Chapter 117: How can there be such a scarecrow
The woman's fingers touched her waist, it was itchy and unbearable, and You Zishi was so shocked that she almost bounced up.
"What do you want? 100 pieces of paper airplanes, I can't bear it, if the wind blows away, I'll cry sadly......"
"Do you understand a smile daughter, it's only a hundred yuan, don't be stingy, if you don't make me happy, I'll cry to show you......"
"Cry and cry, what's the big deal, besides, I'm looking forward to seeing a pear blossom with rain on your face......"
"I'll cry like you......"
"Then I'll retreat, get on the bike and run, throw you in this field, and let you be the company of the bugs......"
"Youzishi, you bastard! You still don't understand the hard truth of pity and cherishing jade, you really don't have a seed, and you are reluctant to spend a hundred yuan on me...... I told you, you go, let's go, I'm here, and if a villager comes over later, I'll sell myself for a hundred yuan......"
Su Yin jumped up angrily, walked to the edge of the rice field, spread her legs and hands, and posed in a big, upright character, no longer silent, motionless like a scarecrow.
You Zishi's eyes were about to startle: "Hey, what are you doing here?"
"Don't talk to me, I'm a scarecrow now!" Su Yin snorted to show the great dissatisfaction in her chest.
"Scarecrow, what do you want to do with a scarecrow?"
"In this way, the villagers passing by can carry me home for free, and then I can hide in their rice jar and jump out like a fairy......" Su Yin's mischievous bones rolled her eyes, and her gaze followed the wandering poem that was turning around in front of and behind her.
"Hah—the price has dropped so soon? Don't you want a hundred dollars?"
"Don't, don't!" Su Yin's eyes turned to the limit, and he still couldn't see the wandering poem behind him, but his mouth was still strong.
"Hey, Su Yin, I see that you are not good enough to pretend to be a scarecrow, it doesn't look like a ...... at all"
"Why doesn't it look like it?"
"The scarecrow is straight, but your body is sinking, the front is too straight, the back is too warped, or I can help you and smooth out a little bit for you......"
"Okay, if you have the ability, you can try it, I don't believe you still have this kind of alternative ability......"
Su Yin provoked, curious about what means could reverse the woman's stiffness into flattening, as the saying goes, curiosity kills cats, and Su Yin at this time is not afraid even if he tries the law.
You Zishi said: "The method is very simple, I will push you to the ground, and then step on your ass and your back, step on it, step on it, work hard, it is estimated that over time, the problem of your body not being upright enough can be cured, and you are guaranteed to be straight......"
"You bastard!"
Su Yin scolded angrily, what a wandering poem, he even thought of such a cruel method, and said that it was used to deal with the problem that his body was not "upright" enough, what is this not a bastard? Obviously, the "problem" he said in his mouth is precisely the most proud and arrogant advantage of women, how did he get there, but it seemed to have become an eyesore, which made people feel a sense of grievance......
It's really unladylike......
Villain, villain, villain!
Su Yin remembered Dai Lu's "guidance", and now she feels more and more like Dai Lu, this guy is really not a good thing, he hides a brain full of bad thoughts and a stomach full of bad water.
"You said that you are a scarecrow here, if a bird stops on your pretty turf, and accidentally gets something white and dirty on your body, it will be terrible, you will really cry non-stop, forget it, or wronged me, take you home......"
"Ahh
As she spoke, You Zishi suddenly picked up Su Yin from behind, hugged her princess, and walked along the path by the rice field in the direction where the bicycle was parked.
Su Yin's lower legs bounced and kicked, struggling unconvinced. You Zishi smiled: "Hey, Su Yin, Su Yin, even if you turn into a scarecrow, you are still so dishonest and unruly, I guess except me, I'm afraid no one wants you......"
"It's best if no one wants it, I'll be an old virgin......"
"You're so good, does your mother know?"
"Hmph, what's the big deal, when I used to help my mother farm at home, my mother said, farming is really hard, fortunately, there is someone to help, if you get married in the future, I will have no helper, I said, this is not simple, I can never marry, help my mother for the rest of my life......"
This little goblin, who is conservative for a while and open for a while, is really unbearable, it is not only a rare enjoyment, but also an inhuman torture......
The afternoon time wears off quickly, and the wonderful tastes always feel so fleeting. You Zishi picked Su Yin on the bicycle, and the two sat side by side, rushing to the direction of the hotel. Halfway through, Su Yin unconsciously leaned on You Zishi's shoulder and fell asleep, You Zishi was afraid that she would fall off the other side, so she freed up a left hand to wrap around her slender and soft waist, binding Su Yin's body like a seat belt, and her sitting posture also tried to match Su Yin, relying only on one hand to hit the direction of the bicycle, slowly stepping on the pedal wheels, enjoying this lazy and quiet time in the afternoon.
Leaning on Youzishi's shoulder, Su Yin had a dream, in which she and Youzishi went home together, both of them looked like adults, but they were in the same mood as children, the experience was very weird and peculiar, but in the dream, it felt very normal and reasonable, in short, it was very relaxing, special happiness......
The scene in the dream also overlaps with the bright and brilliant scene now, making it difficult to tell whether it is illusory or reality, or it makes people feel beautiful......
Half past one in the afternoon. Location: Banana Club, beachside. The last recording in Sanya began. One by one, the students took the stage to perform.
Because this show is an exhibition match, it has nothing to do with going to stay, and the question of going to stay has been decided in yesterday's knockout round, therefore, I didn't expect it to have another unexpected effect, the students' performances did not have utilitarianism and gain and loss, but began to become back to basics, singing one song after another just right, not only played well, but also emotional enough, and the eight mentors praised and applauded loudly.
Many times things are like this, the sense of victory and defeat is too heavy, but it becomes an invisible burden, so that people cannot perform to the best of their ability, which leads to the ultimate failure. The same is true for singing, when the heart of victory and defeat is heavy, and the traces of performance are strong, the songs sung are too fancy and greasy, and they can't touch the hearts of the audience, so they naturally can't get good results. It's better to sing freely and indulgently, and when you sing well, you will be moved by yourself first, and you will naturally be able to move others.