Soap, 9 years old, in the third grade of primary school, according to research, she should be the ugliest little Lori in history.

She has a lonely pigtail tied on the top of her sparse head, a green flower skirt on her upper body, red denim on her bottom, crooked eyes, a collapsed nose and a wide mouth, and the pockmarks on her face can scare a bunch of small pot friends to death.

Even Lolita's most perverted weird Shu Xiao, when she sees her, she has to howl down the street and hide in the police station.

Not only does she have an ugly face, but she also has a particularly capable mouth, and she is a "little food beast" who runs away from food and food.

But unlike mainstream foodies, she is also very tolerant of food, and she set an amazing record of not nibbling an apple in the bed for a month in an orphanage.

The teacher asked her why she didn't eat it, and she replied that I wanted to find a boyfriend for her and have a few more small apples.

Because she had eaten soap secretly at the orphanage, the teachers named her "Soap Soap".

She also has a special ability, in the long-term hard struggle with other children for food, she has a wild personality, a nose like a dog, and you can smell which child is wetting the bed again from miles away.

……

Soap continued to stare affectionately at the chicken feet on the ground, while Yu Qiyun and Li Enchanting began their war of words.

Li Enchanting: "You dare to hide even with children around, are you a man?"

Yu Qiyun: "Whether I am a man or not, this is a question that can only be answered at night, do you want to know now?"

Li Enchanting: "You, you, you nasty!"

Yu Qiyun: "You, you, you a river of spring water flows eastward." ”

Li Enchanting: "If I encounter a beast in the future, I won't save you even if I save a dog." ”

Soap Soap suddenly raised her head and glared at Li Enchanting, she belonged to a dog. Yu Qiyun laughed.

Li Yourao realized that she was speechless, walked up to the puffing little Lori, and touched her head, "Soapy girl, sister didn't mean you." ”

Seeing that Yu Qiyun was still laughing, she yelled at Yu Qiyun: "What are you laughing at, you are not even as good as a dog!"

Turning her face, she saw Soap Soap glaring at her angrily, and her teeth were turned out, "My sister is bad silver, and I stand with my brother." She stood beside Yu Qiyun.

"My brother is a pervert, don't go over with soap. Li Yourao said indignantly.

"Only perverts are afraid of soap, how can there be soaps and soaps that are afraid of perverts. Yu Qiyun blurted out, and suddenly covered his mouth, hoping that Soap Soap didn't understand.

However, precociousness is one of the basic characteristics of children who are now immersed in film and television dramas.

Brother Yu also said that I was ugly, so ugly that I scared away wolves. Soap Soap glared at Yu Qiyun angrily this time. It was Li Enchanting's turn to laugh and rub her stomach.

"You don't tie up the silver! Looking at the bulging cheeks of the snack goods, even Yue An couldn't help it, lowered his head and laughed.

"You don't tie up your silver, and you laugh at me. Soap Soap glared at Yue An again, and walked under another tree, "I'm going to wait for Brother Fangian to come back, and all three of you are bad silver!"

Brother Fantuan is really bad silver, and Soap Soap will praise him for being good, because as a foodie, she is the most sticky cook, and Fantuan is not only good at cooking, but also looks "inversely proportional" to his craftsmanship.

At Brother Fantuan, soap not only satisfies appetite, but also satisfies confidence in appearance.

……

"You three boys, all of them are scraps, don't even think about begging this public to protect you at that time. "Li Yourao wants to continue the war of words.

"Eldest sister, you are still living in a cave in animal skin, and when you encounter danger, the key is to rely on the brains of modern people, not the fists of primitive people. Yu Qiyun retorted lazily.

"Oh, you don't have a brain, you're smarter than me. The flame of anger in Li Enchanting's heart flickered up and down.

"Okay, then I'll make three brain teasers and test you. Yu Qiyun smiled very well, "As long as you answer correctly, even if you have more green onions than me." ”

Li Enchanting lowered her head and was silent, she seemed to smell a smell of conspiracy.

"Don't worry, it's not particularly tricky and weird, maybe even soap soap can answer. Yu Qiyun was further tempted.

Soap saw that there was a question game that she could also answer, and she happily came up again. Yue An also pricked up his ears.

"Okay, you say!" Li Enchanted looked domineering.

"Li Da Beauty, sure enough..."Yu Qiyun swallowed the word "seed" stiffly.

"Listen up, why did a crazy ant stop immediately when he saw a rabbit?"

"Because the rabbits are blocking the road. Li Enchanting's answer was really fast and inaccurate, which made Yu Qiyun secretly refreshed.

"No, even if the rabbit blocks the road, the ants can pass through the rabbit's fur. ”

"Ants are afraid that rabbits will eat it. ”

"No, the whole world knows that rabbits are vegetarians. ”

……

Li Yourao bit her lip and lowered her head in thought. Seeing the appearance of soap and soap eager to try, I felt even worse in my heart.

After a few minutes, she shrugged her shoulders and said she couldn't answer.

"My sister is so stupid, the answer is that the ants use the rabbit eyes as a red light. Soap clapped his hands and laughed, and couldn't wait to say the answer.

"Let's talk about the second question!" Li Enchanting said in a fierce tone, and glanced at the soap and soap, she was not angry when she lost people.

"Listen, under what circumstances can an ant stretch out its legs and trip over an elephant?" asked Yu Qiyun leisurely.

"Impossible! Impossible under any circumstances!" Li Yourao stomped her feet and shouted, this question was so outrageous that she didn't want to answer it. Soap also squatted on the ground and grabbed her hair, which also short-circuited her.

Yu Qiyun looked at the two of them with a playful expression, turned his head and asked Yue An, "Anzi, you say." ”

"Ants can trip elephants when they are dreaming. Yue An replied softly in his slightly feminine and soft voice.

"Tsk, a genius is a genius. Yu Qiyun stroked his palms, looked at Yue An and smiled, like a pair of good friends.

"Ah O!" Soap Soap came to her senses, this answer was so demonic, she was so happy that she smirked, she wanted to keep this topic in mind and play a good role with her classmates.

Li Yourao had nothing to say, her face was aggrieved, and her two hands twisted her big braids fiercely.

……

"The last question, Miss Ant and Mr. Centipede got married, and they were in the cave room that night, but they were busy until the next morning, and they couldn't go to bed yet, why is this?" Yu Qiyun had a wicked smile on his face.

"Ahh

Li Yourao took a sip in her heart, lewd, and said coldly: "I won't answer this question." ”

"Whatever," Yu Qiyun pretended to smile generously, "you can't answer anyway." "He used agitation.

"Let me think about it..."Li Yourao really didn't fight for steamed buns.

"The guest made a fuss all night in the cave room. Li Yourao thought for a long time and said.

"**A moment is worth a thousand gold, which guest would be so blind-eyed?" Yu Qiyun squeezed his eyes at Li Yourao, "You know." ”

A flush swelled up on Li Yourao's face, she glared at Yu Qiyun fiercely, lowered her head and thought about it, and squirmed and said:

"They were on the earth... That's it—" Her voice was as low as a mosquito.

"No, they want to fight in the field, but they're afraid that earthworms will peek. Yu Qiyun couldn't help laughing and immediately retorted.

"You, you say, what is the answer?!" Li Yourao pointed to Yu Qiyun's nose, and when she saw Yu Qiyun's triumphant stinky fart, she became angry.

"It's very simple, the answer is that the ant bride was busy taking off the pants of the centipede groom all night. Yu Qiyun said lightly.

"Hahaha!"

Li Yourao was stunned for a moment, and suddenly burst into laughter, startling Yu Qiyun and Soap.

Li Enchanting had to admit that the answer to this question was really funny!

……

Attached "Diary of a Human Bug":

Yu Qiyun asked Li Yourao:

A crazy ant was suddenly intercepted halfway by Yu Longze.

But the ant only whispered "two words"

Yu Longze immediately smiled and let go, and said to the ants from afar, You go slowly......

Excuse me, what are those two words?

Li Yourao's face flushed, and after thinking about it for a day and a night, she finally came up with the answer:

Collection!