn, sure enough, it was that little gangster's ugly death-breaking love that caused trouble!