Yu Qiyun lived in the countryside with his parents when he was a child, and he didn't have any toys, so he played with chickens, ducks and dogs.

Although now that college is about to graduate, the accuracy of throwing stones is still the same as it was back then. If you say spanking, you will never spank your ears.

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On the cocked buttocks, the bug Qi was hit firmly, and it didn't hurt, but it made him look frightened, and he looked around, and he didn't see anything abnormal.

The cold hairs all over his body stood on end.

"Who's ......?"

He asked, his voice trembling like fallen leaves blown by an autumn wind.

There was no movement in the air, no echo.

Bug Qi's whole body was upright, his long black beak was raised high, his six hands and feet were in a defensive position, saliva rolled in his throat, and the sweat on his forehead slipped silently over his frightened red eyes.

But he only has one tentacle, and he can't accurately sense any strange breath even if he shakes wildly.

"Who's pretending to be a god! Get out of here!"

Bug Seven was driven crazy by the strange tranquility, and people who like yin people are most afraid of being yin.

Still no response.

It's like the stone had never hit him on the ass before.

……

Today, the sky is very blue, the clouds are very white, and the mood of the seven bugs is very gloomy, and he could have enjoyed it, and the desperate performance of the ant jasmine in the stone crevice before dying.

At this moment, he was disturbed by a strange stone.

He has lived in the Amazon jungle for so many months (human years, animals live too short, use months), unheard of and unseen, what animals will hit people with stones.

I went! I didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out today, what a hell!

The only thing he was sure of was that he would never believe that the stone could fly on his own, and that there must be something at work that he had never seen before.

Ant Jasmine stood up, her body pressed against the crack in the stone, nervously and a little happily watching the movement of Bug Seven.

Due to the narrow stone gap and poor vision, she couldn't fully understand the situation outside, but she also determined that Bug Qi was not self-directed and self-acting, tricking her into taking advantage of the chaos.

Because she happened to clearly see a flying stone from outside the sky, which hit the swarthy ass of the bug seven in a playful and cruel manner.

Something must happen that is not good for Bug Seven and good for her.

This may be a glimmer of life that God has given her.

She took a deep breath and touched the heart of her hip to calm her excitement.

When the situation is uncertain, it is better to wait for an opportunity.

……

Yu Qiyun hid behind a leaf, covered his mouth, and lowered his head to snicker.

He had been looking in the jungle for a long time, and he was almost desperate, and as he was passing through this forest area, he accidentally heard the conversation between the ant Jasmine and the bug seven.

He resisted his excitement, hid behind a bush, calmly analyzed the current shape, picked up a few small pebbles and put them in his trouser pocket, and quietly went up the tree, hiding on a leaf.

Yu Qiyun doesn't know much about insects, so he can't recognize what the black insect in front of him is?

Thinking that the ant jasmine is stronger than himself regardless of height, strength and sharp teeth and claws, and the insects that can force the ant jasmine to a corner, it is naturally not lacking.

Just the big guy and the intimidating long mouth of the other party are visually crushing for themselves, and the chance of winning a head-on confrontation is almost zero.

"I'm going to deal with him with cunning and cunning. ”

Yu Qiyun lay on the leaf and smiled.

Sun Tzu said that a soldier who surrenders without a fight can achieve the greatest victory with the least labor cost.

Attacking the heart is the highest level of the master.

Scary is what the ancients called a suspicious tactic.

The first stone was thrown over, and the guy was scared and looked like a bear, and it seemed that the effect was good, and it was worth continuing to do more.

Yu Qiyun squatted down, quietly took out another stone from his pocket, and threw a few more to scare him, if he was smart, he would have slipped away in a hurry.

Where did you hit him this time?

Well, whether it's a person or a worm, when your butt hurts, it's always the most powerful!

This time, I'm spanking him!haha!

Yu Qiyun muttered to himself in his heart, laughed very much, stood firm on the leaves, and slowly leaned up......

And then, and then he froze.

"I'm super gone!"

"That black worm doesn't see the bird, doesn't see the bird!?"

In front of the stone crevice, empty,

The sudden situation made Yu Qiyun a little out of shape, and he had an urge to scold, so he hurriedly blinked his eyes 360 degrees, held the leaves, probed his brain, and as soon as his butt pouted, he was stabbed by a spike!

"Ah......h

Yu Qiyun let out a long scream, rolled down from the leaves in the air, and fell to the ground with a snap, that pain!

Fortunately, the place where I hid was not high from the ground, and there was a buffer of fallen leaves on the ground, otherwise it would be really crispy.

Yu Qiyun turned around with difficulty, subconsciously looked up, and saw that Bug Qi was standing on the leaves and looking down at him, although the sneak attack was successful, it was actually a deflated expression.

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Yu Qiyun was annoyed in his heart:

Don't be proud, proud to be struck by lightning, sure enough!

Although he was very careful, the smug snickering made the saliva molecules in his mouth drift into the air, and he still caught the intact tentacles of Bug Seven.

He took advantage of Yu Qiyun to squat down and calculate the conspiracy time, and he had spread his wings and flew quietly, falling behind Yu Qiyun silently.

When I saw that it was such a small thing that was pretending to be a ghost, my lungs exploded! This guy's ass just pouted at this time, and he didn't hesitate to stab it with a sharp mouth!

As a result, I was disappointed again, and I didn't penetrate the prey!

The human's sturdy jeans successfully prevented Yu Qiyun's ass from blooming.

Second miss today!

What a demon today!

He's going crazy!

Squeaky sparks erupt from the red eyes of the bug seven!

With a roar, he jumped straight down from the tree, instead of flying down!

Completely abandon the usual sinister and deceitful personal style, and transform into the simple and rough of Chiguoguo!

His sharp mouth swooped down at Yu Qiyun's head!

Yu Qiyun rolled on the ground in pain, and when he could dodge, he saw the sharp beak of the seven bugs piercing through the fallen leaves and plunging straight into the soil!

Yu Qiyun gritted his teeth, and suddenly swept sideways and kicked at the long mouth of Bug Seven.

This kick was very strong, almost kicking Bug Seven's mouth to a crooked arc, because the tip of the mouth was still inserted in the soil, Bug Seven couldn't roar in pain, his eyes bulged angrily, and he wanted to drip blood!

Yu Qiyun quickly got up, wanting to jump to the back of the bug seven, and come to Wu Song to beat the water dog!

The idea is plump, and the reality is skinny.

But I saw that the bug seven flapped its wings and waved it, and Yu Qiyun fell into a!

Yu Qiyun secretly screamed, and just turned around to get up, Bug Qi had already pulled out his sharp mouth, turned around, and stabbed at Yu Qiyun's face like lightning!

I really hope that time can be suspended for a few seconds at this moment, because he has just turned his face, Yu Qiyun at this time has no time to dodge in his thoughts.

It's over, it's over! I won't have a face to pick up girls in the future!

Boom!

There was a loud bang, just at the moment when Yu Qiyun was about to say goodbye to his handsome face.

A mud ball flew out of the crack in the stone and hit Bug Seven's head hard, and Bug Seven was caught off guard and was knocked out.

The mud ball rolled down on Yu Qiyun and hugged him.

"Are you alright?" Mud Ball spoke, her face almost touching Yu Qiyun's face.

This voice feels familiar, but this shape feels unfamiliar, and Yu Qiyun is startled. He knew that the ant jasmine was hiding in the crack of the stone, but he never thought that the calm and elegant jasmine instructor would make such a thing that a bird doesn't.

"What the hell are you doing?"

Yu Qiyun sneered, because Ant Jasmine killed in time, his handsome appearance was preserved, and he originally wanted to hug her and kiss her to show his gratitude.

Ant Jasmine smiled but didn't answer, helped Yu Qiyun up, suddenly stretched out his hand and pushed, Yu Qiyun stumbled and sat on the ground again, and saw the bug seven roaring and stabbing again,

pounced in the air, and was stabbed in the gap between the two.

Ant Jasmine grabbed Bug Seven's long mouth violently and bit it down with her own teeth! But Ant Jasmine was slammed in the face by one of Bug Seven's antennae! Ant Jasmine snorted, turned 180 degrees in the air, and fell to the ground on her back with a "snap".

Bug Seven hehehe

The tentacles were suddenly pulled back violently, and his entire dark face was pulled backwards.

Yu Qiyun didn't know when, he had already ridden on his back, his hands tightly grasping the only intact tentacle of Bug Qi, and he was desperately pulling back!

The Seven Bug has long antennae, and he is comfortable to pull up. And the bug seven was pulled into crooked teeth and grinned, full of shame and indignation!

Wu Song rode a tiger to fight a tiger! Yu Qiyun can finally ride an insect to fight insects!

……

Seven Bugs roared angrily!

Being ridden around the neck and.

This is the greatest insult to his person!

He repeated his old trick and wanted to stir his wings to throw Yu Qiyun off, but Yu Qiyun had already prepared, and his legs firmly clamped the front chest of Bug Qi, so that his wings could not be stretched at all.

No matter how long Bug Qi's mouth is, he can't turn around, no matter how he stabs, he can't stab his back, which is also the reason why Yu Qiyun rode on him.

A smart fighter is often good at discovering the opponent's weaknesses and fighting with wisdom is the way to win by defeating the strong with the weak.

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Attached "Diary of a Human Bug":

Xiaoqiang: I don't believe it, how can bug hunting bugs be so harmful? I can knock them over with one punch!

Without saying a word, I took him to the park and threw him into a grove where bugs used to walk.

Five minutes later, he cried and crawled out with his pants rolled:

It's so despicable, woo, don't play like this!

I smiled and asked, "Yesterday?"

Xiaoqiang sobbed and said: It was obviously said that it was a duel of righteousness and brightness, but they, they were too yin... Old stabbing people's chrysanthemums with a sharp mouth!

Xiaoqiang couldn't cry......