"Okay, you've lost, you're dumber than me. Yu rode the cloud eyebrows and danced.

"No! One last one! One question will decide the winner!" Although Li Enchanting is a daughter's family, she has the spirit of never admitting defeat.

Yu Qiyun secretly praised in his heart, most boys like tenacious and unyielding girls, which has nothing to do with appearance.

"OK! You have..."Yu Qiyun swallowed the word "seed" again.

……

"Listen to the last question, there is a pig on the tree, a pig on the ground, how many pigs are there?"

This question is almost everyone's well-known Lai Pi question, tired of playing old stalks, but there are always some little purity in the world who don't know, Yu Qiyun bets that Li Enchanting is such a little purity.

Li Enchanting, as a Jeet Kune Do practitioner, "takes the impossible as the law, and the infinite as the finite" (Bruce Lee).

will only put a limited life in the infinite pursuit of martial arts. How can you waste your youth in boring and unnutritious Internet jokes?

"What do you think is the probability that I will get it right?"

Li Enchanting was unusually not nervous, and asked with a smile.

"Oh, you seem to be confident. Yu Qiyun looked at her with interest.

"But, I still think there's a 99.999% chance you won't be able to answer," he said, looking at ease.

"Then if I get it right, you can point to your nose and say three times loudly, I'm a stinky idiot!"

"Yes, if you lose..."Yu Qiyun smiled, "Trouble Li Da Beauty to do a pole dance for everyone to enjoy." ”

"You, you, you are shameless!" Li Yourao gritted her teeth, paused for a few seconds, and showed a fierce expression, "Deal!"

……

"Your dog's ears are good, there are two answers, if the pig in the tree, you are talking about lying on the ground, then there are 2 heads, if it is 8 of 5678, then there are 9 heads. ”

After Li Yourao finished speaking, he saw Yu Qiyun's face swallowing a surprised expression.

Li Yourao crossed her hands on her hips, giggled, and thought, Xiaoxiao, I am really a little white sheep who never watches jokes, play this thousand-year-old stalk with me, don't think that if you replace the monkey with a pig and the ride with a stomach, this woman will not recognize it.

She walked up to Soap, turned around gorgeously, and happily slapped the little one, showing a beautiful smile of victory.

"Sister is so powerful! Defeat the big pervert!"

Soap clapped her hands and said quickly, although she was a little unhappy when she heard the words "dog ears", but she was the grass on the wall falling with the wind.

Yu Qiyun sighed, his eyes were bitter, and he walked in front of Li Enchanting with an unwilling look:

"Congratulations, (pauses for a second) Got it wrong!"

"What!!!" Li Enchanted Thunder!

Even Yue An looked at Yu Qiyun in surprise, he also felt that Yu Qiyun was a little skinny, and he agreed with this answer.

"You dare to say it again!" Li Enchanted was so angry that his braids danced wildly, and a whirling leg kicked towards Yu Qiyun!

Yu Qiyun laughed as he ran.

"I'm talking about 100 million pigs on the ground, not one pig. ”

Yu Qiyun's face was full of bitterness before, but now he immediately turned into a smug smile, and he had to admire his acting skills.

So, the correct answer is, one hundred million and eight or one hundred million and one pigs. ”

"Not only are you wrong, but you are so wrong that you have undercounted 99999999 pigs, eldest sister, how many years is this enough for our Chinese to eat?"

Hearing this, the three of them were dumbfounded, and their expressions were very rich.

Soap and Yue An are glad that they didn't have a confrontation with Yu Qiyun, this guy is not only cunning, but also first-class in acting.

"You, you, you, you......" Li Enchanted was crazy, her braids were so angry that they stood up like two antennas, and her eyes wanted to eat people.

That was the end of the conversation.

Every time she talks to him, it's the end of her "you, you, you".

Only Yu Qiyun smiled smugly, as if the gray wolf had caught the Pleasant Goat again.

……

Li Yourao turned her face and sat far away, not wanting to see this person again.

She'd rather talk to a pig than talk to a boy like this anymore

Every time. I can't wait for this guy to be eaten by a python today.

What puzzled her was that although talking to Yu Qiyun always ended in a bickering, why did she like to provoke him?

Almost every time, she was the first to speak to him, and the result was always "you, you, you".

Do you like this "blue control"?

This unexpected discovery made Li Yourao startled, her face immediately turned red, and she secretly glanced at Yu Qiyun.

The guy had lowered his head and was playing with his phone again. I didn't notice anything unusual on the expression on her face.

Will I like him? He thinks beautifully! Li Enchanting looked at the other party's dragging appearance, and couldn't help but hate and say to herself.

If Yu Qiyun heard it, he would be full of grievances, eldest sister, I didn't think much about it, it was you who committed a nymphomaniac.

In fact, Yu Qiyun didn't drool at this enchanting classmate, but there was a WeChat exchange.

Li Yourao once unscrupulously sued him:

Only Bruce Lee is the perfect man in her mind, the only male god.

Others, hmph, are all scum.

Since then, the scumbag has stopped being boring with himself.

……

It didn't last long before I heard the voice of a bear child: "My sister hasn't danced yet." ”

"What dance, who dances?" a fat man in a white T-shirt with a pot lid popped up out of nowhere. He was holding four red fruits in his hand.

This is the rice ball brother in the soapy mouth.

Onigiri, of course, is not the surname Onigiri, it is the nickname that everyone takes.

Because the friends really can't find a human who looks like a rice ball, he has a round head, a round brain, a round belly, round arms, round hands and feet, and a round buttocks. In addition, his skin is as white as snow, and he has become a refined and human-shaped glutinous rice ball.

Fantuan has had two hobbies since childhood, one is food, and the other is beauty.

He once heard a philosopher say that in order to control the stomach of a beautiful woman, in order to control the heart of a beautiful woman, in order to realize the lifelong dream of eating and coloring, after graduating from junior high school, he went to a well-known restaurant as an apprentice, and after a few years, he became a well-known god of food.

However, the beauties love his dishes, but they don't like him.

Although he was born with a happy figure, his eyes are too small, looking at his eyes from a distance, they are like two colored mung beans growing under his eyebrows, and there are too many words, especially in front of beautiful women, talking about gossip is very joyful, and the whole thing is super funny with a perpetual motion machine.

In the middle of the night, he is often heard wailing to the moon: philosophers are liars.

……

"Who? Who's going to dance?" asked Onigiri happily.

Soap Soap clapped his hands and said, "Sister Enchanting and Brother Qiyun lost the bet, and they want to pole dance!" Suddenly her eyes froze, and she found the red fruit in the hand of the rice ball.

"Ah, welfare!" The rice ball wolf howled, overjoyed, and saliva squeaked all over the ground at the thought of the glamorous and bewitching beauty Li Da Mei going to pole dance.

"Ahh

The wolf howl turned into a miserable howl in an instant, and Li Enchanting kicked the rice ball out of a graceful arc. The four red fruits also rolled to the ground.

The soap eyes are fast, and she immediately grabbed one, the fruit was heavy in her hand, it looked like a ripe tomato, delicate and ruddy, and a refreshing sweetness rushed straight to her dog's nose, and the whole tongue and taste buds of the snack goods were carnival!

I didn't have time to wipe it, and Soap opened its fierce mouth and was about to take a bite, when the fruit was suddenly held down by a flying big hand, and I saw Yue An rushing to him.

"Soap, don't eat indiscriminately, be careful of poison!" Yue An stared at the fruit in the bear child's hand, his expression was very strict.

……

Attached "Diary of a Human Bug":

Today, I was writing hard in the study, and suddenly Xiaoqiang from the kitchen jumped into the notebook and asked me:

Yu Giggles, when did I write about me in this novel?

My chicken thief smiled:

Don't steal my vegetable oil in the future, go to Lao Wang's house next door to steal oil, okay?

Xiaoqiang nodded excitedly: Okay!

I'm overjoyed: I'll write you tomorrow!

In the evening, when I passed by the kitchen after shouting, I heard a sound of sizzling and hurriedly turned on the light:

Xiaoqiang was lying on my oil pot and licking it with relish.

I roared angrily:

You worm kid doesn't count mud when you talk!

Xiaoqiang glanced at me lightly:

Uncle Wang next door promised to write me today.