Episode 21 Why are you biting my ass?
Seven Bugs kept roaring and roaring! Like an angry mad cow!
The sound echoed in the rainforest, startling a few fallen leaves, and making the ant jasmine secretly frightened, if it alarmed the patrol of fire ants, it would be a bad thing.
The patrol team of fire ants is composed of all soldier ants, compared to worker ants, the teeth are sharper, and the poisonous needles are more deadly, which is far more terrifying than the worker ant hunting team led by Ant Huojiao that Yu Qiyun and they encountered!
It's a must!
She struggled to roll over a turtle, jumped up awkwardly, detoured behind Bug Seven, and bit one of his legs hard!
Turning his head to see Ant Jasmine, and seeing her fierce eyes, he couldn't help but shiver, and this look immediately evoked painful memories, which was just the same as the eyes of Ant Jasmine that bit off his tentacles back then!
Anger turned to fear in an instant.
Bug Seven desperately shook her legs and tried to bounce off Ant Jasmine, and kept kicking her with other feet, but Ant Jasmine endured the pain, and her teeth not only did not relax at all, but bit more and more tightly!
The fighting in the ant world is so cruel.
Either you die or I die!
Even if there is only a lonely head left, it is still determined that the enemy will not relax!
When Yu Qiyun was a child, he liked to squat under the tree to watch the ants fight, and he saw the ants bite their bodies into two pieces, and their heads were still biting their opponents, and they didn't let go of them.
Bug Qi suddenly panicked, and his face was about to cry.
He has lost one of his tentacles, and if he loses another leg, he is a third-level cripple, even if he is half-sold and half-given, he will never be able to get a wife.
In the insect world, except for a very small number of social species such as ants, bees, termites, etc., other insect species have always been more prosperous and less fleshy, and robbing wives is more important than grabbing food. In order to win the favor of the beauties, the majority of male insect compatriots often beat their heads in the dark.
And the idea of inheritance, animals are far stronger than humans, and many insects become adults, and the only and biggest task is to find a girl to pop and leave their own seeds, even if they hang up immediately, they are happy.
Marriage is like a battlefield.
Only the most powerful male worm can have the last laugh.
Bug Seven understands that he is already a tragic unicorn.
If you are happy to upgrade to a lame beast.
That would be a double cup!
I am determined to become out-and-out cannon fodder on the battlefield of marriage!
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At this moment, he looked frightened, he didn't want revenge!
Just want to save your legs.
And depending on the situation, if you don't retreat, you will probably have to reimburse your life here!
If you want to get out of here, you can't just run, ants have always been the champion of running in the jungle, they can only fly!
But damn it! Riding that blue scoundrel on his back, his wings are firmly clamped by this guy, and he can't shake it off!
The seven bugs were so anxious that there was a sharp pain in his legs, and if he bit for a few more minutes, I was afraid that he would really have to say goodbye to his body!
His tentacles were dragged by Yu Qiyun, his whole head couldn't move, he could only bend back, his most proud weapon, the deadly sharp mouth, could neither pierce Yu Qiyun, nor the ant Jasmine!
It is necessary to break the cauldron and use a functionable organ!
Bug Seven held his breath, his face flushed redder than his eyes!
Suddenly there was a crackling and popping sound.
Streams of thick yellow gas erupted from every pore on the whole body, including chrysanthemums!
Nima, what the hell is a stomata ?
Originally.
Humans have lungs, insects don't. Humans rely on the lungs to breathe, and gas enters the alveoli from the trachea, and oxygen and carbon dioxide are exchanged by hemoglobin in red blood cells.
Insects do not have lungs and naturally do not have hemoglobin, and their breathing is mainly done by a unique stomatal system.
Human beings are exchanged by the mouth, nostrils and chrysanthemums, and the microscopic animals represented by insects are much more coaxing, in addition to the mouth and chrysanthemums, they have symmetrically distributed pores (also called valves) throughout the body, but different insect species have different positions, some are concentrated on the waist, some are concentrated in the abdomen, some are concentrated on the legs and so on.
Bug 7 belongs to the hunting bug family of insects, in addition to a pair of stomata on the chest, the belly is all the way to the buttocks, and there are six pairs of stomata in the stomach.
At this moment, these 7 pairs of 14 blowholes are all in unison along with the chrysanthemums......
A strange and strong stench filled the air.
This stench suddenly rushed into Yu Qiyun's ears, nose, mouth, and went straight to his heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys!
Wretched!
Yu Qiyun, who was riding proudly on the back of the insect just now, was smoked into a "Yu Qiqi" by the stinky fart at this moment.
He tried desperately to hold back, but at this moment the senses of his body prevailed over reason, and the cells prevailed over nerves.
Yu Qiyun sneezed violently! Although his hands were still firmly tugging at the tentacles of Bug Qi, his legs couldn't help but loosen!
The seven bugs were overjoyed, and the wings shook fiercely, and suddenly threw Yu Qiyun in the air, Yu Qiyun's brain at the moment was dizzy with fart, and he didn't have time to react at all, so he felt that his body was like a merry-go-round, hovering in the air!
It turned out that the bug seven was dancing its tentacles fiercely, and Yu Qiyun couldn't help himself, looking at it from a distance, like a spinning top spinning wildly in mid-air!
Yu Qiyun's eyes were smoking, his hair was blowing up, and with the only trace of obsession that was still awake, he grabbed the tentacles of Bug Seven and didn't let go!
He gritted his teeth and silently recited: Hold on......!
Three times of important words, only half of them were spoken, like a stupid bird that shook its brain, and was thrown out fiercely!
Yu rode the blue figure of Yun Sao Bao, pulled the wind over the stunned head of Ant Jasmine, and slammed into the tree!
Then, like a common funny pose in the anime scene, it slowly and slowly slipped down, and finally with a "snap", Yu Qiyun fell face down on the ground, motionless, and a classic human jumping on the street appeared on the stage......
At this moment, there was another crisp "click"!
The expression that made Bug Qi just want to laugh wildly instantly stiffened on his face.
He's got a broken leg!!
A good leg that he carried with him was healthy and beautiful 1 second ago, but it was bitten off by the angry ant Jasmine, and he was completely separated from his body.
Yu Qiyun was smashed to such a decaying appearance, which made the ant jasmine see that the blood burned, and the leg that was originally bitten off in 2 minutes was so angry that she had a crunch in 1 second!
Bug Seven was petrified on the spot, his face was like earth, his eyes were hollow, and he fell into a strange dementia. Completely ignoring the ants, Jasmine is still watching and hesitating.
Without this leg, it means that he has completely said goodbye to love in this life, he will not have a wife, he will not have offspring, and he will not have a future.
Bug Qi's eyes rolled instantly, and he fell straight forward! Throwing himself on the ground like a zombie, another insect in a classic street fight.
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As a martial arts master who is extremely sensitive to victory and defeat, Ant Jasmine could have taken advantage of his illness to kill him! With the current situation of the seven bugs' dementia, he could have made up for a few more bites, so that the opponent could be severely injured even if he did not die.
But this thought only flashed through her, and she ran towards the blue worm lying under the tree, and at this moment she was more concerned about Yu Qiyun's life or death.
"Hey, wake up, wake up!" she turned Yu Qiyun around, held it in her arms and shook it, she didn't know the name of this blue worm yet, she could only feed and call.
Ke Yu Qiyun's eyebrows were tightly locked, his eyes were closed, and he was still motionless.
Isn't this dead?!
Ant Jasmine suddenly panicked, hurriedly turned Yu Qiyun around, and lay on Yu Qiyun's ass to listen to the beating of his heart.
Her face was pressed against Yu Qiyun's ass, tight.
But I couldn't hear any signs of my heart beating......
Dead, still dead, my heart doesn't beat anymore!
Ant Jasmine's face turned pale in an instant.
Straightened up, knelt beside Yu Qiyun, and remained motionless.
Her heart is overturned, and she has mixed tastes. Originally, he was here to save him. I don't want to, it becomes that he gave his life to save himself!
……
She froze for a while.
Suddenly lowered his head, gritted his teeth, unwillingly, stretched out his sharp teeth, and frantically gnawed and pinched at Yu Qiyun's pouting ass......
I want to put my face down again and listen to my heart.
"Oh my god!
As soon as Ant Jasmine heard the familiar voice, before she had time to rejoice, she was kicked out by Yu Qiyun!
"Why are you biting my ass? You rascal, you!"
Yu Qiyun covered the red monkey buttocks, glared at the ant jasmine, and wanted to cry without tears, he was such a handsome young buttocks, but he was taken advantage of by a female ant!
Ant Jasmine didn't seem to hear Yu Qiyun's words, her face was happy, and she rushed over again, Yu Qiyun covered her buttocks, crawled and rolled, and flashed to the side.
Yu Qiyun originally thought that he had already understood ants after personal contact, but now the perverted behavior of ant jasmine gnawing his ass made him confused, and the ant world is really incomprehensible to humans!
"Why are you biting my ass?" he asked, as he distanced himself from Ant Jasmine and sat down on the ground.
"You're scary, lying motionless on the ground, and I want to hear your heartbeat. Ant Jasmine explained.
"After listening to it for a long time, there was no movement at all, so I had to move my mouth to bite hard, and when we ants fainted, we dealt with it like this, biting, and my heart would beat again!"
She didn't wait for Yu Qiyun to reply, and immediately added.
Yu Qiyun didn't speak, looking at the sky speechlessly, wanting to laugh and cry.
Suddenly turned his head and roared at the ant jasmine:
"When did you hear me say that my heart grows on my ass!"
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Xiaoqiang said happily: Brother Yu, I also have 8 pairs of 16 air holes! I don't need to use my mouth, and I can breathe freely!
I smiled evilly: Thank you for reminding me! No wonder I used to pinch your neck hard, you are actually smiling all over your face, I will ...... in the future Truly, abruptly!
Xiaoqiang fainted and fell to the ground
When I woke up, I kept pumping my mouth......