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"Ahh

"Xiao Dongzi, can you be quieter!"

"Ouch, little Dongzi, you sprayed the slave's skirt dirty. ”

"Ahh......h

On his left side, Zhou Yunniang sat on his knees, fanning the handkerchief indiscriminately with a look of disgust; on the right, Hao Se grabbed two bushes of grass and held them above his head, staring into the distance, and scratching his neck twice with the grass roots from time to time; beside him, the corpse was kneeling on his knees, his bangs were half covered, and he couldn't see his expression clearly, but he only occasionally glanced at Chen Dongsheng, who was sneezing and snotting incessantly, and his figure moved a few points without a trace.

"Brother Hao, have you really seen it clearly?Is Boss Fu taking this road?" asked Chen Dongsheng as he wiped his nose with the corner of his clothes.

"Nonsense, Lao Tzu followed the carriage and roared for half a mile to break the road, his intestines were about to break, what he saw was real, and Fu Li was definitely on this road. Hao Se scratched his neck again, and said with an affirmative expression.

"Then this is too weird," Chen Dongsheng pinched his nose and held back a sneeze, "Even if Brother Hao, you take a shortcut and come over faster, but we have been squatting here for almost a stick of incense, why hasn't this Fu family's carriage arrived yet?"

"Isn't there an accident?" Corpse Tianqing suddenly said in a loud voice.

"Could it be ......" Hao Se scratched his arm, his eyes flashed, "That Fu Li's carriage was smashed by bird droppings?!"

There was an eerie silence.

Chen Dongsheng, Zhou Yunniang and Corpse Tianqing turned their heads silently at the same time, looking at Hao Se silently.

"Hahaha-" Hao Se laughed dryly, "Lao Tzu is seeing that the atmosphere is too tense, so let's liven up the atmosphere...... Relax, relax!"

"Brother Hao, can you really work as a hero to save beauty?" Zhou Yunniang raised her eyebrows and glared at Hao Se and asked.

"Miss Zhou, don't worry, this small plan has been carefully planned and rigorously planned, and it is absolutely interlocking and foolproof!" Hao Se patted his chest and packed the ticket.

"Cut, what are the interlocking-" Chen Dongsheng looked disgusted, "Isn't it just pretending to be lost and asking for help or something, such an old drama is now even disdainful of the troupe......"

"Xiao Dongzi, you don't understand art too much!" Hao Se raised his eyebrows, "Lao Tzu has been talking bitterly all morning, and you haven't even been able to appreciate the essence of this plan, it's really chilling for Lao Tzu! Come on, let Lao Tzu talk to you again!"

"No need!" Chen Dongsheng and Zhou Yunniang immediately showed expressions that life was worse than death.

"The first step is to personally go out and pretend to be a respected Taoist priest waiting in front of Fu's house, singing a well-choreographed Taoist sentiment hinting at Fu Li, laying the groundwork!"

Hao Se ignored the collapsed expressions of the two, and began to repeat his perfect plan sixteen times with a smug face: "Lao Tzu's first step plan has come to a successful conclusion, which can be called the pinnacle of acting history!"

Chen Dongsheng and Zhou Yunniang glanced at each other, and their foreheads jumped.

Only the corpse Tianqing listened carefully with a straight face, and nodded frequently while listening.

"The second step, wait for the rabbit on the road that the Fu family's carriage must pass!" Hao Se's dead fish eyes sparkled, and he continued, "Wait until the Fu family's carriage appears-Miss Zhou!"

Hao Se suddenly called out Zhou Yunniang's name.

Zhou Yunniang rolled her eyes and lazily repeated: "The slave family shouted for help, rushed to the village road, and stopped the carriage-"

"Attention, here is the key!" Hao Se grabbed his neck and emphasized, "Miss Zhou, your voice must be pretentious, the tail note must be coquettish and sultry, the posture and movement of the flutter out must be weak and weak in the wind, and the shoes on your feet must be thrown out beautifully when you pounce, revealing your slender jade feet - the key is that when Fu Li gets out of the car to check, the feeling you feel when you look up-"

Speaking of this, Hao Se rolled up his sleeves, put his fingers on his cheeks and cocked an orchid finger, the dead fish's eyes were half-open and half-closed, and his eyebrows flew out of a charming look: "I want the autumn water to be full of pear blossoms with rain and affection, and I want to pity and refuse to welcome ......"

"Mom!" Chen Dongsheng shuddered.

The corpse Tianqing turned his head and coughed.

"Oh my mother, Xiao Hao, don't act, it's all oozing when you look at it!" Zhou Yunniang rubbed her arms vigorously, "Don't worry, the slave family must be better than you." ”

"Very good!" Hao Se gave a thumbs up, and then turned his eyes to look at Corpse Tianqing and Chen Dongsheng, "When that Fu Li can't bear to help Miss Zhou into the carriage, it will be the turn of the two of them to appear, Xiao Dongzi!"

"Yes-" Chen Dongchang sighed, "Let's just pretend to be passing, and then make a fuss, we must do the fact that Fu Li and Sister Zhou are in the same carriage and have a skin-to-skin relationship!"

"Very good!" Hao Se turned his head, "Brother Corpse, your line is—"

Corpse Tianqing straightened his body and stagnated, and said stiffly: "Look, ah, isn't that Zhou Yunniang, the second girl of the Zhou family in Sangsi Lane, how, what, got into the carriage of the Fu family, hey, yo, this lonely, male, widowed, female, how is this good, ah." ”

In a word, the words are like hard beans jumping around, and the roots of Chen Dongsheng and Zhou Yunniang's teeth are sour.

"Well, that's good!" Hao Se clapped his hands and encouraged, "Brother Corpse, it would be better if you added a little more affection, you can refer to Aunt Zhou's tone and line skills!"

Corpse Tianqing's brows twitched faintly, and he nodded stiffly.

"So, Xiao Dongzi, your line is-" Hao Se turned to Chen Dongsheng again.

Chen Dongsheng sighed, his expression immediately changed, his eyes were round, his face was full of surprise, and he opened his mouth to come: "Oh my God, this yellow flower girl and a lone man are in the same car, if this is spread out, what kind of system is this, it seems that this Zhou girl can only marry Fu Li!"

"Perfect!" Hao Se clasped his palms together, showing an intoxicated expression, "It's this expression, this rhythm, and this tone! The so-called people's words are terrifying, and in this way, it will definitely cause a very huge pressure on Fu Li's public opinion." Tomorrow, let Aunt Zhou kill the Fu Mansion and make a Vajra Iron Sweep to shoot the negative man, Miss Zhou, you add another beautiful lady to save her lover, this thing basically didn't run!"

"But-" Chen Dongsheng glanced at Hao Se, "What if Fu Li didn't stop at all, or stopped the car but ignored Sister Zhou?"

"He's going to stop, he's going to stop!" Hao Se clenched his fists, and glanced at the corpse Tianqing beside him.

Corpse Tianqing fixed his head.

Hao Se couldn't help but smile confidently and looked at Zhou Yunniang: "And as long as he is willing to stop, I believe that with Miss Zhou's ability, he will be able to promote good things!"

"That's nature! The slave family is fighting against the water this time, and they will never let that Fu Li escape from the palm of the slave family!" Zhou Yunniang stroked the hair on her shoulders and smiled like a flower.

"Good spirit, what we want is this momentum!" Hao Se clapped his hands, "Now, everything is ready, only the east wind is owed!"

As he spoke, he stared at the direction of the township road with Corpse Tianqing and Chen Dongsheng.

But when no one was paying attention, Zhou Yunniang took a breath lightly and slowly pinched her slender jade fingers.

"It's weird, why haven't you come for so long?" Hao Se scratched his neck with a frenzied face, "I said Xiao Dongzi, where did you rent this broken road suit, is there a flea, why does Lao Tzu always feel itchy on his body-"

"Brother Hao, you can be content, you only gave five copper coins, and the other troupes can lend you clothes, but they are all for my Chen Dongsheng's face......"

"It's coming!" Suddenly, Corpse Tianqing's figure leaned forward and suddenly spoke.

The other three immediately came to their senses and stared into the distance in unison.

Sure enough, after a while, I heard the sound of fragmentary horses' hooves on the country road, and then the noise and dust rolled in, and the outline of a carriage was faintly visible in the smoke and dust.

"I'll go, it's such a big soil!" Hao Se squinted his eyes and carefully identified it, "The blue background is plain, the old horse on the bicycle, and the bell on the carriage, that's right, it's the Fu family's carriage that Lao Tzu saw in the morning! Hurry up, Miss Zhou prepare!"

Zhou Yunniang took a long breath, lifted her skirt and walked two steps quickly, bowing down and hiding in the grass on the side of the road.

"Why is this carriage running so fast?Miss Zhou, safety first, let's go out early, lest they brake too late and hit you!" Hao Se estimated the average speed of the carriage and quickly adjusted his strategy.

"Okay!" Zhou Yunniang secretly clenched her fists.

"Five hundred meters, three hundred meters, two hundred meters, one hundred and fifty meters...... Okay, now, rush!" Hao Se suddenly patted Zhou Yuniang on the back.

"No!" Suddenly, the corpse Tianqing screamed, and his figure flashed to stop Zhou Yunniang, but it was still half a minute slower, and Zhou Yunniang's delicate figure had rushed out as if it was flying and fell to the side of the road.

"Come back-" The dumb voice of the corpse was covered by the whistling smoke, and I heard the neighing of the horses, the squeak of the wheel shaft, and the carriage came to a dangerous stop half a foot in front of Zhou Yunniang, and the smoke and dust in the sky suddenly rose and gradually weakened, revealing the body full of dust and dust, and the face of the groom, which was actually a muscular man with a scruffy beard.

Huh?!

Hao Se in the grass was immediately stunned.

How did this groom change?

The next moment, I saw that the body shook violently, the curtain was lifted, and four big men jumped out of the car, all with their chests exposed, long knives hanging from their waists, fierce and vicious, and full of cruel smiles.

What is going on?!

Hao Se was immediately stunned.

"Hahahaha, I'm really lucky today, I just caught a fat sheep, and a little lady fell from the sky to make my brothers happy!"

The five big men laughed lewdly, and surrounded Zhou Yunniang, who was trembling all over.

Ancestors plank!

Hao Se and Chen Dongsheng, who were hiding in the grass, were both as stiff as stones and their faces were like straw paper.

The corpse Tianqing's body was tense and imposing.

"Brother Hao, is that really the Fu family's carriage?" asked Chen Dongsheng with a trembling voice.

"It's true!" Hao Se shook his arm to wipe the beads of sweat from his head, "But, how did the people in this car change into a bunch of men?"

"What kind of man, these people look like bandits!" Chen Dongsheng was about to cry.

Between the two of them, one of the big men had already paced in front of Zhou Yunniang, and his probe was about to grab Zhou Yunniang's clothes.

"Stop!"

"Sister Zhou!"

"Take back your groping pig hand to Lao Tzu!"

Three shouts rang out at the same time, and the three figures rushed out of the grass.

The body is as fast as an arrow, and in a flash, the corpse is clear;

With a whoast in his mouth, he was screaming, dancing wildly, kicking and rushing forward;

Stumbling under his feet, it was Chen Dongsheng who rushed forward in a thrilling way.

However, in an instant, three people with different shapes rushed into the bandit five-person line, and with a righteous and wise face, the gods and warriors protected Zhou Yunniang behind them.

"Brother Hao, Brother Corpse, Little Dongzi ......" Zhou Yuniang propped herself up, above her muddy and beautiful face, her eyes were red, and there were tears in it.

"Miss Zhou, don't be afraid, with us here, they don't want to move a finger of you!" Hao Sesan's eyes widened, and he shouted.

"No, that's right!" Chen Dongsheng's legs trembled and he swallowed wildly.

Corpse Tianqing was silent, silently stepped forward, and his arm stretched out, blocking in front of Hao Se.

The swishing breeze swept across the figures of the three people, and the clothes of the three people flew up, raising a chivalrous demeanor.

"Poof!"

Suddenly, the big man at the head burst out laughing.

The next moment, irrepressible laughter rushed to sound.

"Oh, where did these three little shrimps come from? look, the hair on this face hasn't grown!"

"Boy, if you don't want to die, hurry up and get out of the way for me, don't get in the way of my uncle!"

"Get out of the way, get out of the way, let the big boss come and see where this is a dead ghost!"

But seeing a bandit with a fierce face and a scar on his nose, he pushed aside the four people in front of him, flipped the big knife in his hand, and crossed in front of the three people, his eyes swept away, and his face was full of disdain:

"Tut-tut, what three little ghosts looking for death!"

"You, you are their big, big boss......" Hao Se muttered the last word in his mouth, the figure of the bandit in front of him seemed to gradually coincide with the red clothes in his memory, and his voice couldn't help trembling slightly, "Big boss, brothers, look at your talents, heroism, you must be a righteous thief who robs the rich and helps the poor, why bother us to fight the small people-"

"What? Righteous thief?!Hahahaha!" The scar-faced bandit leader looked up and laughed wildly as if he had heard some joke, "Bullshit thief! Uncle, I'm a bandit! Hear clearly, it's a bandit! It's a bandit who robs money, sleeps when there is a woman, and kills someone who gets in the way!"

As he spoke, he lowered his head suddenly, and spewed out his yellow teeth and spewed out a foul breath towards the three of them: "What is robbing the rich and helping the poor, then lie to the little doll's bullshit! Brothers, do you say it?!"

"That's right!

"If you have money, grab it!"

"If there is a woman, sleep!"

"Kill the guys who stand in the way!hahahaha!"

A loud shout and laughter echoed arrogantly in the mountains, like a heavy hammer smashing on Hao Se's eardrums.

Hao Se quietly looked at the group of bandits laughing wildly in front of him, a pair of dead fish eyes quickly recovered from a moment of confusion, his pupils dilated frame by frame, and two flames burned in the depths of his eyes, red and scorching.

"Xiao Dongzi, protect Miss Zhou!" his lips opened, and a cold voice came out of Hao Se's voice.

"Oh, good!" Chen Dongsheng squatted beside Zhou Yunniang with a nervous expression.

"Corpse brother!" the dead fish's eyes slowly narrowed into two fine lights.

The sallow fingers clenched violently.

"Let them see what a real bandit is!" Hausel snorted and grinned as he pulled out the unkempt dust on his waist.

"Good!" the corpse Tianqing shook his head, his eyes sharpened, and he shot out.

"Lao Tzu is going to beat you all over the ground to find teeth!"

With Hao Se shouting, the two of them were like two arrows off the string, flying out towards the group of bandits, raising the dust and smoke behind them, soaring into the sky.